>1/3 dead by noon after fighting over WiFi name
No one can agree on the proper scheduling algo for the sissy fucking. Those who can't last long suggest earliest deadline first. Lazy fags who show up late cause an uproar by suggesting a stack instead of a queue. Every one gives up and agrees to form a gay sex train making the longest dick to butt singularly linked list
>enter /g/ mansion
>greeted by a NSA agent
>a salesman comes at me and tries to sell me a HTC phone
>another ones tells me iphone is better
>a smelly bearded fat man comes and interject in the discussion
>a neckbeard comes and give me an invite to buy a chinese phone
>some /v/tards are gathered in the living room playing video games
>they tell me freefags are in their quarters upstairs
>nearly kill myself in poorly built GNU stairs
>freefag quarters consist in a big empty room with holes in the roof and walls
>a few of them are fighting in a circle in the middle of the room
>stained RMS portrait everywhere
>ask for the toilets
>no flush because it's proprietary
>no toilet paper because it's botnet
>it's just a plastic bottle
>Various racks of network equipment in the basement
>Tb-tier fiber connection straight into the backbone
>Enough diesel generators and fuel to keep everything running for a week in the event of a power failure
>One enterprise-tier AP in every room, each one carrying the name of a ToeHoe, or the room name if the fags can't decide
>We have our own VPN
>We run TOR nodes
>We have our own tracker
>We have our own FTP server, with a 1Gbps+ connection
>We have a webserver rack, and every fag gets a website to call his own with a 250Mbps up/down connection
>We have a PB-tier RAIDed file server
>The entire inner netowork runs on Fiber Channel conenctions, at least until it gets into a wall socket where you have a FC-GBE switch
>We have a server dedicated to [email protected]
The exhaust air of all the computers gets collected in a pipe system going through the whole house to heat it up. This way we won't have to use expensive heating systems and just use the collective heat of all the computers.
>There was a horrendous murder earlier today as the result of an altercation between tenants
>The suspect claims the victim was refusing to upgrade his network switch which was supposedly bottlenecking the suspects 10Gb network.
>Master server would control every aspect of the house like opening the doors, lights and music
Seriously though, old /g/ likes their mechanical switches, in fact it loves them.
Here's a prime example of old tech vs. new tech.
>left- russian cosmonauts in their capsule
>mechanical switches and potentiometers everywhere
>right- spacex capsule
>just a couple of touchscreens and a few buttons in middle
I'm not sure whether they're astronauts or cosmonauts, but that is definitely the cockpit of a Soyuz spacecraft.
I don't think NASA can even put people in orbit by themselves right now.
Macfags actually own the best real estate. They were able to trade females for prime space. Linux, weebos and freetards are in the basement, everyone else is in the attic.
Yes, HotPockets on demand, better yet why not have iv's set up strategically throughout the mansion next to the battle stations where the chairs are toilets which are connected to the clear pipes
isnt it though? macfag threads are becomming more and more common
then again they're mostly the macfags you refer to as being plebs
i guess we'll never live side by side because of hipsters ;_;
Why a mansion? It would be designed on non-free software. If anything, it would be in the mountainside, where there are many trees that /g/ would cut down, and design a house themselves that allows it to be modified by anyone. There would be a river near by for free as in freedom water, and the food would be provide free from the forest nearby. There would be a sattelite dish that was hacked to allow for free internet. It is beautiful
>it's open plan
>ask where the toilet is
>no one responds
>claim that the toilet's location is shit and difficult to find
>go to bed
>say goodnight to roommate
>he cups his hears and says I sound like "bright colored shit"
>wake up for breakfast
>cupboards full of rice
>some dude eating his foot cheese
And if you've ever used analog electronics you'll know that it's so much more intuitive and comfortable than a touchscreen.
I've used both analog and digital oscilloscopes, stereo systems, power supplies and signal generators. Digital systems usually use buttons and touchscreens, analog systems typically use potentiometers and switches. The latter is a LOT more intuitive and fun to use, but the former is easier to maintain and in many cases more reliable.
>somebody has a 55gal tank of lube delivered to /g/ mansion
>everyone gets an STD the first month from the nonstop sissyfucking orgies