Tell me your startup idea and I'll tell you if it's shit

A startup that evaluates the viability of new startups.

Dating website for programmers and traps.

We'll write a revolutionary cloud based app, that will revolutionise the way people use their smart-devices.

>>47835622

Duncan pls go

>>47835622
Tinder, but for people who want to fight

Bandcamp for physical art

>>47835622
come up with your own ideas bruh, you're not gonna find anything worth ripping off here

>>47835675
>Tinder, but for people who want to fight

yeah, I can see that being allowed on app store / play

A JSON REST API to tell who is shitposting

>>47835622

Make a dating website that integrates things like your netflix profile and spotify to match people who have similar tastes.

It's shit because women have no taste.

>>47835676

that's patreon

A device that will tell you where is your lost objects like keys wallet Id card etc

>>47835632
That's already been made

>>47835622
An anime image board where people talk about anything but anime and the staff is employed for free

>>47835705
>>47835675
A website that integrates things like your netflix profile and spotify to match people who have similar tastes, so you can fight them

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Startup where u quit ur job to be a fulltime sjw

that's what everyone's doin rite

A Startup that is outsourced to India

An adapter to strap a smartwatch to your dick, to count the amount of thursts.

>>47835751
wouldn't a modified pedometer work better

>>47835751
Use a pokewalker strapped to your waist

A website that integrates netflix and spotify profiles, matches you with a person with completely opposite interests and then you two fight to the death. Over time the website will have ranked which artist/tv-series/movies are the manliest.

>>47835713
I've dreamed about this, but it's impossible unless you physically place a tracker on your random shit

A website that integrates netflix profiles and spotify to match you with a member of the same gender that you fight in a deathmatch. This goes on until there is only one male and one female left alive on the website, who then get married.

>>47835808
Perfect.

>>47835713
Just do what I do, Get a wallet phone case, and attach your keys to it

Interior design stuff geared towards the "gamer battlestation" demographic. Reasonably priced flatpacks containing desks, bookshelves, lamps, tables, and other kits you assemble yourself.

All you faggots shop at IKEA and it disgusts me.

Animu dildos.

Funny thing is, in the startup bubble that we're in, all of the above ideas would get funded as long as you throw around the current buzzwords like scalability, social impact, agile development, "powered by Node.js/RoR" etc.

>>47835675
>Fightr
Now let's get a logo and wait for the angel investors to fund us.

>>47835622
Starbucks and change all the drink names to something tech related.
It'll be where all the real hackers go.

a famous internet person tracker site which stalks everyone down via algorythms, which send all information published from all mediaportals from this only person into a livefeed on your profile

for example, you type in Marquess Brownlee to follow

every Tweet,Facebook, ask, yahoo, cnet, theverge.... and so on,

comment, news and other relevant published information gets filtered into your livefeed

>>47835728
whoa, lets do this

>>47835911
use this to research the person you're going to fight

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A website that integrates dynamic start-up websites which integrate netflix, spotify and start-up ventures to find start-ups who want to integrate with other start-ups based on whether they want to fight about similar movies, and then merges them into start-ups that fight other innovative start-up frameworks written in a language that will revolutionize the way you approach your datafication started by married people in order to revolutionize the way people start start-ups, all from a scalable cloud-based app on their smart-device.

DEVELOPERS. DEVELOPERS.

>>47836027
and then uses this information to find fights for you

>>47835622
It's not enough to say it's shit, you have to explain why it's shit.

>>47836104
OP hasn't been giving any judgement at all

>>47835622
A startup that gets a pack of greasy chinamen to rape op and his mother.

>>47836122
a fat and greasy american burger-flipper would be more greasy

>>47836120
Even so, saying an idea is shit is worthless without explaining why.

>>47835675
IMMA BOUT TO BUST A RHYME IN YO ASS

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>>47836055
>>47835899
>>47835675
Let's make a logo for Fightr

>>47835622
tinder for orgies

this fucking thread

>>47835622
>use many different technological strategies to make a working waifu simulator, complete with support for bronies and weebs and a working vagina/penis
>sell it at enormously high prices to the sick community that makes up the internet

>>47835729
>>47835705
>>47835675
A dating website that matches people's fight histories to find the perfect match for netflix and spotify dates.

>>47835985
well then may as well create an automated hackersite which uses heartbleed bugs you code
and sell for cheap money.. this requires you to be a genius though

A website selling religious sex toys.

>>47835632
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>>47835676
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>>47835705
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>>47835729
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>>47835808
>>47835911
>>47836027
>>47836104
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>>47836224
shit

>>47835728
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>>47836182

pretty good

>>47836224
Kosher dildo dragons would be an epic success in Israel.

http://www.producthunt.com/

I'm going to make fightr.

I've never made an android app but I'm sick nasty at java.

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10/10

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fightr logo in the makin

>>47835622
4chan but with upvotes

>>47836255
DO IT, FAGGOT

>>47836271
back to reddit with you

>>47836271
reddit without upvotes

>>47836257
Beautiful

>>47835622
a startup funding website.

>>47836257
>add to basket

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>>47836255
Make it so you can choose between weight classes and implement a ranking for each one.

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>>47835622
used sexdolls exchange

>>47836338
10/10 would bang

>>47836338
BRILLIANT

>>47836336
We're a ways off from that.

I'll make a thread once I have a prototype.

An app for finding qt3.14 azn gfs

No White Boys

Dating site designed by the Jews. Catches on because it allows women to "get back at daddy" and "go through their slut phase". Women use it because they're allowed to post pictures of their tits and ass and don't have to show their face. It's all a result of global brainwashing to hate white men. Everyone that isn't a white man downloads which leads to lots of Jew money for the creator.

>>47836399
I'll be waiting then

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>>47835675

>>47836255
>>47836399
DubDubs confirm
brilliant faggot

Screen on rear tailgate to send a personal fuck you to drivers behind you

>>47836657
>Screen on rear tailgate to send a personal fuck you to drivers behind you

edgy

>>>/b/

>>47835622
I want to build ar-15s from moulds of carbon fiber, and moulds of aluminum.

I want to make an airgun out of plastic that can fire kinetic explosive rounds, everything will be plastic and undetectable by medal detectors.

>>47836991
>kinetic explosive
pick one son.

>>47835622
like facebook but for niggers

A website where can you upload a picture of your dick and a software algorithm guesses how old you are

>>47837049
Don't forget about guessing your gender.

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ITT: Morons donating MILLIONS to OP.

>>47837060
underated toast

I want to make good fully-featured laptops which also come pre-loaded with the user's choice of linux distro (with no bloatware at all) at a reasonable price

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>>47835622

Make a startup that generates startups that generate startups ad infinitum.
Crash the economy by appropriately naming the companies in a way you can create an exploitable buffer overflow exploit on IRS servers.

>>47837111
>le good specs at cheap price hardware maymay

It's been done too many times before. It's shit. Go away.

>>47835622
Is that Dwayne Johnson?

>>47835622
build machines to connect the brains of dead people to computers and use them as slaves

>>47836338
fuck that's hot

>>47835675
I remember seeing a screencap of this from /biz/
Still think it's brilliant, and I would sign-up immediately
I've suddenly been going through normalcool problems that have been making me go nuts so I really wouldn't mind getting into fights

>NEETs giving away some actually decent ideas to thousands of lurkers for free

you will never get rich.

>while helping google train their AI by filling out picture captchas for free

i swear, 4chan was bought by google as a captcha farm.

>>47837170
Wasn't trying to be ironic or funny, I'd really like to do it.
Just look at
http://www.linlap.com/
It's kind of sad there aren't companies that make good linux laptops (it doesn't count if you can't even choose your distro)

Even hardware that was new 2-3 years ago would be acceptable. Maybe such a company could buy those parts in bulk when demand for them drops sharply enough. That way they could base an entire laptop model off of those parts - which really wouldn't be bad at all - and provide them at an affordable price

a restaurant finder that lets you search by the menu item instead of the cuisine, and lets you rate individual items on the menu

>>47836426
>LINE

>>47837400
How do I use line to find qt azns?