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X1 Carbon

XPS or previous MBP or X1C

HP Elitebook 8770w from eBay.

>>61218026
Cube Thinker i35

xps13 is the best

>>61218026
2012 macbook pro. Upgrade it to 16 GB RAM and SSD

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>>61218087
>throttlebook

I have a i7 16gb 2015 x1 carbon and it's fucking brilliant, would recommended

>>61218800
do they make 32gb versions? 16gb is insufficient

>>61218831
No 32gb on a laptop is retarded, literally no workload requires that much ram that could be paired with a mobile CPU or the thermal design of a mobile system.

16gb is the golden number for realistic future proofing

>>61218870
That is the response I expected, and here is my standard reply.

Have you compiled LLVM + Clang recently? The linker is killed by the OOM killer on my current 16gb laptop as it requires more than 16gb of memory.

Since you can't think of a workload that requires more than 16gb I'm pretty confident your answer to the above is "no", in which case you're not familiar with the 32gb laptop market and aren't of any use to me.


Don't tell me I need a build server. I know what I need.

>>61218936
What you need does not exist.

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>>61218026

Dell XPSHIT suffers from coil whine, bad trackpad, bad audio, bad almost everything

Surface Book has terrible battery and you will never use it in tablet mode because Microcock has some of the worst fucking apps in its store

Choose the MacBook Pro with touchbar and you're set. Many people say that touchbar is a gimmick, but mainly because they are broke gaymers that do not work with their computers.

Install BetterTouchTool on your Mac and the possibilities for the touchbar are infinite. Like for example, i use the touchbar to move my windows to left, right, maximize, minimize, etc, things that i was able to do on my WinShit machine with the help of autohotkey and windowpad.

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>>61221624
>2006-2015
>trackpad impossible to click near upper edge
>extremely loose near bottom edge
>overall flimsy diving board piece of shit
>even applel admitted it's shit and went back to solid non-click touchpads
>still has no real buttons
>relies on pressure sensitive gimmick bullshit
>if you press too lightly or too hard it does something completely different than what you intended
>shit tier 1mm travel chiclet kb
>OSX is a steaming pile of shit with horrendous battery management
>applel's solution is to cram in a massive heavy 95WHr battery to make up for it
>even XXXTREME GAMER cancer like razer blade with 4X the CPU/GPU power and 70WHr battery matches it in battery life in same tasks
>gets BTFO by 55WHr Yoga 2 in battery life in same tasks
>the battery takes up the space where a cooling system would've been in a laptop not designed by the world's thinnest and lightest gay hipsters
>overheats constantly from abysmal crippled cooling system
>throttles to 800mhz due to chronic overheating problems
>retina meme for "pros" have have <70% aRGB
>gloss mirror coating impossible to use with overhead lighting
>blurry as shit retina meme scaling
>shitbook air even worse with glossy 1366x768 TN eye cancer
>systemic battery explosion problems for over a decade

>2016+
https://9to5mac.com/2016/11/03/2016-macbook-pro-thunderbolt-compatibility-issues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o
>can't use any existing TB3 devices
>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
>ultra shit tier zero travel kb
>keyboard louder than WWII cricket
>memetouch emojibar
>no USB-A
>no escape
>soldered ram
>soldered SSD
>tamper tape on battery screws
>applel falls for their own thin meme and uses 54WH battery
>2 hour battery life

http://www.howtogeek.com/198043/how-to-merge-folders-on-mac-os-x-without-losing-all-your-files-seriously
>it's 2017 and moving folders around in finder will STILL cause massive data loss

>macshit is good
Can we finally put an end to this meme?

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>>61221624
Macs are fucking trash with shit build, shit battery life, and shit keyboard for gullible technology illiterate morons like yourself.