>The iPhone is the new welfare queen Cadillac. What did

That poor people buy iPhones to appear rich

>welfare queen Cadillac

is this an american thing, do people on welfare drive expensive cars or something?

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>>61134842
He doesn't think highly of iPhone users as he used to.

>my mfw face when I'm a welfare queen.

>>61134918
Yes, poor people take out huge loans to buy expensive cars to make themselves look like they have more money.

>>61134842
#pizzagate

>>61134981
Then how do they pay them back?

>>61134995
They don't. Bank repos their shit.

>>61134981
How do poor people qualify for loans in the first place? No bank is going to approve a big car loan for someone on welfare.

>>61134995
by losing their house

>>61135004
>>61135013
So let me get this straight.
>Poor American wants a super expensive meme car
>Poor American goes out of there way to take a huge loan to buy said car, instead of buying a reasonable functioning used car
>Poor bastard doesn't pay back the loan and loses everything.
No wonder they are poor. Burgers should make it illegal to lend loans to poor people or just throw them in debt jail or something.

>>61135034
These people rarely get their slave wage on time, if they can't have loans they can't pay their bills. I agree that they shouldn't be given money for toys like Cadillacs and iPhones though.

>>61134995
they have just enough for the monthly car payment and can afford little else. it's all for show

>>61134995
By living in a dump and eating off the dollar menu every day

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>Still have pizza
What did he mean by this?

>>61135012
Banks are predatory pieces of shit. That's why. They know they'll make money on the idiots so they'll give out the loans.

>>61135012
>>61135156

Same thing they will make a credit card for you, with or without your consent. A postman will just deliver a credit card with your name on it.

>>61135012
U did not notice what happnd in 2008 do you ?

>>61134995
Its partially explained here
http://82.199.155.15/pdf/Tales%20From%20The%20Dealership.pdf
buying 3 cylinders BMW isnt much better.
Anyway you can get a decent Cadillac for pretty cheap and if you avoid the northstar they arent that expensive to own.

>>61135156
>>61135429
>>61135680
I guess I don't live in the right part of the country, then. I was poor until pretty recently, and couldn't get shit for loans or credit. Also none of the poor people I know have nice cars or mortgages.

>>61134938
>my mfw
You have to go back >>>/school/

>>61134842
lmao

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>>61135004

Repo man here. My biggest haul was some poor fuck forged pay slips and was able to get a 90k loan for a truck, another 40k loan for a sedan and a 20k loan for a motorcycle. Guy had them all for less than 7 months and we were already out scouting for them, motorcycle was picked up at one of his friends while sedan was stripped back in his backyard and the truck was a write-off from him ramming somebody in a McDonald's car park.

There's nothing more priceless than hearing somebody tell their loved one or friends that the finance company has made a 'mistake' and that it will be resolved the following day.... They never make the payments and never try to negotiate different terms to help themselves. Finance companies don't want the vehicle back, they want to be paid.

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ayylmao

>>61135928
lol, they teach cell phone lingo in schools now?