My nephew did something that really pissed me off and I wanna fuck his computer up. I want it to still run but I want it to run so horribly it would run minecraft at minimum settings at 12 fps.
install linux
no, really
>>61180407
If the BIOS has the options, you can downclock the CPU and disable cores.
Underclock, remove drivers, tiny pagefile
>>61180407
clean the thermal grease off his CPU and replace with semen
>>61180407
Maybe you can try talking to your nephew.
You can also hit him. You're only his uncle.
>>61180433
Easy to do for OP, easily reversible if you don't want irreparable system damage, and if OP is a tard he will come back complaining he bricked his bios...
10/10 answer anon.
>>61180459
this
>>61180473
>You can also hit him. You're only his uncle.
or just fuck him
>>61180407
Acting like a child doesn't help anything when dealing with kids. You should know better than them. Their parent/s will also be pissed when you ruin something they spent their money on. Sounds like it's time for you to grow the fuck up.