Daily reminder that if you don't keep your phone in your

I use my jacket pocket.
Hard to sit on it then.

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>>45501224
>Phone
>In BACK pocket
>BACK POCKET

What the FUCK is wrong with you?

>>45501259
>inb4 smashed phone
>inb4 stolen phone

ikr, front pocket master race

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>>45501224
Enjoy sitting on your phone, the second easiest way to crack your screen.

guaranteed replies

>using cell phones
its like you guys like brain tumors

>>45501286
>>45501235

Just take it out of your pocket when you sit down. Holy fuck you guys are idiots

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>>45501303
Cuz everyone wants to look full retard, picking up and putting back a phone in there pocket about 60x a day. Sounds good anon

>>45501286
>>45501235
I just don't buy a phone shitty enough to have it's screen break from sitting on it. O SHIT I just realized you are probably a fat neckbeard. My mistake, you don't even go out in public anyway.

>>45501224
there was a time when children who were left handed were beaten simply because they were left handed is that why your mad? did you get beaten its okay we dont judge here

>>45501298
i was talking to one of the guys at apple about the FCC warnings thats in the settings on the iPhones, he said look man if you use the phone a lot you should use the earbuds included with the phone.

Front left you fucking degenerate commoner

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>Notice niece has iPhone
>Her iPhone's screen is cracked all to hell, but she still uses it
>It's from putting it in her back pocket and sitting on it.
>Figure for her birthday, take her iPhone to a shop to have the glass replaced
>Greatest gift ever

>Next day
>Screen is cracked.
>It's from putting it in her back pocket and sitting on it.

I don't understand why you faggots and women do this shit.

>>45501298
>>45501468
There has never been a single shred of scientific evidence than exposure to an EM field or radio has any negative health effects, regardless of intensity. The idea that phones cause cancer is superstition.

>>45501554
>woman putting stuff in pants pocket
Dude, you sure that thing doesn't have a cock?
Or had one at some point of it's lifespan?

>>45501554

>Iphone

there's your problem.

>>45501554

did you try to explain to her that she shouldnt do this?

if i dont have it in my front pocket or coat pocket i feel like ill drop it or a gypsy/immigrant will steal it from me without me noticing

>>45501554

>women
>phones in pockets

they put it in some sort of bag, go out more, buy your niece a handbag for her next birthday

front left- phone
front right- keys
jacket/coat/whatever pocket- wallet

master race

>>45501224
>If you don't do what I do you're autistic
I get the feeling you don't know what that word means.

>>45501303
But why the fuck would I want to do that when I could just keep it in the front pocket?

>>45501931
Front left- phone
Front right-Allen key, 13 spanner
Back right- wallet
Putting stuff in jacket pockets ruins their shape and is very, very obvious.

>>45501978

do you guys wear pants that fit you or just baggy fucking cargo pants? having a phone bulge in your front pocket looks horrible

front right pocket: wallet
back right pocket: nothing
front left: keys
back left: phone

masterrace

>>45501554
>Figure for her birthday, take her iPhone to a shop to have the glass replaced
Did you use the chance to download all her nude selfies?

>>45501224
>pic unrelated
you fucking autistic piece of dick

>>45502007

back right for your wallet is just begging for a pickpocket m8, a slim wallet looks fine in a jacket also (just for notes and cards)

>>45501224
Daily reminder that if you regularly sit on your phone, you are fucking retarded.

>>45502025

>phone bulge

lol, unless you got some bulky ass 3310 or something this isnt a problem anymore

maybe if youre a retard with a nexus 6 or samsung note

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FRONT LEFT: PHONE
FRONT RIGHT: KEYS / USB STICKS / GUM / KEYS / DILDOS / CHANCE
BACK LEFT: WALLET
BACK RIGHT: PAPERS

Mustard race, chime in friends.

>>45502064
The wallet sits so low in the pocket that I'd feel it if anyone tried anything. Aside from that, I don't carry cash and since the dawn of chip and pin no one is getting anything from either my MasterCard or my Visa. Not that crime is a problem in my city anyways.

As far as slim wallets and jackets go, looks downright awful in a suit jacket or a blazer. Even a lighter is unacceptable.

>>45502164
>since the dawn of chip and pin no one is getting anything from either my MasterCard or my Visa

lol get a load of this guy

>>45502132
Are you left handed?

>>45501942
I get the feeling you're autistic.

>>45502025

As a left-handed person:

Front-left: Wallet
From-right: phone (Passport)
Back-left: keys
Back-right: misc (usually paper receipts)

>>45502025
>worried about phone bulge
>not worried about wallet bulge
Literally poor

>>45502178
Any other transactions will be verified by text message, any online transactions will be verified by a one time code system. While I'm sure it's possible to get past it, my bank guarantees that as long as I inform them within 24 hours of the card going missing I won't be impacted.

>>45502263

it's not purely about transactions, there's a load more that can be done with that info in the hands of someone with a bit of nouse

>>45501554
she's got a fine ass then, go hit that shit

>>45502164

I put my wallet in my suit jacket and it is not noticeable. Maybe you have really shit pockets.

Front Left: Keys, chapstick, change
Front Right: Phone
Back Right: Wallet
Back Left: Empty, but sometimes receipts go in there.

Front Left - keys and wallet and chance
Front Right - Phone
Back pockets are pointless.

I have carried a Galaxy Nexus in my back pocket for years. Thing looks brand new.

>>45501224
better carry it on your purse, faggot

>>45501303
This is the most stupid advice anyone has ever given anyone in the history of mankind. Taking out your phone when sitting down is so embarrassing. You are the guy who is full fucking

>>45502382

it is really common now though, seems everywhere i go theres a few people with their phones out all the time (and checking them every few minutes)

>>45502210

Yes.

>>45502132
You must be left handed because I'm right handed and I do everything you do just in the opposite pocket

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I keep literally nothing in my back pocket. Not only do I not want to crush my phone, it's an invitation to pickpockets to fire at will.

>>45502362
chinese & korean men carry purses or messenger bags

Front Right: Wallet
Front Left: Phone
Jacket Outer Left: Keys
Jacket Inner Left: (Sometimes) phone
Jacket Outer Right: (Sometimes) wallet

Some of pants have really shitty pockets, so the jacket is pretty useful.
Uni student btw

>>45502025
>phone bulge
It's generally unnoticeable unless you wear skinny jeans and/or are a fashion-obsessive homosexual.

Daily reminder that if you put your phone in a different pocket than the conventional front right SOLELY to be a special snowflake, you are stupid.

Front left: inflatable whoopee cushion
Front right: antique pocketwatch
Back left and right: fake wallet (to bait pickpocketers)
Fanny pack: Phone and keys

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>>45502451
I put rolled up toilet paper in my back pocket
some time it is gone
chuckle to myself that a thief stole rolled up toilet paper

>>45502382
>retard detected

>>45502526
>Daily reminder that if you do anything at all SOLELY to be a special snowflake, you are stupid.
fixed

>>45501554
She wants boys to look at her butt. Same reason you see teenagers walking around with their phones/sunglasses in their cleavage.

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Front right: Phone
Front left: Wallet
Back: nothing
Jacket: USB, MicroUSB cable, lighter, sometimes herbal vape in right pocket on inside

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>>45501224
that's not funny

>>45501224
All I see are 14 year old girls who back pocket phones.

>>45501224
girlier than lugging a purse

>>45501224
Daily reminder that if you own a phone you don't value your freedom as much as you should and that you're a gay.

>>45502712
>by exercising your freedom you are not fre
eat shit

But... my wallet goes there...

My front right pocket is the battleground for my phone and my keys. Both require the dexterity of my dominant hand to operate, but they can't both occupy the same pocket. Generally the keys lose and end up in the front left pocket. So that means:
front left: keys
front right: phone
back left: wallet
back right: nothing

As it is I feel like that's a lot. Maybe it's because my work keys are ridiculously bulky (thanks a lot, Intellikey, you fucking retarded bastards)

>>45501224
enjoy getting picked pocketed easyer and losing your shit

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I keep it there for a reason.

>>45502806
read it again

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>>45502252
As a different left handed person:

Front right:
>wallet
Front left:
>phone
Coat right:
>keys
Coat left:
>pen
Back pockets:
>implying I want to sit on whatever is in my pockets

>>45502892
You're a sick fuck for not dumping more of that.

>>45502870
We must be pocket bros.

>>45502164
Trust me. You wouldn't fucking feel it if the pickpocketer is worth their salt.

I work in rehabilitation, and this one person turned himself in to the police for compulsively stealing (he said he did it for the rush, not for money - he had a good job at an investment bank). He got passed on to me in exchange for no prison time (since it was compulsive and he turned himself in). He'd been doing it for a few years.

Anyway, one day I asked him just how good he was (towards the end of his rehab). He said he could pickpocket at least one person every ten minutes. At the end of the session I said goodbye to him... And he said "before I leave, I think you're missing these". He had my wallet AND my fucking phone. He said "that's how good I am".

And guess what? Just like you, I thought I would never get pickpocketed. And he managed to get me without me realizing anything was up - and I KNEW I was sitting next to a pickpocketer. Seriously, protect your shit.

Front Right: Phone
Front Left: Keys and wallet
Back Left: NOTHING
Back Right: NOTHING

fuck putting stuff in your back pocket, shit gets stolen and breaks if you sit on it.

>>45502905
sorry, not technology.

>>45502913
high five
o/

>>45503073
it's use of technology.

Shows the grand heights we can attain with higher resolution and smaller cameras.

whatever man post more somewhere. Maybe /s/?

Front right - phone
Front left - keys
Back right - wallet
Cargo left - 3Ds
Cargo Right extra phone batteries, usually a snack of some kind

>>45503118
>cargo
oh god you're real?

enjoy sitting on your phone you fucking autists

>>45503134
literally nobody in this thread agreed with OP.

Did you just come in here to dump your angry load?

>>45501224
>having to justify your hueg phone by putting it in your back pocket

McFucking kill yourself

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>>45503114

>>45502451
This, I always see people pocket and think, "I wonder if I pickpocket them would they notice?".

>>45501931
thank you anon

Front left: phone
Front right: wallet
Rear left: Cigarettes
Rear right: car keys

Get gud skrubs

>>45501224
As a guy who has quick hands, people like you make it way easier for me to pick your pocket. So by all means, keep doing it.

>>45501555
oh yeah? they said the same about vaccination and autism! now look where we are!

>>45501303
well some people dont always use their phones when sitting

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>>45502132
almost me

Front left: phone
Front right: smokes + lighter
Back left: wallet
Back right: car keys, taken out of pocket when sitting down

Front left: Wallet
Front right: phone
Front right coin pocket (?): lip balm

i try to keep my keys in my bag if not it is with my wallet. My ass hurts when i had my wallet on the rear pockets

I've had 2 GS2s and I've always had them in my back pocket and not a single crack

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Back pockets don't even serve a purpose for me.
Front left: wallet and sometimes in-earphones.
Front right: phone.
Keys go wherevz, sweater pocket, that little pocket you find in chinos.

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>>45502132
this guy gets it

front left - phone
front right - money clip and keys
back pockets - papers, receipts, etc

I keep my pocket in my backpack, thank you very much.

How do you guys sit on your wallets?

>>45501283
Front left.

>>45504304
don't you know that most of /g/ has a bubble butt :3

>All these people who put keys in their pockets
Carabiner master race reporting in

>>45504344

redneck plz go

>>45504344
>JINGLE JINGLE JINGLE

>>45504353
>redneck
West Philadelphia, born and raised.

>>45501283
Front right pocket reporting in

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>>45504362
>he spent most of his days on a playground

>>45501505
This guy gets it. Used my left pocket since I broke my arm in middle school.

>>45501224
>>>/fa/
what kind of faggot mod lets this get to 100 replies?

>>45504382
>chillin out maxin relaxin all cool

>>45506389
>mods
>/g/
next you're going to tell me about how you have the potential for upward social mobility!

>>45501224
Daily reminder that if you care about how other people carry their phone, you are a full fucking retard...

>>45502300
Finally somebody gets it, all these cuckoo guys going sound ass backwards

>>45501906
Gypsies are truly the worst.

Daily reminder that if you still use toy devices that track you wherever you go, you are a full fucking child.

>back left pocket
>posts a picture of phone in back right pocket

kek

front left-phone
back left-wallet
back left wallet belt loop- caribiner with keys
back right- handkerchief and knife
front right- rosary pouch and 5 dollars in ones

>>45502300
are you me?

I keep my Nexus 5 in my front right.

>>45502025
>front right pocket: wallet
tip top lel
OP confirmed for faggot

>>45502132
front left: phone
front right: keys and condoms
back left: wallet
back right: more condoms