REEEEE
fucking hell I just spent 3 fucking hours remote fixing a fucking computer running debian and it's fucking worse than hell
>need to do fsck manually. Dunno why but fuck it it's easy. DO it, it boots. Fine
>try to ssh into the computer so I can fix it myself
>sshd not installed
>fine I explain 10 times the command to type, finally get it right
>fucking error on the install
>muh debconf shitted itself
>FUCKING HELL
>fuck this shit, need to download the .deb, install it manually
>install debconf with dpkg
(keep in mind all this was done on the fucking phone with someone who doesn't know shit about linux)
anyway,
>deb conf is fucking fixed.
>install fucking openssh-server
>try to ssh, the router is not configured to forward the port of course
>explain 1000 times how to forward the fucking port
>1 hour later it's done
>ssh into computer, fucking finally
>sudo apt-get update && sudo apt-get upgrade
>wew it want better than expected
>notice the kernel and xorg were updated
>oh boy
>reboot anyway
>fucking stuck on boot
>/bin/sh : can't access tty ; job control turned off (initramfs)
>nigga what
>fine just try to do it manually
>keyboard doesn't work anymore
>u wot?
>reboot 100 times, unplug the fucking keyboard
>still doesn't work
FUCK DEBIAN fucking piece of trash supposed to be """stable""" can suck y dick
never touching a computer with debian again
>>61305312
Welcome to plebian.
>>61305312
Install CentOS.
It debian but slightly older and gudder.
>>61305312
this is why I only use gentoo on boxes that will only have remote access.
>>61305312
>tfw debian stretch on most of my servers and thinkpad
>tfw debian sid on desktop
>tfw it just works
>>61305312
>Claims he doesn't know shit about Linux
>Broke his Linux system
>>61305464
I was on the phone with someone else that doesn't know shit, not me you faggot
learn2read
>>61305312
Stay assblasted you meme tier n00buntu user. I maintain Debian of various releases on 100s of servers and they're all Rock solid.
The only time Debian shits itself is because you tell it to. It's an obedient soldier taking orders not a nanny helping you learn to tie your shoes.
>>61305312
And this is why, as a customer, you don't get $5/mo support from Pajeets and instead have a local tech that speaks English and can/will come on-site.
>>61305312
What did you expect from a bistro that still packages gpaint that never was functional to begin with.
>>61305475
Sorry for not following your long and poorly formated post
You're even more stupid letting some normie run root commands on your system and then you run to complain to 4chan how he ruined your system configs
>>61305527
How am I supposed to fix the computer when I can't ssh into it? faggot
>>61305541
By having smart friends and not surrounding yourself with brainlets
>>61305505
>bistro
I dunno why but this typo had me laughing pretty hard
>>61305576
That's why it is a /g/ standard.
>>61305541
tell your friend to use a babby friendly distro, pinguy linux live cd comes with teamviewer pre installed
>>61305587
*was
Until phoneposters and similar scum flooded the board.
>>61305443
same
>>61305772
>ape
>slightly lesser ape
>ape with butplug
>man with uretha pipe
>utter sperglord subhuman
I don't see the progress. Is it to indicate that actual modern humans use something else?
>>61305794
Just don't be the ape.
>>61305844
Done.
>>61305312
My 70 year old mother has been running Debian for years without a hitch.
Maybe you should stop being so fucking retarded.