/fpt/- Functional Programming thread

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>>61218111

>>61218135

She is so cute<3

Haskell, and by extension all FP languages are memes and offer no benefits to imperitive programming

But oop is OBJECTivly better ;->

>>61218147
>>61218192
>>61218514

This level of autism shouldn't be possible.

>>61218514
Go back to /v/ you fucking retard. I hope that you're doing it for the (You)s because that has to be the most retarded thing I read all day

>>61218619
>Hurr durr I don't even code

Shut up bitch, I bet you're a vurgin dumb fuck

I've been programming OOP for like 3 years in Python and Java and you don't know shit

>>61218514
Fuck you, i like fp so oop is shit

>>61218659
Same, everything is in the details. They like FP, but they never used it in any real project.

>>61218111
Imagine how much her flurry must stink of curry

>>61218659
You can do OOP in functional languages you retard

>Learning to do X in Javascript that it was never meant to do
STOP
STOP TRYING TO DO EVERYTHING IN THAT AWFUL LANGUAGE

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>>61218856
I was baiting

>>61218864
>daily reminder that JavaScript was made in a day

>>61218897
>To defend the idea of JavaScript against competing proposals, the company needed a prototype. Eich wrote one in 10 days, in May 1995.
Fucking hell you weren't lying

>>61218948
>that one day was for planning too

Lambdas are inferior classes. Closures are inferior objects. Functional programming is a meme that should have died with Lisp machines.

>>61219076
>lambdas are classes
>closures are objects

jump off an overpass

>>61220067
If you don't understand the equivalency, then you either don't understand OOP or you don't understand FP.

>>61220160
Closures maybe, but it's a stretch.
Lambdas have nothing to do with classes and nothing in common with them though.