/g/ mansion >1/3 dead by noon after fighting over WiFi name

>no unshaven, clean guys allowed

>not just naming it "itHurtsWhenIP"

>>45703825
Why spend that much on a house, then buy two gay ass pleb cars?

>>45703825
>/g/ mansion
>wifi
nope
Everything would be running through cat6 at least.

>chinkpads only

>toxfags get bullied so hard they leave after the first night

>rest dead after The Great Waifu War

Man what kind of connection would be needed to handle all of /g/'s userbase in one home?

>>45703928
Google Fiber

>>45703877
>cat6 instead of optic fibre

Man it would be a manslaughter

>>45703938
I can saturate that shit myself.

>>45703862
suggest better cars then, faggot

>>45703825
/g/tards form orderly queues to fuck the sissys

>>45703928

we need a corporate set up.

Make it happen.

>>45703855
>SO ORIGINAL LOL
>not naming it "it_Hz_WAN_IP_nomap"

>1 router

Oh god you're serious.

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this happens

>>45703928
House connected directly to backbone

>Arch guys camping in the backyard in order to feel more special

Actually. That would be pretty cozy.

>>45703949
>Not using a moped

Cars are so last millennium...

>>45704009
you can't do a burnout in a moped, nerd.

>server racks in every room

>>45704015
i can burn out my P4 stack, that's enough

>>45704002
Dear lord yes.

>>45703957
No one can agree on the proper scheduling algo for the sissy fucking. Those who can't last long suggest earliest deadline first. Lazy fags who show up late cause an uproar by suggesting a stack instead of a queue. Every one gives up and agrees to form a gay sex train making the longest dick to butt singularly linked list

>>45704019
>implying I wouldn't build a mainframe in the basement and only allow you faggots to run your malware on VMs.
If you faggots behave I'll let you buy a a GPU for gayming.

>enter /g/ mansion
>greeted by a NSA agent
>a salesman comes at me and tries to sell me a HTC phone
>another ones tells me iphone is better
>a smelly bearded fat man comes and interject in the discussion
>a neckbeard comes and give me an invite to buy a chinese phone
>some /v/tards are gathered in the living room playing video games
>they tell me freefags are in their quarters upstairs
>nearly kill myself in poorly built GNU stairs
>freefag quarters consist in a big empty room with holes in the roof and walls
>a few of them are fighting in a circle in the middle of the room
>stained RMS portrait everywhere
>ask for the toilets
>FOSS toilet
>no flush because it's proprietary
>no toilet paper because it's botnet
>it's just a plastic bottle

>>45704060
This would happen.

>>45704063
>not building a massive server with 1024+ cores and a bunch of GPU's in it
>not distributing the performance on-demand

>>45704071
>open source toilet
>no lid on tank
>clear pipes so you know where your data is sent

>>45704122
Nah, the ungrateful cunts will be screaming about "streaming gayms" or something stupid like that, just better to let them buy their own GPUs.

>>45704015
>you can't do a burnout in a moped, nerd
Yes you can, it's even and it's easier than in a car

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>>45704071
kek

>>45703949
Oh I don't know, fucking anything that isn't
the sterotypical "I got me some money"
cars.

>>45704125
>transparent pipes for toilet plumbing
Why am I thinking this is actually a profitable market?

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>>45703825
>1910 x 1000

>>45704157
Anything that's riceable, Supra or Civic.

>>45704157
You could always just buy a variety then just use corporate/group insurance.

>>45704071
underrated post

>>45704125
>clear pipes so you know where your data is sent

>Various racks of network equipment in the basement
>Tb-tier fiber connection straight into the backbone
>Enough diesel generators and fuel to keep everything running for a week in the event of a power failure
>One enterprise-tier AP in every room, each one carrying the name of a ToeHoe, or the room name if the fags can't decide
>We have our own VPN
>We run TOR nodes
>We have our own tracker
>We have our own FTP server, with a 1Gbps+ connection
>We have a webserver rack, and every fag gets a website to call his own with a 250Mbps up/down connection
>We have a PB-tier RAIDed file server
>The entire inner netowork runs on Fiber Channel conenctions, at least until it gets into a wall socket where you have a FC-GBE switch
>We have a server dedicated to H@H

>>45703982
>not "ShewantstheDlink"

>>45704205
>>We have a server dedicated to H@H
Ewww

>Everyone talks only over IRC

>>45704071

10/10

>>45704157
you're living on a fucking mansion, m8

fucking kids these days

>>45704205
that's nice but
>[spoiler]you get a week of access for every gf you had[/spoiler]

>>45704228
>on a fucking mansion
If I was rich I'd probably live IN it.

>>45704217
Who's distributing the hentai?

The exhaust air of all the computers gets collected in a pipe system going through the whole house to heat it up. This way we won't have to use expensive heating systems and just use the collective heat of all the computers.

>>45704244
Combot :^)

>>45704166
let's see.
umm because the pipes are under the fucking floor??

>>45704264
he thinks this is actually a profitable market because the pipes are under the fucking floor??

You make no sense m8

>>45704244
Randomly because everyone should get used to every fetish.
I ain't dealing with fucking vanilla-onlyfags

I would totally visit /g/ mansion for a month.

>>45704071
BRAVO

>>45704284
Fuck off /v/

>>45704205
>We have our own tracker
>We have our own FTP server, with a 1Gbps+ connection
>We have a PB-tier RAIDed file server
Seems a bit redundant..

There will be OS wars, similar to the religion wars in the medieval times.
Windows fags vs Linux fags vs OSX fags.

holy shit

>>45704264
I guess it would be a “design feature” to have the clear pipes running along the inside of the building, sort of like wall decoration.

Master server would control every aspect of the house like opening the doors, lights and music

>>45704301
Don't you know anything about security?

>>45704310
>implying Windows or OSXfags know shit about networking and system administration to be relevant.

>>45704310
there will be internal distro wars on the Ganoo+linus faction

>>45704310
>implying linuxfags would leave the basement and get out in the sunlight
>implying applefags wouldn't be fucked in the as daily by everyone
Windows master race

>>45704310
Nah, there'll just be Linuxfags, gaymers using Windows and that one macfag who sucks everyone off.

>Go inside the mansion
>Yell: WHERE ARE MY SLASH GEEE SLASH FRIENDS???

I'd rather live on the streets than in any /g/ mansion...

>>45704337
>Don't you know anything about security?
Do explain how that is related to my remark.

>>45704365
>...

Get out.

>>45704337
>Master server would control every aspect of the house like opening the doors, lights and music
REAL LIFE BOTNET
FUCK OUTTA MY LIFE I WON'T GET CONTROLLED BY A HAL 9000

>There was a horrendous murder earlier today as the result of an altercation between tenants
>The suspect claims the victim was refusing to upgrade his network switch which was supposedly bottlenecking the suspects 10Gb network.

>>45704337
>Master server would control every aspect of the house like opening the doors, lights and music
BOTNET

Seriously though, old /g/ likes their mechanical switches, in fact it loves them.

>>45704379
I'm sorry anon
I'm afraid i can't do that

>>45704209
>not Wu-Tang Lan

>>45704157
I've always wanted to try a Nissan GT-R.

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>>45704392
Here's a prime example of old tech vs. new tech.
>left- russian cosmonauts in their capsule
>mechanical switches and potentiometers everywhere

>right- spacex capsule
>just a couple of touchscreens and a few buttons in middle

>>45704373
No, fuck you.....

>>45704419
kek the left doesn't even play angry birds

One macfag room where people use rational computers and things make sense

>>45704416
I have a R33. Pretty much a bigger WRX and more badass

>>45704419
Why does that cosmonaut have a USA flag patch?

>>45704472
Don't forget the massive gay orgies.

>>45704472
that's what macfags think inside the Apple reality distortion field.

>>45704547
Yeah it has a new "projection" double sided glass windows where people on the outside look inside and see their inner most desires

>>45704551
non macfags clearly have teh RDF. Just look at googles top searches. they accidentally left some things off

>>45704553
Beautiful.

Let's call it "Desire™", a Feature™ exclusive to the Apple™ iOS9©®™$.

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>>45704532
I'm not sure whether they're astronauts or cosmonauts, but that is definitely the cockpit of a Soyuz spacecraft.

I don't think NASA can even put people in orbit by themselves right now.

>>45704603
hehehe he said cockpit
cock
pit

>>45704600
okay. onces again people on the other side of the glass only give a shit about all the trademarks and shit

>>45704617
to the macfag room with you

>>45704633
nooooo

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>>45704472
Macfags actually own the best real estate. They were able to trade females for prime space. Linux, weebos and freetards are in the basement, everyone else is in the attic.

>>45704336
>design feature
>watching turds float throughout the mansion is now a "feature'

Jesus...

>>45704676
If this was a YLYL I'd lose now

We need robot vacuum that brings food from fridge too.

>>45704721
Yes, HotPockets on demand, better yet why not have iv's set up strategically throughout the mansion next to the battle stations where the chairs are toilets which are connected to the clear pipes

>>45704310
>>45704347
>>45704357
>>45704359
people really think osx isnt used a lot in IT

>>45704753
Why have iv's when you can just use socks?

>>45704757
It isn't used a lot on /g/, which is what this thread is about.

>>45704721
What maids are for bro.

>>45704774
We got some maids from the Macfags. >>45704668
The basement is clear.

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>>45704763
Explain

>>45704773
proof /g/ knows shit about computers?

>>45704774
Can I be a maid? I'll wear frilly dresses and handle everyone's sexual needs.

N-no homo ;__;

>>45704773
isnt it though? macfag threads are becomming more and more common
then again they're mostly the macfags you refer to as being plebs

i guess we'll never live side by side because of hipsters ;_;

>>45704798
It's proof that /g/ cares about software freedom and/or gayms.

>>45704801
yes

>>45704801
As long you dress up like Sakuya.

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>>45704790
>he doesn't know about poopsocking!

Why a mansion? It would be designed on non-free software. If anything, it would be in the mountainside, where there are many trees that /g/ would cut down, and design a house themselves that allows it to be modified by anyone. There would be a river near by for free as in freedom water, and the food would be provide free from the forest nearby. There would be a sattelite dish that was hacked to allow for free internet. It is beautiful

>enter house
>it's open plan
>ask where the toilet is
>no one responds
>claim that the toilet's location is shit and difficult to find
>everyone responds
>go to bed
>say goodnight to roommate
>he cups his hears and says I sound like "bright colored shit"
>wake up for breakfast
>cupboards full of rice
>some dude eating his foot cheese

>>45704419
You cannot install a botnet on a mechanical switch.

Potentiometers don't BSoD/kernel panic.

>>45705247
living_the_dream(dot).jpeg

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>>45705247

>furnace room
>bunch of Athlon XP systems doing allmodconfig all day
>other bunch of Fermi machines mining buttcoins

>>45705347
>Athlon XP
>Not Pentium 4 Prescotts

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>>45705389
>Pentium 4 Prescotts
>not K7 Athlon classic

>>45705416
Prescotts produce a lot more heat than K7s.
We could also use a bunch of PowerMac/Xserve G5s

I've lived alone since 1996

Fuck living with people

Live in the gatehouse or something if it really bothers you.

>>45705291
And if you've ever used analog electronics you'll know that it's so much more intuitive and comfortable than a touchscreen.

I've used both analog and digital oscilloscopes, stereo systems, power supplies and signal generators. Digital systems usually use buttons and touchscreens, analog systems typically use potentiometers and switches. The latter is a LOT more intuitive and fun to use, but the former is easier to maintain and in many cases more reliable.

>>45705506
I hated fully digital oscilloscopes in my uni.

>>45704166
All you would see is corrosion and scale, it'd be extremely ugly.

>not naming it billWiTheScienceFi

The basement is a huge fortified old nuclear fall out bunker where the server rooms are located, staffed by friendly lolis.

The name is "Party Van Surveillance"

>>45706033
Nothing to hide, nothing to fear tbh

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It's time.

>>45706065
You obviously haven't seen the local FTP lately.

>>45703825
They can't get Internet anyway because they use Linux/BSD/Mac OS X ironically.

>>45706877
>/
>hundred upon hundreds of mpd/dwm/awesome/i3/ncmpc/sshd configs completely uncategorized, simply dumped into the root directory

>>45706877
kek

>>45703825
Are we ever going to get an island together /g/? Think about it. We can watch movies together, anime, hacks, and think of our internal network. It will be glorious.

>>45706976
No. Fuck you. I don't want to meet any of you autist sperglords IRL.

>>45703825
why does the name matter, it's not like /g/ would leave it visible right?

>>45706995
The name is still there regardless you fucking faggot! Invisible or not.

>>45707025
But if it's invisible leave it default you fucko

>>45707039
That's not how it works, faggot.

>>45707045
So you really want to think of a cool name just to impress the /g/ tards you live with

>>45703825
Why is that mansion not symmetrical?
Disgusting.

>>45707057
No, I want myself t name the SSID because I'm better than all the other faggots living with me.

>>45704071
your slightly broken English makes it funnier

>>45707059
it looks like it is. What's not symmetrical about it?

>>45707126
The chimneys aren't aligned, the one on the left is further back.
And there's this annoying black stone just to the left of the front left window near the main door.

>>45704209
Not >>45703982
Mi WiFu

>>45703825
>turns out everyone is a furfag
>massive gay orgies

>>45707969
Don't turn this into your own personal sex fantasy.

>>45704603
NASA has indeed been sending Astronauts up in Russian Soyuz for the past few years. SpaceX's next goal is to start taking charge of that.

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>somebody has a 55gal tank of lube delivered to /g/ mansion
>everyone gets an STD the first month from the nonstop sissyfucking orgies

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>>45708400
>lube pump included

>>45704071
>nearly kill myself in poorly built GNU stairs
lost it.

>>45706976
We would be soooo hungry.

>>45709132
Just eat the neckbeards first.

>>45709208

>Year of our GNU 2014
>Autocannibalism

>>45709306
The fat ones.

>>45703825
>1/3 dead by noon after fighting over WiFi name

Heh.

>>45703914
Unbrelayted boast :DDDDDDDDDD

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>>45704676

>>45704850
>food would be provided for free
>provided for free
>provided
>free

By whom son? Don't you know how the world works outside mommy and daddyvile?

>>45704009
>mopeds

you just went full retard

Where are the lolibots?

>>45703825
>Not wired

>implying /g/ has the balls to raise issues face to face
>implying /g/ would go for wifi over superior wired

>>45709969
>buy seeds
>plant them
>harvest more seeds

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>>45704071
>/v/
>playing games