>tfw during the "botnet wants me to starve" meme i started working on a cli-pizza ordering api
honestly thought it could've been a simple script to hack out in a few hours
>wound up spending like 4 hours trying to reverse engineer a bunch of different web apis for pizza chains
>Implying I'm not growing my own grain, milling it into flour, pouring some water on it and letting it sit out for a day or so, then kneading it, putting some sauce I've made from tomatoes I've grown onto it, and then some cheese that I made from the milk I got from my cow and let curdle, and then putting all that over a fire I made in a oven I made out of the earth and rocks, and then taking it out and eating some delicious, free, open source pizza.
Non-free pizza? ISHYGDDT.
>not using superior ganoocoin
Stay botnet pleb
Going there in person is even worse!
I pull out my phone book
I locate the phone number of the pizza place from which I want to order
I use the free/open source phone application on my phone (running Cyanogenmod) to call them
I order the pizza by telling a human being, rather than a computer, what toppings I want on it
>decide to walk using free as in freedom legs to the pizza shop
>I'll be bartering using 3d printed 2hu figures
>need to cross street
>ignore traffic lights running on non-free software
You never win