What is the most simplest of programming languages that any retard

>>51593743
Asm

basic

Python is a very easy to pick up general purpose language. Php is also pretty easy if your interested in web (or python + django/flask)

But youre probably some frog posting troll

>>51593743
python

I'd say java

>>51593771
this, if you can't understand even assembly, remove yourself from the gene pool.

Turing.

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>>51593771
>Asm
Assembly is far too easy. I wanted a retarded programming language. Please don't insult retards.

>>51593813
What year is this? should I really learn how to use a Turing machine..

>>51593743
GeneXus

>>51593813
This

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C O B O L
O B O L O
B O L O B
O L O L O
L O B O C

BEAUTIFUL SENPAI

JUST BEAUTIFUL

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>>51593799
nonononono

op >>51593743, please don't use php. it's utter shit. people use it only because it's used. (google "fractal of bad design" for a good blogmeme detailing the language's flaws; 4chan won't let me post the link)

yes, it may be "simple" to write php, but it's much harder to write good php

Most good CS schools use ML and Scheme(Lisp) for teaching and learning - you can find a lot of support and resources for learning them, primarily because they exist only as teaching languages; and will therefore also give you a lot of transferable skills and understanding that you can use to develop your knowledge of other languages.

Other schools use Java, which is obviously also a production language, so may suit you better if you want something you can actually "do stuff" in; but be advised that you will be learning Java - lots of people will tell you that you are missing out on a lot of transferable knowledge.

Its based on your aims. If you only want to learn a language for fun, heck, I'd try Python.

>>51594024
this is a great post that answers op's question well, but it's misleading to say that lisp and its dialects "exist only as teaching languages."

i'd agree that practically speaking, they're _used_ only as teaching languages, but their inventors didn't create them solely for teaching programming.

>>51594196

Mmm, on re-reading what I posted I noticed the same thing, I'm sorry for being such a faggot, please forgive me.

>>51594252
np anon, sorry for being a pedantic cock

C++

>>51594278
Terrible bait.

>>51593743
C

>>51593743

The reddit frog is pursing up his lips to say C in this photo, so C it is.

He has a clipped British accent though, so it comes out like "Ts-seeeeh"

>>51593743
scratch

>>51593743
haskell

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>>51593743
I don't even know why I am learning this garbage.. in the future kids will be able to program more sophisticated things with ease. Cya in a few years fags

>>51593743
C+=

>>51594648
this

>>51593743
Lua and Javascript are as simple as you will get.