"Anon why don't you have facebook? That's so weird.

But I do have a Facebook

>>61280724
I also don't have a job sucking off lower management. Teehee

>>61280724
I have Facebook, but I'm not giving it to you.

I'm too busy with my high earning job to bother talking with the proles on faceshit in any official capacity. That's why I'm anonymous online.

It's not you honey, it's me. Now get back to work.

>>61280724
Facebook is non-free. Please see https://stallman.org/facebook.html

>>61280849
*exploits proletariat*

>>61280724
I do have facebook, though. I even post TGIF! once every couple of weeks, and put up a funny pic or two once or twice per month, just for potential employers.

>>61280724
Because my mother, three of my aunts, my grandmother, two of my uncles, and my grandfather have one. It's all old people.
I deleted it shortly after high school.
You're cute wanna fuck??

Yeah that's right.

I want to feel her cheek against mine while I lovingly kiss her neck.
She is adorable.

>>61281059
>>61281026
Imagine being so lonely you'll get off to having a girl touch you and not in a sexual way.

>good things that can come out of using social media
>0
>bad things that can come out of using social media
>no limit

Have fun getting rejected from a job because they googled your name and saw that back in 2003 you called someone a faggot on MySpace.

>>61280724
because im not middle aged and balding, grandma

>>61281954
Projecting

>>61281026
alpha as fuck

>>61281954
Yeah, hahahah, imagine that.

>>61280724
Even if I have a Facebook account (Which I don't), what am I gonna use it for?

>>61280724
Go jump on Chad's dick and post it on Facebook, you openly whore of a bitch.

Well I don't post much of fb, but my group of close friends will plan activities through messenger. If it weren't for that I wouldn't login for long periods of time..

>>61280724
My face isn't as pretty

Pfft. Because I prefer real life friends not digital pixels you look at on your screen.

>>61280724

yeah

MySpace 4 lyfe

>>61281954
I feel bad for you

this thread is fucking stupid

>>61280724
>But you don't seem to have one either! I searched for "cutest girl I've ever seen" and your picture didn't show up. But that may be just because I don't know how to use it properly. I wouldn't even know how to create an account for myself, maybe we could grab something to eat later and you could help me out with that.

>>61283280
so is you're mom
/thread

I have lots of social media accounts. However, all of them are 100% curated to maximize my outward appeal to normies. Why? Because the faggots in charge of hiring often look at that retarded shit. I tailor it to social climate of my current city. So for now I look more right leaning, Christian, and love all the local sports teams. If I were to move to, say, California, I'd change it to be more left leaning, with a focus on caring about social issues.

>>61283297
Smooth as fuck. Someone's getting laid tonight.

>>61280854
Facebook has their own Tor page, moron.

>>61280849
Musk

>>61282606
Social justice and hating Trump of course

That's all it is now

>>61280745
>>61280830
I want normies to leave... REEEE... get the fuck out of here.

Bacause Facebook's dead. And good riddance of that. Fucking glow-in-the-dark Facebook niggers will die off now.

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>>61283297

>>61283496

ZRUMP is surely finished this time. Impeachment any day now.

>>61280724
People who use facebook:
>post videos of themselves killing other people for laughs
>spend massive amounts of time reposting the same dozen or so memes until someone dares to make some *GASP* ORIGINAL CONTENT
>spend the rest of their time whining about dumb shit
>when they aren't saying dumb shit and reposting, they're trying to shove their personal favorite politician down your throat
>they're more likely to be depressed or otherwise mentally fucked, according to some psychologists
>they also seem to think that clicking a button on a website is equivalent to giving a hug, and that clicking the other button is equivalent to punching someone in the face

I don't have any reason to use it and I have half a dozen reasons not to.

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>Anon, do you have a Facebook?
>"Nope"
>Why?
>"I'm not really into social media good sir"
>Well if that were the case I am afraid we can't hire you
>We want people who are team players and social
>We're not into stiff lemons in our company, have a good day!

I have 4chan.

The best norman excuse I've come up with is that
>I found I was spending too much time there so I stopped using it.

Not perfect, but it's good enough for casual reasons.

>>61283828
>Cut the crap already. Is it because of my feminine penis, you bigots? See you in court :^)

>>61280724
who's this cute boy

>>61284018
>using the smley with a carat nose

>>61284053
>using memetext

>>61284060
>using text

>>61284018
>has no money
>wants to sue a company

>>61283433
Having a tor page doesn't make them free.

>>61280724
Zucc must be getting scared if he's having to resort to this.

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>>61280724
>Is it because you don't have any friends?
Actually yes

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>I still use myspace

>>61280724
Are fake accounts not popular with US Anons?

>>61284070
>implying some lefty lawyer won't take the case on for virtue-signalling & marketing purposes

>>61280724
No I got banned in highschool for posting my dick on my wall when i was drunk. Never bothered making another one.

>>61284314
go on...

>>61280724
>do you have a facebook?
>me: no
>oh that's cool I really wish I didn't have one sometimes
t. everyone

>>61284327
An openly gay faggot had been playfully flirting with me and making sure everyone knew it. It was a weekend night and my buddy showed me the fag posted on facebook i must have a small dick and am afraid to show it and thats why I won't fuck him, so I went in the mcdonalds bathroom snapped a pic and that was that, my friends were laughing hysterically but i was banned before i even got home.

>>61284371
Lol reminds me of smokers/potheads

>you smoke?
>nah
>thats good

>>61284381
lol yea, people who drink alcohol will say the same shit

it's like, hey I surf the internet more than any of you.. that's my drug

>>61284375
go on...

>>61284441
thats the end of the story you fucing dolt, lived happily ever after

>>61284486
post dick

>>61281059
I'm such a hopeless romantic

>>61280724
"That's a big part of it, Stace! But really, I just find it so damn boring."

>>61280724
yes, actually

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I do have a Facebook Stacy. I use an anime name and avatar because I post on the 4chan image board.

>>61283433
>facebook
>tor
pick one

Let me tell you about the jews

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>>61283297

>>61284788
>I am just so damn boring

FTFY

I use Facebook as a ZEITUNG

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>>61283828
That second from the left dude is totally out of place and don't even know what's he doing lol.

>>61280724
I have friends, you're not one, why are you talking to me ugly landwhale?

Isn't 4chan social media?

That's correct I don't have any friends nor would I be interested in social media if I did have friends.

>>61282035
Eurofag here, you are allowed to remove yourself from google here

>>61280724
Because I connect with my family on Line, I communicate with my students/friends on WhatsApp and with my work colleagues through Slack, therefore I see no reason to have a facebook. Your point?

>>61283297
Too nice, doesn't work, you have to tease and play more the asshole role

But I give you a 4/10 cause you tried

>>61284180
he looks alpha as fuck, i bet he is drowning in all that pussy juice.

>>61280724
>Is it because you don't have any friends? heheh

Yes

>>61280724
>Here's your address:
>Here's your mother's maiden name:
>Here's your SSN:
>Here's your CC:
"Now would you like to take a minute to think about why you raped yourself out of your own privacy by using it?"

>facebook
>friends
>hehehe
>implying I can't greentext irl

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>>61280724
Replace "facebook" with Instagram & snapchat.
>fucking hate these people

Because I like anonymity and freedom of speech. I use gab instead.

>>61283828
Lol, some people quit facebook because they spend too much digital time instead of physical interactions with their friends

>>61280724
replace "facebook" with "a smartphone" and thats me every time a normie notices my blackberry

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>>61285688
No, they really do. They have a .onion address.

>>61280724
I'll never use a facebook. It's a waste of my lifetime. Sorta like 4chan, but at least it's 'anonymous' shitposting that won't come back to bite me or put me in handcuffs.

Most of my friends don't even use facebook anymore, it's on the way out.

my "friends" use IRC

>>61280724
My friends and I use IRC.
>what the fuck is I...
*turn around and leave the dumb normie be*

>>61287448
Its not managed by them, its just a proxy

I go out with my friends you sad cavemonkey.

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>>61287844
Ah, my bad. Sorry Anon-kun.

I do have friends, it's just that i choose friends who are not as retarded as you are and go out to have fun in the city with them or on car trips.

>>61287875
/thread

>>61286793
That's where you are wrong, Anon.
Literally anything you say works as long as you're not unattractive and is able to talk to girls with confidence.

Hell, you can even make up for being a little ugly by being smart or funny and vice-versa.

Women really aren't that hard to get like some of you guys believe.