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Favorite technology life hacks? I'm using a paper clip

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Favorite technology life hacks?
I'm using a paper clip to cut cheese, it works well.
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>>51430548
>works well
Look at that shit OP. You can't tell me that works well. I hope it's a joke
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>>51430548
you are absolutely disgusting. eating cheese and nothing else? at your desk?

you come off as nothing but a slob.
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>>51430548
you would get a cleaner cut if you tried to cut it with another block of cheese.
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i thought you were suppose to use floss to cut cheese...
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>>51430592
I have crackers my friend.

>>51430575
It cuts more precise but I'm not trying very hard. I still recommend it.
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>>51430548
but why is the cheese yellow? you know that milk is white, right? one theory is that yellow cheese came about when all of their white cheese spoiled. you know what else is yellow? the puss in cow's milk. is it made from infected cows?
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>>51430638
Cheese can be yellow, but what OP is eating is not cheese.
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>>51430638
Fuck you maaan
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>>51430653
>not cheese
>2012 American Cheese Society winner

I buy fancy cheese too, doesn't make the cheap stuff any less cheese, hipster
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>>51430638
Cheese is yellow. That's orange.
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>>51430679
>American Cheese
Stopped reading.
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>>51430548
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>>51430548
What if you unfold the paper clip and slice down with it? If you put your thumb on the part where it bends and use it as leverage you can make a fairly straight paperclip
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>technology
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>>51430745
You're hired.
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>>51430600
you are. OP is a retard
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>>51430548
Nice - all ways good to get a little extra iron in you're diet :-)
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>>51430811
Why don't you get off your lazy ass and get a knife?
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>>51430846
>not using lead paper clips
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>>51430851
Because I have a perfectly fine paper clip knife and I'm lazy
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>>51430794
>paper clips are at office desks
>there is technology at office desks
Better post it to /g/
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>>51430971
too many people on /g/ think of it like their local bar. conversations that belong elsewhere on 4chan (and would improve those boards) end up here on /g/ and - in some sort of double whammy - make this board worse in addition to depriving the appropriate board of potentially good content.
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>>51430971
>paper clips aren't the epitome of technology perfected

Ok
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>>51431008
>_______ is technology!!1!1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEhiNpyc2Ks
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>using a dirty fucking paperclip to cut food

jesus christ
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>>51431029
Hiding threads is technology
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>>51431052
hiding threads is appropriate for threads that are on topic for the board, but not interesting to me personally.

This thread is not the first criterion, so the second is irrelevant. I'll report the thread, which should automatically hide it in the meantime while mods work through their report queue and quietly delete it, which will teach exactly 1 person that off topic threads do get acted upon.
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does anyone have that pic of a landwhale in a wheelchair eating a block of cheese?
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>>51430811
tb.h fa.m I think you'd be better off cutting it with the shiny part of pic related
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>>51431006
You know what, until recently I was thinking the same thing. But now I see this place as something special. You don't have to look at every watch thread, but having a variety of content makes this board the comfiest board on 4chan.
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>>51430548
You just saved me $1.48 friend
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>>51431193
>GNU plus cheese
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>>51430679
I'm American and "American cheese" is definitely not cheese.
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>>51431239
You're looking for a web forum if you want a comfy, holistic place. Otherwise, if you're interested in fashion occasionally or tv or cooking, go drop in on /fa/ or /tv/ or /ck/ once in a while.

there's nothing preventing you from dabbling; on the contrary, you'll get a good mix of other boards and their interests, memes, etc...

moot himself said that the silo'ing trend of people trying to justify every off-topic thread in their "comfy" board is ruining 4chan. stop contributing to that.
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>>51430548
>eating cheese
Enjoy your heart disease and osteoperosis
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>>51431006
I think any board that doesn't have a small population ends up doing that. For example /sci/ threads are usually pretty on topic, but people try to post anything and everything on /v/.
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>>51431193
well done
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>>51430600
It's like you fags never heard of a cheese knife. Wankers. All of you.
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>>51431360
For a while even the active boards in their contemporary times (e.g. /g/ in 2010) would only suffer off topic threads in the form of meta threads (talking about tripfags for instance). It was common to have threads asking people what boards you went to, and everyone would reply with half a dozen or so boards alongside /g/.
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>>51431333
I'm not saying we should just have one board that combines 50 different subjects, and I do visit other boards. I pointed out the watch threads because I don't understand why they invaded /g/. We have /diy/ and it's a very nice board for those sorts of things. I'm just saying that having an occasional "cheese cutting" thread makes this board more enjoyable. Generals are cancer regardless.
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>>51430600
What.
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>>51431640
this is the "proper" way to cut cheese.
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>>51431655
Just use a knife for soft, weird-ass cheeses and a cheese planer for normal ones. What the fuck is wrong with you, America?
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>Stuffing your arteries with cheese
technology
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>>51431727
>implying
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>>51431693
Americans don't use wires to cut soft cheese; typically americans just use a knife. I put quotation marks around proper because it's actually the more involved way that a cheese snob would insist on - something you'd be more likely to find in Europe rather than the US.

This is all pretty googleable. At this point if you still have questions you should go look for answers on your own.
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Working on sensitive electronics? You can ground yourself by sticking a metal object such as a key in an electrical socket.

Save gas by throwing your car into park as you coast down a hill.

Dogs are arctic creatures. They're covered with fur for a reason. Keeping them out in a temperate climate is cruel as it puts them under constant heat stress. To fix this, put them in the refrigerator every night. You'll hear how excitedly they scratch and bark at finally finding the relief they've been so desperate for.
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>>51431768
I have a cheese grater and cheese wire cutter with roller, like every other half civilized person in this country. Both can be had for under $10 slob.
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>>51430638
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annatto
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>>51431833
I don't eat that much cheese, and don't like accumulating junk that I might use only sporadically. Calling me a slob makes you sound hyper-defensive.

More importantly, you should be replying to the person who insists on just using a cheese plane and a knife for everything, not me. My only stake in this conversation is to explain to people who don't understand the premise of dedicated cheese cutting tools.
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>>51431193
>GNU plus cheese
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>>51431909
>dedicated cheese cutting tools.
>dental floss
Good one.
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>>51430679
>cracker-barrel
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OXRX9YV2MpA
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>>51430679
>Bars of cheese
>>51430632
>Crackers
>>51430548
>Using objects in ways they weren't intended
Wallace please.
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>>51430679
>>American Cheese
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>>51432541
>euro dick cheese

mohammad pls
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>>51430731
oh shit that's what it's for?`
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>>51431006
>So many off-topic threads that has absolutely nothing to do with technology
>The friendly windows thread was shut down in a few days from the rampant shitposting from toxic loonix user despite actually being relevant

I just don't get it man.
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>>51430548
unfold the paperclip and use it like a cheese wire.
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>>51430731
>>51432686
How do Americans ever cut cheese without one of these brilliant devices?

It gives you perfect slices without effort.
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>>51434976
They get them precut. Much like their wee-wees.
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Cheese cutting technologu?
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>>51430548
That shit can't be called cheese
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>Eating Cheese
Do you faggots actually enjoy rotten milk with salt added? Disgusting
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>>51431193
xDDDDD
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>>51435227
We don't judge you when you're eating raw cum
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>american cheese

top fucking kek lads
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>>51435506
>literally eating mold and cow feces

Hahaha you guys are so superior!! Fart sniffing fascist
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>>51435523
enjoy your "cheese".
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Welcome to the 20th century.
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>>51430731
I discovered this when I was in sweeden.
Brought back 4 or 5 of them as souvenirs for parents/grandparents and they loved it.
Greatest way to slice semi-soft cheese.
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>>51431157
Not op, but I prefer to use these for cable management and headphones holding.
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>>51430548
https://youtu.be/PL6vP4eDmEQ?t=20s

You are all doing it wrong faggots
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>>51435506
only like 3 of those are good
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>>51431193
>png
>1.2
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>>51434999
kek

also checked
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>>51437522
Now I'm hungry for parmesan and I have to wait until I'm at home in 5 hours to eat it.
Thank you

Also that was from Trentino, not from Parma.
I'm pretty sure it's called Trentingrana, then.
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>eurokeks ran out of things to shitpost about America so they resort to cheese
lmaoing @ your life
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usb holders
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use bread tags for..cable tags
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use old toilet rolls for usb cables
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Life hack: Save time in the morning by keeping a toaster on the edge of your bath, so you can enjoy breakfast while bathing in the morning.
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>>51431193
well meme'd friend
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>>51430638
the light is orange

also older cheese gets more yellow/orange
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>>51437187
Mein neger
>>51437814

Also, again, you can hang headphones on the shiny part.
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>>51435021
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>>51437814
>>51437825
>>51437836
>>51437877
thanks reddit, haven't seen these reposted in 3 days
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>>51431193
i am laffin
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>>51437836
This is unnecessary. Ziplock bags in a cardboard box do fine.
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>>51435506
left to right top to bottom
>top 2 left look like raw dough
>bottom left looks like banana cream pie
>looks like cheese with spinach
>cream puff
>strawberry
>largo potato cut into pie shape
>powered donut
>cheese cake with chocolate ground on top
>uncooked dough x 2
>bottom right is cheese
>above is a tomato
>piece of cake
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>>51437170
Wait... This can't be true.
I know Sweden are inventors of a lot of things people take for granted nowadays, but who the heck doesn't use one of these things?
Norways should try to make the rest of the world evolve from their barbaric ways of slicing cheese.
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>>51438097
This.
Fuck that euroshit cheese, I'll take my bacon grease double fat REAL AMERICAN cheese any day over those disgusting muslim loving piece of shit cheeses
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>>51438120
In Italy there is no place selling anything like that.
Or at least there wasn't in 2007.
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>>51438144
>>51438097
Your loss.
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You guys are fucking niggers. Cheddar cheese is objectively the lowest tier cheese. Even a mildly more sophisticated cheese like Havarti blows Cheddar out of the water. Keep eating garbage you fucking mac using autists
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>>51435506

Based Brie
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>>51438248
What exactly is there to lose? Most euro cheese tastes terrible. Guess it's your loss if you don't like American cheese
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>>51435021
>Cheese cutting technologu?
>cutting technologu
>technologu
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>>51439577
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>>51434976
Bothers me as much as people handling fruit and vegetables without a decent peeler.

In my chinese cartoons they drag out giant knives.
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>>51439542
top kek burger only knows trashtier fakecheese
enjoy your chemical shit burger
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>>51437989
How do you know these are from Reddit? Suspicious.

These tips have been around long before Reddit and 4chan.
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>>51430727
You do know there is a difference between American Cheese and the Society of Cheese that resides in America, yes?
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>>51431193
kek
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>>51437170
As a swede being on vacation in the us I had a hard time finding a decent cheese-slicer. There were only shitty ones with some wire that broke after 2 days
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>>51435523
>using fascist as a pejorative

lmao
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Piss in old resealable bottles
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>>51431142
Holy shit, you're fucking autistic
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu
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>>51431193
open sauce
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>Americans call this cheese
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>>51441279
Things like this make me wonder if people of yore were so bored they tried to come up with the most disgusting thing to eat that they could think of.
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ITT: /g/ fights about cheese
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you disgusting euro fucks and your white cheese.

everyone knows ultra sharp cheddar cheese is the single greatest cheese of all.
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>>51430600
Fishing line actually.
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>>51430548
Unless you're using the loop end as as the world's most primitive grater, you might be better off using (unflavored) dental floss as a cutter. Possibly thread, or even monofilament, assuming it's food safe.
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>>51441831
It's food technology.

I'll admit I'm enough of a tech pleb I don't eat rotting Italian maggot cheese.
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>>51441683
All art forms were controlled by the rich, so hipsters looked to food for expression. You may be onto something.
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>>51430548
Good job, OP. No single taskers in this kitchen!
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>>51430548
>>51430811
How much cheese did you eat in 30 minutes?
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>this to be honest
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>>51430548
Oh look it's this thread again

>>51430575
>>51430548
>>51430592
>>51430598
samefag again

>>51430638
>the puss in cow's milk
You mean "somatic cell count", which is the term the industry uses to describe pus in milk. They have an acceptable amount. Dairy consumers are disgusting fat fucks.
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>>51435506
what's the cheese on top of the leaf/wrap thing?
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>>51441843
Who invented chedder cheese?
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>not using a non stick cheese slicer
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>>51437989
dont do any of these "hacks" you will look like such autistic white trash and you probably smell
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>>51430592

Typical Mac users.
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>>51440672

>These tips have been around long before Reddit and 4chan.
>long before 4chan
>before 4chan

The whole "lifehack" fad started around 2010 kiddo

Stop trying to act like an oldfag
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>>51444964
Tips = lifehack, therefore tips didn't exist before 2010
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>Sees this post
>runs to store as quick as possible
>buy paperclips and cheese
>cashier gives you a weird look
>out of curiosity she asks what's all this for
>you tell her about how you read it on a technology board
>your sweating so much
>you uses your greasy ass cheese hands to give her the money
>you don't even get the change back
>you waddle out if the store
>goes home and cries about how this thread ruined your chances with a future gf.
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>>51432410
>>Crackers
Better crackers than niggers...
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>>51431193
Goddammit /g/
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>>51434999
WITNESSED
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>>51435576
Wow, I need this.
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>>51444964
lifehacker.com is older than that and "lifehacks" are literally all they post.
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>>51438319
>cheddar
>lowest tier
Discounting the "partially hydrogenated soybean oil, soy lethicin, and a ton of other shit that ISN'T cultured milk" cheeses like American "cheese" I'd place Jack, Colby, Colby Jack, Queso Fresca (it's literally curdled milk and chipotle juice and a ton of salt), and all of their various versions (pepper jack, etc) well below a good sharp cheddar.
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>>51437170
What the fuck ghetto ass cities do you people live in? How have you never seen these? Do yankees just not have cheese slicers? Man you should move to a real state where cheese slicers are ubiquitous, like Texas.
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>>51430548
So this is what amerifat cheese looks like?
Absolutely disgusting.
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>>51438120
Not that anon but it gets worse. I moved from Scandinavia to Ireland to study. I saw one of the girls I was sharing the house with trying to cut soft cheese with a butter knife and failing.

I gave her a cheese slicer from the drawer and she tried to cut it using the side of it, as if it were a knife.
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>>51440409
B-but this is for casuals that don't know how to use a real knife.
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>>51435576
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>>51430548
why is your cheese orange?
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>making sandwich
>pull out cheese slices
>look at label
>discover the cheese of your childhood memories is not cheese
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>>51430548

Nice
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>>51435506
Mfv I can name half this cheeses...
(I'm frog)
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>>51450400
Cheese in a plastic packaging... urgh!
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>>51435506

That pumpkin orange cheese on the right side looks interesting

Also I would literally eat that whole block of Roquefort with a spoon if I had it blue cheese is amazing
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>>51451711
Isn't the Roquefort the unique food that has the color blue in it ?
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>>51451623
>>51451711
Also forgot it but the orange one is a Mimolette.
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>>51430548
Is that candle wax or american 'cheese'
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>>51451623
>>51451744
Americans banned this delicious piece of cheese:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEGCH8W-EEU
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>>51430548
That ain't cheese.
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>>51430548
My dick smegma is more (and better) cheese than that will ever be.
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>>51440409
And their toilet roll holders don't have the flap thing. Fucking backwards-ass country.
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>>51451780
Are you supposed to eat the mites?
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>>51430600
i use my dick to cut cheese.

or is that make cheese? i forget.
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>lifehacks
We buzzfeed now
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>>51430548
Eww he cut the cheese! xD
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>>51431655
Nope, wrong. Your going to smash and tear your mozz like that. Pic related, is the best knife for cutting soft cheese. And these knives are like 4U$D, but be careful weebs they sharp as fug, on second thought stick to the string.
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>>51430548
nigga is dat even SANITARY?
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>Using a paper clip to cut cheese
>/g/ - Technology
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>>51431193
0/10

kill yourself
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>>51437522
I spent 15 minutes watching someone divide a wheel of parmesan.
why the fuck?
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>>51437522
>video starts
>channel cheese
>i immediately kek
>obese woman shows up
>accidentally piss my pants
>fall on floor with the laughs
>now there's piss all over me
Best day of my life.
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this is the best thread i swear bub
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>>51450400
the worst thing humanity has ever produced
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>>51437989
The only one in this "lifehack" series that's actually good wasn't posted but it's wrapping christmas light strands around clothes hangars. We've done it for years now and never got them tangled up again.
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>>51431193
IT'S OVER SONY'S FINISHED!!!!
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