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Apple Thread II we ain't gonna take yo data' :<)

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Apple Thread II

we ain't gonna take yo data' :<)
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>>46930018
kek
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BOTNET
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sticky pls
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Wait for sticky
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Black people like apples they making medical breakthrougsh
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oh shit
one one hand >lol no ports

on the other hand is that a huge motherfucking trackpad I'm seeing?
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>Apple netbook
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GOY mac vs industry
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Fucking thinfags
No USB port!
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>inb4 1.1ghz core M
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>fullsize keyboard
>no numpad
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>>46930018

So this is thinner than the air? So are they killing the air?
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WHAT ARE THE SPECS. WHAT ARE THE SPECS. WHAT ARE THE SPECS. WHAT ARE THE SPECS. WHAT ARE THE SPECS. WHAT ARE THE SPECS. WHAT ARE THE SPECS. WHAT ARE THE SPECS. WHAT ARE THE SPECS. WHAT ARE THE SPECS.
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>>46930183
yeah what the fuck
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How long till blacks have a Gold mbair on a chain
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OH FUCK TAKE MA SHEKELS
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LAGGY STREAM
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AYY
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>all the way to the edge
>still has edge
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all new ;^)
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DOME SWITCHES
THINKPADS STATUS: REKT THE FUCK OUT
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>>46930203
>66% less ports
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>Thinnest and lightest Macbook yet
>Still heavier than a Yoga Pro 3 or a Surface Pro 3
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BUTTERFLY KEY
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$2000 Notebook with the performance of a $200 Minibook

Who the fuck buys this garbage
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>no usb port

no thanks
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>
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INDIVIDUAL LEDS

$9.99 EACH

>This thread is now a sticky
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STICKY
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BUTTERFLY MECHANISM!! HOLY SHIT!!

APPLE REINVENTED THE KEYBOARD!!!
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BUDDERFLY MECCHANISM BITCHES
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>12"
>2304 x 1440
dell btfo
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>The thread is now a sticky.
>The thread is now a sticky.
>The thread is now a sticky.
>The thread is now a sticky.
>The thread is now a sticky.
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REV UP THOSE THOUSAND ADAPTERS YOU WILL NEED WITH THIS SHIT
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WE STICKY NOW

WE STICKY NOW

WE STICKY NOW

WE STICKY NOW

WE STICKY NOW
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S
T
I
C
K
Y
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SLO MO TYPING
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>4 LEDs under the space bar that don't light up anything.
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HOLY FUCK KEYBOARD IS 4X BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE!!!
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WOBBLING
WOBBLING
WOBBLING
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WE STICKY NOW
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>2304x1400 resolution

Why are they so ass backwards?
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apple invented pixels
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Who even uses type C USB?
I've never seen it otherwise.
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NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS
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stream where?
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>2304x1440

WTF
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>>46930245
>This thread is now a sticky
Now with new 24% lighter shitposting. Apple reinventing threads
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>yfw thinner
>yfw bendgate again
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Red Pixels! Blue pixels! Green shekels!
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>>46930233

PRAISE APPLE, THEY FINALLY INVENTED MECHANICAL LAPTOP KEYBOARDS
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>2304x1440

Captcha: iappl
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STICKY
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those arrow keys.. ugh
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>>46930278
so mad
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>INB4 IT BENDS
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>>46930273
dude it's 16:10!
AND it's probably usable at normal DPI too
holy shit so hyped
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>keys that shallow
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APPLE INVENTED FEELS
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HEPTIC FEEDBACK
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Omg the mods finally stickied this thread
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>Not stickying the OG thread
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RIP CLICKING
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I'm not a mechanical keyboard fag, but that new keyboard doesnt look that promising
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12-inch display

2304 x 1440 resolution.

.88mm thin

Force Touch trackpad.

YES!
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vibrating touchpad?
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>dat feel
>dat feel
>dat feel
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>>46930287
>mfw can put macbook in my skinny pants

apple is kill
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>taptic feedback
can't wait to lay my cock on that touchpad
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THIN IS IN :^)
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Literally my favorite trackpad.
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dat screen is sexy though. no hdmi is odd
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>>46930281

Everyone's about to.
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>>46930263
Macbooks have light eminating around keys aswell, you should google something one day kiddo
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Adjustable feels
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>>46930235

That looks like a USB type C port

Beginning of the end for thunderbolt I'm betting
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APPLE INVENTS FORCE
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inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM
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FORCETOUCH FORCEFIELD FOURCECLICK
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>force touch

RAPE
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>>46930322
u wot m8
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>>46930322
>>>/s4s/
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>>46930322
Faggot
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NEW GESTURES CONFIRMED!!!!!!
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What is Apple's most over-used adjective in these presentations?
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>>46930322
MODS ARE GODS
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>>46930322
nice dubs
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>Force click

What kind of stupidity is this?
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>>46930322
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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>>46930298
It's a feature
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I just wish Apple didn't take such a premium just for being Apple.

All this is really impressive, but "THINNER-CRISPER-SMOOTHER-FASTER" isn't worth it if you get a small screen for a heavy price.
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>>46930322
EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK
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>>46930322
good job moot
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APPLE INVENTED WACOM DIGITIZERS
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>>46930322
Nice dubs swaglord ;^)
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I'm sensing lawsuits from cripples regarding the forceclick
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>>46930322
MOOT PLZ.
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I wanted this new MacBook before I saw the ports, or rather, the lack thereof.
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>>46930322
NICE
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Is this supposed to replace the Air? Will the normal Pro still be available?
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>>46930322
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>WOAH
>>
WOW
>>
>disney buys star wars
>apple owns disney

Fuck me.
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Here's the Specs:
Core M
4Gb Ram
64gb SSD
$1,200
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"WOAH!"
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>>46930322
basedmods
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>>46930322
HEH
>>
My dad is going to force-clicking everything.
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>>46930322
checked :^)
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>>46930322
MOOOOOOOOT I MISS YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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FANLESS

FANLESS

FANLESS

FANLESS

FANLESS
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what the fuck is going on here
I am being offered a computer with NO PORTS
and I'm reaching for my fucking wallet

help me /g/
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>fanless

Haha time for 90c under load.


It's probably a core M and they'll probably market it into the $1k price range because fuck everyone.
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O/U on how long until these deep force drivers wind up in the linux kernel?

>2021
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FANLESS
>>
OVERHEATING WARNING

WARNING

WARNING

WARNING
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even the mods are shitposting now

>ban incoming
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>FANLESS

ENJOY YOUR OVERHEATING AIR
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>>46930322
cheats
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>>46930322
MOOT GET OUTTA HERE
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FANS BTFO
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>Force touch is just a three finger click
INNOVATION
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Don't think this will get noticed in the whirlwind of hype comments.

I honestly think that the new macbook won't be that usefull for anyone but people who are on the go or write with the laptop on their lap. I honestly prefer a 15" laptop when I'm doing actual work. Heck proper monitors are better. Yeah I know you can get a docking station but still.

The selling point of the keyboard being better is silly imho. The current one types fine although a proper mechanical keyboard is always better. The bezel is still pretty big but whatever.

The upgrade will only be worth it if you have a lot of money or if you need an apple laptop for on the go.

Apple should move away from the 13" market and produce a new 15" laptop for work use.
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APPLE INVENTS OVERHEATING
>>
FANLESS
>>
inb4 overheat
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>No fans

Uhh
>>
Macbook has >nofans
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>>46930369
pls god no.
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inb4 housefires
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>no fans
OVERHEATING INBOUND
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>fanless macbook ever
kek
>>
damn, apple is unveiling a new macbook air here, this is like adding insult to injury to these PC OEMs.
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HOUSEFIRES CONFIRMED
THROTLING CONFIRMED
>>
Apple Raspberry PiBook
Doesn't lag on Facebook!
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FUCK FANSS
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>core m

into the trash it goes
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>fanless
uhhhhh
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>>46930359
Who?
>>
taking a Ipad logic board and now connecting a keyboard to it.

Congrats
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inb4 your mac melts
>>
This thing is going to overheat and throttle like a sack of shit just like their shitty iMac
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its gonna bend like hell with all that battery bulging
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FANLESS MEMES START NAO.
house-on-fire.jpeg
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1.3 JIGGAHERTS

LMAO DO YOU EVEN CRYSIS???
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✨ magic
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>1.3GHz
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Core M 1.3GHz Turbocharged up to 2.9GHz.
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That looks almost comical
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FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS
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>>46930398
It has zero performance it will not overheat don't worry.
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I can't take all this heat
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FUCKING CALLED IT
CORE M IS SHIT
>>
>>
we all knew it was going to be fanless, commence people complaining about the soundless quiet perfection being to silent.
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>1.3 GHZ
>1.3 GHZ
>1.3 GHZ
>1.3 GHZ
>1.3 GHZ
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THEY CAN BE TERRORISTS?
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FANLESS FANS CONFIRMED BASED APPLE
>>
I FUCKING WANT ONE

TAKE MY MONEY
>>
TARBOCHARGED UP TO 2.9
>>
>complex topology problems
>>
>not arm

I am disappoint
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>>46930422
My mac is 5 years old and ive had zero battery bulge
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windows fag, you have to admit..this is crazy cool
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>5 watt core M 1.9GHz

So great battery life and shit performance.
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>>46930314
eh, can't be worse than what is in them now
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>>46930434
Apple finds a way
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TERRACE BATTERIES BITCHES
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>fanless

Enjoy getting throttled after 3 secs of load, dem 1GHz, so sweet

>no ports

People will buy this.

>64 GB SSD + 4GB RAM for 1200$

TOPPEST OF KEKS


Applefags will defend this.
>>
>MACBOOK
I CAME HARD
I've been wanting someone to make this for years and of course Apple is the first to deliver the goods. And that glorious name. Macbook.

>Every one else status
Rekt
>>
>this is insane
>this is so cool
>this is so amazing

this is so demagogue
>>
batteries created in shits
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>35% MORE EXPLODING BATTERIES
>>
If only you could remove the battery :^)
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>>46930443
>complaining about the soundless quiet perfection being to silent.
wot
>>
>This battery tech

Fucking incredible, gotta hand it to them.
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>>46930322
where is your purple palm tree?
>>
terraced batteries
terraced batteries
terraced batteries
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>>46930394
i noticed it, here's your reply
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No displayport?

Please, I need a bigger screen
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>only 9 hours of battery life
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>LESS BATTERY THAN THE RETINA OR AIR
BWAHAHAHHAA
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>USB, DisplayPort, Power, HDMI, VGA: all in one connector
BTFO
>>
I've never had problems with Macbook battery though
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>>46930431

>Overheats after running for 3 secs on 2.9 GHz and then has to throttle
>>
would you date an anon like this?
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>Beats
>beats
>bEats
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>>46930479
>taking a picture of your monitor
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or you could just square off the edges
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APPLE INVENTS LAG
>>
NO CONNECTORS
NO CONNECTORS
NO CONNECTORS
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>>46930293

It's OSX, unlike Windows it can actually do scaling and all that shit

GFTO
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>Not even a headphone port

:^(
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>>46930482
2 ports only, Usb C or something, and headphone jack.
>>
>>
MORE PROPIETARY PORTS

AYYYY
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Posting in a gay sticky.

I wish the mods would sticky Free software threads.
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USB, DisplayPort, Power, HDMI, VGA: all in one connector

>in one connector

>one connector
>>
whatever happened to thunderbolt
>>
NO USB

WE AIRDROP NOW
>>
BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS
>>
verdict: Yoga 3 Pro wins
>>
>no wires
>all files being stream over your network
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>>46930443
No, fanless implied core m, which has zero performance. Hell, chrome and firefox lag on my current core M, you can't even browse properly on the things
>>
posting in a sticky
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>1.3GHz
>>
can that all in 1 connector handle my penis?
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>ONLY 9 HOURS BATTERY LIFE

>ONLY 9 HOURS BATTERY LIFE

>ONLY 9 HOURS BATTERY LIFE
>>
>SO THIN, BENDGATES
>NO BATTERY LIFE

AYY
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>cool beat speakers and headphones
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Whee are the asians in these pictures?

They're the ones who invented the tech you're showcasing anyway.
>>
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYSSSSSS
>>
>>46930463
do you know what usb-c is? why would you want stuff you don't need anymore?
>>
>9hrs

fuck you apple make it like 2mm thicker and give it good battery life you retards fuck

probably gonna get that dell xps thing instead fuck you
>>
USB C!
>>
FIREWIRE IS CONFIRMED DEAD
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>we don't have ports because it has wifi and bluetooth instead
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ITT: timesink failforce memein'
>mfw hide thread, browse /s/ till the faggoty is over
>>
Did Apple really contributed to the development of type C USB?
>>
>USB-C

THANK GOD WE HAVE AN INDUSTRY STANDARD NOW IN APPLE
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>>46930535
:( but muh audio interfaces
>>
>>46930502

But you dont need one, you just get the Apple® Adapter® Headphone jack® for only 39$ and you are all set to go, goy!
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>>46930537
usb-c you fucking idiot.
>>
>>46930521
you can rub it on that butterfly mechanism anon
>>
>usb
pls no
>>
apple adapter for everything sold separately for $69
>>
>>46930535
apple stopped supporting firewire in like 2010
>>
SINGLE

FUCKING

PORT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
So... it charges via USB?
>>
My Acer Aspire S7 does this but it also doubles as a displayport.
>>
OPs mom: the port
>>
Is this model only good for word processing and web browsing?

That boards was small as shit.
>>
so i have to buy wireless headphones?
>>
BLACK MACBOOK TAKE MY MONEY PLEASE
>>
Dongle only 199.99

buy it
>>
Some rapper gonna wear this shit on a chain nigguh
>>
Envirnomentally friendly, lol but not chinese factory worker friendly
>>
>>46930501
I'm currently using a hi res screen with windows and I prefer using Ubuntu with Gnome 3 because the hidpi mode is so bad.
>>
inb4 ONLY $3999
>>
>>46930559
yea
>>
So what, I can't stick my flash drive in this shit?
Is it really just that one fucking port, dude....
>>
>>46930422
>literally paying for empty space
>INNOVATION
>>
OYYYYYYYY VEEYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
>>46930457
Just an excuse to sell proprietary batteries
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>>46930559
Yes you fucking moron, haven't you read or see the thousand of usb-C type cable?
>>
>can't plug in a usb
Fucking dropped. That's so shit
>>
I hope they don't try this shit with the Pro
>>
THUNDERBOLT IS KILL
>>
No Thunderbolt or 3.5 jack? Really?
>>
>>46930322
I sure do love how well /g/ is moderated.

Yep.
>>
This is a surface pro but you can't remove the keyboard.
>>
>John Ive

Fuck this nigga
>>
>no headphone port

would have bought it but you FUCKED up apple
>>
>>46930549

>a single port on a computer
>for 1200$
>>
I guess $1999 for 2GB model.
>>
>>46930543
yes according to rumors
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>Apple giving props to the Environment
>still made by slaves in China

LOL PRIORITIES
>>
> Space Gray

OH BABY IT'S HABBENING!
>>
what if i want to charge while putting something on a portable hardrive
>>
>>46930573
FEELS LIKE A MIDGET, HANGING FROM MY NECKLACE
>>
updated
>>
>>46930588
get up with the times grandpa
>>
>>46930193
1.3ghz intel core m
>>
>>46930549
>ports
>plural
>meaning more than one
>>
Apple can't into keyboards?
>>
>>46930598

are you dumb
>>
>>46930577(dubs)
It looks barebones enough to be relatively cheap
This is made to lure in normalfag windows/ios users to mac
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lo/g/os once will take over all this vegetable imperialism
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Past tense
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>>46930591
Thunderbolt was, and by the looks of it, will be in the future a port for professionals. Just like Firewire. No fucking consumer used it and no one is making consumer-grade things for Thunderbolt.
>>
>>46930513
thunderbolt is more high-end and has faster throughput, usb-c is like ghetto thunderbolt
>>
holy shit they really did it? they somehow found a way to remove more ports people use every day?

looks like i will be buying a used last-gen air
>>
this is so gay on so many levels
>>
>>46930603
They want to work long hours though

8 hours only is 8 hours you can't work
>>
full sized keyboard

>where is my numpad
>>
WHY DO I NEED A THIN LAPTOP? IM NOT PUTTING IT IN MY FUCKING JEAN POCKET
>>
>>46930605
Then apple is not for you.
>>
>>46930493
she is ebony, but not poor

so Yes.
>>
>>46930233
Its no different from before.>>469
>>
>>46930615
>relatively cheap
>apple
pls
>>
>no aux audio port
TOP LEL

so I'm supposed to use BT headphones, exclusively? What a joke. Do they want everyone to get cancer?
>>
Are they going to atleast release a silver version too? I hate gold electronics.
>>
>>46930589
This is for the people who were buying the low-end macbook pro but really just wanted the macbook air with a larger screen. Will cop at launch
>>
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Watching this on my iPad :^)
>>
Can someone explain to me how you do ANY WORK on this laptop? How do you plug a USB drive if its charging?
>>
At least this doesn't replace the Pro's.

yet
>>
>>46930627
>doing real work on a mac
>>
Seriously Apple, at least add a thunderbolt or a displayport port.
>>
Jonny Ives has such sexy brit voice
>>
>having MacBook written below the screen

one
job
>>
>>46930617
>5 ports in one
More like 5 adapters you can only use one at a time
>>
>>46930643
silver, gold and grey
>>
>>46930501
>4x1152x720

That's still a disgusting resolution.
>>
>>46930617
>run out of power in the middle of a presentation
>>
>not even a 3.5mm jack
...
>>
>>46930627
>using numpads
>20+15

[spoiler]:^)[/spoiler]
>>
>>46930629
It's not for you then.

You're not always gonna be the audience.
>>
shit, i thought the one port thing was only a 9to5 mac ruse
>>
>>46930649

$100 apple adapter
>>
Okay serious question. How do you use this thing when I can't even plug in my headphones?
>>
>>46930626
That's why the suicide nets are really hammocks to hang out
>>
>>46930634
>literally nothing but a rasberry pi and batteries inside
>>
>>46930615
>core M 1.3GHz
>12'' +retina display
>there is a lenovo 0.8GHz core M retailing for $1k


Haha no this is $1200 minimum.
>>
Headphone/audio out port is on the other side.
>>
>people in this thread think there won't be a raft of USB-C adaptors and docks from apple

You'll but able to have the conectivity of any other laptop, you'll just have to pay extra for it :^)
>>
>>46930667
This is where the wireless beats headphones come in.
>>
Leaked photo from the new Macbook field tests.
>>
>>46930648
What tweak?
>>
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stream link please?
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>all day battery life
>nine hours
>>
>no mention of speakers
confirmed awful
>>
APPLE INVENTED MULTILAYER DUAL SIDED PRINTED CIRCUIT BOARDS

SOMEBODY TELL THE REST OF THE ELECTRONICS INDUSTRY JESUS CHRIST
>>
>>46930592
Wireless dude, wireless.
>>
APPLE INVENTED RUBBLE
>>
>>46930673
they're on point with their rumors
>>
Real Question: Is there even a speaker on the fuckin' thing?
>>
>>46930679
BUY BLUETOOTH BEATS YOU FAGGOT
>>
3.5" jack confirmed in the promotional video :^)
>>
all metal
>aluminium
>cheapest metal
>>
This is useless for anyone who uses >= 1 wired peripheral. It also couldn't handle anything more than web and email.
>>
RIP Dell XPS13
>>
>>46930679

You buy Beats® BlueTooth enabled headphones for only 249$.

(the fact that they sound worse than 50$ headphones is something else)
>>
>>46930648
Watching this on my G3. Typing over it as well.
>>
LOL YOU CAN'T CHARGE AND PLUG A USB IN AT THE SAME TIME
>>
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What if you need to charge it and connect it to a monitor at the same time???
>>
>>46930658
Seriously, buy a macbook pro, that's why they exist.

Same deal with firewire ten years ago.
>>
$1299

$1299


$1299


$1299


$1299
>>
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Lel at the people who bought this in the last month. That was state of the art almost as long as the Zune.
>>
>>46930679

it has a 3.5mm headphone jack
>>
HAHAHAHAHA $1299
>>
>>46930697
So nothing new under the sun?
>>
>>46930695
http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/1503ohibasdvoihbasfdv/m3u8/atv_mvp.m3u8
>>
>>
Does it have speakers?
>>
>>46930679
Probably some bullshit USB-C to 3.5mm jack adapter.
>>
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>>46930629
More space for your purse. (:
>>
can't charge and use usb at the same time

lol
>>
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FUCKING ONE PORT
ONE
LET THAT SINK IN FOR A WHILE
>>
>>46930706
Yes goy, prime Beats™
>>
>space gay
it's beautiful
>>
>$1,299

AYY
>>
>>46930663
I'd hope it support hubs
>>
>>46930714

nah, the dell actually has usability rather than just being thin
>>
Apple is so fucking stupid that they DRM their propaganda.

>Safari required for viewing stream
>>
>>46930709
yeah, saw it. Jesus, for a moment I thought they had gone full retard.
>>
>>46930730
l-lewd
>>
#MACBOOKLUST
>>
>>46930555
he's talking about lightning connector most likely
>>
>core M

All of the Applefags in here that have no idea what that means are completely missing the point that this is basically a tablet with a keyboard. Core M sucks. It is too slow to render webpages in realtime.
>>
>>46930697
>Not using bluetooth to stream to your Beats Pill
>>
12.99 wow
>>
>>46930719
>Most advanced notebook ever
>>
>1.1ghz
>>
#MACBOOKLUST
>#MACBOOKLUST
#MACBOOKLUST
>#MACBOOKLUST
#MACBOOKLUST
>#MACBOOKLUST
#MACBOOKLUST
>#MACBOOKLUST
>>
HASHTAG :)
>>
>rMBA on fire.jpeg
MAYMAYS incoming!
>>
Simply beautiful macbook.
>>
>stainless steel as key spring
No way this can go wrong
>>
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>mfw fatmericans bend their macbook air by sitting on it and then want a full refund
>>
>12 inch Retina display
What the fuck
>>
>just 1299
>>
>$1,599 for a faster processor and twice the storage.

$1,599
$1,599
$1,599
>>
>Sell macbook with usb c
>No iProducts come with usb c wires
>>
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Wow, MacBook went from a viable MBP alternative to a weird iPad alternative.

Glad I bought my Alienware 13 now.

Goodbye Steve Jobs.
>>
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1,599 US DOLLARS
>>
#macbooklust

>> $1299 - $1599
>>
>>46930730
>inb4 analogue limits laptops threads
>>
>>46930714

Yea, RIP

>weaker processor
>shittier battery
>NO PORTS
>costs more

But R-R-RIP, r-r-r-ight guys?
>>
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#MacbookLust
>>
lol, 1299

no thanks
>>
>$1,299 for a Raspberry Pi with a screen.
>>
Sixteen hundred dollars LOL
>>
>>46930736

You can pay for the multi port adapter goy.
>>
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>>46930763
>>
Ok apple is good but fuck those prices, you could buy a macbook pro with that price
>>
>no audio port
>no USB 3.0 for the retards who actually buy mac to use
>literally just one port to do multiple things

I get the idea, and its nice, but you cant do that kind of thing untill the tech has been adopted. Youre going to be nearly all of your file transfers through wireless networks for at least a few years until port actually catches on. It reminds me of chromebook with $1000 extra on top of the price.
>>
0.1 GHz
and 128 GB for only

$200
>>
>1300 HUNDRED DOLLARIE DOOS FOR A PRODUCT SLOWER THAN AN iPAD MINI 2
>>
Why do they even still have a macbook air?

It's about just as thing as the new macbook

Where does the macbook pro fit into all this? It's just very confusing
>>
at least 8gb of ram of standard
>>
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>>46930736
What is daisy chaining, nigga?
>>
I just want that keyboard, fuck the laptop. You think they'll make an Apple Keyboard with butterfly keys?
>>
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Fuck apple,
join us now and free the software
You'll be free, hackers

>>>/gd/201780
https://github.com/Gent00man/logos
>>
>$1599 for a fucking laptop
>>
How come Apple dropes thunderbolt for USB 3.1?
>>
>Updated Air and Pro models ship today
>Updated Air

Why isn't there more details on this?
>>
>>46930752
well thunderbolt*
>>
>No freedom.
>>
>>46930790
>>
>$1,299
>$1,599
>$1,299
>$1,599
>$1,299
>$1,599

AYY
>>
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Jesus Christ just how weak is that thing. Can it even browse the web? Look at this tiny board.

zero performance that's why it doesn't need cooling

>1.1Ghz
WTF
>>
>10 hours all day battery
>10h
>all day
apple pls
>>
>>46930723
but thats not a M CPU so you could actually do something without it catching on fire
>>
>>46930790
There is an audio port >>46930730
>>
macbook air still has non-retina TN shit top kek
>>
>>46930723

Bigger screen, bigger battery, more ports, more powerful, only marginally bigger.
>>
>>46930790
>>46930730
>>
>10 hours of all day battery life

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???
>>
>expecting anything good out of the retina air

ayyy lmao
>>
ITS TIME. ITS TIME. ITS TIME. ITS TIME. ITS TIME. ITS TIME. ITS TIME. ITS TIME. ITS TIME. ITS TIME. ITS TIME. ITS TIME. ITS TIME. ITS TIME. ITS TIME. ITS TIME. ITS TIME. ITS TIME. ITS TIME. ITS TIME. ITS TIME. ITS TIME.
>>
Is it bad that I want a gold macbook?
>>
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>>46930718
>>46930648
>tfw note 4
what gives? i thought this was supposed to be the best phone?
>>
>300 dollars
>for only .1 ghz
HAHAHAHAHA
>>
dat fucking watch... ugly
>>
>>46930797
>firewire
o-ok
>>
15' macbook pro is kill?
>>
I REALLY THINK YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT
>>
Wait... How old are you guys?

You guys can't be over 30.
>>
(I feel retarded) What does 2x flash mean? SSD speed?
>>
GASP
>>
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>tfw Apple Watch has already been BTFO
>>
>>46930780
>>46930771
>>46930770
>>46930767
>>46930766
Is this the price for the Macbook Air or the Macbook Pro? If it's for the air why would they charge it for as much as a regular pro?
>>
>>46930825
a day on mercury
>>
>>46930801
Fuck off.

Why do you care about that shitty 'project' so much?
>>
>>46930775
..And the buyer's remorse already has begun.
>>
My grandmother would love this

Let's play a game
>The most [XXXXXX] we have ever [XXXXXXX]
>>
APPLE WATCH BATTERY LIFE OF 3 HOURS
REVOLUTIONARY
>>
>>46930828
get a gold yoga pro 3
>>
Its not a MBA its a new product called macbook the MBA is being updated.
>>
>>46930723
Except that it actually has a usable processor that can render webpages without lagging
>>
>No 15" update

Thank you based god, I just bought one a few months ago.
>>
>April 10
>same day as Galaxy S6
kek
>>
>>46930805
USB has been complete dogshit compared to Thunderbolt for many reasons, one of which was reversability

There's probably not many reasons to skip USB anymore now that USB has finally caught up to years-old Apple tech.
>>
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Prepare your anuses.
>>
>>46930768
You just need 5 Adapters! Are you dumb?
>>
>>46930829

It is the best phone I am enjoying it now.
>>
so if it was designed for a wireless world, does it have a 3g/4g radio?
>>
>>46930838
500mb/s instead of 250mb/s
>>
>$300
>0.1 GHZ
>256GB

hahahahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahhahaha
>>
>>46930714

This isn't fucking fair. The XPS 13 is going to be forgotten now when it deserves a lot of continued praise.

Why isn't life fair, /g/?
>>
Can I watch porn on a AppleWatch?
>>
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>46930729
thank you.
>>
APPLE INVENTED TIME
>>
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>>46930748
lol
>>
SO IS THIS THE APPLE NETBOOK?
>SO IS THIS THE APPLE NETBOOK?
SO IS THIS THE APPLE NETBOOK?
>SO IS THIS THE APPLE NETBOOK?
SO IS THIS THE APPLE NETBOOK?
>SO IS THIS THE APPLE NETBOOK?
SO IS THIS THE APPLE NETBOOK?
>SO IS THIS THE APPLE NETBOOK?
>>
>>46930830
for 250 gb ssd
>>
>macbook is thinner than macbook air
this doesnt make any god damn sense apple
>>
>>46930840
oh god, those are so ugly pieces of shit
>>
>>46930828
It's okay if you are Chinese.
>>
>>46930847
it looks so fucking terrible. the bands look nice though.
>>
This is a shill thread.
>>
if you want apple and have any sense depending on your needs you will get an air or pro

if you just want the new shiny thing youll get the macbook, one fucking port lol
>>
>our watch is really accurate
nigga i hope so, it's a watch in 2015
>>
m8 I have one of those too, and bad new's we get a minor spec bump and fucking thunderbolt 2.

THANKS APPLE
>>
Anyone can link a VLC link or something?
>>
>>46930797
oh great let's throw away all my already working displays and hard drives and switch to a new standard :^)
>>
>>46930884
Jony Ive pls go
>>
>for those of you who don't know
it's confirmed

apple users are idiots
>>
>Revolutionary
>new

these buzzwords don't even make sense for this product no matter how much they try
>>
>>46930815
>>46930825
Stop asking questions and purchase your new MacBook already, boyim.
>>
I actually have one of those classic mechanical mickey mouse alarm clocks.

Are they worth anything?
>>
>Apple designers
>>
>>46930841
because gold nigga
>>
>>46930829
Does the Note 4 not come with floating windows?
My Note 3 did
>>
>tfw my Macbook Pro 13" from 2011 is better than the 2015 version
T O P K E K
Apple is kill
>>
> people clapping at .gifs
>>
>round watch face on a square screen
>>
> 1299 for an MBA

Jesus, why not getting the retina macbook pro for that price?
>>
>>46930895
http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/1503ohibasdvoihbasfdv/m3u8/atv_mvp.m3u8
>>
>>46930870
Thanks. I am not sure I need a faster SSD...
>>
>>46930334
>mfw "force touch"
>>
>>46930898
smartwatches should not try to look like a real watch
>>
>>46930908
it does
>>
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>One USB C port
Macbooks are dead
>>
shake that ass mickey
>>
>charging your watch
>>
>Apple Watch photoshopped on models

kek
>>
>>46930895
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9171767
>>
>>46930911
retard
>>
>>46930916
1099 MICKEY MOUSE WATCH
>1099 MICKEY MOUSE WATCH
1099 MICKEY MOUSE WATCH
>1099 MICKEY MOUSE WATCH
1099 MICKEY MOUSE WATCH
>1099 MICKEY MOUSE WATCH
1099 MICKEY MOUSE WATCH
>1099 MICKEY MOUSE WATCH
1099 MICKEY MOUSE WATCH
>1099 MICKEY MOUSE WATCH
1099 MICKEY MOUSE WATCH
>1099 MICKEY MOUSE WATCH
1099 MICKEY MOUSE WATCH
>1099 MICKEY MOUSE WATCH
1099 MICKEY MOUSE WATCH
>1099 MICKEY MOUSE WATCH
>>
>>46930872

How is it going to be forgotten? Its obviously miles better than this shit apple just released.

>better battery
>better CPU that actually allows you to do work
>better screen
>HAS PORTS
>is cheaper
>>
>Tim has to talk about the watch's accuracy as a watch as a selling point

Yikes
>>
>>46930798
If they were so good they'd have stuck them in the pro

It's a concession for the thinness
>>
>>46930858
You mean ONE reason, which was reversibility (which isn't even something to complain about).

You know why usb 3 is better? You could actually buy devices that use it.
>>
>>46930908
it does but the apps that do it are limited, and i don't know if the default video app can open video streams.
>>
>macbook thinner than macbook air
>about as expensive as a macbook pro
>better resolution than both pro and air

What kind of monstrosity have they built? How does their already retarded userbase decide which one to buy?
>>
10:09 instead of 10:10 becoz think different
>>
>4 HOUR BATTERY LIFE

MAXIMUM AYY
>>
>>46930916
It's not a MBA, learn to read
>>
>>46930923
youre a fucking retard
>>
>>46930925
>thinkpad line fucked
>macbooks fucked

LAPTOPS ARE FUCKED
>>
>intimately
>two male figures
>>
>you can add meetings to watch face
Now I really want it fug
>>
gay sexting via watch
>>
Does it come with a Force Touch face?
>>
>>46930840
Looks kind of cool, but definitely much too big for my dainty wrists.
>>
>>46930918
Thanks dude
>>
apple watch on my penis
>>
APPLE FINALLY INVENTED WATCHES
>>
>>46930950
Have you ever seen a real watch?
>>
will they talk to Dr Dre this time?
>>
>>46930018
>implying i have anything to hide,
you sneaky little kikes you
>>
Apple watch is so ugly compared to the rest of the android watch. It's UI is just awful
>>
People are going to look so retarded putting their wrists to their ears.
>>