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Hey Anon,

I work IT Security for a 3 letter agency in the US.

I have no formal education except a Security + (which is a joke)

no College, no University, and I can't program. I run ubuntu at work because it looks leet, and it's gotten me this far.

I've faked it all this time, but now I'm expected to use programming to help write exploits.

WTF do I do? help me learn quickly so I don't lose my cushy job.

Thx
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>>51453982
hire a russian to do your job
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I'll teach you. Send me ~75.000$ and that would take 5-10 years.
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>>51453995
I have amassed a good amount of bitcoins by re-appropriating internal hardware.
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Are a contractor?
Or paid whatever wage
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>>51454006
Dude, that's like half a year salary
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>>51454020
Nope, full time employee. I started off as a helpdesk monkey and got lucky getting this job.
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>>51454020
Full time..
I started off as a helpdesk monkey and got lucky.
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>>51453982

This dumbass right here.

Fuck you.
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>>51454096
What's wrong?
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>>51453982
I want to believe
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>>51454249
Once you get in the door, there are tonnes of jobs that aren't published.
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>>51453982

stop faking it and do it.

pretty sure you aren't, but I am what you described. learn as you go, the entirety of the internet is at your disposal.
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>>51453982
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>>51453995
This.
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