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Seriously how do you even justify it anymore?

>muh unix-like environment
Free Linux distro, dual boot with Windows

>muh just werks
Seriously when is the last time Windows had real reliability issues? ME?

Why are you using Apple in 2015?
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>>51608333
>Why are you using Apple in 2015?

I enjoy consuming excrement from my hands.
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>>51608357
The sad thing is Apple could probably release "iShit" for $400, market it as superior to other forms of purchasable excrement and sell out.
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>>51608333
i am a apple fan and let me tell you, being an apple user is actually a great thing. we have beautiful products and we have ugly products. just like any company. tim cook for 1 is a great person, makes great products, and takes care of every one that is in his customer base and is glad to do it, and for that he has people that love him around him. also, apple products are one of the best profucts you can have. sometimes they can be really restricted, but they will take care of you no matter what, and the genius bar will help you buy what ever it is that you need. as long as your not a selfish ****head. Also, we all have great jobs, lots of money and an online community that we all love and helps us eat shit out of our hands.
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>>51608357
>>51608371
meme
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>>51608380
>i-i-ts just a meme guys lel

Great contribution, I am totally swayed, going out right now to buy their $1,200 glorified tablet
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>>51608333
Uh... Other than the Core M macbook being the only computer without regular USB ports?
Well, apple products are kinda the source of my dosh.
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>>51608380
>meme

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/former-apple-worker-37-jailed-for-causing-15000-worth-of-damage-to-luxury-flat-by-storing-excrement-and-urine-there-for-three-months-34237410.html

>A former Apple worker was jailed for 12 months for causing €15,000 worth of damage to a luxury Cork flat by storing his excrement and urine in bottles, bags and boxes around the property over a three month period.
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>>51608402
Please do elaborate.
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>>51608404
He was just saving up for a thanksgiving party for all his friends and family who use apple products. What the fuck is this world coming to?
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>>51608416
Eating shit from your hands saves a ton on groceries. Do you KNOW how much of your food goes undigested?
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>>51608333

>muh unix-like environment

its not unix-like dipshit, it is unix, its bsd

>Seriously when is the last time Windows had real reliability issues? ME?

you are missing the point, the comparison is between an os (unix) which is elegant, well designed and has an underlying philosophy which once you understand it makes everything easier and a hacked together piece of shit abortion of an os (winblows).

>Why are you using Apple in 2015?

because its the only unix i can buy where eveything does indeed just work.
and no, sorry, i wish it wasnt the case but linux just aint there yet even if it is free.
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>>51608333
as a long time apple fan, I really don't know anymore.
I doubt my next computer will be running OS X, for one. OS X has been getting progressively more awful for years, but make one release that's slightly better optimized and people think it's jesus (even though I've have a severe bug with El Capitan that Apple confirmed 5 months ago and has not fixed as of most recent build).

I also don't want a new iphone. the iphone 6's design is really ugly and it has gigantic bezels.
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>>51608470
>mach shit with bits of bsd stapled to it and layer upon layer upon layer of applel spaghetti emulation code dumped on top
>unix

>this is what mactards actually believe
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>>51608333
>every day on /g/
>piss showerers, street shitters and shit eaters fighting amongst each other like they aren't all the same type of malignant tech illiterate cancer that thinks they're hot shit because of the patterns of 1s and 0s they use to surf facebook
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>>51608470
hahahhahaha I forgot the best one:

>i-its pretty

You look really cool in your coffee shop don't you?

>Unix

see >>51608492
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>>51608502
>tech illiterate
Apple sucks because the filthy masses that make them so popular and trendsetting are killing consumer level laptops with this thin bullshit.

Instead of having computers with legit 24 hour batteries, and processors that don't give up much to desktops we are stuck with

>.03 micrometers thinner than last time!!
>only 1.7lb weight from 1.9, so my effeminate weak wrists can manage to transport it into my nearest starbucks!!
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>>51608492

>unix

yes, yes it is.

>>this is what mactards actually believe

not mactards, unix-tards. unix is all that counts.
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>>51608616
Your facebookOS is not UNIX and never will be. Maybe you should look up what XNU means.

Then uninstall your toy OS and use a real unix like BSD.
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>>51608636
>facebookOS
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>>51608636

i've been coding on unix since working at sun in the mid-90's. trust me, from a (non-system) programmers perspective its unix.
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>>51608416
Apple is all about its developers. Yeah they're dicks when it comes to people who just want to into power user for no reason, but holy shit do they *love* developers. They make it easy to make serious dosh.
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>>51608404
>life imitates memes
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>>51608715
Considering he started 3 months ago, it would be memes imitating life since I'm pretty sure the shiteating meme has only been around for a month or two max.
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>>51608333
I don't get this. What did they do now?
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>>51608333
Poorfag detected.
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Apple is the only company on the planet that can eat shit out of their hands at a world class level.
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Core Audio, trackpad.

I keep saying this but if MS gave a shit about latency on Windows (ASIO is shit) and made their own audio stack, maybe give a shit about putting together some decent trackpad drivers, I'd happily move to Windows.

Other than that, Ableton/NI/U-he/FabFilter, etc. all don't work on Linux.
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>>51610216
Actually U-he has Linux betas, nvm. But the rest of that is accurate.
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OP did you get that picture from reddit?
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>>51608333
>>muh unix-like environment

OS X isn't "unix-like", it's Unix.

Go play with your babby "unix-like" OS somewhere else.
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>>51611200
This. It's certified Unix.
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I like a UNIX environment that doesn't randomly crash if I drag a picture from a website to my desktop.

I like a UNIX environment that can run Photoshop smoothly when editing anything larger than a shitty meme.

USB ports on a laptop take up space. USB C is standard. You can buy adapters anywhere, not just Apple's overpriced one.

People don't use optical drives anymore, yet everyone made fun of Apple when they quit installing them... Apple eliminates ports to achieve a very slim design and you're still buying laptops with things like VGA.

Nicely meme'd.
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> Hurr durr eat shit, lolz

Does anyone who actually uses computers outside of shit posting have something bad to say about Apple hardware/software?

How about SIP being impossible to disable without a recovery partition?
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>>51611200
>literally emulation layer upon emulation layer
>unix

>mactard level computer literacy
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How do I make youtube-dl work with mpv on OS X? Instructions on http://sva.wakku.to/~chris/mpv_builds/ were unclear; I've never used Appel before.
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>>51608333
>Seriously when is the last time Windows had real reliability issues? ME?
last time I installed windows 7, nothing worked right away.
I haven't tried the newer ones
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>>51608743
>I'm pretty sure the shiteating meme has only been around for a month or two max.

It's been around forever.
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my dell computer came with windows 10, but i installed hackintosh. could not be happier, this is a supreme operating system for businessmen and designers alike.
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>>51608333

>Free Linux distro, dual boot with Windows
I'm tired fighting with Linux desktops, they are horribly designed, buggy and instable. Linux just works for everything but desktops. I've been waiting for the year of the Linux desktop since 2006, but it's never going to happen so I abandoned that ship.

As for Windows, why on earth would I dual boot with it? There's literally no reason for me to use it.

>Seriously when is the last time Windows had real reliability issues? ME?
Windows isn't NIX.


>Why are you using Apple in 2015?
It just works. Basically, it's a UNIX for the masses.
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>>51608743
>since I'm pretty sure the shiteating meme has only been around for a month or two max.
Or maybe you've only been around for a month or two.
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>>51612224
Nevermind
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