You want you lose
>I want someone who will occasionally ALLOW me to have sex with them (even though they enjoy it more than I do) in exchange for my money/belongings, and who will mostly bitch and complain to me about their stupid fucking problems.
No thanks. You can go ahead and have every woman on earth as far as I'm concerned.
It isn't bait. I literally got so sick of their shit that I've gone celibate (I should mention that it isn't for religious reasons; I'm an atheist).
I'm not sexually attracted to males.
You don't "turn gay" just because you realize how terrible women are, you just sort of decide not to deal with them anymore.
My sexual preferences never changed, but why would I ruin my life over those primitive urges?
Technically it is, but the fuckheads here all invest only in mobile connections because of the ex-state controlled company monopoly on landlines.
So we've come to the point that the average mobile speed is higher than the average wired speed. But obviously it's capped to something as ridiculous as 1-5 gb depending on the contract.
Fuck this shit.
Lost hard. I'm still on cable and am paying almost $100 per month.
>fiber literally less than a mile away from where I live for $70/month
I'll get back to it later, cause right now I can't even have fun shitposting because she needs a ride.
But mainly it has to do with not having your own time and space anymore.
Also sex is overrated.
Cry me a fucking river. You've had like a couple of bad experiences with the bitch who took your virginity and the screamer and the jealous psycho [email protected] now you think you know anything at all. If you had a single goddamn clue you'd realise that if the bitch doesn't suit your needs you get rid of her and find another until you meet a girl that actually makes you happy.
I had either that or something very similar
It was a piece of SHIT ASS. Shadows on the screen and shit, the light almost made it worse than without, and the extra buttons felt cheap compared to the ones on the Gameboy itself
>Tfw no tiny kawaii robotgirl maid
>No humanoid robot servants at all
It's 2015 come on people!
This (Toyota i-ROAD) or a Renault Twizy.
>"Do you want to get out tonight?"
You can't answer
>"I don't feel like it. I want to shitpost and watch chinese moving pictures"
If you don't want her to be super depressed and question your relationship.
Even if she is the sweetest thing (and my gf is) still you can't have your times very easily. And if she doesn't understand your hobbies things like https://a.pomf.cat/misolp.webm this can happen (even if not as bad)
I literally bought one from eBay for $15 and it hasn't ripped yet after 15 uses, its not an onahole (meant for tiny jap dicks) either, its a fleshlight clone. They're great. They will lose their tightness after a while but that's not really that big of a deal. Just replace it if you feel the need, it will still work otherwise, just not as tight.
As for making you feel like a fuck up, stop giving a fuck what people think of you and that won't be a problem anymore. Plenty of men out there have a GF yet own a fleshlight on the side anyways. Its not as common as a woman having a dildo, but its still very common. Why can a woman have a dildo but a man is looked down upon for having a fleshlight?