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>be me >first day of college >FSHS 125 in some huge,

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>be me
>first day of college
>FSHS 125 in some huge, tiered lecture hall
>I'm one the last ones there, almost all the seats full
>look down at a vile cascade of plebeian Macbooks, all of them displaying some disgusting normie social website like Shitbook or Twater (pic related)
>No matter, I've got the tools to demolish these fools
>pick up my two massive briefcases (lined with steel and double pad-locked) and wheel them down to 2 empty seats in the fourth row
>"What do these briefcases contain?", you ask...
>In one case is a LG UltraWide 34UC97 monitor, perfect for immersing even the most lowly of peasants in a world of contextual inertia
>In the other case is a Roccat Ryos MK Pro keyboard, a Logitech M305 mouse, and a full tower beast-killer machine, complete with Four Geforce GTX Titan X's in a Four-Way SLI, an INTEL CORE I7-4790K, and a Bell-Svetz Card for optimal FPS
>set it up, utilizing four different outlets
>all of the normies' jaws begin to slowly drop, and as I look around, I can see their hair follicles begin the flexion stage of what disgusting idiotlords call "goosebumps"
>I seize the moment
>Fire up Battlefield 4 on triple-ultra high (a mode I coded in various languages including VIM, and C++)
>my Bose speakers belting the explosions like David screaming the name of his dead son
>Normies now in awe, I see girls in the room nearly blacking out from lack of oxygen, desperately writing their contact information on whatever they can find
>my professor, on his hands and knees, prays to me as my disciple, to help him learn my holy ways

>tfw PC masterrace
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Good job OP all the dindus have a target now with all that shit you show off.
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>>51415225
>my Bose speakers belting the explosions like David screaming the name of his dead son
my sides
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>>51415225
got me to lol / 10
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I lost way to hard to this desu/10
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>>51415269
>thinking this is real
>having autism
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>>51415225

>that picture
>women

Good new pasta though. Got me to sort of smile
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>>51415225
>>51416222
>new pasta

old pasta is old.
https://rbt.asia/g/thread/S50352582
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>>51416179
You must be legitimately retarded
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>>51415225
What the fuck is a Bell-Svetz card ?
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>>51415225
i was a norman in OP's class, I can confirm this is true. the whole place went nuts and OP left with like 50 chicks
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