You want you lose

>>51538456
enjoy your sprained wrists

>>51538456
it needs support for the elbows, somehow. holding your arms like that will get very tiresome.

>>51538507
Are we talking about the bike, the grill, or the half-monkey boy?

>>51538507
it's called a motorcycle, anon.

>>51538722
>I want someone who will occasionally ALLOW me to have sex with them (even though they enjoy it more than I do) in exchange for my money/belongings, and who will mostly bitch and complain to me about their stupid fucking problems.
No thanks. You can go ahead and have every woman on earth as far as I'm concerned.

>>51538456
Your arms are gonna get tired very quickly.
Have you never read a book laying in bed?

>>51538757

How did you get so bitter?

>>51538722
You want one less than you think. Trust me.

>>51538757
nice bait dude

>>51538722
I don't want a GF. I want androids to become real.

I lost the game

>>51538757
How bout some BF action?

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y'all lost

>>51538968
for what purpose

>>51538811
It isn't bait. I literally got so sick of their shit that I've gone celibate (I should mention that it isn't for religious reasons; I'm an atheist).

>>51538969
I'm not sexually attracted to males.
You don't "turn gay" just because you realize how terrible women are, you just sort of decide not to deal with them anymore.

My sexual preferences never changed, but why would I ruin my life over those primitive urges?

>>51538979
gg

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because kawaii desu

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don't lie /g/

>>51538979
Yeah. 30/3 here

Fuck my life

>>51539073
Lying in a hospital bed sounds like the dream.

>>51539093
Yeah. 5/0.8 here

Fuck my life

>>51539142
just move to a first world country

>>51539016
You're a kek

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to know what it means

>>51538979
You got me there, OP. That was a cheap shot. ;_;

GG, though.

>>51539054
that's pretty energy efficient.

>>51538798
He probably encountered one of them. He's pretty right.

>>51539148
Anyone know what this shelving unit is? The one holding the mini servers and the 4-drive NAS unit. I lost to that.

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>>51538968
Is that ooze?

>>51539162
My younger self would have jizzed cannons to this

>>51538456
I need to get my dad one of these. W2c?

so far nothing

>>51539168
Says the c.uck.

The age of true VR is near, we will have it in our lifetime, you sad fucks will suffer your 'real' women, I will achieve my dream one.

>>51539155
Technically it is, but the fuckheads here all invest only in mobile connections because of the ex-state controlled company monopoly on landlines.
So we've come to the point that the average mobile speed is higher than the average wired speed. But obviously it's capped to something as ridiculous as 1-5 gb depending on the contract.
Fuck this shit.

>>51539201
>it's actually a normal sized computer and a huge animatronic hand

>>51539011
this

>>51539302
Are you an Italian kek?

>>51539016
You're a rational man.

>>51539201
Ew Vista

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>>51539271
you lose.

>>51539317
Wasn't it obvious enough?

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>>51538979
Lost hard. I'm still on cable and am paying almost $100 per month.
>fiber literally less than a mile away from where I live for $70/month
Kill me.

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>>51538507

>>51538456
I lost: totally want. But... would the angle cause stress on the rotating hard drive and fan of the laptop?

>>51538757
do you need a hug

>>51539011
liquid cooling

>>51539186
lost

>>51538968
>thinking you need a heatsink for a raspberry pi
even when overclocked it doesn't really need one

>>51539345
Your image implies otherwise.

>>51539011
Crysis 3

>>51538467
>being a limp wristed faggot that typing upside down will get you injures

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>>51538722
Lost to this

>>51538456
That can't be good for the laptop.

>>51538805
Please tell me why?

I need to know. I feel like shit

>>51539478
Put doors in and I want

>>51540056
I'll get back to it later, cause right now I can't even have fun shitposting because she needs a ride.
But mainly it has to do with not having your own time and space anymore.
Also sex is overrated.

>>51540150
>>51540150
so much this, halp guise i want to be free again
you just cant be alone anymore

>>51539103
not worth anon
take it from me

>>51540005
Lol your parents will be so proud
>inb4 FUK U MOM AND DAD

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>>51538968

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i'd lose to mine

>>51539345
>chinktoons
no

>>51538554
Thats the type of shit I'd use exactly once and then never again.

>>51539148
>apple servers
our school's internet provider has only one, and even that's only to handle iDevices on its network

>>51538507
how'd you know i want a mountain?

>>51539016
Cry me a fucking river. You've had like a couple of bad experiences with the bitch who took your virginity and the screamer and the jealous psycho and@ now you think you know anything at all. If you had a single goddamn clue you'd realise that if the bitch doesn't suit your needs you get rid of her and find another until you meet a girl that actually makes you happy.

>>51539162
>STD
where did my sides go?

>>51538456
The thumbnail looks like robot sex.

>>51538456
Neat. Just don't move, roll over, fall asleep and have robot arms

>>51538968
Overclocked to a whopping 1.1 ghz

>>51538507
Capsule anything really. Not picky.

>>51538847
meh, they're pretty standard-tier
>>51538906
>>51538968
shit
>>51539042
that's lewd, anon ;_;

>>51539240
I'd still jizz for this

>>51538456
Link?

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>>51540473

>>51540065
How would you come to a stop you dumbfuck?

>>51541506
I had either that or something very similar
It was a piece of SHIT ASS. Shadows on the screen and shit, the light almost made it worse than without, and the extra buttons felt cheap compared to the ones on the Gameboy itself

i want a gf
im tired of being alone

>>51538507
>Bulma
lost

>>51541576
Make tricycle or use half doors

>>51541587
You will get used to it

>>51541587
Take it from a guy who currently has 2 gfs: when you have one you wish you could just be alone

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>>51539222
>Tfw no tiny kawaii robotgirl maid
>No humanoid robot servants at all

It's 2015 come on people!

>>51540950
kek

>>51539148
Found Jared's porno stash

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>>51539478
This (Toyota i-ROAD) or a Renault Twizy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVw94qT-md4

>>51540334
Li-fi

>>51541851
Lost

>>51541611
Lol fucking normie, if you didn't like having a girlfriend you could dump her.

>>51541576
>>51541596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jICGl9jmulc

>>51541851
I want it just so I can pretend to be a l33t haxor

>>51541611

I am alone on numerous occasions though, so I'd rather keep her.

Either way, I'm happy with her.

I'm a bit of a kek though.

>>51542085
But does it go fast?

>>51539103
Do not get one...
1. Pricey
2. Makes Ya Feel Like a Fuck Up
3. Clean Up Makes Ya Feel Like a Real Fuck Up

>>51542271
>Being this self conscious
You are a sad, strange, little man, and you have my pity.

>>51541587
ill be your gf

>>51540150
>>51540188
Exactly.
>"Do you want to get out tonight?"
You can't answer
>"I don't feel like it. I want to shitpost and watch chinese moving pictures"
If you don't want her to be super depressed and question your relationship.

Even if she is the sweetest thing (and my gf is) still you can't have your times very easily. And if she doesn't understand your hobbies things like https://a.pomf.cat/misolp.webm this can happen (even if not as bad)

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>>51538456

>>51542504
Name of chair?

>>51542930
Miller embody.

Miller chairs are expensive because they are fashion statements but work well.

>>51539148
>mac mini
>shit tier consumer router/AP combo
>garbage preassembled NAS
Haha, no thanks

>>51540205
>>51542271
>pricey

I literally bought one from eBay for $15 and it hasn't ripped yet after 15 uses, its not an onahole (meant for tiny jap dicks) either, its a fleshlight clone. They're great. They will lose their tightness after a while but that's not really that big of a deal. Just replace it if you feel the need, it will still work otherwise, just not as tight.

As for making you feel like a fuck up, stop giving a fuck what people think of you and that won't be a problem anymore. Plenty of men out there have a GF yet own a fleshlight on the side anyways. Its not as common as a woman having a dildo, but its still very common. Why can a woman have a dildo but a man is looked down upon for having a fleshlight?

>>51538722
lost