"Since we know how good you are with computers, we told

>>51391352
I wish somebody asked me to help them with their computers

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>>51391352
"Excellent, I'll charge them my standard rate and make a lot of money, thanks mom, thanks dad!"

>>51391386
Who is this erection selection

"Side cash! Allrightythen!"

>>51391386
If a guy like that can get with a qt like that, I should have no problem in the dating market. I guess I need to work on my conversation skills

>>51391438
the girl or the guy with the Nike Just Do It smile?

>>51391386
Why do women always wear animal ears? wtf is that costume suppose to be?

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>>51391352
>Great! Tell them I charge $40/hr.

>>51391464
he doesn't have her though, she may want him but notice his hover fist

>>51391506
To increase their kawaii~ factor and nerd creds.

Not sure why women try so hard to meet our expectations when they are not interested in dating any of our kind.

Attention whoring is getting more complex each year.

>>51391464
>>51391524
they're clearly brother and sister

>>51391524
I think they are siblings or cousins. She would not have that calm facial expression otherwise. My cousin was always frank with me and hugged me when we met. But I started to distance myself especially when she was engaged to let her know I am also a man not a potato without feelings.

>>51391464
>guy like that
>qt like that
What do you mean? They're literally both 5/10 average

>>51391560
Why would you take a picture with a female family member while they're dressed as a prostitute?

>>51391489
His lady friend

>>51391631
Girl is 6.5/10

>>51391699
Yeah, just about right.
Speaking of girls, post 10/10s

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>>51391352
"thanks mom and dad, tell them also that I fix phones and make backups of EVERYTHING they have, specially pics and videos"

>>51391386
Is that the guy that kicked his sister in the face?

>>51391699
>says the neckbeard permavirgin

>>51391386
Why does everyone keep posting this pic? Is this one of those cases where the guy in the pic has done something truly awful and were supposed to know who he is and what he did?


>>51391464
Its clearly his sister. There's a clear age difference

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>>51391386
>>51391508
>"Why are you charging me! Were family?! I COULD HAVE DONE THAT MYSELF!!!!11"

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>>51391931
Well you didn't so now you have to pay me or else I'll send this to a collector

>yfw you sue your nana

Oh geez really? Although i'm good with computers, i'd rather spend as little time fucking around with them as possible. I would advise anyone with computer problems to buy a Mac anyway and you get decent professional support along with it

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>>51391969

How.. Devilish.

>>51392019
While I wouldn't give any advice like that, I absolutely hate fixing computers of other people. They're every day objects now, people need to learn how to properly use and also how to fix them, it's not like it's hard.

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>>51392056
Nice PEPE, mind if I save it?

>mfw I saved it before I even asked you

>>51392092
I only enjoy building brand new computers. I don't give a shit about them after that

>>51391931
Best of luck next time then. Now give me twenty bucks.

>>51392181
go ahead friend, it's all yours

>>51392205
I'd charge $100 for labour and $199 for Ubuntu

>>51392284
Hey, I am only half jewish. 20€/h is a decent way to keep customers and get paid for minimal effort. Usually all I have to do is reinstall Winshit and/or update drivers/software. Sometimes recommending them what shit to buy.

>>51392019

I know jackshit about Macs and I still get family asking me how to do stuff on them.

>>51392374
refer them to apple support phone number. They are incredible with anything that isn't a bug

Helping my female classmate with her computer when we were 13 is the only reason I'm not a kissless virgin.

(I'm just a virgin)

>>51392406
Not being a beta is why I'm 50€ richer than last week (still a virgin).

>>51392406
Should've charged her and visit a prostitute.

>tfw I turned a qt who buys software and Netflix sub into a pirate

>>51392406
kek :^)

>>51392344
20 is too low. They'll keep calling you for every little thing. Printer jammed? Get a call. Internet not working? Get a call. How do I get the photos from my camera to my computer? They'll call you for that too. The computer broke for no reason I was just downloading a dancing cat screen saver I saw advertised on an offshore gambling website.

You have to make the cost of calling you high enough that it's a form of punishment for them being so stupid. Otherwise they'll never learn. Your time is more valuable than their ignorance.

>>51392610
Well, I live in quite a small city, so the travel time would be at worst 40 min there and back. Given how all the shit you listed would take about five minutes to fix, it seems still like a nice deal, unless I have an especially busy schedule with more important things to do that day.

Sure it still gets annoying at times but growing up as a complete poorfag, it's nice to have bit extra money to throw around. In comparison, the average IT support peon earns like 15€ before taxes here but charge 3 times as much.

>>51391386
POST MORE OF THIS REALLY HOT SLUT

>>51392745
That's why you're undervaluing yourself. Customers are willing to pay 45€ it's not just those shops being jerks. That's the market price. You're cutting that 50% but only getting 33% more than if you worked for a company. You could double you're rate and your clients will still think it's a good deal. That's 20€ you're giving out for free.

I was like you, a poorfag who didn't understand the worth of what I was doing. Here's the thing: people judge the quality of a service by how much they pay for it. You're advertising yourself as a cheap alternative to the pros but when someone wants a real professional service they'll think "oh that guy's just an amateur, we better hire a professional." They don't get that you're doing the same thing. They're too stupid to tell the difference. It's not jewry, it's just business. If your clients didn't think you were worth it they wouldn't hire you.

>>51393023
you do know that she doesnt have those tits, right?

its a t-shirt with nice tits printed on the front

>>51393251
Well, it doesn't count in that the guys I help are mostly poor themselves, so the amount of calls would be less frequent with higher price, potentially leading to less money in the end, where they wait till they have enough small problems to justify the call but you raise some good points overall.

Although I know you are correct, it feels bad enough to take 20 bucks for doing stuff I learned as a kid.

>>51393582
I don't believe you. Prove it.

>>51391931
>I COULD HAVE DONE THAT MYSELF!!!!11
"Then do it instead of bugging me like I was some kind of free tech support."

>>51393251
>It's not jewry, it's just business.

business is tantamount to jewry though

>>51391352
"Okay, I hope you told them my rates, not to ask questions on where I got what software and I get to keep all spare parts without question"

How many of you autismos have actually charged For service to family members though? You're all talk but I doubt any of you have the gall to request payment. Not that I'm saying you shouldn't. I don't think family should be free service.

I charge my family parts and lunch. It's a good time to hang out and get a few beers in too.

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>>51392056
>tumblr filename

>>51394569
Whenever I feel like it/need cash/the task is time intensive.

>>51391352
That's great, thanks a lot. Did you tell them my rates as well?

Mrs. Jankowicz down the street asked if you can help fix her daughter's computer. They think she might have lost the photos she took at her summer junior varsity volleyball camp.

>>51394569
I charged my uncle 20 euros for installing a pirated windows for him. I had to buy a dvd tho, because there was no way for me to install it via usb for some reason

>>51395107
>getting mad over an age old troll tactic