Gore thread? Gore thread!

aka repost the same shit that has been getting posted for years

>>47146712
n-nice v-vector field anon.

>>47146798
Too far man. Too far

>>47146798
you monster!

>>47146798
Windows ME was more stable than 98 on my machine. Really most of the issues with win 9x were shitty drivers.

>>47147140

>windows ME were better
lol no they weren't.
It was the first time I saw a bluescreen.

>>47147295
Is that a mumified rat in your cooler?

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>>47147345
Yeah I had to scrub it down. Didn't want any diseases from the rat to infect the computer with trojans or whatever

>>47147387
What the hell happened there?

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>>47147407
It was dirty obviously.

>>47147497
that's the wafer isn't it?

>>47147497

>2001
>Celeron

There is nothing even remotely upsetting about this picture

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OC from an old drive of mine I found.

>>47146798
>tfw Windows ME was my first PC ever.

I was like 8 when ME came out, and I don't remember it being shit.

[spoiler]Anywhere I can get an ME ISO?[/spoiler]

>>47147614

ME was complete shit

>>47147620
holy fuck

took me a few seconds to see it

>>47147670
I'm pretty sure it still works fine.

>>47147620
Nothing wrong with this one. The power cable isn't plugged, so it's not going to overheat the cpu.

>>47147497
>Celeron

And nothing of value was lost.

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>>47146798

>>47147295
Is this Deadmau5?

>>47147751
>can barely afford enough money to put together the computer I have now
>some jackass is murdering one
>MURDERING

I can't look!

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>>47147811
good one

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>>47147825

>>47147839
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadmau5#Origin_of_.22deadmau5.22
> Zimmerman started to dismantle his computer and happened to find a dead mouse. Zimmerman then became known as the "dead mouse guy" among friends. Joel tried to change his name to "Deadmouse" in an online chat room, but it was too long, so he shortened it to "deadmau5"

In case you thought I was only in it for the meme

>>47147818
How does that much dust accumulate?

>>47146798

kill me.

>>47147942

> tfw it runs gentoo

>>47147438
AHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAHHHHHHHHHH
OHMYGOD AHHHHHHHH

>>47148269
GASHUNK

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My TV

>>47148012
This isn't gore so much as how you should dispose of your old information. I've done the same.

>>47148364
At work I just bring them back to the machine shop, put them in a vice and smash them with a huge hammer.

Decommissioning old servers/workstations is the best.

>>47147818
Several years in a dusty environment (a wood shop, your stank-ass apartment, etc).

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Eyy, thread right up my alley!
>work in computer shop/repair service
>mainly assembling & preparing new systems
>ama, I guess
All pics are oc, some have been posted before, but I'll start with the newest.

>>47148394
That aint even that much shit. I work at a printing company, with 6 presses on the floor. They all have 3+ PCs running them, plus the other 60 data collection stations on the floor. The presses use corn starch to keep the paper from sticking. We have a humidity control system and we maintain a constant temp in the factory. All that powder and environment equals some shit.

You should see a single machine after 6 months.

>>47148404
>cigarette smokers
kek.

>>47147931
normal when you dont clean your PC once a year so (and dont have dust protection built in your case). the fans work like a vacuum cleaner.

>>47148464
Have actually had worse than that for an outside TV. Just wipe that shit off with a wet cloth.

>>47148269
oh my god what is this, a picture from 2003 .ppt funny email attachement?

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>>47148483
That's not an outside tv, it was an inside decoder box, and we put it outside bacause it smelled terrible.

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>>47148309

>>47147670
that is pretty smart actually

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>my finger slipped

>>47147599
>>47147670
these are legit hacks, not gore.

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>maximum brainfart
5 years experience, and then this happened. Wasn't properly seated and I closed the bracket.

>>47148381
I can imagine. I've not had the pleasure of using a professional set up, just home tools

>>47147683
Look to the left brohelm

>>47147699
>The literal cancer

>>47147614
ftp.installgentoo.com

the username is: install
get the password from here, it changes monthly:
irc.installgentoo.com #/g/ftp

>>47148614

people who let their PCs get this dusty are either poor, smokers, or pitbull owners.
>maybe even all the above

>>47148630
Seeing the transition makes me want to jizz my pants

>>47147620

>mfw a friend of mine did this exact thing to his shitty gamer build.

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>>47148657
I love cleaning them

>>47148518

haha did you draw this?

>>47148567
>tape over the webcam

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>>47148734
>old people

>>47148747
>implying I don't put tape over my own webcam

>>47148309
That's beautiful.

>>47148668
still dust on the fan blades...

>>47148780
>Typical HP printer
I had one that bluescreened, so I ripped it apart for parts.
They apparently have a pump system now for managing wasted ink, i mean head clearing.

>>47148567
>still having the protection plastic
Thanks god.

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>>47148864
Last year we got an "xp ready" laptop with the some of the protection plastic still on it.

>>47147561
>>47147700
think thats a tualatin celeron, they were very good at the time.

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>this one really blasted my jimbobs

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And last one from me, gotta go to bed.

>>47148936
what's the problem

>>47148921
The good ol' days of uninstalling megabytes and megabytes of adware from your (grand)parents' computers.

What are the best ways to clean a dusty pc from the inside?

>>47148956
one of the ties is upside-down
extreme autism trigger warning

>>47148688
Nope. From a thread a while back where a guy's insane gf wrecked a bunch of his shit.

>>47148798

I don't have a picture for that, but I had a laptop that was overheating all the time.
At some point something irrelevant went wrong, and I opened it up.
Turns out all the fins were broken off and the thing was running on convection.

>>47148728
Those little HPs are pretty resilient. I've seen them completely full of dust still running. It was noisy, but it ran.

>>47148867
>>47148717
>>47148948
Looks like a mix of pubes and cat hair.
>>47148936
Why is one of them upside down? They had one job.

>>47148464
What are those tv/VCR ports?

>>47149642
SCART.

>>47149097
Mmmm
Spaghetti

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>>47149642
underage b&

>>47147891
Exactly what I thought lel

>>47149731
SCART was only used in some Eurpoean countries. Doesn't mean he's underage.

>>47149097
Is that a fiber optics cable?

>>47149598
Are those Ethernet cables?

>>47149767
What did burgers use?

>>47149767
The plebs used RCA/Composite, the cool kids used S-Video.

>>47149097
>2 guys to watch a dude drill a hole

>>47149774
Component for the most part since it supported upto 1080i until HDMI replaced it.

>>47147964
>lucky strikes and a flip phone

Who the fuck and why?

>>47147670
That's actually impressive.

>>47148464
Obvious roach feces is obvious.

Insects love technology because it's warm. And if you are stupid enough or rich enough to leave technology outside, this is exactly what will happen to it.

>>47149516
HOW IS THAT FAN STILL RUNNING?!

>>47149516
>tfw one of the fans still works

>>47149516
lel that fan motorboating

>>47147648
What is it? I don't see it.

>>47150001
CPU fan was installed on the case, not the CPU.

>>47149097
That smile. What a dick.

>>47147721
faken kekd

>>47150051
Lurk more. This is OLD copypasta.

>>47148885
They put in one stick backwards?

>>47148589
ouch. what cpu?

>>47148553
that sucks nerves

>>47150072
>image
>copypasta
wat

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>>47147551
Case was not approved for Nvidia GPU.

>>47147721
>>47150127
I remember that image from when I first started lurking in 2007. It's as old as the internet but i'm not sure copypasta is the right term.

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>>47146798
don't talk shit about my waifu

although in all seriousness, ME was so fucking awful that I wanted to give up on computers for a while
I was so fucking happy when I finally got XP, even if the machine only had 128MB RAM.

at least it didn't literally crash every day anymore (AOL on WinME had a really high tendency to crash for me)

>>47147670
10/10 kek

>>47147699
for
what
purpose

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>>47147825
>MURDERING
Here's a gift from your friends at /k/

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>>47147670
It's a Zalman zm-nb47j Northbridge cooler
Way better than those disgusting awfully loud 5cm Northbridge fans that MB manufactures used to build in during the mid-2000's

>>47148766
worried about people seeing you take it up the ass?

>>47147699
>Smoking around your computer
I made that mistake once. Went to clean out the dust when it was overheating, so much buildup of shit. Convinced me to quit smoking; that shit was going into my lungs.

>>47148309
the way it broke kind of looks like something's trying to reach its arms out of the screen

pretty neato

>>47147721
every fucking time I see this, I laugh
it never stops being hilarious

>>47150194
But that's Ruukoto you fucking retard.

>>47148309
Nice glitch art mang

>>47150263
Good for you anon. Working on smoker's computers has eliminated any desire I had to smoke. It's nasty stuff.

>>47147614
I'm guessing you tried googling "windows me iso" and nothing came up? No? You haven't tried it?

Fuck off, then.

>>47147899

Why?

>>47150459
People make keychains out of dead cpu's.

>>47148627
Thanks for sharing this.

>>47150214
that bitch deserved it

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my old server.. worked just fine

>>47150485

That bit won't even make it through the ceramic.

Also, how would it even work well in your your pocket being so brittle?

>>47150528
Why even have a case

>>47147614
>winworldpc.com

>>47149516
Reminds me of hurricane Sandy.
RIP eMac
RIP Dell Dimension

>>47149516
Must be an Noctua Industrial :^)

>>47147599
MacGyver is not gore.

>>47149767
I have an old LCD monitor that uses SCART and I live in burgerland. SCART was everywhere dude.

>>47150771
It did exist here but wasn't as common as RCA based Component was.

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here you go

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>>47150289
is this some kind of bait
even if ME-tan's design is extremely similar

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Not sure if this counts. It's not immediately apparent what was wrong with it

>>47149097
This is why you call 1-800-DIG-SAFE

>>47148921
>Belgen
is dit standaard daar in het Zuiden?

>>47148636
lol whats wrong with pitts?

>>47147818
the real cringe is the buy not preventing the fans from spinning while dusting out

>inb4 him having taken them out before dusting

>>47151448
What's wrong with that? I can't believe that compressed air could spin them fast enough to harm the bearings.

>>47151471
I've killed fans before. Maybe they were older fans and had it coming anyway, but I'd rather be safe than sorry. Especially with a PSU. I only do short bursts into the PSU to prevent the fan from spinning. You could jam something into the grill to prevent that and go at it, but that's even more sketch to me.

>>47151541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SJe8kbrTiY

>>47151541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeWBS0JBNzQ

>>47151541
Me with my headphone cord.

>>47151559
Wow, this is great. I think I've heard this before...

>>47151369
Their owners

>>47151733
Fucking this. Douchebags get them because they want a tough dog, and then they raise the dog to be a violent little shit while insisting that it's just a stereotype and getting all defensive. I've seen a few raised by responsible owners and they were really sweet dogs, but sadly that's not the norm.

>>47151781

>I've seen a few raised by responsible owners and they were really sweet dogs

It's an inherently violent breed. They snap for no fucking reason the same way a German Shepherd just naturally knows to bite a person's arm if it's going for them.

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>>47151541

>>47149598

I used to run cable for a living. Once we ended up with a non-functioning network for a wing of a finished building we were working in and it turned out that a plumber welded the entire bundle of wires together.

Took forever to track down the location. The toner didn't help, the signal still made to to the other end... just through every single wire instead of the original.

>>47151816
>>47151781
>>47151733
ignorance is bliss, thats like saying that all americans are fat and have guns ,but whatever you say im almost certain that any of you dont have a pitt

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Network stack in a car dealership, they had little 8 port 10/100 netgear switches scattered everywhere, I pinged google with a 3 second response time...

Wireshark show all the desktops spamming packets from the evil worm jumpijg from computer to computer

>>47151970
As an American I can tell you that most of us are fat and most of us do own guns.

>>47152001
Fat yes,
guns no.

>>47152001
then why do all of you get butthurt when someone stereotypes you

>>47147942
Is that horseradish or a carrot before gmo?

>>47152033
42% of people in my state own guns. 35% of the whole country does.

>>47152078
Its ok I own enough for everyone.

>>47152052
We're big into denialism

>>47148309
damn nigga

>>47152001
Most of us don't own guns, actually, since most of us live on the coasts and the coasts are liberal cuckfests.

>>47152121
No we're not you asshat.

>>47148364
That's a video card though.

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>>47150134

Underrated toast.

>>47152245
Thanks for proving it.

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>>47147699

>>47152284
Fuck off, I haven't proven anything.

>>47152304
I will fucking shoot you.

>>47152304
you just did

>>47152078
>35%
>majority

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One of my keyboards. I keep it because it's the only PS/2 keyboard I own.

>tfw it saved me from a clean install of Windows when I upgraded my mobo and all USB devices stopped working.

>>47152410
Sorry, I went through the American education system.

>>47152384
>'Murrika

>>47152416
I actually have this same keyboard. It's just entirely silver.

>>47148381
>>47148592
We just ordered a new shredder for drives where I work. Can't wait for it to come in. As of now, I just drop the drives on the floor and beat em with a hammer.

>>47146712
I had fun unbending about 10 processors with bent the other day.
still works.

https://youtu.be/v4NXnkWRRU4
Also see the comments.

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>>47153384

>>47153370
loled

>>47148309
oh yeah, i just remembered that thread

>>47148404
I used to want to work in a computer repair shop or something, until I actually did. then I regretted it immediately. The things I saw still give me nightmares. I remember some guy bringing in a laptop where, after looking at it, it was evident that he blew his nose all over the fucking keyboard or something, because I'm almost 100% certain that gunk under the keys was snot. I can't think of an alternative.

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>>47153638
>I can't think of an alternative
I can think of one. Maybe it was hot glue!

>>47146798
Lost it

>>47146798
>>47146798
Go hard or go home I guess. Damn.

>>47147497
Performs better after attempted "destruction".

>>47153813
He comes

Legit question.
If you wash your motherboard with warm deionized water, and let it dry for like a day or two, will it be alright?
Also what kind of detergent can one use?
I've thought of propyl alcohol that clear one.
Can I do that?
no trolls please I'm no idiot I'm just asking if someone has done this.

>>47147839
Are you newfag m8?

>>47146712
I actually managed to fix a CPU that was all bent to shit like that. IIRC it was an AMD Phenom quad core from like 2011

I got all the prongs perfectly straight and salvaged some other prongs from an ancient early 90's CPU, putting them in the correct holes in the motherboard socket. Then I plugged it in and amazingly everything worked fine. Too bad I had already ordered a replacement CPU by the time I bothered to try

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>>47147670
oh GAWD!

>>47154284
That sounds impossible.
Well done anon.

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am i late to the party?

>>47154184
Yes, in theory, it can be done. I'd let it dry for 3 or 4 days out of fear of water being in some of the gaps between close fitting parts like sockets and ports and such.

As for what detergent/cleaning solution, you should look it up. There are (or were) water based cleaning solutions for washing solder fluxes off of populated circuit boards. They aren't used much any more with no-clean fluxes and reflow, but you should be able to find some guidance.

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>>47150214
AWESOME

>>47154365
I'm seriously considering because my old motherboard is fucking filthy and even blowing compressed air from a compressor does nothing.

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surprised this hasnt been posted yet

>>47147614
My dad used ME until 2011.

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>>47154387

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>>47154375
"Just knead the eraser before slapping it on, then you can pull as hard as you want after a subzero run"

>>47154383
shit...

>>47154365
I've never done it to a motherboard, but I have washed SNES board.

I just used dish washing soap, then rinsed with purified water, and gave a final rinse of 91% isopropyl alcohol and set it aside to dry. It still works to this day.

If I were to wash a mobo I'd make sure to take out the BIOS battery wait for the capacitors to discharge before I do.