Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy, there he is! Look who finally decided to

>So Anon, do you have a girlfriend?

>Hey Anon, my laptop has been giving me some problems, maybe we can take a look at it after dinner?

>he
>>>/pol/

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>>45356329

>>45356342

ayy

>>45356316
Nice I've been adopted by a white family

>>45356440

>"Yeah Anon, I'm actually pretty good with computers too, have you seen that new Macbook?"

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>>45356316
white people have such awful facial aesthetics

no wonder you're so obsessed with us

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>>45356316
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

On this board we talk value and quality seriously for each and every post and thread.

>30 people here as I'm typing this
>mostly cousins who I don't know anything about
>had four beers before everyone got here
>had three more at dinner
>didn't say a word to anyone
>immediately retreated back to my office after dessert

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>>45356495
firthree gaijin

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>>45356316
look at this smug cunt, just waiting to bust your balls and make you sperg out

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>"H-hello"
>"D-do you want to see my lithe scrotum?"
>"H-here" *unzips dick*
>"I brought dragon dildos and cumlube..."
>"I-if you want to routinely peg me... I don't mind, honest!"

>>45356552
>>*unzips dick*
>OH GOD THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

>chinese style thanksgiving
>just ate and fugged my married 24 yo cousin behind her white beta husbands back
>gonna do the 18 yo one later

breddy gud

>>45356601
epic simply epic, my friend :)

>>45356637
nice

>>45356495
>implying asians look even remotely good

>>45356552
epic simply epic, my friend :)

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>>45356316
So far I've re-flashed Android on two Nexus 7s, Shift+restored an iPad and an iPhone, and re-installed Windows 8.1 on a desktop.

All for family members,

all for free.

And it's not even dinner time yet.

I have a Kindle Fire HD "acting funny" and it's the one device I don't really know what to do with. Too scared to flash AOSP on it because my cousin actually enjoys Amazon's shit, so just uninstalling various apps and reinstalling.

>>45356495
>complain about facial aesthetics
>post Asians

>Anon, why don't you tell us some of those funny stories you like to read with the green words ? Your aunt and cousins would love to hear them!

>>45356552
le epic maymay :^)

Oh God. Brings back memories. When I was like 15 I used to lap up this attention. I thought I was a super le genius. I'd be sitting at the table, then kind of feign boredom, so would grab my pre-calc/algebra or whatever work and do it at the table. No one in my family is educated well at all so they were like 'WOW, anon can do math with letters, what a genius!'. Then I'd open the terminal on Ubuntu and run shit like cmatrix.

>>45356316
>>>/soc/

>>45356793
>all for free
should start charging sexual favours. just sayin'

>>45357151

>>>/mad/

>>45356495
you're thinking of Americans

>>45356985
I would generally make fun of you but not today. I hope you aren't edgy and autistic like that anymore.

>At thanksgiving party hosted by uncle
>Everyone knows I'm the "nerdy computer kid" and brings their broken or glitched laptops/phones
>Ask if I can fix them for free
>After doing this for 5 years, I'm fed up, but come up with a plan
>"Sure, but I've graduated now with an engineering degree, and I'd like to be paid for my work. I can fix each device for $50 each."
>Surely, they will stop bugging me about this after such a ridiculous price
>"Ok anon, that's fine. You are a professional now."
>Fix 6 devices in 2 hours, get easy $300 and delicious thanksgiving dinner

>I just google'd problems on my phone

You just need to know how to scam retards. It makes holiday events so much more enjoyable, and profitable.

My parents and their friends are downstairs eating and talking and drinking, still.
They excused me from the table because I'm supposed to be writing a paper. But they keep yelling shit up at me, like, mocking me and shit. I don't know what the hell they're expecting from me. They're probably going to be here all fucking night too.

>>45356316
>Okay, first off my name isn't anon, it's GNU+Anon, or GNU/Anon....
>5 awkward minutes later
>and that's why you should use free as in freedom software

>>45357723
My man. I only ask for 20 eur though. But hey, it's not bad for someone who doesn't have a degree in googling :^)

>>45357240
is that your imaginary board where you hide your autistic butthurt?

Nothing really to do but harass my underage female cousins.

The only people that ever ask me for IT help is my parents and im okay with helping them.

You white people and your greedy families suck

>>45356316
People are being nice to you. So what that they are illiterate? Be nice in return.

>>45357723
nice. got a bj from my neice for fixing her iphone.

>>45356985
I love cmatrix. It's a lot of fun watching it.

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>>45356601
>>45356715
>>45356891

:^)

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>thanksgiving last year
>entire family is eating at the table
>excuse myself and go into my room and fap to my cousin, who is 14, 5 years younger than me
>moaning her name
> finish
>walk into the dining room
>didn't realize my baby cousin was placed in my room along with the radio thing for parents to hear if their baby is crying and that the other end was at the table with everyone
>everyone's giving me the death stare
>mfw
>run up into my room, throw the babby out, and lock myself in for the rest of the week
Fuck thanksgiving.

>>45357886
Me too. I sometimes run it on my second monitor when I'm not using it. I find it calming. I just don't let anybody see it, so they don't think that I'm trying to look cool.

>>45357926
>moaning while fapping

Who does this?

>>45357926
>pass on baby
everyone point and laugh at this faggot

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>>45357926
It's going to be a while for your family to rub that our of their memories.

Not americuck but during Christmas I used to just put headphones in and listen to music. Now that I live in the city with my wife I never speak to my shitty white trash family.

>>45357926
hehe. I hope this is true

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>>45357926
Fucking hell.


One year at Thanksgiving, we had a large family gathering. Since there were a lot of people there, some of us had to use sleeping bags and cots and air mattresses and whatnot.

I ended up with a sleeping bag next my parents. Had a wet dream about my cousin that night. I think I hid it pretty well when I went to change clothes in the morning, but it still felt pretty awkward.

I hope I don't talk in my sleep.

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>mfw I spend every holiday by myself

>>45356316
made me lol

One of the women were talking about funny memms she had seen lately. I had to put on my best normalfag face and try not to sperg out.

>>45358021
They smelled it.

>>45357926

who moans while fapping? are you a bitch?

Thank god I'm not Murrican.

>>45358021
>masturbates so infrequently he basically wets himself in his sleep
oy vey

>>45357851
Underrated post.

>>45357948
I only do it when I'm in full trap gear.

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>>45357887

Thanksgiving was last month, though.

>>45358033
It's the only way to spend the holiday comfortably.

>>45358104
grooming > harassing

>>45356316

>Hey who is this?
>Anon, he is our roommate
>I haven't seen him all day
>....
>everyone stares at you and says hey anon
>I just turn around and go back to my room, and cuddle with my body pillow.

>>45358083
Wet dreams are superior to masturbation in quality.

>>45358033
teach me the ways, do i kill my family?

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>>45358083
>becoming a porn addict who cant get it up for a real woman anymore

beta as fuck.

back in cave man days there were not enough women to go around. alphas would fuck the women and betas could only watch. so to quell their drive and desires they would watch and fap.

fapping is naturally beta, it signifies to your brain that your place in the pack is a beta watcher berrypicker.
it associates lack of work with sexual release.

sort your shit out anon

>>45358116
lol faggot

>>45358104
This isn't Reddit, there is no post rating system.

>>45358156
>>>/r9k/

>>45356534
>30 people here as I'm typing this
>mostly cousins who I don't know anything about
>immediately retreated back to my office after dessert

>being this antisocial

>>45358146
I've never had a wet dream. I'm 25. What's wrong with me?

>>45358146
>>45358156
>wetting yourself in your sleep is better than masturbation
have fun with that, faggots

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>>45356316
>tfw my family is just as anti-social as I am

Hell. I'm probably the most social in our family not counting my brother.

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>>45358154

You just need a really dysfunctional family, anon

It works wonders.

>>45358190
Same here. 22.

I mean. I might have, but I've never woken up with jizz in my underwear, and all my sex dreams stop before the deed ever happens.

>>45358190
If you started fapping early (~12), you wouldn't have gotten any.

>>45358154
get a job that makes you work holidays

>>45357948
>>45358067
>not talking about the fact he fapped to his cousin
/g/ is full of incestfags

>>45358221

>use to work at retail
>left at 8pm with house full of people
>hoping they will be gone when I get home
>come home at 4 am
>they are all still here

seriously go the fuck home you fucking social vampires.

>>45358195
this
except i'm even more socially retarded

>>45358221
>get a job

nice try

>>45358237
I fucked my aunt.

>>45358190
>>45358207
congrats, you learned to masturbate. masturbating prevents wet dreams. nothing wrong with it, everyone does it, and it's something to do when you don't have someone to fuck or when the person you fuck isn't in the mood. disregard the retarded neckbeards who think that not masturbating and not having anyone to have sex with gives you magical powers.

>>45358211
That's exactly what happened I guess. Cool.

Why wouldn't people play with themselves as soon as they realize that it feels good? Seriously.

>>45358237
I fucked some guy's aunt

>>45358206
well time to make a ploy to make my family dysfunctional

or what if, stick with me here, i become the dysfunctional one?

>>45358262
you sick fuck
^ this is what I would've called you if that was true

>>45358269
Nah I don't think that. I was just under the impression that somehow wet dreams are like an inevitable fact of puberty and I just never had it. Now that I know that you'd completely avoid the incident if you masturbated early on I realize that explains quite a bit.

>>45358237
Eh. To me, blood relation doesn't matter as long as it's not a relationship that might turn unhealthy if sex is introduced.

You know, like Parents and Children, Siblings that stuff. A cousin is usually really unimportant to the growth of you as a person.

>>45358237
Name one board that doesn't try to slip incest into the discussion every so often.

>>45358279
not incest
try harder incestfag

>>45358281
faggot
^ this is what I am calling you right now

>>45358262
Say more.

>>45358281
But it is true.
I'll make a thread on /b/ and post pics.

>>45358289
Those were some magical days. Where just the act of fapping was enough excitement to make it a special moment.

Now it's all scouring the net for all the weirdest shit to get off.

>>45358314
Why bring /b/ into this? We're having a good time here...

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>>45358120

I'm spending this thanksgiving alone. I don't know how I feel about it yet. After me mum passed I don't really give a shit about holidays anymore. Just had a bowl of Campbells Chunky Soup. Meh. Kinda miss the food tho.

>>45358300
maybe /pol/

>>45358294
there's still a degree of risk involved. yes, not as bad as parent-child or siblings, but there is a risk for the offspring and that is why it's taboo/illegal.

>>45356329
>>So Anon, do you have a girlfriend?

Every family reunion there's that one family memeber that always imagines you as a alpha-male getting all the panties wet.

>>45358341
They know you're beta as fuck, and they just say that to fuck with you.

>>45358303
desperate
^i'm calling you this right now

how about you stop being a beta shy bitch and get out there and fuck someone that you're not related to.

>>45358332
It's pretty condoned in race mixing threads.

>>45358341
Fuck this. I always just lie and say I'm between girlfriends. Little do they know I'm the alpha-male getting all the jockstraps toight.

>>45358340
While I agree reproduction should be avoided. It's not like sex in todays society is based around impregnation.

It's just sex. So why not?

>>45358314
even if you did post pics, it wouldn't prove you're related to her

>>45358341
this shit is fucking awkward
also this >>45358352

>>45358374
i'm under the impression that the partners in question take the incestual relationship seriously, which would eventually lead to having kids. but if it's just casual sex with proper protection, sure, why not.

>>did you guys know Anon built a computer this year? Didn't even get it from a store, he just put it together, isn't that incredible? Guy's like a tech-genius, I swear

Literally what happened to me not too long ago after I built my first computer.

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>>45356342
you '/pol/' faggot. 'he' is the assumed pronoun in any situation because the experiences of the male in this world are on average infinitely more interesting and far more often communicated than any female's. get fucking real you little dumbfuck go push your degenerate gender-neutral bullshit elsewhere stupid faggot we hate you.

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you niggers in a nutshell

>>45357866
What.

>that pitying look my parents give me
>you can go play on your laptop if you want anon
>t-thanks

>>45358319
I know what you mean. I have like 2TB of porn and i regularly find myself just losing interest after masturbating quite a bit.

Once not too long ago I decided to look into the Asian massage parlor industry in my area. Turned out Asian prostitutes are really attractive (I live in a fairly populous area so maybe there's just good competition and hence higher supply quality). I've had sex with 3 of these women now and I fear that the rush of real intimacy is the only thing that gets me off anymore. The real irony is that all this porn that has desensitized me has also (I imagine) made it that much harder to relate to women.

I have plenty of female friends, but haven't had a girlfriend in a very long time, and I'm just cool enough to pick up a girl for a one-night-stand.

Today I was so close to calling a new girl up and trying to book an appointment with her, but I thought that wouldn't be a good precursor to dinner with my family. I guess in that light I'm not SO far gone, but still.

>>45358341
They stop asking after a while

>>45358401
your tumblr is showing, cunt

>>45358408
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>tfw trans and wet dreams make you cry uncontrollably

;__;

>>45358412
Sorry I (obviously) meant I'm just NOT cool enough to pick up a girl for a one-night-stand.

>>45358408
she's legal and a bit of slut. you don't say no to that. made her pay for the screen replacement too

>>45358419
try again brah. the garbage i responded to is the only tumblr here. i put forth some good ol fashioned 4chan vitriol. ya dont like it, f*ck off to the gaming mouse thread you giant failure.

>>45358423
>trans
KIll yourself and rid your vile poison from the gene pool, degenerate.

>>45356695
>>45356495
>implying they all look the same

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>>45358423
I find this kind of hot.

>>45358440
Damn nice

Wish I had a slutty niece

>>45358412
>Asian massage parlour
I'd do this, but I dont want AIDS or some STD

>>45358461
http://niceme.me

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>>45358418
This.

>>45358194
or. . .

get some pussy

fucking faggot

>>45358412
see, neckbeards just need a dose of reality and to take shit in moderation. masturbating forever is bad, but not masturbating at all and expecting yourself to turn into a poon-magnet or a wizard is also retarded. just focus on bettering yourself instead of masturbating 5 times a day.

>>45357926
At least you know if your cousin wants the D or not.

>>45358211
>12
>early
is it weird to have started in preschool

>tfw alone in city for thanksgiving at a college where I have no friends

what should I do to pass the time

>>45358478
You know, I should be more scared, but they insist on condoms so the likelihood of most STDs is pretty low, and as far as I can tell I haven't gotten any (which I realize might sound delusional given that I've had sex with 3 different prostitutes).

If it's not too presumptuous, from studying the "monger" forums for this stuff, the community is pretty tight-knit and there's an understanding that you ruin it for the rest of the guys if you give a girl an STD. In addition, you get blacklisted and stuff by the "mama-sans" (basically the pimps, but women).

I doubt it's a perfect system, but I haven't even gotten herpes (or to be more accurate, I haven't broken out in herpes), and that's easily the most common and persistent STD around.

>>45358466
Go on...

>>45358449
>f*ck
now your tumblr is just like hanging out. it's like you're not even trying. apply yourself.

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>>45358554
Image search valensiyas.

Fap like crazy.

>>45358578
Or I could not go to jail

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>>45358478
>mfw this is the reason why I don't pursue bitches on craigslist too.
They're probably full of aids and stds that's why they have sex with strangers for free.

>>45358500
if you think you're going to get pussy every time you're horny, you're delusional or spending way too much money hookers.

>>45358542
At first I'm sure my mindset was to masturbate until my dick got rubbed off the face of the earth, but now I'm just looking for the occasional stress release. I basically only masturbate when the tension of not getting any starts to get in the way of interacting with "co-workers" as people (i'm a grad student so calling them "co-workers" when they're really just other students is kind of wrong)

Pinned

>>45358553
nope. there's no masturbation switch that flicks on at a certain age.

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I've felt those feels my friend.

>>45358565
It's my dream to make a trans come. I want to force her to come while being ashamed of it.

Pretty hot if you ask me.

>>45358598
If you know you have AIDS and you have sex with someone without telling them, it's assault with a deadly weapon or something like that. It's a really serious crime.

Prostitutes have a very direct motivation. You give them a lot of money to spread their legs and pretend to enjoy you humping them. You're drastically overthinking this if you're looking for an ulterior motive.

>>45358631
>her

>>45358574
it's just my SCHTAO, bro. just my schtao. god, how many times do i have to say that. are you not at least a little irked by that ">he" comment? so goddamn stupid. the scenario set up in the original post resonates moreso with males. it just does. that's the way of the world. so it's ok that OP used "he". it's ok and we all need to get used to gender-specific pronouns cause they're here to fucking stay and whoever doesn't identify with em is undesirable to humanity and an overall disgrace to the species

>mom's dead
>3/4 of my grandparents are dead
>maternal extended family doesn't like my dad because he called my uncle a cunt (he is a cunt), and I didn't get invited to my cousin's wedding so fuck'em
>paternal extended family is only half-related to me anyway
>spending Thanksgiving with my dad, thinking of running to the mall tonight to watch people act like idiots for muh deals

>>45358642
As long as it looks cute I don't give a shit.

>>45358412
This is actually my fetish. Weird as it sounds. Not just massage parlors my you know, prostitutes.

Shame I live in Sweden where that shit is hard as fuck to come by. At least for someone like me.

>>45358640
You're talking about prostitutes, but I'm talking specifically about random bitches on craigslist close encounters section.

>>45358631
This shouldn't be arousing but it is

I don't understand my sexuality anymore ;__;

>>45358659
>Not hiring a prostitute to fucking massage you
>being a Swede ever

>>45358613
yeah, regular people go through the same process as they grow up. only people with brain problems don't change from that initial mindset of masturbating at every opportunity. and once they're addicted, they think the only way out is to pretend that not masturbating forever turns their dick into a pussy magnet or gives them magical alpha powers. spoiler: it doesn't.

>>45358659
For the longest time I found myself fascinated by the reviews people would post for prostitutes. In particular I found myself turned on by the descriptions of the clothing the women were wearing when they greeted the Johns at the door and every little thing they did from the shower to the bedroom.

I'm not sure if I'm turned on by erotic literature (I've never looked into it) or if it's the voyeuristic sensation of knowing that somewhere not THAT far from where I am there are people fucking these women exactly as I'm reading it. I strongly think it's the latter.

The photos of the prostitutes help.

Honestly, the whole thing is VERY much like Yelp, but for women. Maybe not as refined a website, but more refined than seedy Craigslist ads.

>>45358687
Even if for some reason I wanted a massage from a prostitute that's not the problem. The problem is actually finding one.

>>45358682
As far as I'm concerned I don't give a crap what I do as long as it's with someone cute.

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>>45358652
>dicks
>cute

>>45358464
>implying they don't

>>45358726
>dicks
>not cute

What are you, a faggot?

>>45358665
Ah yeah I wouldn't ever go for that. I think that's part of why a random hookup bothers me more than paying. As insane as this sounds, the business operation of prostitution is pretty client-friendly. Mongers talk and if one of them had to explain to their wives why they suddenly have herpes you can bet they'll tell the community whom they fucked and they'll get to the bottom of who to blacklist themselves. So yeah there's a huge focus on customer satisfaction (as seedy as that sounds).

>>45358643
after re-reading the posts, i think we both should feel a little retarded as we both slammed each other for thinking the other is being a politically-correct, feminist, tumblr-fag.

>>45358715
I've done that once or twice. Though I'm quite a voyeur as well on top of the prostitution fetish.

>>45358721
doesn't Sweden have craigslist, backpage or something?
I thought Sweden was liberal and would have some prostitutes openly offering sex over there.
I mean I was just walking down the streets of Brussels the other day and I saw plenty of prostitutes.

>>45358721
Depends where you live I'd assume. I live in California near the SF Bay Area so there are a lot of Asians. I've never looked into it but I'd assume it wouldn't be hard to find here.

>>45358803
that fucking gif. every. damn. time.

>>45358757
Sweden was social democratic, then it got mutinied by feminazis and now they're starting to get mutinied by plain ass Nazis.
It's fucking funny.

>>45358803
>tfw you'll never play with Chloes foreskin

>>45358803
Dude put that away, this is a Thanksgiving thread.

>>45358824
>not eating out a trap for Thanksgiving dinner

>>45358803
my boss is gonna love this

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>>45358838

>>45358752
Since when do SJWs censor profanities? They think they're immune to social mores and taboos because they're female.

>>45358837
>tfw trap and alone on thanksgiving

>>45358752
haaaaa well it started with you, brah. i tried explaining that the post i was responding to was the one being tumblr-y. next time take a few extra seconds and read an entire sentence or two, will ya?

>>45358757
>doesn't Sweden have craigslist, backpage or something?

Nope. Closest we have to craigslist is mostly just for stuff like old cars and tables.

'>I thought Sweden was liberal and would have some prostitutes openly offering sex over there.

Nope. Quite the other way around actually. I mean, I've never once in my life seen a prostitute in Sweden. At least not what I know. The rules are also quite severe and the police goes after people quite hard.

>>45358792
Pretty hard I think. I mean, I haven't even seen a strip club in Stockholm. The sex business in very hidden here, and I assume quite limited.

I think you mostly need to be in those kinda circles to get in on the action here.

>>45358821
Not if you live here. Shit sucks.

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>>45356316

>Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy, there he is! Look who finally decided to crawl out of that cave, everyone!

Oh, hi everyone! Glad to see you all. *grabs a glass* Thank you this opportunity. Free software is the software that respects it's user's freedoms. There are 4 essential freedoms that each user of coputer should have.

...

and this is why proprietary software must not exist. Thank you for your attention.

If I've got enyone interested, I can gratis assist you with installing free software on your laptops or phones.

>>45358402
Still less disgusting than sex with a black.

>>45356329
>>Hey Anon, my laptop has been giving me some problems, maybe we can take a look at it after dinner?
All the time. All the fucking time.

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>>45356329
>that feel when I have a boyfriend
>only my sister knows

>>45358331
Kill yourself

>>45356495
There is a liitle amount of people obsessed with the united states actually - too many niggers. In my opinion Finland, Russia or Norway are three best places to live in.

>>45358865
It's even worse in Sweden yes. Prostitution is legal, but hiring one is not. The man goes to prison, the woman is free to go.

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Okay choose one guys!
Sex with your mom or sex with pic related?

>>45358865
As an American, I can't help but relish in the existence of a political entity that is more extravagantly retarded than my own.
At least the GOP doesn't want to make hate crimes legal.

>>45358880
Hi miles :3

>>45356793
>re-installed Windows 8.1 on a desktop
>all for free

Enslaving your relatives to the corporations, and doing it gratis? What a monstous thing to do!

Only aggree to help with computers if they will have exclusively free software.

>>45358897
How did you know?

>>45358893
sex with your mom

>>45358880
see
>>45358883

touka > all

>Half asian half white
>Hate asian & not my type
>Only my asian side live in Canada with me

I don't enjoy family gatherings as much as I would have liked to.

>>45358906
nigger not my mom, i'm talking about your mom retard

>>45358872

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact...

>>45358905
I'm your soul mate

>>45358909
Did you plan on making retarded babies with your white cousins or something?

>>45358803
Am I the only male in the universe to dry fap? Seriously? Do you people not have dicks made of steel?

At least all of your families are nice, this is what happened to me last christmas:

>At my cousins, only my family, my cousins's family, and their drunk ultra-catholic grandmother
>Aunt asks me what i'm doing
>Tell her i'm writing some shit
>"Ohh, i do art myself, wait.."
>Comes back with three huge books of '''artsy''' photos of their holidays, make me watch all of them while commenting on how she used the light in this and that photo and who is everyone in there(not kidding, regular vacation photos, i don't know who the fuck she think he kids)
>2 hours later, middle of the dinner, drunk old lady keeps getting drunk, ask me what i'm writing about
>"Subjective creation of the world"
>"Oh, but that has been written a 1000 times, and none like the bible, anon! Better do something else with your life"
>Okay.jpg
>Some time later drunk old lady see me refuse wine
>"WHaTs YoUr ProblEeeM anon?? Yo u Are too godo to drink? who do you think tyou kid??"
>Explain to her i just don't want to start drinking so early cause i'm going out later
>"PffffFf f i stArted liKe FicvE hODSUrs Agoo"
>Looks at me like she is asking for me to flip out
>Remain quiet.
>Time goes by
>Someone brings a laptop with skype to chat with my uncle
>As soon as uncle appears he goes "ahahaha oh my god anon, you look like che guevara!" (was really bearded)
>"Whhat!!! AAAare yOu A commmunist?!?? Do Yo U NKNOw He kiklled a lot of PoePOLE???"
>Fuck'ssake.jpg
>Say "n-no, no... i just forgot to shave"
>Don't hear me, just shouts at the computer ""HEY CHARLSFLES DO YOU THINK THE APOCALYPSIS IS NEAR? THERE IS A LOT OF SIGNS LATELY!"
>Uncle can be seen cringing on the other side of the world

Luckily my uncle (mother's brother) was fucking her secretary, and my aunt kick him out really badly, so my family side with him, so no more Christmas there.

>>45358917
Is in fact a GNU Operating System.

>>45358909
OH KYLE COME TASTE AUNTY FISH BALLS. WHY YOU SO RUDE. YOU COME DOWN NOW.

>>45358928
i do that sometimes

>>45358928

im uncut

>>45358878
ask for money or sexual favours if they're bangable. stop being a doormat.

>>45358895
If I weren't suck a NEET I would love to move. It's fucking great living in Sweden don't get me wrong. Probably among one of the best to at least grow up in. But it's an incredibly boring country where every day you hear how it's going farther down the toilet.

Just out of curiosity. Which countries in Europe are the most growing and while not being bogged down in all the /pol/ hated stuff?

I keep thinking something like Switzerland.
Maybe I'll just move to glorious Finland one day.

>>45358951
master race

>>45358951
Well, so am I. Your point is?

>>45357731
They're expecting you to stop being a faggot, pretend to be done with your 10th grade writing assignment, and come down to sneak drinks when nobody is looking, like a real teenage boy.

>>45358957
Flytta till Finland istället. Mer eller mindre alla moderna finnar pratar någon form av svenska eller engelska och det är mycket bättre att bo där.

>>45358957
Just move to malmo for excitement.

>>45358951
>>45358966
non jew masterrace reporting

>>45356531
>desktop threads
>stupid questions threads
>value
2/10 you made me chucklefart