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>at college
>have a brand new Thinkpad
>everybody else is using ipads, or some cheaper tablet, a few macbooks
>professer is a huge macfag
>tells us mac is the future and we are stupid if we don’t get a mac
>tell him he is wrong
>he pulls me up to compare my laptop to his macbook
>mine is faster, and better in every way
>starts getting mad
>he pours water over mine by “accident”
>"oh no! your 90’s laptop is dead! you had better go buy a new macbook after class today!"
“Actually, this is a $2000 top of the range thinkpad, and it’s water proof”
>hold my still running laptop over his macbook and the water drains onto his and kills his
>"the fuck did you just do? GET OUT OF MY CLASS!"
>tried to get me expelled
>they look at the security footage
>come back next week and see a new lecturer.
>he’s a huge Linux/open source fag
>has Richard Stallman picture on his thinkpad
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>>61340578
Truly based.
How will mac manlets recover?
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>>61340578
upboated and reddit gold sent
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Thinkpads truly make my dick hard just by hearing their glorious name.
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>>61340578
email your GAY and STUPID previous professor and just type "xD" in the email body and SEND without a subject. Teach that macfag that open source will always crush closed source proprietary CRAPPLE garbage!
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>>61340578
holy shit if this is actualy real you are the most savage and lucky person! holy shit!
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WOW OP YOU'RE SO COOL MAN I WISH I WAS LIKE YOU!!!!!!
Things that never happened
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Shit that never happened: the thread
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>>61340578
10/10 i cum on cat she hiss at penis
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>>61340761
it is real in my mind
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>>61340578
one word: EPIC.
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>>61340656
where?
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>>61340826
Ebin
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>>61340578
And then did everyone stand up and clap?
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>>61340578
>lying on the Internet
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>>61340578
>>61340656
Edit: OP hier, thanks for the gold
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>not bringing your beige full tower pii mechanical keyboard ball mouse and crt monitor to classes
pleb
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>>61340578
What are things that didn't happen for four-hundred, Alex?
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>>61340826
that's 3 words you moron
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>>61342452
> Hier
Kanker op kanker nerd
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>>61342452
Nederlul confirmed
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>>61342312
>I bookmark links to my Interracial HD Erotica in my brain.
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>Aunt gets to keep her gently used i7 T420 from her job for $50 when she retires
>she thinks it's a "LOL #DinosaurComputer" and talks about buying a macbook
>mfw it will be mine for probably nothing when she hands over her shekels for an inferior fruitpad throttlebook with stunning™ meme™ display™
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>>61340578
>hold my still running laptop over his macbook and the water drains onto his and kills his
They should make a porno about this.
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>>61340578
LOOOOOOOOOL
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I still can't believe I was autistic enough to hook my laptop with nekomimi themed background up to the uni projector.
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>>61340686
>>61340712
>>61340761
>>61342505
You have to go back.
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>>61342667
Don't sweat it. Two weeks ago I saw someone with a zone-tan shirt.
It doesn't matter how autistic you are.
You will always find someone more autistic in the cs department.
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>>61340630
*Maclet
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Epic! Macfags for the loss xD
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