Stupid/Unfelpful Play Store reviews thread Saw one of these

>people using their real names online

Fek.

>if you make it free I'll give you 5 stars :)

>every paid app ever

>>51462135
It's so weird. Everyone used to say that you should never put your information online and should never believe what you read online, but now everyone's fucking backwards.

I don't k ow if you guys have ever seen these, but I've seen them a few times, and all I can say is, I fucking hate seeing these. It's the stupid ass reviews that somehow make it to mosy helpful And is literally random shit that someone used their dick to type.

>>51464447
Zaktly hate moorons cant type or thinik revue is good for bad app stupid ass literally random

>>51461832
"I don't want my mom to see my private messages"
Keks

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A review from some rip-off cleaning app.

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A review, this time for another cleaning app that is not made by Chinese.

Kek.

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A review for Neutron.

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A "review" of LINE Antivirus

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These reviews are for a chink antivirus.

The "reviewer" at the bottom is a hypocrite.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.apple.movetoios

>>51466039
>line antivirus
DESIGNATED

>>51466134
LINE is Japanese though, but that "reviewer"...

>>51466146
>Shitskin reviewer
SHITTING

>>51466180
STREETS!

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>>51466195
POO

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>>51466203
>bins
>not linear
>not logarithmic

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(A "review" of some chink locker app)

>>51466203
IN

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I'm seeing this more often every day, mostly German apps and people/children

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>>51466216
THE LOO

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(More "reviews" of the same chink app I mentioned earlier by two shitskins)

>>51466215
hello, krishna

>>51466293
Not criticizing the data, but data visualization like this is a crime tantamount to shitting in the same place you eat.

>>51466301
rajesh, pls. Go to your designated shitting zone #544

>>51466323
there are many indian people in GIS, and they are probably all very good at shitting visualizations because that's what they learn in 1st semester

>>51466323
>gets shit tier visualizations called out
>damage control! call him krishna - no, rajeesh!!
okay kiddo.

>>51463916
Millennials are fucking retarded. They literally think the entire world is a hug box. Extremely naive, no pity for them when their lives are ruined over an off-color comment they make on the internet.

>>51466348
>>51466348
>thread derailed by curryniggers
Seriously, get the fuck out

 
you're a fucking faggot 


OH NOOOOOO YOU TRIGGERED MEEEE MUH GENDERISMS LEARN MY PRONOUNS

This kind of shit happens only in first world countries. Fucking liberals.....

Are the american conservatives even opposing this?

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for another not-chink antivirus.

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A review of Textra

>>51466301
POO

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a "review" with an app with "Bluetooth" in the title.

>>51466522
IN

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>>51466549
IN

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>>51466585
IN

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>>51466549
>>51466585
>>51466607
'Rate My Loo'

>>51461792
>inbafter4 le i gave one star so my review would be seen but actually this is a 5 star app i like veddy much big time

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>>51461792

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>>51466634
rate my rare shitting zone

>>51466301
no it isnt
pretty logically delineated into people who dont have designated shitting streets, people who have a few, and India

source: I do this for a living

>>51466746
The internet is serious business you know.

>>51466706
the graphic makes it look like there's no difference between 45% and 100%. this is the definition of a misleading visualization.

if 90% of indians shit in the streets, then illustrate that. don't let people think that the proportion is half that.

if you do this for a living, you should know that choropleth maps that cut off like this are grossly misleading.

>>51466746
what am i looking at? o.O

>>51466782
Apparently getting rid of cancer.
>Cowpiss relieves you of cancer kek

>>51461792
There is one thread about this like ring now on /g/.
One fucker doesnt know how to operate simple program like poweramp and add files from SD card and complaining about UI when there are 1K skins for it,its painful to read what he is writing.
Some people are retarded there is not much to it

>>51466806
right*

>>51466806
Also there are "reviews" that make absolutely no sense, like some of the above pics.

>>51466779
To me if 45% of people are shitting in the street it might as well be 100.

>>51466820
I just feel bad for the developers that wasted their time just to get shit like that.

>>51466779
It's just > 45%.
Because honestly, the level of disgust between 45% of your population shitting in the open and 100% is not that much. Anything past 45 is terrible and frighteningly horrific so why bother measuring past that?

That's almost half a billion people. 2500 tons of shit, everyday, dropped onto Indian soil.

>>51466801
hahaha, there was a video from india or africa with a woman blowing with her mouth in a cow's ass to get more milk. can't find it though.

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>>51466779
>F O R T Y
>F I V E
>P E R C E N T
OH MY GOD
2/3 people shit in the streets
one of >>51466779's family shit in the streets

So no bad reviews on the App Store?

>>51466873
1/3 *

It sucks that I have to share a platform with stinky Indians.

Sometimes I consider moving to iOS because it's the first-world white man's platform, but there's still a lot of things on Android like removable batteries I love.

OT
In the good old days of browser companies making browsers for the users (Opera up to 12.x) you were able to configure EVERYTHING per web address
http://help.opera.com/Windows/12.10/en/sitepreferences.html
localstorage, separate widget localstorage, separate userjs storage, Web SQL - you could limit/disable/define everything with fine granularity(disabled, quota, popup if quota exceeded) globally and per domain.
opera:config#PersistentStorage
Can you imagine something as crazy as letting user decide which sites are allowed to run Javascript? use localstorage? leave permanent cookies? use plugins? or something as weird as defining custom useragent string per website? All possible in Old Opera, No other browser will let you do that now afaik.
Today? Today you get Firefox forcing Pocket, Google serving Voice control binary blob, and all around people coming up with things that cant be fine tuned at the user level like webRTC. We are slowly moving to a point (wtf webassembly) to a point we will lose any control over whats flowing down the wire from the server and runs on our computers.

ROOT ROOT ROOT!

>>51466941
They are everywhere
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/tech/tech-news/One-in-every-3-Apple-engineers-is-Indian/articleshow/39131973.cms

In the whole world, India is the best. Regarding culture, regarding education, regarding technology, regarding everything India is the best. It's the country constantly looking forward for the next generation of technology. The progress India has made in these fields is astonishing.

>shit Play Store reviews thread
>curry thrown in

>>51467084
>The progress India has made in these fields is astonishing.
progress is not measured in raw tonnage of deposited feces

>>51467084
>Regarding culture
You mean the culture of rape and public defecation
>Regarding education
You mean graduating bachelors in commerce in the U.S.
>Regarding technology
You mean scamming people via call-centres
>The progress India has made in these fields is astonishing.
Said by an indian.

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On the GTA V official manual app. These fucks actually think they can run that game on their phones.

>>51467084
Its like brazil, they got a huge "push" years ago, yet they got stuck again

>>51467194
>Said by an indian
no :^)
It was a reference to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVQoAlQrnSg&t=51m30s
at minute 51

>India is a nuclear power

>>51467299
Yeah, it blows away your nose just thinking about it.

>>51461814
The fuck game was this for?

>>51467289
>video
Height of indian technology

>>51466233
>polish
>yiddish
>probably ossi
>possibly culturally enriched german

>>51466349
I hate that because real names are now the norm, "off color" comments people intentionally or unintentionally make are now breaking news.

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>>51466233

>>51467321
dunno. what's popular with the 14 year olds right now?

>>51467419
Crossy road is like sooooo october, now they're playing smashy road.

>>51467462
>smashy road.
This answers >>51467321's question.

>>51461792
>this is terrible no material design 1 star

>it says right in the description that it isn't compatible with my phone and I installed it anyway 1 star

>my name is ranjeet and I was definitely not paid to rate this 5 stars

etc. Google would need to hire an entire team just to deal with all of the blatant spam.

But then, Google should also make a separate category for micropayment mills, add filters and advanced search, stop deleting ad blockers etc and they never will

>>51467289
It's incredible how every currynigger I've met, even in fucking universities, unironically think that India is best at everything

>>51466962
I think you meant to post this in the browsers thread.

>>51461832
Valid request desu

>>51466074
does the second guy work for ign?

>>51466126
>so much mad poorfags

>>51466233
Just fake reviews. Companies pay people in developing countries to post fake reviews from fake profiles.

>>51466126
*phishing intensifies*

I̼̫̣̖̹ ̹̂ͩͬͮ͌ḻỏ͇̗̰ͣ͠v͌ͭ͗̊ͧ̈͐e͍͇̭̦̪͒̀ͯ̓͐͢ ̹̜̦̫͕̹ͮͨ̑m̢̠̜̠̔́̓̎̍̚e̺̺͖̲ͧ̔̈̎̉̽̊͘m͇̣̫͈͕̣̆͞ę̰͇͔̎́́̌̌̈́̃s̼͗̃

>>51466878
nah it's just that you're a faggot if you use the app store.

>>51466962
chrome removed the voice control thing in version 46

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>>51471719