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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAGAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAGGAHAHAGAGAHAGA

>>61257899
t. intel shill

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>>61258177
Hey so much Hey hey so much hah bah haha haha

OK building app.........
..... OK it's there....... Time to code

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>>61257509

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>>61258253

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>>61258289
>mactoddler

>>61258308
>post a variation of the image with check
>lel mactoddler xDDDDD

stop projecting
also stop getting mad a ylyl threads

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>>61257509

>>61257509
You're not funny.

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>>61258350
>mactoddler

>>61257509
Fuck off back to shilling in /pcbg/ you retarded NEET.

>>61258399

It really doesn't matter who comes up with an idea, it matters who executes it best. Sorry that offends you, but that is the reality behind why Apple does so well with their devices.

A poorly executed good idea is worth fuck all.

>>61258399
Not even an apple fan, but half of those are half truths, or completely made up

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>>61258422
>mactoddler

>>61258399
I hate Apple but that picture was made by a retard and gasping at straws everywhere.

>>61258385
>Lisp
Lost it

>>61258308
>right to repair

hahahahahaha kys poorfag or just buy amd

>>61258385
There's absolutely nothing wrong with PHP.

>>61258289
When will you realize the fact that tesla is a gnu/linux car?

>>61258385
>C#
>You spend hours trying to express the entire rescue in a single LINQ query
If the rest of the people on my team would stop doing this we could cut production time in half.

>>61259190
when the summer ends and they leave

>>61257509
>muh da zoos XD
kys

>>61258391
New Intel processors are bad, and you know it.

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the classic

>>61259707
Even so, your joke is bad and you know it

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How many Intel Pentium processors does it take to divide a floating-point number?

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>>61260435
W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN FDIV BUG?
IT'LL HAPPEN EVERY SIX MILLION YEARS ANYWAY

>>61260304
I've never understand this picture

>>61260585
They censored the weeb's phone wallpaper, but still wanted to return the phone. Not sure if they arrested the dude for loli or not after.....

>>61260626
>Not sure if they arrested the dude for loli or not after.....
is loli illegal? idk how blurred the line is when it comes to drawings

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>>61258779
We have a php "programmer"

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>>61258779

>>61260532
You're not funny.

>>61260650
Federally it's protected under freedom of speech, but some local places make it illegal.

>>61260650
it's not loli
the drawing girl has big boobs

>>61260736
clearly you don't know about the oppai.loli tag

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I recently purchased pic related. From what I've read, it works best with a R5 1600, but I was wondering if I could bump up to an R7 instead. I guess it would be compatible either way with everything I have, but I don't know about performance. Anyone have any experience with Gigabyte motherboards?

>>61260334
More of these?

>>61258385
I dont get the java one can someone explain

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>>61260775
Fuck wrong thread

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>>61257509
>multithreading

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>>61257509

>>61260694
to be fair if i had to write a new language for a up until then foreign environment i would probably do a lot worse than him

>>61258779
http://phpsadness.com/

>>61260775
I've been using this gigabyte motherboard for years. No complaints.

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>>61260921

>>61260185
Underrated.

>>61260334
i would instantly buy one desu no matter the cost

>>61260765
>oppai.loli
you mean a short post-puberty girl?

>>61260810
same, and Java is the lang I know best...

>>61261102
not allowing a human being come to harm is not the same as rushing to rescue a human being
it's more like stopping doing the thing that may cause a human to come to harm
so the logical answer would be that the robot does nothing and the 5 humans die

>>61261185
>le swearin is epic xD reddit humor

>>61261203
eks dee semi column closing brackets

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>>61260701

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>>61257509

>>61258779
I do php for a living and i want to kill myself. too bad this job pays 4 times more than the closest c++ job ;(

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>>61259223

>>61261185
TI calculators ruin the fun of doing math in your head

>>61258212
GAY

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>>61257509

haswell is good

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that is the last of my dumps. hope you enjoyed.

>>61261219
Someone post the guy who got his GPUs ripped out by the TSA because of this board.

>>61260701
New Intel processors are bad, and you know it.

>>61260810
>>61261155
probably a reference to loading a singleton multiple times. singletons do not work reliably in java. the beauty of multiple classloaders.

they could have come up with something better, like the mess that is generics, or the overly verbose way to do math with big numbers.

>>61260650
It's in Canada so yes

>>61261252
I don't get the Fury X one
is it because it's water cooled?
then where is the water block?

>>61261286
they are both choppy

>>61260185
lost

>>61261102
Could this happen: the robot presses the switch, saving 5 lives, then sacrifice itself in order to save the 1 human?

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>>61258779
Well, at least it wasn't as bad as asp.

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>>61262060
Response.Write("DELET THIS");

>>61261336
https://www.reddit.com/r/techsupportgore/comments/3d70a7/customs_tore_the_gpus_out_to_find_the_gun/

>>61258289
Wtf I love Linux now

>>61262175
echo "go eat a dick nerd";

>>61258253
The anvil on the back is SystemD

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THERE ARE 13 SPECIES OF OTTERS, AND JUST ABOUT ALL OF THEM ARE DECREASING.
Only one otter species seems to be thriving, and that’s the North American River Otter. The other 12 otter species were recently identified by the International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN) as having decreasing populations, and five otter species are already on the endangered list. Among the endangered are the sea otters along the California coast, which are threatened by “environmental pollutants and disease agents.” Others, like the marine otters of South America, have had their numbers reduced because of poaching, as well as environmental concerns.

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ZOROASTRIANS THOUGHT THE OTTERS TO BE NEARLY SACRED CREATURES.
This ancient monotheistic religion considered otters to be the dogs of the river or sea and had strict rules forbidding the killing of otters. It was thought that otters helped keep water purified by eating already dead creatures that might contaminate the water source if they were allowed rot. They would also hold ceremonies for otters found dead in the wild.

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Otters use their dung—known as spraint—to mark territory and communicate with other otters. The mammals like to keep things organized within their communities and will designate certain areas to be used as latrines. Spraint scents can vary, but often are (relatively) pleasant—one expert described them as not “dissimilar to jasmine tea.” Spraint composition is unique to each otter, and the creatures can identify each other by the smells. Scientists suspect otters may even be able to determine the sex, age and reproductive status of the spraint dropper just from a quick whiff. And since otters have superb metabolisms and must eat up to 15 percent of their body weight each day, there’s a lot of spraint to go around.

>>61261172
This is ylyl not rage

>>61260585
The Police are asking the dude to call them which that usually equals going to jail.

>>61262536
What the fuck is wrong with using RSS?

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>>61262603
Only psuedo programming fags use it to feel special.

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>>61262603

>>61258233
I enjoy your autism

>>61262662
>>61262733
is rss some indian politcal party?

>>61262536
Where's the chad version

>>61262662
Oh fuck off. It's just convinient, if you're too retarded to use facebook as a news source, this doesn't mean everybody is equally retarded.

>>61258399
>>61258422
As Drake said, "it ain't about who did it first, it's bout who did it right"

>>61262429
> That painted trackpad
RÊÉÈËĒ

>>61263245
It's like the SA/SS of the Hindu party.

>>61261245
Perfect

>>61260304
>>61260585
See the Arch logo in notifications