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Professional programming 2017-07-07 03:05:39 Post No. 61258877
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A day in the life NEETs:
>wake up at 8am
>open laptop at 8:30am
>Join meaningless stand up at 9:30am
>10am smoke break
>10:30am eat cereal
>12:00 commit code, """alpha test""" on DEV, CI deploys to QA
>Eat lunch
>2:00pm fix small bug, deploy patch
>3:00pm small checkpoint with PM to give status on today's progress
>4:00pm - 5:00pm masturbate furiously
>5:00pm send status email, close laptop
I don't understand how I make money from this life.
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>>61258877
NEET stands for no employment, education, or training.
Clearly, from your blog post you don't even know what a NEET is.
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>>61258928
A day in the life, NEETs
There, fixed.
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>>61258877
So hold the phone, do you work remotely in this fanfiction or not?
Because either
>you get up, dressed and into the office in half an hour and masturbate in the office
or
>you join a standup remotely, which makes no sense
So which is it
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>>61259147
I work remotely, although I would masturbate in the bathroom of the office if I was there.
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>>61259213
So how do you go to a standup then
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>>61259255
We have a dedicated conference number that I dial into. Its always me and a couple team members in India complaining that connectivity was /slow in office today/ so they need another day.
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