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ITT: tech jokes why do they use windows 10 as the prison security

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ITT: tech jokes

why do they use windows 10 as the prison security guard?
because it always locks up.
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how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
none, its a hardware problem.
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why is it that programmers always confuse halloween with xmas?
because 31 OCT = 25 DEC
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ever heard of the band 1023 bytes?
probably not, they've never had a gig.
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why did the developer go broke?
because he used up all his cache.
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"knock, knock, who's there?"
*very long pause...*
"java!"
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>>51504782
>>51504809
>>51504817
>>51504825
>>51504836
>>51504851
your jokes are bad and you should feel bad.
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>>51504927
fire dropped
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>>51504927
Q: what do you call a place full of bad tech jokes?
A: a bad sector
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>>51504965
god dammit
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I named my hard drive "dat ass," so once a month my computer asks if I want to "back dat ass up."
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Knock knock
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>>51504851
Haha as i laugh while reading this with my shitty lagdroid phone
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>>51505389
Who's there?
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>>51507202
Segmentation fault.
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>>51507227
This is the only one I dont get.
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>>51504817
Kek
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>>51504825
>ever heard of the band 1023 bytes?
>probably not, they've never had a gig.

More like never had a meg you fgt
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>>51507950
don't you mean never had a k?

1023 bytes is a byte less than a kilobyte/kibibyte
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>>51507202
Gent
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>./a.out
Bus error. Passengers dumped.
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Web developers.
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>>51507227
See:

char* name = NULL;

printf("Who's there?")
printf("Its %s", name);

Ram access violation, access to ram address 0 is denied, a segmentation fault.
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>>51507286
i guess it's because segfaults happen when something tries to access memory it's not suppose to

so it's like,
>who's there, in <some illegal memory location>?
>segfault
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Why does MI6 use Windows 10?
Because it's spyware
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char broiled;
double cheeseburger;
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>>51504782
Bazinga
>>51504809
Bazinga
>>51504817
Bazinga
>>51504825
Bazinga
>>51504836
Bazinga
>>51504851
Bazinga
>>51505016
Bazinga
>>51508206
Bazinga
>>51510247
Bazinga
>>51511658
Bazinga
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Oh man I sure do love big cock in my anus better go down to the cock shoppe and get my fix of dicks because I'm a massive homo
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>>51512194
lmao lol
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>>51512194
top kek
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>>51512194
>>51512553
>>51512782
hahaha samefag
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