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>sister brings laptop to help her install drivers
>open up sofware update (nothing happens)
>open device manager
>install drivers automatically
>progress bar, but nothing happens
>open up chrome and visit google.com
>find hp website, visit it
>get redirected to some spam site
>repeat several times, same thing
>open up explorer, same thing
>can't even browse the fucking internet

so, my question, should normalfags be even allowed to use windows??

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>>51434567
>>find hp website, visit it
>>get redirected to some spam site
>>repeat several times, same thing
>>open up explorer, same thing
>>can't even browse the fucking internet
That has never happened to me, what site we're you exactly trying to access? Have you scanned the computer for possible adware?
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>>51434567
normalfags shouldn't be allowed to use computers, period.
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>>51434623
she has some kind of ad overlays over links in her browsers. I will fucking have to reinstall everything.

God knows how many troyans, keyloggers, adware she has installed.

Also, that fucking stupid bitch said "I need to buy a new laptop, this one is getting slow".


>>51434660
Yeah, but I'm inclined to think that she couldnt fuck up linux this bad.
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>>51434623
My brother had shit like that on his laptop
just wipe it and make her a nice golden cage so she can't fuck shit up.
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>>51434567
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>>51434690
If you mean in the sense that it's because she wouldn't understand how to use it, and therefore wouldn't use the computer, then yes.
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How do normalfags even manage to get all this fucking malware and adware when people visiting websites of ill repute don't
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>>51434696
I already did. Reinstalled windows 7 with avast last year. Told her not to visit shady sites, and same shit now.

Also, I dont feel like reinstalling this shit. Could I just reinstall chrome and run virus scan? I mean, why should I waste my fucking time on her stupidity?
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i think i'm going to cum !!!
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>>51434721
get sum fuk
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>>51434726
ahhhhhhn


onicchan teba
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>>51434706
the only thing she uses is facebook, skype and viber. I'm pretty sure I could get those to run on linux.

>>51434711
Thats the main question I'm asking myself too. She does have bunch of retarded icons on her desktop though.
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>>51434746
but yeah, there is also Microsoft Office, which she supposedly "NEEDS"
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>>51434567
Download AdwCleaner and let it do the rest. It usually works great for shit like that.
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>>51434762
This plus Junkware Removal Tool.

These two programs in conjunction have never failed me.
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>>51434762
>>51434805
thx, I'll try those. I'm curious though, why didnt Avast prevent this shit from being installed.

Should I get some other AV?
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>>51434721
Run AdwCleaner and Malwarebytes, shitlord.
This is really basic techie info. How can you not know this?
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>>51434877
because I stopped using windows 5 years ago. I only run it in virtual machines sometimes without any antivirus software.
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>>51434820
Remove 3rd party anti-virus software and just install Microsoft Security Essentials on vista/win7 or just enable Windows Defender again on win8/win10.
Tell her to run malwarebytes anti-malware every month or so. And AdwCleaner at the same time.
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>>51434903
>tell her to do something
yeah, we can forget about that. she's a retarded bitch.

I will try to make a scheduled scan or something like that.
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>>51434926
I don't think it's possible to run an automated malwarebytes scan with the free version. AdwCleaner is probably fine if you use a windows task.

You just have to put the fear of God into them, tbqh fameleon.
Tell her that if she doesn't run these scans regularly, she risks having her nudes hacked and posted on the internet. Or she risks a virus that deletes all schoolwork.
They don't know any better anyway.
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>>51434966
I already told her she should be careful about installing software from shady sites. Expained her the concept of troyans and told her they could take her personal info.

And the illiterate bitch did the same thing again. And again she blames a 3 year old laptops hardware for her problems.
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Just let the dumb bitch get a new computer. Tell her to give you the old one for "spare parts".
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If you say Troyan one more time anon I swear. It's Trojan you stupid imbecile.
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>>51435061
Came to the tread to write this post and then saw you already did it.

OP, if a person doesn't want help, don't offer it then.
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>>51435061
it looks like shit. it has cracks on it and the keyboard is fucked up.

>>51435065
your autism shows
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>>51435073
I didnt offer, she asked me. I dont have the nerves to fix other peoples computers anymore (especially not for free).
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>>51435096
> it looks like shit. it has cracks on it and the keyboard is fucked up.
You still can sell it for parts.
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>>51434877
>Run AdwCleaner and Malwarebytes, shitlord.
They'll surely remove those infected Windows files which it can't boot without. Oh wait.
>This is really basic techie info.
I'd expect "techie"s to know better.

https://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/cc700813.aspx
https://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/cc512595.aspx
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Installs Lubuntu on Sisters Netbook
Set Win10 Default Wallpaper

Sister is happy with her new Windows
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>>51435065
>Troyan
>People from Troy
>Modern day Troia
In that geographic region "J" is pronounced like "Y" is pronounced in anglo countries.
>"Trojan" is correctly pronounced "Troyan"
>"Troegen" is for the etymologically obtuse.

Deal with it.
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>>51435239
Why didn't you also install a windows theme?
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Honestly whenever I get on a computer that is a friend or family members I always find myself wondering how they even enjoy using it or if they think it is normal. I won't even bother telling people how to make it better anymore though, you try to tell people and you can just see they don't care.
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>sister brings me her laptop
>do a mbam scan
>60 trojans 100s of pups
>wipe that shit reinstall windows install firefox and noscript, teach her to use noscript
>2 weeks later she brings me it again
>she got a PUP that disables noscript and adblock
fucking normies
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>>51434567
Post nudes of your sister.
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>>51435061
This. Don't waste your time on dumbasses.

My sister was the same way until I went to college and told her she'd be buying a new laptop with her own money every few months unless she took my advice seriously since I wouldn't be able or willing to help fix her bullshit anymore. Only got one or two calls about it during the entire 4 years I was in college, and neither of them were real problems.

If you do that and she still clicks on every fucking smiley pack ad and runs every newshittypopmuisc.mp3.exe or whatever they show on facebook these days just tell her tough shit.
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>install mint on sisters laptop
>she had almost a thousand infections according to malwarebytes, it was slow as fuck, and windows was barely functional.
>her norton had expired in 2013

>"anon, half the music I download isn't working"
>check it out, a bunch of .mp3.exe files in her download folder
>try to explain it to her
>no anon, this Linux is stupid and hard to use and nothing works, why would anyone use it, I'm getting my laptop fixed by someone who knows what they're doing
doing
>gives it to my dad, he reinstalls windows on it.

It's been a month and she's already complaining that it's starting to get slow and annoying...
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>>51435828
I should have also added that when I left my parents started using my old laptop, which was pretty much the first computer they ever used for more than 5 minutes a week. I installed xubuntu on it, taught them how to use it and have never had any issues. The only reason I didn't do that with my sister is I know at some point in her college they're going to try to make her download some shitty windows/osx only program you absolutely need to do course homework and it's not worth trying to walk her through using a vm.
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>>51435844
Fuck that second doing I'm too tired to write up greentexts.
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>>51435844
>people still download mp3.exes
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>>51434966
You can schedule everything in windows from the task scheduler in computer management though.
You just have to find the right console command to run malwarebytes and if there is an option to add to make it start scanning as soon as you launch it.
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>>51435828
buy her a macbook pro retina.
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>>51435674
high score running mbam on a work colleague's personal laptop:
1,306 detections.
mfw i have no face
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>>51435891
This
I wonder how can someone be so tech illiterate.
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>>51434711
Try going a week without an ad blocker or no script.

Your sit will be all kinds of fucked just from ads
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>>51435624
They don't enjoy it, but they do think it's normal and the only way to do things.

That's why normalfags think computers are hard and that other approaches are probably even harder.
It's like feeding someone shit their whole life and when they see some other kind of food, they think all food tastes like shit and they are simply not interested in exploring the world of things that taste like shit.
Now imagine if most people were only offered shit to eat by other people who only ate shit their whole lives so eventually they made special spoons for shit and brown napkins and they made eating shit a common and somewhat bearable thing...
That's how normalfags use their computers.
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>>51435917

Oh yeah?

I've cleaned out systems with 3000+ detections.
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>>51436006
>>51435917
I ran ccleaner on my sisters computer once, it cleared 22GB junk.
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>>51436006
you don't "clean out" a system with that many viruses, you fucking wipe it
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>>51435948
They manage to fuck up even with adblockers and noscript, trust me.
See what >>51435674 says

>14yo stepsister complaining her laptop runs like shit
>decide to take a look
>boot it up
>xp
>"your pc is slow, run this optimization software"
>3 different versions of this
>almost 20 programs running, from what I can see from tray icons
>bloatware in the best case scenario, straight up malware in the other cases
>all google searches hijacked by adware
>see that she always click the clearly fake results
>about 10 toolbars or more

It was disgusting and it took me half a day to clean, because she wouldn't let me do a wipe because she was afraid of losing her precious one direction songs and pictures.

Couple of months after.
>university lab, working on my thesis
>professor is her uncle, incidentally
>Operating System professor
>he uses only ubuntu
>ubuntu 7.10 in fucking 2014
>has one pc running xp
>we use it to search some datasheets we needed
>again, clearly fake results from the search on the top
>with all the browsers I try
>run malwarebytes
>hundreds of results
>fix his pc because I'm a nice guy
>change professor and thesis

How the fuck a professor holding an Operating Systems course can manage to fuck so bad is behind my comprehension.
I still have nightmares.
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>>51434690
Run AdwCleaner.
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>>51434567
>tfw no sister
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>>51436091
*beyond my comprehension
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>Sister uses mac
>Never have to fix her problems
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>>51436225
>brother uses mac
>constant problem for parents, they had to send him to gay-conversion camps every summer
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>>51434567
set up debian stable for her (iceweasel aurora, fix everything that doesn't work OOTB, make it look good, install some software she might want...) and ssh into it if you need to fix something. did this for my parents, they love it. (mum was a mac os "power-user" anyway but my dad is a tech illiterate)
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>>51436349
she goes to college, she is not 100% retarded (only 70-80%).

she would complain:
>no office
>cant install software

but I seiously dont care anymore, I'm jsut gonna run this >>51436107, reinstall chrome and install the fucking drivers


One would think they teach people computer literacy in college nowadays. But no, they just teach them how to use proprietary spreadsheets.
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>>51436883
use clamwin with a scheduled scan for her then. too bad nobody learns shit anymore.
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>>51436909
and I'm gonna put this as her wallpaper
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any nudes?
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>>51437063
I dont care/dare to look.
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>>51437083
homo
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>>51437116
>expected response

not sexually attracted to family members != faggot
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>>51434690
>I need to buy a new laptop, this one is getting slow

That's my uncle
>hey anon why don't you have a look at my laptop
>okay
>malware popups every 5 minutes (one of those fake AVs)
>7 different toolbars in firefox
>laptop is overall slow as shit
>manage to install and run malwarebytes
>quick scan
>2700 PUPs
>try to install avast
>it won't let me install it

He's one of those old people who click on every ad they see on the internet
>oh this ad says my PC is infected, better click on it to repair it!

He's had a million different laptops and PCs because they all end up like this. On the other hand he has the money to afford this so whatever.
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>>51437361
>2700 PUPs
>try to install avast


>it won't let me install it

Gee,I wonder why.
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>>51437142
Are you sure? I am pretty attracted to your sister.
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>>51437361
>he didn't install an adblock and an essentially virus-free OS for his parents
have fun being techsupport
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>>51437361
I would suggest him to buy MBP if he's that rich. At least Apple prevents retards from installing malware to some degree.
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>>51437395

My mom kinda knows about computers (she's a web developer) and my dad at least knows about basic antivirus protection so they've never had major issues.

An aunt of mine (who's in her late 60s) got a laptop with Windows 8 courtesy of her daughter and you could tell she had 0 idea what to do with it, she literally had never touched a computer before.
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>>51437405

His daughter is a massive Apple fan so you'd think she would have convinced him to switch to Apple after the 999th computer destroyed by Windows malware, but no
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>>51437587
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>be 18
>14 year old stepsister wanted me to fix her computer
>MacBook Pro
>only a coupel of MBs left on the drive
>okay.jpg
>empty recycle bin
>move every document to a 4TB external HDD I had lying around
>find a bunch of nudes she has taken with her camera
>okay.jpg
>tell her to save everything to this harddrive in the future
>put nudes on a flash drive
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>>51437710
>saving nudes of your 14 year old stepsister
You live dangerously dude.

(How old is she on the photos?)
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>>51437710

Post em
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>>51437749
Spanning from 12-14.
Like 200 pics or so.
I don't hink she has sent them to anyone, she only hangs out with girls and I've seen her chatlogs.
>>51437773
>implying I have them easily accessible
>implying I would if I had
She's cute though desu senpai
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>>51437809
>12-14

Save them to a flash drive to your own and use a simple form of encryption,so only you can easily access it.
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>>51437850
They're on an encrypted flash drive hidden somewhere.
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>>51437809
Lucky man! Care to share it with a friend?
Send em to my email account: [email protected]
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>>51437894
Sent ;)
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>>51437886
>They're on an encrypted flash drive hidden somewhere.

pic related

>>51437894
>[email protected]
kek
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>>51437809
>saving nudes of a 12 year old girl

Reported to the FBI, the CIA, the Interpol and the MI6, enjoy the ride in the partyvan.
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>>51437921
>Reported to the FBI, the CIA, the Interpol and the MI6, enjoy the ride in the partyvan.
NSA pls get out,we all know you guys save cp when given the opportunity
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>>51436091
>she wouldn't let me do a wipe

"if you don't want me to do it my way, i just wont fix it"

Nigga learn some boundaries god damn
>>
Why don't you fags just set up parental control?
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>>51438084
I couldn't do it at the time for a bunch of reasons I'm not going to write here since this is not blogspot.
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>>51438107
It's bad enough they are ur siblings. U want to be their parents too?
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>>51434758
You DO need M$ office if you actually work in an office. Libreoffice just doesn't cut it because Microshit formats are obfuscated on purpose and libreoffice can't handle them properly.

"It's just what everyone uses" :^)

>>51434966
She does risk having her nudes posted(this is what ransomware has started doing recently- either you pay up or we publish all your files), and she does risk having all her schoolwork deleted(encrypted- Cryptolocker). If you tell her she's gonna have her nudes posted or her schoolwork made inaccessible you're not even lying.
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>should normalfags be even allowed to use windows?
Why this hasn't be posted yet?!
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>>51435851
>I know at some point in her college they're going to try to make her download some shitty windows/osx only program you absolutely need to do course
That's what she pays for access to computer labs for.
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>>51438982
because it's fake
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>>51439646
It's not.
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>>51434567
Start in safe mode with networking. Try again
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>>51436076
This.
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>>51439653
i would be in prison for killing my sister if this happened to me.

or at the very least I would have smashed the fucking laptop against her head few times until it broke
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>>51434690

So your sister is an ungrateful little cunt. Your parents are obviously failures who didn't instill in her a sense of gratitude and humility.
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>>51439932
It's not fake .
I had something similar happen. It was a compaq laptop, pretty shitty, but I got it cheap. Battery would last all of 20 minutes.
My family have a pc store but when I had ubuntu installed they thought I'd broken windows because my sister wanted to use the laptop.
They took it away, and I couldn't use the family computer either.
Luckily she's gone now and my family are reluctantly accepting that I may actually understand computers.

Funniest part was last year putting a Fedora live usb on the back of my dad's computer. He doesn't understand Linux and thought I'd broken it so he raged and smashed it and threw it all away.
Got myself a free i5 750. 4gb ram, 500gb hard drive.
The gpu was trash and the rest of it looked pretty beaten.
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>>51438982

If this is real and I were that guy I'm not sure I would have been able to control myself and not kick that pair of retards in the face
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>>51440774
Some people are just more detached to their possessions.
My mom snapped my ds because I wasn't studying in high school, I was pissed off, but I didn't act on it. Paid for that ds myself.

After hsc i got a psp and I still play it occasionally.
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>>51434690
Install Linux Mint and use a master password that only you will know.
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>>51440847

It's not so much about being attached to your shit as it is about the pure retardation of people

I can't fucking stand people who don't know shit about something yet they think they know more than anyone about it and won't admit they're wrong even when you show them a logical explanation and clear evidence
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>>51440847

Also losing a DS isn't the same as losing all the data in your computer.

My mom wasn't that extreme, she'd just hide my GBC somewhere in the house when I was playing Pokemon too much
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>>51441008
I ran malware bytes on my sisters computer and had to clear almost 1500 viruses and shit 3 months ago.
Figured while I was at it I'd run ccleaner and also defragg it.
Ccleaner removed 23GB of junk from her computer and I gave up on defragging it since I didn't want to keep the computer on for a week.
She was using avg free, but she told it to ignore most shit because she wanted to listen to her Justin Bieber and One Direction.
She's 26 and I'm 23.
Worst part is she blamed me for the viruses and slow computer baccarat she used my usb this one time and it recognised a crack as a virus.

People like her, they will do anything to not be the one at fault. It's annoying as hell, but you just gotta live with it.
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>>51441161
>26
>being this retarded about computers
>listening to the biebs and od

I'm sorry anon
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>>51434567
>open internet options
>connections
>LAN Settings
>Disable "Use a proxy server for your LAN"
>Check Automatically detect settings

Viola your internet works.
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>>51441221
It's okay anon, I avoid contact where possible.
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>girlfriend isn't tech literate but knows not to into shady sites
>her twin and older brother do not
>she refuses to use the desktop in her house because it's bogged down with viruses from her brothers
>I suggest running antivirus so that she and her parents can use it again
>try to download mbam and adwcleaner
>all browsers give me "dangerous site" warning
>autistic me carries a copy of mbam and adwcleaner on flash drive at all times
>install both, start scan
>5 hours later, well over 3,000 PUPs found
>clean
>reboot, run adwcleaner
>another 100 little Shit's
>reboot, run mbam again
>finally clear, actually runs decent
>pirate mbam key so it runs scheduled scans in the background

Fuck that was an adventure
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>>51438982
BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS KRATOS TIER RAGE
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>be like 12
>buy a vidya magazine and it comes with a game
>mom won't let me install it on the family PC because viruses and instability and not enough HD space left and whatnot

yes mom I'm sure magazines sell CDs full of malware
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>>51434567
adblock plus and guest mode, fucking retard
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>>51440691
Your dad is a fucking psychopath.

>>51439136
You obviously don't have a sister if you think that's an acceptable solution.
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>>51442033
I've installed adblock plus, she still fucked it up

>guest mode, yeah sure, she wouldnt complain and notice it
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>>51437710
Did you tell her you saw the nudes? Or did you pretend it didnt happen
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