>Decide to try out this "Linux" thing people keep talking about
>Go to local computer store and ask to buy a copy of "Linux"
>They tell me they don't stock any
>Look on the ebays for a Linux
>Buy UBUNTU Linux for $4.95
>Install Linux
>Something seems wrong
>I can't find my email or the 'e' that opens the internet
>I notice what's wrong
>No antivirus
>Panic and grab my Norton install CD
>It wont install
>The virus has already infected the entire computer
>Notice that the webcam and microphone are connected so the hackers are probably watching me
>Leave room and lock door
What do, /g/?
>>50805255
Are you asking how to wipe your drive and reinstall?
>>50805271
No, I was just trying to post a parody of what it would look like if an idiot tried to use Linux.
I like how Linux users are so helpful that you've already offered to help.
>>50805255
great thread
kill yourself
>>50805255
You aren't funny
killyourself.sh
>>50805255
>buys linux
>gets rekt
seriously learn to read about stuff.
>>50805255
You need to call a professional computer repairman to fix that shit. Until then, remove all cables attached to it and keep the door locked.
>>50805255
hahahahh funny thread xD xD
su rm -f /self/
>buys linux
Teehee
>>50805255
install gentoo