A small colony of ants decided to call my laptop home. Does /g/

Buy some ant traps.

Vacuum those niggers

>>51384825
stop eating hot pockets by the computer

>>51384825
Jizz near them it will attract them to it and you can make them your bitches. Trust me i'm a doctor.

>>51384825
>eating around your computer
you deserve it desu

>>51384825
That looks so disgusting.

>>51384825

>laptop

That's a tower....

>>51384825
>>51384825
>laptop


wat

>>51384934
OP probably sits with it on his lap though.

>>51384825
Get an anteater

>>51384825

1. That's not a laptop.

2. That's just some random image you found online.

3. Back to reddit faggot

>>51384825
Sounds like they turned your laptop into something actually functional. Install window.

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>>51384947
>>51384938
>>51384934
>(You) in charge of critical thinking

use a debugger :^)

>>51384975
Underrated post

>not leaving them there and calling them your friends

It's like you don't even browse /r9k/.

>>51384975
God dammit

>>51384975
i don't get it

Take case outside.
Open case.
Blow inside case with pressurized air.

>>51384975
xDDD

we did it reddit!

>>51384825
That's just an Ant Colony Optimization (ACO) applied to hardware, nothing to worry about.

>>51384825
http://www.amazon.com/DuPont-Advion-Bait-Kills-Type/dp/B004HJQ69O

>>51384825
Burn or freeze em out

>>51384975
fuck

>>51384825
setup another home (lotsa food and darkness) for them nearby. they'll move out and into the new place and will take everything with them so it'll be clean. killing them with ant killer will leave a big mess in your case.

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>>51384975

>>51384975
>using the smiley with a carat nose

>>51385706
whats wrong with it? :^)

>>51385706
does it bug you? :^)

>>51385706
:^)

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>>51384825

Happened to my friend once

First time he noticed was toasted ants falling out of his laptop's vent, to a point where his pet rabbit would start licking ant crisps from it

When he took it apart he found a whole colony inside, so the most logical thing he did was to start up some vidya at maximum setting and let it run for a while

Eventually he gave up and just cleaned out the fan

>>51384839
Holy shit this, it's incredible how much ants are attracted to hot pockets. It's like they put sugar in that shit
>>51384975
kek

>>51384825
besides not being a total slob?

diatomaceous earth if you don't want to go chemical.

>>51384975
kek

For anyone that actually would need this advice,

Terro

&|

home-made Terro

Wash your laptop under water and let it dry

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>>51386182
they do put sugar in that shit

>>51384825
Download NEW Disinfectant 9000 for your computer NOW! Only for 79.99$!

>>51385301
n...vidia..?

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>>51384975
>>51385003
>>51385092
>>51385105
>>51385153
>>51385319
>>51385628
>>51386266
>>51386182
>>51385706
What's so funny about it? Are you literally retarded? The word "debug" literally came from a bug that made a really old huge computer crash. I thought everyone on /g/ studied the basics of computing and it's history.

>>51386574
1/10

try again

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> laptop
OP is a stupid faggot, also fake, old and gay

>>51386614
Thank you, Captain Obvious

fire
lots and lots of fire

>>51386614
4chan: where things that have gone to reddit to die, have come back to haunt the old fags

>>51386574
That's a hoax

This is why I don't kill spiders

>>51385310

Underrated post. And the best one yet.

>>51386614
>Pic related
>pǝʇɐlǝɹ ɔıd

>>51384825
that's a Dell Optiplex desktop numb nuts.. not a laptop

>>51385310
That's what I was looking for in this thread, thx

>>51384967
(You)

>>51385153
(You)

>>51386071
(You)

>>51386182
>It's like they put sugar in that shit
Fairly sure they do

>>51386574
why this grill is always nude in reaction images

>>51386182
>It's like they put sugar in that shit
It's likely they do to cover up the taste of gross shit they put in them.

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>>51386486
I expect nothing less from Burgerstan.

>>51384825
Ants are your bros, dont kill them.