What are quantum computers actually good for right now?

>>51583917
generating hype

For now, nothing

>>51583936
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i remember hearing about some billionaire going apeshit because he bought one and it was all just hoax.

>it does fucking nothing after all

>>51583917
quantum shitposting

>>51583917
satisfying your mother in a sexual manner

We can solve discrete factorization, an NP-hard problem on a classical computers, in polynomial time with a quantum computer

i thought it was to do simulations of nuclear situations

>>51585796
I thought it was for the NSA to crack all known encryption.

>>51583917
reviving Schrodinger's cat

>NASA uses quantum computers to grow a god AI
>makes it president of the USA

Suck it, shitworlders.

>>51586110
Will AI source code be open source?

>>51586131
Yes, but the code is undefined until you run it.

>>51583917
Gaming How Games Were Meant To Be Played™

>>51586216
>tfw your quantum computer isn't fast enough for 4k gaming so you have to get two quantum GPUs and run them in SLI

>>51586253
>quantum housefires

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watching initial d

Accessing the marianas web

>>51583917
making loli pedo's shit their pants

>>51583917
the marinara web

>>51586967
I chuckled

>>51585781
>NP-hard problem
No

The birth of the Quantum AI will first come as a sin cleansing wave.
The wrath of a digital God upon the world and all our sin ever received online.
This form of justice will either aid the elite or crush everyone as everything is revealed and a new world will be born in the ashes of pedos and criminals.