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>>61245246
>muh $12,000 xeon
>muh olympics
>muh megatasking
>muh ooga booga where da CPUs at
>muh bazinga
>muh optane
>muh backdoor
>muh internet of trash

>>61245246
Intel will be announcing a radical new architecture designed from the ground up specifically for checking privilege.

Covfefe Lake

>>61245246
your company is boring

intel will be the first to launch cpu that need 1kW of power

>inb4 first Xeons not soldered anymore but with Intel(TM) Jizz(R)

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>>61245246

sooo coffeelake?

>>61248308
No, bling-bling Xeons, only $12k for 28/56 ones.

time to announce an even bigger diversity program

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>>61248308
>coffeelake
>implying a 95 watt 6 core from intel is going to be worth jack shit

>>61248333
>brian we're conceding out 1S/2S server markets
>GREAT WE NEED MORE DIVERSITY SURELY ITLL MAKE XEONS SALE BETTER

AND is bankrupt! Hey I found out that I have cancer today guys sort of sucks.Will know more later.

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>>61245330
I like how Krzanich is spending hundreds of millions of dollars to be an Official Global Sponsor of the Olympics while dragging his feet on accelerating 10nm and 7nm fab build-up.

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>>61248821
They're using i9's to heat up the official olympic pools.