well guys, my chair finally bit the dust after 7 years. What

lmao fat fuck

>>51512286
I'd like to know just what the fuck happened here. That kind of bleeding looks life threatening.

>>51512298
You know it

>>51512321
some guy's chair broke and the base got shoves up his ass.

>>51512352
RIP rectum

How's this one?
http://www.amazon.com/Alera-Elusion-Series-Mid-Back-Swivel/dp/B0046H56JS/ref=pd_sim_sbs_196_3?ie=UTF8&dpID=41MykvUAw7L&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=0Y0TPA4C1PTKNW19S27S

It might be hydraulic fluid, not blood

>>51512913
No, that's blood.

It was cases like this that led to steel-plates being mounted above the gas cylinders to be a standard.

>>51512352
>>51512378
this actually kills people, no joke.

Herman Miller Embody

The piston assploded and penetrated his anus. This is quite common with cheap chairs, especially in India/China/south America.

>>51512352
>get naked
>lube up asshole
>take apart chair
>straddle it
>hit the raise lever for anal action
>not realize how much faster it moves now that the heavy seat is off
>stream of blood from ass
>go to ER
"m-my chair broke"

>>51512286

>Chinese quality

>>51512945
cases? like it went into his fucking asshole?

>>51513183
Yes.

>>51512352

The gas cylinder actually exploded.

>>51513110
>spending 1000 dollars on a chair
ok

>>51512945
Didn't you see all the blood?

>I thought it was hydraulic fluid!?

Fuck Frisky Dingo was great.

>>51513253
>Not valuing ergonomy and quality on things you need hours every day
kk

Ikea Markus is a solid option for a cheaper price.

Wow these people are stupid, that's an old picture also OP should have said something the picture not being his

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>>51513324
yeah posting a picture more interesting than the post is a bad idea

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>>51512286
standing is exploding anus safe