How would the NSA blackmail you, /g/? >according to our capture

Nice try.

Let them know faggot NSA.

This is a trap, like OP.

>>51584367
they wouldnt. the worst they can really do is threaten to extroardinary rendition my ass or send me to leavenworth.

>our logs show that you spend most of your day pretending the NSA is spying on you and trying to gather information out of one of your thousand of shitposts
>It also shows you have mentioned the word "Nigger" approximately fourteen thousand six hundred and eighty two times in the past 3 years.

>>51584367
>our logs show that you fap to traps

>please anon, we're so low on funding ever since president trump liquidated us to pay for the great wall of mexico
>c-could you spare some personal info so we can sell it? P-Pretty please?

>you've used the word "nigger" on the internet 9,172,362,846 times

They dont have to blackmail anyone they will just make you have an accident if you get too problematic.

>>51584367
ultimately jack shit of interest except maybe a fetish or two

honestly i don't feel like i do anything that anyone would care to know
i play video games, fap to reasonably vanilla content, and, from time to time, browse /g/

if telemetry/spying bothered me, i would simply remove the ethernet cable and play fallout 4.

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>>51584739
>>51585558
I think if I saw all my shitposts lined up, I'd have a mental breakdown