how do you hack a computer

>>51514409
use it in a way not intended
I recommend opening various .exe files with a hex editor and slamming on your keyboard like some sort of ape

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wow great post

>>51514409
ls -al
Congrats, you're now a hacker

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;_;7

>>51514409
Blast it with piss.

Hardware keylogger

Please don't. Computers are our friends. Just look at it, it didn't do anything bad to you, why you want to hurt it. ;_;

>>51515848
Kaidax?

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>>51514409
>hack

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>>51514409

>>51516225
is that how you fix the fallout4 graphics?

>>51515372
lol

>>51514409
command mode : hack usa.* /s

with a saw

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>>51514409
Ask nicely

>>51514409
open cmd and type the following lines followed by enter my nigga

color a
tree c:

The computer is now hacked as shit.

>>51519567
Damn son

rm -rf

or rd C:\ /q /s for Windows fags

>>51516225
This is the only way.

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>>51515372
am i hacker yet? i feel like there is a problem with my hack

>>51514409
WITH A AXE!

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Hello I am xxx_1337hax0r_xxx
i have 40 years of experience of hacking computers
I challenge you all to hax my computer
my ip is 192.168.0.1

>>51516225
This nigga doesn't know how to use an axe desu

>>51520537
You hack with your router 1337 indeed

Just a small thing when neck beards on here shite on a bout hacking there really mean cracking *hackers create crackers break *

>>51514409
1.get an actual education and get away from your keyboard for once in your life.

>>51514409
0. Forget all the bs that "compooter science" courses teach you
1. Learn C and assembly
2. Learn how a computer works from the ground up if you look at a piece of hardware or a program you should be able to make an educated guess what it does and how it works
3. Study protocols and APIs, learn how programs communicate
4. Learn specific architectures/OSes like x86/WindowsNT, learn how they work and so forth
5. Take up Videogame hacking.
Inb4 /v/irgin
Videogames make great examples for how programs can be attacked. This will also confront you with common obfuscation techniques that you may need later and give you a motivation.
If you're good at hacking games, you can make tons of money selling hacks.

From here on the rest should come naturally. Watch talks and lectures on fields of particular interest and always stay curious.

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Grab an axe and slam it into the computer. Then slam it into your head.