Programming dirty jokes thread? Perl is a nice language, but

>>61156298
java's garbage collector doesn't work because it doesn't remove itself from the computer

>>61156298
Rust: shoving a raw pointer into a struct field is unsafe.

>>61156298
I have a python in my pants

>>61156298
Why do most C++ programmers stop after one child?

Because multiple inheritance is a headache.

>>61156533
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

>>61156298
Software is like sex: It's better when it's free. (Linus Torvalds)

>>61156298
That's a nice dongle. I'd let you fork my repo.

>>61156679
That's it, I'm reporting you for sexual harassment

>>61156677
Software is like sex: it's never *actually* free.

>>61156298
Programming is like your mom: every idiot is doing it, sloppily.

>>61156298
Look at the cons pair on that chick.