ITT: tech jokes why do they use windows 10 as the prison security

how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
none, its a hardware problem.

why is it that programmers always confuse halloween with xmas?
because 31 OCT = 25 DEC

ever heard of the band 1023 bytes?
probably not, they've never had a gig.

why did the developer go broke?
because he used up all his cache.

"knock, knock, who's there?"
*very long pause...*
"java!"

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>>51504851
your jokes are bad and you should feel bad.

>>51504927
fire dropped

>>51504927
Q: what do you call a place full of bad tech jokes?
A: a bad sector

>>51504965
god dammit

I named my hard drive "dat ass," so once a month my computer asks if I want to "back dat ass up."

Knock knock

>>51504851
Haha as i laugh while reading this with my shitty lagdroid phone

>>51505389
Who's there?

>>51507202
Segmentation fault.

>>51507227
This is the only one I dont get.

>>51504817
Kek

>>51504825
>ever heard of the band 1023 bytes?
>probably not, they've never had a gig.

More like never had a meg you fgt

>>51507950
don't you mean never had a k?

1023 bytes is a byte less than a kilobyte/kibibyte

>>51507202
Gent

>./a.out
Bus error. Passengers dumped.

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Web developers.

>>51507227
See:

char* name = NULL;

printf("Who's there?")
printf("Its %s", name);

Ram access violation, access to ram address 0 is denied, a segmentation fault.

>>51507286
i guess it's because segfaults happen when something tries to access memory it's not suppose to

so it's like,
>who's there, in <some illegal memory location>?
>segfault

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Why does MI6 use Windows 10?
Because it's spyware

char broiled;
double cheeseburger;

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>>51504782
Bazinga
>>51504809
Bazinga
>>51504817
Bazinga
>>51504825
Bazinga
>>51504836
Bazinga
>>51504851
Bazinga
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Bazinga
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Bazinga
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Bazinga
>>51511658
Bazinga

Oh man I sure do love big cock in my anus better go down to the cock shoppe and get my fix of dicks because I'm a massive homo

>>51512194
lmao lol

>>51512194
top kek

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>>51512782
hahaha samefag