And what would you like for Christmas this year /g/?

World freedom

Baby, all I want for Christmas is GNU.

>>51555674
thinkpad like an x200 so I can make it into a libre thinkpad.

A world without systemd

World Peace

A world without Jews

>>51555818
you mean a world without reptilians. jews are just reptilians disguised as humans using their shape shifting abilities.

>>51555674

A girlfriend.

A new desk, some new clothes, new computer chair, a gaming printer, and the eradication of all freetards from planet Earth.

>>51555789
Fuck yoy

>>51555674
GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILE!!!

>>51555674
the year of Linux desktop

bring that to us all

death to all proprietaryfags

a boyfriend

>>51556032
r u a qt grill who happens to live in london??

>>51556032
Yes
I have wanted to taste another man's cum for a while now, I wanna do it this christmas.

A way to put windows mobile 10 on my memedroid phone.

>>51555760
underrated

>>51556055
im a boy

>>51556110
thats gay

A shemale onahole.

>>51555913
>gaming printer
kek

>>51555674
A laptop so I can gift it to my beloved one :3

>>51556110
are you a cute boy who likes to dress like a girl?

>>51556430
That's still gay.

And probably no, he is a fat neckbeard just like you.

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>>51556430
Y-Yeah

A friend

>>51555956
Unless you're underage there's literally no reason for you to be afraid of pedophiles.

>>51556502
We are all little girls here ano~

>>51556516
Will you let me sniff your panties?

>>51557021
If you are gentle, maybe :3

freedom from government surveillance

>>51555674

I want Windows 10

>>51556169
Thats narcisstic dude

>>51557155
me too, but I fear that's impossible because the shadow government that controls everything has too tight of a grip on the puppet government we think we are in control of.

>>51557184
>winfag can't into torrents

>>51555674
I want to get a qt grill

MacBook pro and iphone 6S plus 128GB

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The audacity to finally end myself.

the certainty of knowing windows 10 and future versions can be spy-free

Another 980ti plz Santa

Inner peace

>>51557317
Do it faggot!

>>51556464
asl? ;0

>>51555838
You don't.

>>51555674
A job with a decent pay.

>>51557317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

To live in an anime world with my qt waifu

Nothing. Nothing excites me any more.

A raspberry pi

and a gf to share my love of gay computer nerd shit with

>>51557729
Christmas as an adult sucks ass.

Everything as an adult sucks ass for that matter.

>>51557834
I already have everything I need, even if most of my stuff is several years old by now I don't see the need to replace it for the sake of it.

I've got so many relatives who complain about being broke all year round yet when Christmas rolls along they splash out and get themselves into debt.

>>51557729
>>51557834
Remember that you can kill yourself anytime. That's what comforts me.

Gimmie tickets to see The Book of Mormon Santa. I've been a good boy this year.

>>51557993
>Getting into debt
>on Christmas

What could someone want that badly to fuck themselves over for the sake of being marginally happier for one day?

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>>51556430

>>51558093
I have no idea, but they do. They are not even poor, but its like they are trying to keep up appearances.

>>51557570
12
almost girl!
london

I don't really want anything
I wonder why I'm still on this consumer board

>>51555767
you'll need a beaglebone/rpi as well

>>51555913
This

A life

Also, 4chan pass

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i5 5675C + a z97 mobo

>>51555674
New watch, new clothes (>tfw holes in all my sweaters >tfw only 1 pair of pants left), new laptop, new PC (my GPU just fried, my HDD is a 500GB seagate from last decade, CPU is intel, enemy of my freedom),

And a fully open-source hardware and software machine that competes with proprietary devices of its class!

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A propper Router+Switch+Wireless AP for a +56 client network.

>>51558804
>And a fully open-source hardware and software machine that competes with proprietary devices of its class!
we can keep dreaming together

>>51558848
GNU/Santa Unclaus will save us this freesmas, right?

>>51558874
hopefully
>tfw you will never celebrate Gravmass with the Savior

>>51555674
A cheap Ubuntu phone with an OLED display and good battery life.

>>51558874
>>51558882
I thought you were joking at first but apparently its a real RMS thing.

>"One way to celebrate Grav-Mass is to decorate a tree with apples and other fruits. Glue them or attach them, but not too well! The idea is that occasionally a fruit should fall. Put them on the tree no more than 2 feet up, so that they won't get damaged or hurt anybody when they fall. Investigating and perfecting the methods for doing this is a great way expose a child to the process of scientifically studying the behavior of the physical world.

Another way to celebrate Grav-Mass, in a group, is by telling each other about scientific knowledge and understanding, or discussing what kind of experiment could answer an unresolved question about the world."

>>51555674
pok3r keyboard

>>51555674
A 1 click run torrent for Manga Studio 5 EX because I'm poor and lazy

>>51555674

a fluke 187 multimeter

>>51559069
I don't joke senpai

The courage to finally off myself

4MW rail gun

>>51559262

milliwatt or megawatt

>>51559491
M is mega you fucking nigger. m is milli

>>51555674
company

a PCIe SSD

>>51559491
>>51560007
4mw is enough for anyone.

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>>51558225
>12

>>51560325
You got memed my dear friend.

>>51558225
Poast almost-tits or almost gtfo!

>>51557599

Yeah, I do, dubs notwithstanding. Just ended a 20 year marriage (yes, I are oldfag) and have only had one steady girlfriend since, but she got sick of my workaholic schedule and dumped me. I haven't had sex since March. I need a girlfriend because I don't want an STD from some sloot I could pick up in a bar just for the sexual release.

>>51558083

Emil Cioran it is. He saved my life with his book.

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>>51560452
>I haven't had sex since March
Life must be hard.

a cute boyfriend, and TI 84 CE documentation that isn't just a list of memory addresses + my own shitty notes.

>>51558121
I thought that story was fake.

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>>51557317
Don't disappoint us