Family of normies is asking me to download them a 1986 cartoon,

>>51553701

Fling your shit at them while screeching at the top of your lungs. Then tell them to install Gentoo.

Tell them to install gentoo

Why did I even need to say that?

Don't do it. Tell them that it's a crime and you'll report them.
If that's not an option, upload it to Mega and send them the link.

>>51553701
1 - Take an open source torrent client and modify it so that you can see through their webcam.

2 - Send them the software that you created and tell them to install it.

3 - Kill yourself because of the guilt.

Go back to /r9k/ you fucking faggot

>>51553701
i managed to teach a girl i was talking to how to torrent through facebook, she than got a boyfriend after leading me on for 2 months

wasnt too hard, the teaching that is

Tell them to get Usenet like everybody else.

>>51553753
You sound like a nice guy, faggot.

>>51553701
Either do it for them or get ready to remove the crap load of malware they'll have

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>>51553701
Option 1
>Torrent the cartoon
>Bring it over to their house in a flash drive
>Play your cards right and bang their daughter

Option 2
>Send them over facebook the 2 (TWO) necessary link to start torrenting and a brief explanation on how to do it
>Tell them to call you if they have troubles
>They now owe you a favor and will talk good about you
>In the future, if you play your cards right, bang their daughter

Option 3
>Be an autist
>Post a thread on 4chan complaining about normies
>Add a pepe comfy image to the OP
>Don't do anything to help the family
>They'll remember you as that guy who didn't help them
>Fap furiously to furry porn and die a virign at 65 of fat-induced heart complication

This borad I swear...

>>51553753
>tfw also talking to a girl on fb
>tfw she has a bf and probably only talks to me out of pitty

just tell them to download teamspeak and go into their computer and install torrent and dl the movie

or you dl the movie and put it on mega or some shit and send them the link

>>51553740
Step 3 is a /g/ approved favorite.

>>51553788
it does sound like that, don't it?

nah man it seemed like it was going somewhere, we would flirt all the time, she would text me first with "whats up handsome", i saw all these signs and even asked her out but she played it off with some excuse

>>51553808
i know how you feel, except i feel most people only talk to me out of pity

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>>51553744
>>51553803
Holy shit, what's with the almost hostile attitude towards Pepe on this board all of a sudden. /r9k/ probably has the largest contingency of gentoomen in all of 4chan. Is this a new ebin maymay? Kill yourself

>>51553701
Ask for money.

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>>51553803
Projection: The post

>>51553824
You're (relatively) ugly and (relatively) poor.
If you weren't both these things you'd have had a chance, that's how girls work; don't get too sad about it

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>>51553829
"Dumb frogposter" is the newest forced ebic maymay.
It's super shit, though.

>>51553710
I've got to agree with this one, OP. It's the only way they'll learn.

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>posting the facebook frog

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>>51553838
>torrenting a 5GB movie for an acquaintance and having a chance to fuck is autistic

>>51553880
>acquaintance is going to fuck you because you downloaded some fucking movie
Autismus maximus

>>51553753
I bet your willy was hard throughout you FUCKING KEKOLD FETISHIST

>>51553896
I wouldn't do it for free.

>>51553906
Woah

>>51553896
>implying the movie is anything more than an excuse to get closer to acquaintance
You sound like someone who fucks whores with your mother's money

You download it and reupload to some file sharing sites. Share the direct link.

>>51553803
>They now owe you a favor and will talk good about you
>In the future, if you play your cards right, bang their daughter
Guys, I think he might actually believe that this is what would happen.

>>51553925
This sounds like you took if from your favourite anime, weebshit.

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>>51553948
>imblyying I haven't fucked girls who I met by doing small IT stuff for their parents
>being ugly
kek

>>51553701
>frogposting

>>51553701
comfy pepe is best pepe

>>51553744
>>51553876
>>51553978
get out normie scum and go back to reddit

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>my classmates are discussing pepes now
>they've looked at the pepes on facebook for months
>they've edited classic 4chan comics and added their own text on top
>reasons to live: bitches and whores
>and worst of all, I just saw a person on the street look at a pepe on 9GAG. FUCKING 9GAG
>and he was laughing at it

holy shit

>>>/r9k/

>>51554682
never seen a pepe on 9gag unless when it's obviously a 4chan raid, and I do browse the site daily. Stop lying.

>>51553853
It's not really a maymay. People who frogpost are fucking retarded 99% of the time and it's top meme on twitch/plebbit which is where most of frogposters come from.

>>51554682
I remember when we had OC rage comics threads on /b/ before 2010, even then 4chan was not a secret club, and it's only gotten more normie-friendly since.
Everything you like will leak from here, get sucked up by content aggregation websites and then run into the ground until you feel dirty for even recognizing the hip new "memes".

Do a session on teamview

>>51554619
Only redditors actually post frogs anymore

>>51555275
Well memed, friend.

>>51555275
The "smug pepe" thing really ruined poor pepe ;_;

>>51555413
see
>>51555713
also, go back to reddit. anti-frogposters aren't welcome here on 4chan.

>>51553701
get them to install teamviewer, then do the rest for them

>>51555739
/r9k/ is not "4chan".

>>51555765
yeah it is redditor. you just don't understand how it works here because you're not a NEET.

>>51553701
Buy a cheap memory card, save it to that and send it in to post.

>>51553701
normies, not even once

Fuck off. This board has too many people who obviously didn't follow the lurk before post rule asking stupid questions. Either tell your family how to do the shit or fuck off either way this is not a good thread.

>>51553701
>posting le reddit frog on 4chan

>>>/reddit/

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>>51553803
>>Fap furiously to furry porn and die a virign at 65 of fat-induced heart complication
I don't even find it offensive that people say this to me, what I do find offensive is when they assume that I'd want it any other way.