Official Weekly /g/ Survey

>>51399904
no
i don't use windows 10
no
no
no
no

Used to, but stopped because it looked autistic as fuck.

Nope.

Yes.

What?

Haven't gotten the oppurrunity.

Maybe...fuck you.

No
No
No
Yes
No
If you can come up with better questions.

>>51399904
No
No
No
No
No
Maybe

>>51399904
>yes
>don't use win10
>yes
>yes
>no
>yes

>>51399904
yes
no, but i will whenever i update
no
no, I use tomorrow
no, why would I wan't to see that?
sure Mr. NSA man

>>51399904
I scroll with the space bar

Only use Windows 10 on one computer as a VM host so I haven't really dug into it

Yes

Only when my cookies get wiped which seems to happen a lot lately

Not looking for them, but my hairy puerto rican cousin doesn't even try to hide some things

No

>>51399904
yes, i have smooth scrolling enabled on my whole OS
no, i am not tinfoil
no
no
no
no

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itt: giving in to the op botnet spying

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>Official Weekly /g/ Survey

>>51399920
+1

>no
>who the fuck uses a OS you don't have control over?
>no
>no
>no
>no

no
yes: dd if=/dev/null of=/dev/sdb bs=1M
no
no
no
yes

>>51401088
>bs=1M
I still haven't understood whether this is a joke or not.

no
>windows
no
no
no
no

>>51399904
No
Don't use it
No
Burichan
No
Maybe

>>51399904
no
no, i dont really give a fuck
no, i'm not a paranoid schizophrenic
Tomorrow, having 3 monitors gets bright at times
no
yes, but needs more questions, like botnet bingo.

>>51399904
no
who the fuck uses windows 10?
no
yes
no
no

>>51401103
Blocksize, writes a bunch of zeroes in a bulk of 1MB, should be faster.

>>51399904
>Do you have smooth scrolling enabled in your web browser?
no, I hate that squishy feeling
>>Have you used a 3rd party tool to hinder the botnet of Windows 10?
No Win10 here. using Win7
>>Do you lie about small things when chatting with your best friend? (mentioning that it's raining where you're at but in reality it's cloudy only, to mislead any fucko listening in on your conversation)
Yes
>>Do you use the Yotsuba B theme on /g/?
Yes, sometimes it is the midnight caek theme
>>Have you looked through your family member's computers and handheld devices in order to try and find nude pictures?
Never done this
>>Do you think this weekly survey with random questions should be a thing?
Sure why not

>>51402580
Yeah, I know that. But it makes so much more sense to have 2M or 8M - powers of two.

>>51399904
No
Windows 7
No
No
No
No

No
I don't use w10
No
I use my own
No
No

>>51402711
1 is a power of 2.

>>51399904
Yes, what's wrong that?
I don't use windows.
No.
No.
I try not to pry into the private lives of others because I don't like it when they do that to me.
No.

>sage goes in the options field..

>>51402762
Checked dat time.

>>51399920
this.

>>51399904

>smooth scroll

Fuck no.

>winderp

Gentoo Masterrace

>lying to people for no reason

No

>yotsuba on /g/

nope

>family nudes

nah

>survey

Whatever

>>51399904

no
I don't have W10
no friends
I use default theme
no
no if the next questions are similar to this lol

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>>51399904
>Do you have smooth scrolling enabled in your web browser?
Garbage feature for garbage people.
>Windows 10 debotneting?
ChromeOS+Debian mustard seed. One of my rigs have windows 10, but I manually remove the crap. And do it every update no matter what.
>Do you lie about small things?
Why would I do that? Being righteous and vengeful is what my life has been. [spoiler]thanks /pol/[/spoiler]
>Yotsuba B theme on /g/?
lel it's doesn't have to be /g/ all the time. I use anything else that is dark as my soul, it's helpful for the eyes.
>nude pictures?
I tried to. But I end up finding my father is hanging out with some Japanese exchange students. I'm pissed about it, he doesn't want me to know.
>weekly survey should be a thing?
No, This might be my last.

>Do you have smooth scrolling enabled in your web browser?
No, it's never worked properly and has hogged resources. I'm shocked that even though GTK and QT have per-pixel scrolling implemented, the big browsers just can't get it working. Even gedit and an unknown qt-based browser qutebrowser have that but not Firefox or Chrome.
>Have you used a 3rd party tool to hinder the botnet of Windows 10?
Yes, GNU/Linux.
>Do you lie about small things when chatting with your best friend? (mentioning that it's raining where you're at but in reality it's cloudy only, to mislead any fucko listening in on your conversation)
Nah, it's too much of a hassle to keep tabs on lies than on the truth.
>Do you use the Yotsuba B theme on /g/?
I prefer Yotsuba B 95% of the time. The other godly theme is lainchan's default dark green theme.
>Have you looked through your family member's computers and handheld devices in order to try and find nude pictures?
Not in my predominantly male immediate family, no.
>Do you think this weekly survey with random questions should be a thing?
I like it: gets me to think a bit and type out some responces. It'll be really cool if the results could be summarized but that only works on more boring yes/no questions or rating questions.

>>51403475
What's that image from? Scroogle can't uinto finding anything on it.

>have no idea what this nigger shit this nigger shit is
>implying windows 10 kek
>no
>obligatory if you are white (nope, just lazy to change, no need)
>no, porn can easily be found somewhere else and I'd not like to see my aunties naked
>no, it's nigger shit, reported

>>51403475
>>>/mlp/
>>>/trash/

>>51399904
yes
dont use win10
no
no
no
yes

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>>51403792
thanks bra. I'm not ashamed.

>>51403883
this makes my software become hardware if you know what i'm sayin

>>51399904
No>>51399904
No
Windows 8
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes

no
i don't use windows 10
no
yes
no
no

>>51404084
just don't overheat yourself anon

A polite no to all questions OP.

No
I don't use Windows
Maybe
Yes
No
Maybe

No
Not on win10
Yes
Is there anything else?
No
No, it is gay and i dont like it.

>>51399904
>No idea desu senpai

>Never installed Winblows 10.

>I don't have friends senpai.

>Yes.

>My family is more technically literate than to do that :^) I wish tho.

>Yes.

>>51399904
No
Windows 7
Why
Yes
Yup
No

>>51400532
>I scroll with the space bar

What

>>51399904
linux can't into smooth scrolling

I don't often use windows, so no

no

tomorrow

no

I wouldn't mind it daily if it creates conversation and stays on the topic of technology.

>>51399904
yes
yes
no
yes
nein
idk, no

>>51399904
No
Yes
No
No
No
Yes

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No
I use Windows 7
No
Yes
Yes
Yes, as long as someone compiles the answers and makes a piechart or something

>to mislead any fucko listening in on your conversation
>Have you looked through your family member's computers and handheld devices in order to try and find nude pictures?
maybe if the survey making guy wasn't an autistic retard it would lead to more interesting surveys

>>51399904
no
i use arch
no
no
god no
not really

Interesting survey questions:

>What is your favorite Linux distro and why is it not Debian based?
>What are racist and derogatory names you call Windows users that shill?
>What would you do if you had the ability of becoming invisible?
>What's the size and diameter (in metres) of your penis?
>How many times have you Installed Gentoo™ this year?

>>51399904
yes

don't use W10

no, why? If they listen they know my number and probably have the resources to ask the telco for the billing address

no

no you pervert (I have no brother anyway)

no, unless the questions don't suck this much next time

>>51399904
>>Do you have smooth scrolling enabled in your web browser?
I think so, but I'm too lazy to check.
>>Have you used a 3rd party tool to hinder the botnet of Windows 10?
Never used Win 10. Made the swap from Win 7 to Linux just before Win 10 came out.
>>Do you lie about small things when chatting with your best friend?
Ocassionally, usually only when it benefits me in some way.
>>Do you use the Yotsuba B theme on /g/?
No, I have Tomorrow activated because that's what I designed my 4chan CSS around
>>Have you looked through your family member's computers and handheld devices in order to try and find nude pictures?
Yes, and succeeded
>>Do you think this weekly survey with random questions should be a thing?
Sure, it's good fun as long as it's nothing too personal.

>>51399904
no
i use GNU/Linux
no
yes
no
no

>>51404698

kali
niggers
rape
6x6 inches
over 9000 xD

>>51403475
>father hanging with japs
Why are you pissed

>/g/ habitually lies
It's no wonder only anime enjoys your company.

>>51399904
kill yourself you fucking reddit faggot

>>51399904
>no
>not using w10
>no
>yes
>eww fuck no
>at least it's different from the usual shitposting

>>51404793
Because those girls where at my age. And he could help me out, so I don't have to be alone with life.

Also they were at his workplace's computer, not the first time I saw him did something cheeky.

>>51404894
Wow he probably knows you are a weeb too.

Though those jappos would probably run the minute they found out the dad wants to gift them to his weebaoo son.

>>51404964
>he probably know you are a weeb too.
Nah, he really don't know about this.

The only part I don't like about it. He keeps it by himself, because when I told him. He said it was just a one time date with his friends and his boss.

I believe that just there for the money. Golddiggers, each and every one of them.