PHP

you make python look good in comparison

you made me pick up programming when I was 13 years old

>>61328847
You are better than Java.

you are so qt and underrated <3

>>61328847
hey beatiful

you're faster than ruby and python.

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cute!!!!!

Don't believe those who say you're ugly!

Node is worse.

You helped me learn about web exploitation and helped me piss off a lot of site owners/awful devs back in my youth, along with helping me learn about programming in general, you'll always have a place in my heart but I'm never coming back to you

>>61328847
Please do not roleplay as programming langauges. Thank you

>>61329812
>open node project to make simple fix
>composer.json with 500 dependencies
>go through 50 make and bake scripts to find what one actually builds it
>npm run build isn't there
>thousands of errors
>code base typical javascript spaghetti code
>deprecation warnings everywhere
>eventually give up and patch the dist file
>put a warning in the readme for the next poor soul to patch it

fucking every time. node.js was the best thing to happen to pajett programmers.