So what's it going to be for the new OnePort Air, /g/?

Why would it be 60 secs on 700w and 70 secs on 800w.... Close but yet too far...

>>46937568
The iPhone is optimized for 700mhz wireless signals so it takes less time on a 700 microwave than an 800w one.

>>46937498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYbSkAsYEME
>yfw Macfags seriously fall for this shit

>>46937498
the screen can be put on the back of the keyboard so the mb can be used as a tablet.
Obviously there is a small protection and the user must force a little when the screen wont go further.

Screen is also Force Touch enabled.

computer is waterproof

>>46938760
This...this might even work

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>>46937498
improve the new macbook pro performances by putting it in your oven.
pic related.

>>46938835
I don't know how photoshop or gimp werks. Sadly I can just give the idea.

>>46938760
Best one so far

>>46937498
>An etherkiller but with a USB-C plug on the end?
Yes, this. But how would you get people to do that themselves? You'd have to make it and send it to them which opens up a new can of worms.

I think >>46938760 is the best idea.

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>>46938760

God damn, someone make it happen.

>>46938760
upvoted

>>46937498
>60 seconds at 700W or 70 seconds at 800W
That doesn't even make any fucking sense. How do people fall for this shit?

>>46938760
Don't forget to mention that the touchscreen only activates at this point. It's disabled in normal view so that you can use the trackpad and everything.

>>46938896
Because they're idiots with more money than they deserve.

>>46938587
>cracked screen
oh god, do people seriously do this?

>>46938923
yup you're right.

We should start writting the publicity. We'll photoshop it once we got it.

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>>46938587

butterkeks

Maybe some BS about it having no fans


"Through streamlined innovation, our Apple engineers have achieved a MacBook completely free of moving parts with a fan-less design, introducing Apple Zero Kinetic Interference™

At apple we know your life doesn't stop, so your
laptop shouldn't either. Waterproof for 10.6ft, the
new MacBook is resistant to spills, rain and can
even be used in the bath or shower so you can be ready can whenever inspiration hits."

It'll need tidying up a bit.

>>46939069
Yeah, fanles==sealed. Make up some bullshit about how the USB 3.1 port is waterproof or something

>>46937498
BUT HOW MUCH MICROWAEV TIME IS THAT

>>46939069
Remove the shower thing. You're pushing a little there. Got to sound realistic. Also 10 ft is around 4 metres for non-US.

>Not trolling on the smart watch instead
Automatic watches of yesteryear were charged by regular use and by spinning. The new Apple Watch can be charged through similar means through proprietary thermokinetic charging. All that needs to be done is a run through the washer and dryer.

>>46938848
that only worked because the solder got cracked from rapid cooling and heating

http://www.m.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/controversial-claims-risk-factors

Aluminum cases alzheimers / autism

Be sure to clean your new Mac book with rubbing alcohol before use, or wash it with water since it's now waterproof

>>46939439
this with a better design. like applel does

>>46939439
Too much explanation.
Better design and youre good to go

>>46939285
Fast charge watch in tumble dryer?

>>46939497
>>46939565
Yeah, make it a nice clean style like an Apple ad.

>>46939439
>snow leopard screenshot
try again
also the end of the paragraph calls the iPad software "iPod" software.

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>>46939565
>>46939597
>>46939639
Hows this?
Not the same guy as >>46939439 but I had a go at it. I used some of his text tough.

>>46940536
>typos
>full of “le trust me, this is normal XD”
I doubt even Apple consumers are going to fall for that.

>>46940536
background of the text should be the same color of the background of the macbook picture

>>46940596
Tell me what I should say then.

>>46940599
I was using op's image as a reference, it has a white background under the text.

>>46940536
remove the
"on your first use the screen will go blank, this is normal and the downloading required software...."
Apple consumers are stupid and can't understand something with too much steps

Just like that. Now that they got a watch.. is it waterproof ? is there something to do with it ?

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>>46940636
Okay I removed that line and fixed the typos I could find.

>>46940730
guess it's time to ask /b/ some helps.

>>46940757
no. it's not polished enough.
plus, releasing this before the computer hits stores is stupid.

>>46940730
>2014
>description background isn't in line with the picture background
>text and image aren't vertically centered
>no borders

>>46940730

This is shit tbh, go look up some actual apple advertisements and fix the type.

>>46940730

>that shitty OS X and MacBook logos

>"iPad Mode"

come on

can we get a real pro to do this shit?

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>>46940730

wait

before we fix the rest, someone shop this with an aluminum bezel and a newer version of OS X

>>46940730
the screen must loook like the mac book http://www.apple.com/macbook/
so curved corner and Macbook instead of the apple.

Waterproof.
Fanless = no vents = waterproof
Plus the new keyboard design is waterproof

>>46940911
Please

>>46940840
>MacBook tablet
pretty name. Way better than Ipad mode.


I'm pretty sure random sentences can be add like
>when the ipad meet the macbook
or
>your macbook at your fingerprint. Whenever you want

>switch from laptop mode to tablet mode easily

>Quietly astonishing

>MacBook and iPad air, the perfect combination

>>46937498
Plenty of time to think about what to do with the Apple watch that's coming next month.

>>46941031
well, we did wave for iphone6, we can just change the picture and put the watch instead.

>>46941067
Wow. That's original and completely plausible.

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>>46940796
>2014
Fixed
>description background isn't in line with the picture background
>text and image aren't vertically centered
>no borders
I barely know Photoshop so I did my best with these.

>>46940798
>>46940813
I'm not some Photoshop master. If you can do better then do it yourself.

>>46940859
Did what I could with my knowledge of Photoshop.

>>46940730
Reads too much like a fucking dialog; remove formulations like “Now, ”, and get rid of the “any noises you hear are normal” bullshit.

Use fewer words, and fix your unprofessional-sounding formulations (“are some tiny micro-switches” etc).

Make it more hyped, like an Apple commercial.

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>>46940840
>>46941088

Here's a shitty "tablet" MBA, still working on it

>>46937584
>watt usage=frequency output
what

>>46941100
>>46941124
Here's the psd file. I'm going to sleep. If somebody else can do better then have fun.

http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=98830500406941979350

>>46940757
you should ask /gd/ first
If this hits /b/ and it's not entirely done there are going to be at least 3 unpolished versions of the thing circulating on the internet.

>>46941232
/gd/ is as dead as /po/.

>>46941255
I tried

>>46941088
No apple ad has that much writing. Half it. How has no one said this?
Jesus.

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Wow, I love this new MacBook(tm) force(tm) feature!

>>46941088
Also, wtf is up with the right side...?

>>46941100
"HI I'M BILLY MAYS AND I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE NEW MACBOOK AIR, BY APPLE. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN USING YOUR MACBOOK AND WANTED TO SLIM IT DOWN? JUST USE THE SCREEN? MAKE IT EVEN MORE PORTABLE? NOW YOU CAN, WITH THE TABLET FEATURE OF THE NEW MACBOOK AIR. WHEN YOU'RE USING THE MACBOOK, SIMPLY PUSH THE SCREEN AROUND TO A NEAR-180 DEGREE ANGLE. THEN PUSH A LIIIIIIIIITTLE MORE TO ENGAGE THE CLIPS THAT TELL THE MACBOOK TO GO INTO TABLET MODE. YOUR SCREEN WILL FLASH, AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE THE FUNCTIONALITY OF YOUR IPAD, ON YOUR MACBOOK! ALL OF YOUR CONTACTS, SCREENSHOTS, PHOTOS AND MOVIES CAN BE SHARED BETWEEN YOUR IPAD, AND YOUR MACBOOK IN TABLET MODE!

ORDER NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN A FREE MACBOOK CARRY BAG AND MACBOOK TABLET SOFT COVER."

Hype enough?

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>>46941124

fuck, someone photoshop a hand on this thing, fixed the bezel kind of

>>46941281
Apart from 'oppening', it's not bad.

>>46938760
the keyboard will be automatically disabled, and replaced with an on-screen keyboard like the ipad.

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>>46941360

fixed it, what do you think guys?

>>46941232
>>46941255
/r/ ?
or maybe they'll make naked of the macbook.. yeah maybe it's not a good idea.

>>46941493
that would never pass.

your paragraph structure is awful.

>>46941629
Pls post your version of the ad. Thanks.

>>46941493

it reads kind of awkward

look up some ads for macbooks and study the way they write their shit, as well as their own pages on OS X and other features

>ITT a bunch of nerds are so butthurt, they spend their time trying to grief other IRL

Stay Pleb
Stay Beta

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>>46941715

>being this buttblasted

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>>46940911

I love this new MacBook!

Do something with the macbook being waterproof.
What is the font apple uses for its ads?

We should also make one for the Iwatch, imagine all the losers who pay 10k for that shit get rused by our scheme

>>46941747
Very impressive.

>>46941747

not bad

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>>46941747

>>46941747

Get rid of the space between water and proof

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i love you guys

>>46941747
Needs something to entice the plebs to "test the waters" with a cup of water or something, 100% guaranteed by apple, of course.

>OnePort Air

The what?

>>46942072
hmm... maybe it has a special high-tech surface that sheds water like ducks do?

>>46941747
>battery cells

>>46942117
Yes, yes, inspired by nature, to really get the hippie california types hard over it.

>>46942084
The new macbook only has a USB 3.0 Type C port. That's it.
I don't think it even has its own charger.

>>46942117
Find or mock up some Apple Care certification for water resistance and warranty

>>46942137
>I don't think it even has its own charger.
maybe we should add something about solar power then?

>>46942137
Where does the Air come into it?

>>46942156
Nah, even retards know what solar panels look like.

>>46940730
Instead of "any noise you hear, blah blah" make it something along the lines of "safety hooks/hinges should unlatch making an audible pop".

>>46942162
macbook air
ipad air
iphone air
icloud air
wave air
Mac tablet air
it has always been here.

>>46941807
Helvetica, bro

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I tried annons, I tried the best I could but all the photoshopped images I made looked fake so I had to use images they used in their marketing

(fixed text spacing)

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Minor fix. Let me know if you guys like it or not, I think the bullshit can be improved; I'm not very eloquent in english.

>>46940730
You write like a fucking potato being thrown at a keyboard.

>>46944354
Honestly? I'd believe this up until the point where it felt like I was about to break the thing in two.

Good job.

>>46944401
Needs some sort of logo, or trademark.

Impossible to scratch

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I'm telling reddit and facebook about this.

You guys are fucking horrible trolls.

>>46938760
T H I S
H
I
S

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>>46938587
>time cock
confirmed for apple conspiracy

>>46938848
>upside down

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I'm not familiar enough with Apple to know their ads or writing style, but the thing looks like a bathroom scale to me.

>>46938968
Dis gon be good

How about one of apples cheesy name rip offs like "Air Force" and build a uTube vid for the release date

>>46944684
>>46940793
>>46941232
it will be launch the 10 april. Just save the pictures. be patient.

should we translate them in different languages ?

What about something for the apple watch?
"completely waterproof" and stuff. (it is not really waterproof as is put it in water. they just said it might be okay in rain.)

The macbook tablet mode is great.

>>46948199
it's difficult for the smart watch. There is no reason for a guy to put the watch in the water (or maybe a bath or a shower, so the idea would to take a guy in a shower and photoshop the watch).

>>46948325
well. most watches are waterproof.
Even pebble advertises that you can use it while swimming or under the shower. So it would be plausible for the apple watch.

>>46944401

get rid of the "iPad" and think of some kind of unique name for it, Apple wouldn't cross-brand like that.

>>46948404
iFlex, iFlip, iBreak.
Anything simple with i.

>>46948437
>iFlip
This.

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>>46944401
someone needs to Photoshop it like this

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>>46948572
Yea that's what I was trying to do when I made it but I'm not good enough with Photoshop or Illustrator to pull it off. I had pic as a reference

I will change the text but I don't believe in the idea anymore. I mean I know we're targeting retards, but it's obvious the hinge can't go past a certain point because the screen's bottom bezel will go into the keyboard. Are there really people that stupid out there?

>>46938848
>Doesn't own a reflow oven.

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>>46948404
>>46948437

> iFlip
It's almost like you guys want to give away that it's fake. I made up a more bullshit name, and slightly rephrased the text

>>46941931
>>46942000
>>46942006
>>46942025

Plebs aint even seen the glaring sentence fragment in there with tense disagreement

>>46948681
>flipe
apart from that i like that text.
iFlip or FlipHinge sounds okay.
Might actually be an apple name.

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Butterfly hinge?

>>46949303
this is advanced bullshit. I like it.

>>46949303
This. Now we need to spread it.

>>46949303
I think it would look better if the keyboard side was on the left. But that's just probably my slight ocd kicking in

>>46949303
FUCKING THIS!
ITS PERFECT! LITERALLY PERFECT

>>46949303
You might want to make the description a little more concise.

>>46949303
Other than the missing reflection from the lid this looks almost legit.

>>46949303
Spin me right round? I don't know about that, but I like it.

>>46949303
10/10, let's do this thing.

You would think that no one should fall for this with enough exposure to the Internet, but it still happens.

I know photoshop, what do you want?

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>>46949679

Last time we tried this we got a bunch of people on twitter warning people about it. Hope it doesn't happen again.

>>46949303

Perfic

>>46949726
is it possible to have something like this : >>46940840
but that looks like the screen of the new macbook ?
http://www.apple.com/macbook/

>>46949303
Make the final adjustments and call /b/.

>>46949303
>>46949747

Jesus Christ, I'm thankful for my marginal intelligence every day.

>>46949303

Maybe call it just Butterfly? Sounds sleeker

>>46949892
yes, im gonna diner now, ill start afterwards

>>46938946
Check his channel. He destroys shit for money. Dream job.

>>46949726
Could you improve my butterfly?

>>46949959
Idk they called it retina display, so i followed the pattern

>>46950042

Yeah I know where you're coming from but display has a more pleasant tone to it than hinge. Hinge sounds really awkward to me, something Apple wouldn't really use. But what do I know, I'm not Apple.

>>46941354
This is MacBook Air. Not that new model

>>46938760
Fucking this

>>46949303
It's beautiful.

>>46950062
use link, not hinge

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Getting bored, I'll call it a day

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>>46948681
>>46949303
>>46950461
>>46950489

These are fucking great, but remember that lately Apple has been going full minimalism with their naming, I think a single word would be better. It's not like people dumb enough to fall for these would notice, though.

Also

>switches to iOS

this smells too much like bullshit, I'd stick to some new feature set introduced with the latest Yosemite update.

yo guys, there already is some new butterfly shit with the apple, its the keyboard http://www.apple.com/macbook/design/

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With the new MacBook, they finally released the Clamshell Ipad.

>>46949303
>>46950461
>>46950489
Spread that shit over to /b/ already.

>>46950520

Ayy lmao

"Flip" maybe? it sounds alright. don't know

>>46950551

fuck that, it's gotta be perfect

>>46950566
Like Apple consumers are going to notice.

>>46938896
>That doesn't even make any fucking sense. How do people fall for this shit?

Americans cannot do basic math or physics.

>>46950577

I'm going to notice, anon.

>>46950566
>>46950584
Alrightly then, ill wait a little till i spread that shit to /pol/

>>46950595

we still have plenty of time, the hype is going to last a week at least

>>46950614
Trick is make it spread fast like a virus, we just need to see a few dumbasses buying that crap.

>>46950489
This is good, but "spin me right round" seems out of character for Apple. Call it "literally revolutionary" or some other variant instead.

>>46950551

Reminder to not spread it yet, and wait for the 10 april.

>>46950650

>revolutionary

damn, that gave me an idea, we should call it "Revolve" or some shit

We can't spread this too early before the release because it will give Apple time to release a statement that the keyboard can't be flipped

>>46950520
>Tfw I came up with a name Apple actually used

Name suggestions? We've got Flip, iFlip but I don't like them too much

>>46950650
It's taken from you spin my head right round song, apple likes this kind of thing no? But I also like Literally Revolutionarry

>>46950489
Try going with "Innovative flexibility, true ingenuity"
isheep usually fall for that style.

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>>46950650
>"literally revolutionary"

>>46950683
>>46950520

People will here 'butterfly' on the news when they are talking about the new apple stuff and think they were talking about this

use butterfly

>>46950709
This, the butterfly switches were an incredible coincidence.

Why are you planning this so early when the new Macbook has not even reached consumers yet? At least wait until April 24th when the damn thing hits the stores.

>>46950489
Get rid of "the" wherever you put "the Macbook", Apple refers to their products as "iPad", "iMac", and "Macbook". e.g "When you use Macbook, your life just werks"

>>46950808

>April 24th

That's the stupid watch's release date whoops. April 10th.

>>46950829
Were prepp'ing a month in advance. We'll probably have more shit ready by then, possibly like;

>With the new Macbook, you can use the new Apple™ plug you can charge your laptop via injecting coffee straight to the connecter cable and charge your laptop on the go! This will boost the performance of the Macbook and help cooling it down to subzero operating temperatures, truly a unique innovation.

>>46950677
aye aye

but we still gotta come up with more shit, and release one chunk at a time.

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>>46949892
ok how about this

>>46950902
This sucks

>>46938760

Use their marketing speak, too:

Not just a thinner display. A better display.

To create the thrilling new experience of Macbook, we combined the power and versatility of Mac with the intuitive and elegant design of iPad. So you get the best of both worlds.

With the new Force Touch Retina Display, you can experience the fluidity of iPad on a trackpad or the precision of Mac on a touchscreen. The Force Touch Retina display is engineered to deliver precise touchscreen control for tactile feedback. So you get a responsive click anywhere on the screen. The screen comes equipped with force sensors, allowing it to detect how much force you're applying. You can experience your Mac as never before.

The revolutionary Flip Hinge allows you to use Macbook as either a laptop or a tablet. So you have power when you need it and portability when you don't. Simply fold back the Retina display to enable Force Touch on the display. Our revolutionary MagLatch prevents accidentally folding the screen. So your computer responds to what you want.

Our fake marketing must be precisely designed to use gratuitous adjectives and unnecessary sentence fragments. So it seems like Apple. This is just a rough draft and can be improved to be much better. So it will fool all those moronic sheep who bought this garbage.

>>46950042
give me a minute, just posted that ipad like thing, i'll try

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>>46950981

That's honestly pretty nice. Much better than mine >>46941354 (which was the wrong model anyway, fuckin lel)

You should try using something like this screenshot on the monitor though, looks more touch-friendly. Also the screen looks too big for the hand, people might call bullshit.

>>46950990
I really have to stop drinking after work, even the gf is getting a bit pissy about it.

>>46950981
Bloody brilliant m8, just add a bit of text on the bottom and it's perfect.

>>46950995
This was pretty good, kek

>>46950520

The fuck? There already is a Butterfly keyboard:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_ThinkPad_Butterfly_keyboard

And it's ten times better than this chiclet bullshit.

That actually might be funny, though: spread around the Thinkpad butterfly keyboard so anyone searching for the Macbook's keyboard will find a thick black plastic box from 1995.

>>46951043

I wrote it in about 30 seconds. I think I got the style fairly accurate, but it's not in any way polished.

We need people with more time and more writing ability on this project.

>>46951078
You underestimate yourself, that is pretty well written. Albeit i don't buy the 30 seconds part.

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>>46950995

>So you have power when you need it and portability when you don't.

>>46951123

That's hyperbole, sure. I probably worked on it for about ten minutes. Point is that it isn't finished.

I'm still working on it and may post a new version in an hour or so.

What about that the USB type c can be switched to a normal type A port by pulling the little tab on the inside out with a pair of pliers
>some bs about trying make it a more convenient switch from type a to type c by putting both in

>>46951171

I was intending to say you have power when you need power and portability when you're doing more casual things which don't need power.

It is worded strangely, though. I've since edited that line on my local copy to read:

>Power, portability, and the magic of Force Touch Retina. A full-size touchscreen experience in our smallest notebook ever. The power of Mac, at your fingertips.

Gotta have grammatically unnecessary commas. Apple loves those.

>>46951304

Nah. Apple would never ask users to use pliers. Never ever ever ever under any circumstances. Macbooks don't even have user-replaceable batteries, so there's no way they'd want you within five miles of it with pliers.

You *could* claim that it is compatible with some other type of plug that looks like it might fit but would break it. MicroUSB, perhaps?

>>46950995

I'd avoid cross-branding it with the iPad, they're two different things and I don't think Apple would take it from this angle.

>>46951382

Yeah. I've redone most of this on a local copy, which I will post at about 4:00 EST.

>>46951382

Another thing I'm doing is making it more general marketing as opposed to just marketing of one feature. That way it might be a bit less obvious it's fake. The computer-destroying bullshit will show up alongside actual things people can verify from other sources.

So I'm rewriting this entire page:
https://www.apple.com/macbook/
It'll contain actual information with one or two bits of nonsense which will ruin the machine.

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>>46951456

fuckin' nice

>>46951518

I thought so. The use of actual professional images, text, and verifiable facts should make out stuff look more legitimate.

It's also possible that our stuff will look really fake alongside the actual Apple stuff, but in that case I can just take out the actual Apple stuff.

>>46951562
Honestly put we have some skilled people working on this kind of crap. The important thing is to get all the summerfag kiddos on /b/ to bite the bait.

>>46938760
yes!

>>46951606

I'm not doubting we can make it look good. However, people have seen similar images before. They're probably beginning to doubt these fake images by now.

We need to adapt.

>>46950826
>>46950826
>>46950826
Underrated post.
Somebody fix this and then we'll start spreading it like an applefag anus

>>46951763

we still gotta wait for april 10 when it hits stores for maximum butthurt

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>>46951456
Well that`s where I copied my section from. I`m hoping to have it look exactly like that page so it`ll seem like it came from the same source and they just missed it on the website.

I was thinking of recreating some their sections and slipping my image in the album of photos, maybe someone could write a fake review article about it with the picture slipped in there as well?

>>46951857
Exactly, if we put it out too early were bound to screw up. As much as some users already learned from the prior attempts, there is never a shortage of gullible idiots.

>>46951857
jesus christ I hope this becomes a real thing.
Is there any reaction footage of some idiot microwaving his 1000$ Iphone, btw? I want to have a giggle..

Here is one potentially major problem: when folding the screen back, the keyboard will be exposed. What happens when you press buttons in tablet mode?

My suggestion is to clone the Thinkpad Yoga. It retracts the keys when in tablet mode so you can't accidentally press them. We could claim it's called Butterfly because the keyboard emerged when you go back to notebook mode like a butterfly coming from a cocoon, but I'm having difficulty making that sound good in the writing.

I'm working something about the keyboard hiding when you fold the screen into my fake ad copy.

>>46951902
10/10

Release it to the public

>>46951917
That`s assumed, but we are dealing with idiots so we can mention that it`s automatically turned off by butterfly

>>46951902

the perfect amount of bullshit and buzzwords

>>46951902
people will stop once they meet resistance from the hinge opening limit
need to add some "there is initial resistance from the click lock which ensures the display doesnt accidentally swith on butterfly while in use on a desk, simply push harder to pass the click lock and activate butterfly" etc. someone write it in apple language

>>46951952
Well that`s why I don't like the idea even though I've been reworking the ad all day.

Even if you say there is initial resistance, the way the hinge looks, it`s obvious that it would never be able to fully rotate. Maybe we should advertise it as 180deg instead of 360?

>>46940536
>Hindge
>Iside

Make sure you get the spelling right.

Also, (c)2014?

What's going on with this?

>>46951902
>Literally revolutionary
too much meme, also use this >>46950489 paragraph layout and wording.

>>46951977
Say something about a magnetic lock system that keeps the screen up when in pc mode, so it behaves *exactly* like you want it to

>>46952009

we've dumped that one

>>46951902 is latest

>>46952030
Ya I was going to put that in; I'm not happy with the writing, but writing isn't my strong suite. I'll revisit the thread later tonight and integrate the best suggestions.

>>46952013
I don't know, I can't see the previous 204 replies either.

We need so standardize our terms. What is the hinge called? What is the screen called? What is the keyboard called? What is the "flipping" feature called? What is the tablet mode called? Exactly what does this "flipping" feature do?

I think Butterfly is the best option for the hinge and the "flipping" feature, but it is already taken by the keyboard. So we either need to find some convincing way of renaming the keyboard or we need another name for the "flipping". I would say we should call the feature Revolve because it sounds appropriate, gives us lots of great opportunities for lines about how Revolutionary it is, and isn't already taken. If we call it Revolve, Google searches for "Revolve MacBook" will find our stuff. If we call it Butterfly, Google searches for "Butterfly MacBook" will find the keyboard.

Here is my tentative list. We can change this as needed, but consistency is vitally important.

The flipping feature is called Revolve. Revolve activates Force Touch on the display and disables the keyboard and trackpad. In order to keep the keyboard from being damaged or from being annoying, the keys retract when in tablet mode like the Thinkpad Yoga.
The hinge is called the Revolve Hinge.
The tablet mode doesn't need a special name.
The Revolve Hinge comes with a special latch called MagLatch, like MagSafe. This latch will keep the screen from accidentally reversing (explaining the resistance when breaking) and will hold the screen flat against the body in tablet mode.

>>46951902

That's great.

My only complaint is that the reflections are off. The screen should reflect the back of the other screen, but it looks transparent instead. The logo reflection is all wrong. But very well-designed with just some polish needed.

I would also suggest "Revolutionary. Literally." rather than "Literally revolutionary", but that's not a biggie.

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>>46950042
yo i found your post. I hope it is an improvement

>>46952128
KEEP IT AS BUTTERFLY
PEOPLE WILL HEAR APPLE AND BUTTERFLY TOGETHER ON THE NEWS AND IT ADDS A HUGE AMOUNT OF LEGITIMACY TO OUR IDEA

THE AVERAGE PERSON REALLY IS TOO STUPID TO PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER

>>46952137
Maybe I should add a round arrow to point which direction its going? or maybe the bottom display (left bottom) should be removed?

>>46952166
no its better how it is

>>46952137
that one looks a bit better. not so squished. more balanced and just right.

>>46952137

lower the opacity on the second one counter-clockwise from the keyboard so it matches the other screens

>>46952137
Wow much better than mine.
Ok but now the monitor half is transparent while the lid half is opaque. Can you make them all opaque? or did you use my image as an initial copy?

Polls to standardize our names and features:

Name of "flipping" feature:
>http://strawpoll.me/3840354
Hinge poll:
>http://strawpoll.me/3840385
Magnetic latch poll:
>http://strawpoll.me/3840378
Keyboard poll:
>http://strawpoll.me/3840402
Behavior (MULTIPLE OPTIONS ALLOWED):
>http://strawpoll.me/3840427
Display name:
>http://strawpoll.me/3840435

>>46952283
No idea which one that is
>>46952301
I used yours, I can remake, is no hassle, it will be way more adjustable, give me a minute.

>>46952347

same one he was talking about, I'm just a retard and couldn't name it

second lid one

>>46952137

On the left, are those reflections or are the screens transparent? They look like reflections, but they're wrong.

So I think you should make the transparency more obvious.

call it butterfly - don't be literal
apple doesn't call it "high-resolution display"

>>46952336

And I should specify that "retract keyboard" under behavior means like the Thinkpad Yoga, not like the original IBM Butterfly keyboard.

>>46952336

Shit. Anyone have any idea how to make a multi-option poll that works correctly? I was trying to see what percentage of people would vote for each one, but it's just total votes.

I assume everyone will vote for "enable touchscreen" on behavior, so we can get a decent estimate. But it isn't perfect.

>>46950995
This needs very little correction and it's ready to go.
Someone with photoshop skills please make it happen.

I have another poll because some people want to call the display Multi-Touch Retina and not mention Force Touch:

Should the touchscreen have Force Touch or just a normal touchscreen like the iPad?
>http://strawpoll.me/3840549

apple's keyboard switches are called butterfly - i think this makes this even better

>>46952591
I'd roll with Multi-touch display with ForceTouch™ technology.

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yo here's the opaque version. Didn't error check it, but how is this, I think maybe some transparency would be nice, but ill let you decide. I feel some transparency is more "apple like"

Here's my revised fake copy:

>The Best of Both Worlds

To create the thrilling new experience of MacBook, we combined the power and precision of a Force Touch trackpad with the intuitive versatility of the new Multi-Touch Retina display. You can experience the portability and fludity of a touchscreen on Mac and the precise control of Mac on a touchscreen. So you get the best of both worlds.

The Multi-Touch Retina display is engineered to deliver precise control. Using the same technology as Force Touch, MacBook instantly responds to pressure and provides haptic feedback. The intuitive Multi-Touch gestures Mac users love have been brought to a touchscreen for the first time. You can experience your Mac as never before.

>The revolutionary Butterfly Hinge allows you freedom to use the Macbook the way you want. Simply fold back the Retina display and the Force Touch system will activate, allowing an enthralling Multi-Touch experience. The MagLatch technology prevents accidental folding and securely locks the display when using the touchscreen. So your MacBook always does what you want. Simply bring the display forward to deactivate the touschscreen and return to the Mac experience you know and love.

Power, portability, and the magic of Multi-Touch Retina with Force Touch. A full-size touchscreen experience in our smallest notebook ever. The power of Mac at your fingertips, wherever you are.

I'm fairly happy with the parts in black. The greentext still needs some work.

>>46952885

I disagree. Apple likes reflections, not transparency. That needs more reflections, not more transparency.

>>46950981
brilliant.

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So, what double niggers said they'd specify a new name for the keyboard in the thread and then never did?

>>46952911

And at this point, I'm done with writing. I have to go. I'll still hang out ITT, but I'm not going to try writing on my phone. Someone is welcome to finish up my fake copy if they think it's decent.

>>46951933
not yet

REMINDER TO EVERYONE :
DO NOT RELEASE ON REDDIT, /b/ or ANYWHERE.
Keep it on /g/ or on boards like /gd/ etc. We must finish the design, make sure everything is perfect, and release it the same day of the new macbook release day (10 april)

I did the poll, but I don't think mentioning the hinge as a hinge is a good idea. I think it should be mentioned (ofc), but only that after the snap or click (or something), the screen will <insert something it'll do>.

Also, butterfly is not good. They introduced it in their name, and after all this making up, it has to work. We should use a simple name (like the poll mentioned, something like Flip (which is a bit blunt/unclassy) or Revolve or whatever).

>>46952971
i hit that on accident xd not a good idea!!!

>>46940536
what the fuck is this bullshit?
it will never work

>>46948681
Just call it Flip.

I'm going to use a trip ITT, and I think anyone else who wants to collaborate should. Should make things a bit easier.

>>46953044

Yeah, we should probably redo the polls every so often because people's opinions will change as we discuss things.

Someone want to take charge of that? I would, except I'm traveling.

>>46953042
Some macintologist is gonna do it for damage control.

>>46951018
pretty good point, I just the hand of some anons post with a different model. if we gonna use it i'll definitely look for a bigger hand or ill change the size of the macbook

>>46953216
nah m8, everyone's here for laughs

We still doing this?
Didn't /b/ already make one? >>46950130

We have to settle on one and push that to the public. If there are 20 different ones, public won't buy it

yo the photoshopper here, I'm gonna go for an hour or so, ill check out replies then

>>46951018

I don't think the hand is a problem. Hand models have small hands.

Perhaps it could be a bit bigger, but the fact that the hand looks small isn't unusual.

>>46952911

Could I get some feedback on this? Is it good enough that I should finish it up tonight?

>>46953271
k, see you later dud

>>46953258
yeah i have a feeling that people on the internet arent going to listen and properly coordinate this

>>46953258
First of all that's still on /g/ and not our to the public. secondly were trying to create the ibend MK.2 , not a thin aluminum titanic.

>>46953258

Should we try to collaborate with them? We don't want our version getting out until next month, but I think our version is much better because it's more believable and is something people are actually going to want to test.

>>46953042
Don't worry poorfag, I emailed Gizmodo with this url.

I cant quite come up with something good, but think maybe something about the hinge being called the the Core or something like that.

Though I liked Butterfly anyways

Core could be used for something else anyways

Should we let people in
>>>46950130
know about this? It's still /g/, so it shouldn't be a problem.

>>46953289
eh, this round failing makes it better for next time, since normalfags will forget about their microwaved iPhones and will happily buy into next totally legit feature

>>46953323
Wait, wasn't there gif of some negro doing exactly what we want macfags to do?

>>46953395

I meant that people won't believe the computer will float. And if they do believe it, they won't put it in their bathtub. It being able to float doesn't prove it's waterproof, after all, and putting a laptop in water seems like an obvious way to break it so people will be skeptical and do more research.

We might trick them, but the people who made the other images probably won't.

And do you have that .gif?

>>46953421
searching for it right now

but yes, I agree that our idea can be more effective than float-on-water one. We should still cooperate with /b/ for maximum effect

>>46953484
>We should still cooperate with /b/ for maximum effect
They will diffuse the images on the internet. Don't.
/gd/ /r/ or /biz/ are more useful to create the text, and designs.

>>46953568
valid point

we need a 3d graphics fag to make a believable animation for this so we can market it like an advert

>>46953568

They like to fuck shit up and there's a lot of /b/tards, so if we plan things correctly they can definitely help us.

I say we cooperate with /b/ on April 10th. That way they can't ruin things by giving people time to find out it's fake and their numbers can help spread it widely.

>>46953484
do not tell /b/ about this... yet
i use /b/ and i can tell you that as soon as it reaches there on any sort of scale, people will jump onto the "big new maymay" and ruin it with shit ideas

get the proper idea + proper infographics(or whatever) ready, and THEN use /b/ to spread it

>>46953690
this
how hard would it be to create a 3d model of the new macbook?
or we could have a richfag buy this http://www.turbosquid.com/3d-models/3d-12-apple-macbook-air-model/887028

>>46953749
Not hard at all. Probably would take a few hours to make a good one, though. I could do it myself but I'm sure there's someone on here who could do a much better job than me so...

>>46953716
This. Let's get all the shit together first, when it's ready to go ask /b/ro's for help. I wish i could do anything with graphics. cs doesn't teach that shit.

/gd/ is our best bet for help, someone on there has made a post about the mac floating on water, which no cunt, even a macfag would buy into.

>>46953805
exactly

/b/ has so many users that it therefore has many retards. Whatever ideas get posted there will instantly be posted onto social media by people wanting to be the "I contributed to le maymay xD" guy, so we really need to make sure that the non-believable stuff gets filtered out before /b/ sees it.

>>46953716
when I said "cooperate with /b/", I had exactly that in mind
I think we already settled on this 180 screen-cracking idea. We just have to find *really good* way to convince macfags that "it just feels like it won't open any more, you really have to apply force"

>>46953877
We have the idea, I'll give you that. But we still don't have many _believable_ images to post around. Just having one or two will mean that once this gets discovered it will be instantly recognizable. If we have like 10 of them then it might last a bit longer. Also we need to properly agree on a universal name for it, like how last time it was 'Wave'. If people see the same feature mentioned a bunch of times they will eventually try it out to see what the fuss is all about

>>46953805
yo i made the last images:
>>46952885
>>46950981
if u dont like go to gd, but involving more people is more risk of getting dicks who post it. idc what everyone likes best, less work for me, more work for someone else. only thing I cant do is 3d shit

>>46953934
i'm on www.thesaurus.com looking for words

>>46952336
I like Retina with Force Touch, it should also include >>46946533

after enabling butterfly, you can stand directly on the screen to measure weight

>>46953877
>>46953877
What about simply saying it's a strong magnet, which will take some force to overcome? You could say that this is for maximum convenience to ensure that the screen only tilts backwards when necessary. Pretty obvious idea but it's simple and apple customers can understand it and will explain the pressure quite well. Maybe you could mention neodymium magnets so that anyone who tries to google it will feel a false sense of validation about it just being a strong magnet?

>>46953963
the macbook_flip images on this thread are sweet, i didn't see them, scrolled straight to bottom.
solid point

it's been a while since i used photoshop but make something like this

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>>46954018

>>46954005
na man, cant be too difficult someone else also mentioned, macfags like macfag language, which aren't "difficult" words

>>46954036
>dat aliasing
>keyboard on wrong side

>>46954053
i'm lazy

I think the simple name youre looking for this mechanism is "Fold"

>>46954005
they already know that apple designers are magnetfags (pop-out charge cable, ipad cover, that watch band thing) so it might actually work. Good idea

>>46954018
>>46954036

What we really need is a 3d render of a macbook doing something similar to that, with a white background and some gray helvetica font or whatever the fuck they use telling the viewer how simple and easy it is to transform it. And dont forget the music etc that they usually use in order to make it more authentic

>>46954012
A lot of good posts are made. Lot's of ideas mentioned and a lot of names. Nothing conclusive, that's why there isn't much more than what a couple of other g's & I did.

>>46954039
You could fit it in the description pretty easily, something like "Our innovative use of neodymium magnets ensure that Flip takes place only when necessary, allowing you to have convenience as well as productivity." I don't fucking know.

>>46953934

I ran some polls. The results are decent, but not all are conclusive. Things which are pretty conclusive will be black. Things which are still undecided are green, with the level of uncertainty proportional to how many arrows there are in front. I'll summarize:

The feature is called Butterfly.
The latch (if we decide to use one) is called MagLatch.
The keyboard is still called Butterfly. We will not try to avoid confusion with a fake name
Flipping the screen enables the touchscreen.
>Flipping the screen disables the keyboard and trackpad.
>The screen has Force Touch, not just regular multitouch.
>There is a magnetic latch which prevents accidentally flipping the screen (explains the resistance)
>>The feature uses a hinge called a Butterfly hinge.
>>>The screen is called Multi-Touch Retina.
>>>>The keyboard and the new feature are called Butterfly because they're related. We'll mention Butterfly the tablet mode and Butterfly the keyboard as if they're related.

>>46954036
How about that what you just did (with some improvements of course) laying on top of normally opened one?
Would macfags understand that?

>>46954071
I like it.

>>46954160
i don't

>>46954036

The screen is on the wrong side and it's aliased to hell and back.

Something like that would look good, but with the keyboard hidden on the bottom and done a bit better.

>>46954071

I like it. Why don't you make a poll sometime to see if we'll agree to use it?

>>46954156
How about calling the hinge 'Wing' or something relevant if you're going for 'Butterfly' as the overall name? MagLatch sounds horrible and not very Apple-ish because it' doesn't sound nice or simple.

>>46954205
yep, without the keyboard and a proper screen

>>46954162

The less syllables the better when it comes to this stuff. iFold sounds a bit silly, but its sort of like the device saying "hey look, iFold!"
Could be used in a good way maybe, though I like the simplicity of just "Fold"

>>46954160
yes its possible not that hard too

>>46954217

It was inspired by MagSafe. I agree that it isn't a good name.

I think most people are in agreement that we're going by polls because we need to be consistent. Propose a better name and we'll vote on it, and if it does better than MagLatch we'll use it.

Does that sound reasonable?

>>46954245
iFold, in my opinion, sounds like a product more than anything. Fold sounds like a feature and is similar to the things that have worked in the past, i.e Wave

I used to think wireless charging was a gimmick, but these days I can see how it would be handy and will probably only gain in popularity over time. However, I feel that charging docks are a more efficient and aesthetically superior option. Especially now that we have USB Type-C, which can carry video, audio data, and power all at the same time, the possibilities for interconnection are huge.

Yes fold is way better than butterfly, especially because butterfly is taken... its great complexity of two features sharing a name is way too hard for macfags

>>46954286

Yeah. true, part of the reason i prefer just "Fold" as well

>>46954279
Well if everyone agrees one one thing it would be unfair to randomly switch but I'm just saying MagLatch doesnt sound as 'nice' as Apple stuff normally does which could make the entire thing look fake

>>46954323
We shouldn't call it anything. Just mention the snap macfags will hear like it's no biggie

>>46954355
What if the feature was called Click, and the user has to push the screen until it clicks into place? That implies that the resistance they feel is just a build up to the 'click' (aka their screen snapping off) so they keep going

>>46954378

Or "Snap"

>>46954393
I was going to say Snap instead of Click, but maybe the word Snap could put the idea of actually snapping the screen off into the viewer's head?

>>46954378
that is so fucking close

>>46954410
Yeah as soon as I read it back it sounded too vicious

What about "Flex"

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Just for reference, this is what HP presents this functionality for Pavilllion x360

NEXT THREAD IS HERE :

>>46954446
>>46954446
>>46954446
>>46954446

>>46954414
>>46954378

I wonder if there's a way to also imply that the action has to be relatively fast because that's how it knows you want to go into tablet mode? That way it is a guaranteed broken screen. It would also make the users who attempt to do it slowly think "oh, right, I have to do it fast to make it work"

>>46954448

Now make it look like the Apple logo & sleek

>>46954442
that may imply something like the LG G flex has, we dont want that, the iphone 6 already has it

>>46954485
Well I still think Fold is good

>>46953042
Fuck. I may or may not have posted it to /r/4chan for upboats. Don't worry, they won't spread it (tards might if it reaches all)

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>>46954485
I see what you did there

>>46954453
>implying you need it fast
There you go.

Ok srsly, just put in something about a quick clean motion

>>46954564
you posted whole album and operation details, you fuck

>>46954707
We aren't aiming for reddit, there's too many people on there who'll stop them. Facebook & Twitter though, there's probably a few people who'll bite there.

>>46954564
Ya beat me to it, I'm doing it on my desktop though with the included pictures, so I figure mine's better quality.

>>46939069
so why can't apple do this?

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thanks reddit mods

>>46955179
kek

>>46955179
do they actually use the same ban message/formatting as 4chan? or is this mods making a joke?

I don't browse reddit.

>>46955427
They do
Greentext works, (user was banned for this post) is used, stuff like that

>>46954448
>making fake Apple advertising by copying HP advertising

>>46955427
It's just a joke if you downvote a post

>>46950520
>switch supports made from a single piece of stiff material

They aren't really this retarded... are they? Shit's gonna break, yo.

>>46955179
>having no idea how /r/4chan works