Lol, security guards in SanFran want $20 an hour? Fine, her

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sage

>>45304741
>Nov 23, 2014 02:50 PM EST
>old

what I'm wondering, is if there is a legal way to fuck with them
like put a rock in front of them that they can't drive over

/r/ "You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker" on the OPs pic.

It's not from Psycho-Pass, you are sure?

we need will smith

>>45304936
Put a sack over them.

>>45304995
no, tom cruise

>>45304936
surround them with cardboard people. but then again, they probably have some routine that will warn a human operator whenever they're blocked.

>>45304936
its legal until its not. Essentially expect new legislation to be ejaculated all over us to "protect mah investment" I will claim the head of robots when its possible, go fuck yourself overlords. put really people on the streets, cause im not putting up with fucking robots enforcing shit laws.

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Never know when I might come up against heavy armor. Give me the GEP gun.

>>45304735
can they even do anything or are they as useless as real shitcurity guards?

>>45304735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ww4lQgY_Ss

>Move along citizen

YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY.

Whoever marketed that shit to the local governing body, well fucking done that man.

Must be an ex Apple team member.

>they're
good to see retards still have a place on 4chan, as OP.

>>45305101
fucking bullshitters, holy fuck

>>45305024
>destroying private property is now not illegal

retard

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>>45304955

Nice, something else to monitor you.

Thank god I live in a nation where people have rights, including those to privacy and not some shithole like murica.

>>45305173

Back to reddit, newfriend

>>45305422
you have no expectation of privacy in public

This is awesome. I want one for the mall I go to near work to keep the lad kids out.

>>45305510
Orstrayin'?

>>45305512
>http://www.latinpost.com/articles/26391/20141123/robocops-in-silicon-valley-300-pound-five-foot-robots-to-protect-the-area.htm

Yes

Great

>Robocop
>"What you are doing is illegal. You will be apprehended under hillary's stop antisocial behaviour act of 2034."
>Human Cop
>"You're breaking the law, but it's a shit law and taxpayer dollars could be spent on better things"

>>45305499
you belong on reddit, faggot.

>>45305524
>thinking they will do anything but beep really loudly to embarrass and bring attention then call the real authorities.

We won't be I-Robot until atleast the 22nd century.

>>45305524
"You have a right to disagree with the law, but not to disobey it."
-JFK

>>45305542
Those are the words of a leader that wants to be assassinated

>>45305024
1) they're private property, which already has laws protecting it
2) shut up, luddite

>If a person steps in front of the K5 robot, it will stop and move around the person, while sending a video to the control center

REMEMBER NO EXPECTATION OF PRIVACY IN PUBLIC THEY'RE HERE TO PROTECT YOU JUST MOVE ALONG

>>45305542
>listening to a dead person
I'm alive and he's dead
me: 1
JewFK: 0

I'd probably steal me one of those.

>>45305407
The one time I find this maymay funny. Thank you.

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>Merely resemble a wanted criminal, missing person or sex offender
>Malldroids call the cops on you every single time
What a horrible future.

>>45305542
"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so."
-Thomas Jefferson

>>45305563

I guess you don't like humans having memories of you in public places either.

>>45304735
These things are probably able to tackle someone running away.

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>BBC sues silicon valley for copyright infringement

You heard it here

>>45305101
I for one welcome our robot overlords.

>>45305588
>All of these exaggerated hypotheticals

/g/ pls

>>45304735
>Lol, security guards in SanFran want $20 an hour? Fine, here's they're replacements:

>Implying these are more effective than security guards.
>Implying the technology is cheaper.

Please, be more stupid. My sides are not needed.

>>45304936
>what I'm wondering, is if there is a legal way to fuck with them

gravel

>>45305594
>The memory of strangers is effectively identical to a machine designed for survey and record.

I hope you realize you've just established that the quality of discussion for the rest of the thread will be very low.

>>45305645
One time investments + electricity for charging will be a lot less costly than hiring and maintaining the pay of security guards and their benefits.

>>45305659
No machine is a "one time investment", are you devoid of all ability to reason?

>>45305659
Somebody still needs to maintain the unemployed security guards. Somebody will pay that.

>>45305645
company claims they can have one running three shifts for only $3000 a month.

pretty cheap m8.

>>45305675
There's way too many variables that we both no to argue that.
>>45305679
Different argument for a completely different topic.

>>45305570
>I'd probably steal me one of those.

Some damn fine parts in there. Be certain to have a faraday cage for transport to disable GPS.

>>45304976
I think we are more fucked than in RoboCop scenario.
>>45305004
Clearly we need Kougami and Tsunemori here.
>>45305645
For simple guard duties they can be use as telepresence drones.
>>45305659
Plus enforcer teams as reaction measure.

It's like in my Shadowrun RPG!

>>45305659
>One time investments

The stupid is strong here.

>>45305695
>Enforcer teams
Being cops who get put on call to "React" when they alert to children chucking pebbles and pouring drinks on them.

>>45305685
>company claims

Can I sell you a bridge m8? You seem the sort to truly need one.

>>45305703
Compared to a human security guard, quit being a pedantic ass.

>>45305695
>For simple guard duties they can be use as telepresence drones.

Bullshit. The only thing they can replace is a camera. Cameras are far cheaper.

>>45305705
Future looks bright, doesn't it?
And then those teams will be drones also, because of reasons you mentioned.

>>45305711
>quit being a pedantic ass.

Ahh yes, name calling. The first sign of failure.

Well played, thank you.

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they should have kept that clear dome

>>45304735

1. security guards don't get $20/hour
2. those things are shit because they sure as shit aren't going to be able to do anything during a home invasion/robbery
3. >latinpost
4. you realize that the company that makes these probably paid off the writers to hype their product for them right?

sage for idiocy

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>>45304735

>TFW Misaka railguns your robots

>>45305755
>thinks its for home invasions

>>45305714
>only
And you can't mount weapons on a robot. Or loudspeaker. No Sir, it's impossible.
>>45305725
Costs for employing humans in western part of world is skyrocketing unless you are ready to hire lame, sick or emigrants. Not everyone is interested in that or simply needs effective way of guarding property. And since you are upgrading to high grade surveillance systems anyway, why not make them mobile and more versatile? With enough production volume buying price plus upkeep will at some point be lower than hiring flesh and blood. It's matter of economy and as a bonus you don't have to fight with unions, regulations and all that useless law rules. Trully, a corporate heaven.

>>45305659

you're wrong

security jobs pay min wage with no benefits unless you work for the goverment

these things are just giant security cameras, why would I blow money on these when I can just get a few cameras? They're cheaper to run and replace anyway

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>>45305542
>>45305593
"Nigga, just deal with it."
-BHO

>The K5 look and design is not intimidating

>>45305755
Nigga, security guards can't do fuck all for a robbery anyway.

>>45305768

what else would you used a hired cop for

the reason you get a gaurd is so that they can kick someone's ass if they cause problems

>>4530576

>And you can't mount weapons on a robot.

from a legal standpoint it is. You know how much you're going to have to pay to the ATF to make it legal? Lots, and it's only transferable to FFL holders. Then you have the problem where it's illegal for it to discharge the weapon at all and likely illegal to have it armed

>>45304936
>>45305000
>>45305009
>>45305024
>>45305654

You realize, they're all on Microsoft property, so by fucking with them you'd be tresspassing, and they're taking pictures of you the whole time...

>>45305782

>guard walks into person robbing an office
>pls stop
>robber attacks guard
>guard shoots robber
>100% ok because self defense

even in California this works

Do they come from a world without stairs?

>>45305793
Any competent person/team robbing a place with security will obviously do their research.

The security guard in movie stigma became a thing for a reason.

>>45305798

they come from a VC whore inside silicon valley

in this world, people only travel via segways to their official office playrooms where they bro out between hardcore coding sessions on their brand new ipads

"stairs" as a concept cannot exist in this world because why have a staircase when you can have a golden elevator with yoga balls in it

>>45305820

>Any competent person/team robbing a place with security will obviously do their research.

that doesn't happen

the vast majority or robberies occur when underprivileged hispanic youths see a shiny office building built next to their section five homes and set off the alarms breaking in through a rollup door

in these instances, they don't care about a moving camera, especially when they know they can sell it to some merchant at their local flea market

I've seen it happen myself, got three stolen NASes for $40 off some beaner who didn't know what a NAS was, just that when it booted it gave him a command prompt he couldn't read. Same with iphones and other things like TVs.

then the rentarobocop shoots a black man
mistakes him as black pixel

>>45305792
>You realize, they're all on Microsoft property
del c:/*.*

>>45305837
>mistakes him

haha, good one

>>45305422
Shut the fuck up, hippie fuck

>>45305831
Phew, those are a lot of claims backed with absolutely no sources.

>>45305422
You have no expectation of privacy in public. You are free to record in public.

>>45305101
>5' tall and 300 lbs

So like a bunch of real security guards.

>>45305868
Until you can get sued for recording someone without their permission. Which is why documentaries and other movies often have blurred out identities.

>>45305877
Until there is a law that allow such civil lawsuits, there is nothing like that by default.

>>45305884
>there is nothing like that by default
Then why do they even bother in the first place?
Granted these two completely different situations and surveillance/security laws supersede any such thing.

I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW DALEK OVERLORDS

>>45305877
the only time you have to get permission is if you are going to make money off the picture/video/whatever

>>45306054
Not true.

>>45306068
10/10 argument

>>45305897
>Then why do they even bother in the first place?
Lawyers are happy to take money from people indulging in "principled" arguments. The lawyer should argue that they have no case on which to stand but the plaintiff would still push the case to court.

>>45306073
If someone doesn't like how they look/are portrayed in your film. They can sue you for a petty "rights violation" suit. That's why they get people to sign these away.

You're a dummy.

>>45306088
Security footage is not a film.

Note the lack of anyone suing a bank over the fact that they were recorded whilst robbing the place.

>>45306088

>private property

It's diff.

But complaining about being recorded in public is like complaining that someone saw you in public

>>45306105
>Robot security guard

Let that sink in m8, it's a security camera on wheels - anything it films is security footage.

Your entire argument that this is unlawful is wrong.

You're the DUMMY here m8.

>>45306123
The conversation steered away from it m8.

>>45306135
>Oh shit I'm wrong
>Nah i'll just say I wasn't even talking about that

Good work m8.

>>45306141
>You are free to record in public. >>45305868
"You" was implied to be your average joe.

What fucking country doesnt give at least 20 dollars in pay?

Norway here. You guys are poor

>>45306167
>what is cost of living
Commiefornians though.

Lol america.

You stupid fucks can't even see where you're headed. A military-controlled, robotic-police and drone controlled fucking nightmare.

>>45306199
Hi UK, how are those cameras and tv licenses?
You get new silverware yet? Don't forget to bring your ID!
Make sure to be nice on the internet, or you're going to jail. Also be sure to thank Allah before you go to bed.

>>45306212
>Thinking i live in a dreary rainy shithole
But hey, at least UK police can't murder people with no repercussions at all or be detained indefinitely without trial.

>>45306225
>UK police can't murder people with no repercussions at all or be detained indefinitely without trial.

How naive are you to think they haven't done this? Or that any major country hasn't done this?

>>45306231
There's a difference between doing it and doing it legally, dickhead.

>>45306235
But UK like any other country has done this /legally/ because government is government wherever you go?

Stop thinking only us Burgers do corrupt shit.

>>45306245
>>45306235
please name one government that has not fucked over its people for a few cents.

>>45305611
think you mean gainax mate.

>>45306098
They can't show the tape publicly, which proves my point further.

>>45305101
We Psycho-Pass now

>>45305052
Prod with the prod

>>45305792
You realize, Microsoft just happens to be a customer, and presumably they'll be in other places too

Just surround that nigga with stepmasters.

>>45304735
this sounds like such a fucking awful idea

>>45305407
Yes, Yes, OH GOD YES!
Tipy toppest fucking kek.
But seriously, how long until someone gratifies one to look like a dalek? Or superglues a toilet plunger or two onto it?

>Psycho Pass
IT'S HAPPENING

>>45305101
As terrified about the future and privacy as I am this does look fucking cool.

>>45306326
niggers can jump though they'll get over it.

surround them by a moat.

>>45305101
this gon' be a real slippery slope

>>45305024
>damaging private property is legal untill its not
protip:its not

>>45306394
Oh shit nigga

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>>45305407
for April fools someone should make them roam around screaming exterminate or spout some claptrap quotes

>>45305588
>being a disgusting male

You deserve it.

>walk to the middle of the robots
>activate EMP bomb
>continue with your day as usual

>>45307218
>doesn't understand how EMP bombs work

>>45306252
Venezuela prior to Chavez' death.

>>45307361
get
the
fuck
>>>/out/
and read a book

>>45305785
>what else would you used a hired cop for
>the reason you get a gaurd is so that they can kick someone's ass if they cause problems

security guard here:
you're a moron. only the insane-rich can afford home security like that. most guards stand post at businesses, and on the occasions that it's residential, its for shit like gated communities and ghettos, where the guard would be looking out for the grounds rather than a specific home.

>>45304735
these are hardly a replacement for anything. it can't apprehend anyone, as a malfunction = a sued owner rather than a sued and fired guard.
it can't employ force to protect people because again, malfunction = liability to the owner rather than to the guard.
it can't employ lethal force because it would be an electronic trigger device (classified as a machine gun) and the liability would be rediculous in the case of malfunction.
It can't administer first aid or CPR...because again, liability for malfunction would fall to the owner rather than onto an expendable employee.

face it: guardbot doesn't insulate the owner from the expenses related to being sued for malfunction quite like a human guard who, as a legal agent himself, can be sued independantly of the firm he is employed by.

Plus there's the fact that they can't even navigate a roadside curb without falling over.

>>45307523
Guardbot doesn't exist to replace you retard, it exists to reduce your numbers. In the presentation they said that a team of 10 security staff could be reduced to 3 humans babysitting 7 robots.

>>45305312
>>45305561
>>45305792
Implying that devices like these wont be employed in public spaces. What defines public and private space anyhow? Some dollar bills? You all don't understand what a commons is and how the commons has been snaked from under your feet. Literally. You guys are such tools it hurts. Thanks for the keks.

>>45307523
Aye, the same thing could have been said for airline travel 50 years ago. You don't seem to be comprehending what is going on in this country. There is extreme profit in mechanization of tasks which would normally be carried out by low paid humans. Fast food, security, service. Its all going to be replaced by automation and mechanization. The cost to develop these systems is high... but once the numbers have been crunched and the math done... well you dont ever need to put any more capital into it. This is unlike a human worker which regardless will need capital to maitain and replacement when they can no longer perform the task.

>>45304735
>beanerpost

>>45305777
dem trips

>>45307523
If they're all property of OmniCorp or whatever and everyone rents them then the company would be liable. And I'm sure they'd be able to handle it.

>>45307755
would they want to, really?

I mean, if I could have a choice between
>taking financial responsibility for myself
>pawning financial responsibility on some expendable sap

which would I choose and which would generate more revenue?

>>45306076
>Lawyers are happy to take money from people indulging in "principled" arguments.
I can confirm

>>45307633
>What defines public and private space anyhow?
The documents saying that land is owned by the government or a private citizen do my friend.
I have a detailed map that lists exactly where the property I own goes to and where it stops.
Anywhere there is my privately owned property, anything outside that I treat as someone else's.

>>45307772
When you can base your business model on taking the fall or lawyering up a legal barricade you would. The company deving these things would most likely do one of these things.
At $3k a month per unit you'd be able to afford the occasional legal case.

>>45305062
They automatically detect people who move too fast, are too loud, are overly nervous or hide their face. This hints at a crime happening.
In such a case a human operator is notified, who can talk over a live feed and use the inbuilt taser or pepperspray.

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>>45307755
Looking forward to when I can rent one for parties.

>>45304735
Yeah, put a bunch of dildos guarding stuff in SF, that'll keep the faggots out for sure...

Well this thread got me to watch psycho-pass.
I dread watching one of the random shows on my drives for chance of them being shit.
This was thoroughly enjoyable.

>>45304735
>inb4 EXTERMINATE jokes

>>45308537
l8

I wonder how long it'll take before somebody hacks it to yell "EXTERMINATE!"
>>45304936
somehow make them follow you and run up some stairs.

Cyberpunk is now
Who's up to backdoor one of these?

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>>45305101
>>45304735
feels cyberpunk man

nothing more comfy than security drones