It's can be unboxing time? Unboxing time.

it's a dildo

>>45137888
>i made a consumer purchase and i'm going to be an attentionwhore about it
repeating digits confirm keion master race

Please be intel nuc or dragon dildo

MSI 970 confirmed.

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Oh boy!

>>45137918
>ipad with no microsd, filesystem access, 4chan apps
>shit mouse
>not MacBook Pro master race
Top kek

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>>45137918

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>>45137918

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>>45137918

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>>45137937
>not liking my mouse
>implying it isn't actually just a dead mouse that came free with the package

>>45137918
it's two dildos

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>>45137918
>Macbook Air

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Aww yeah, that beautiful packaging.

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>>45137918 just wow

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>>45137918
>1440 x 900 glossy 30hz TN panel

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Wait a minute...

UPS and ontrac* Out for delivery*.
10 hours later, still nothing. Godammit.

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>>45137987
is this Slide To Unclock 2.0?

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>>45137987
>lenovo

>>45137978
>implying the human eye can see past 24hz
>implying the human eye can see past 30 ppi
>implying the human eye can see the difference between IPS and TN

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This isn't a macbook!

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>Poor fags

>>45137987
>>45137963
congratulations son, your gay!

OP le rused us xDD

>>45137987
Where'd you get your mousepad?

>>45138022
>your

>>45138011
>implying humans have eyes

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OMG OMG what about my Apple® iPad™ Pro™ Retina®?

No...

>>45138048
nice

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>>45138048
>1+

>>45138037
>how can mirrors be real then

>>45138077
>he thinks mirrors are real

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This thing is packaged pretty nicely.

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I like it.

>>45138099
>>45138048
>>45138013
>>45137987
I fucking love unboxings that turn around like this.

>>45138088
>he thinks reality is real

wake up sheeple

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The processor on this thing is pretty damn nice. Can't wait to put it through its paces.

>>45138115
Who are these sperm worms?

>>45138141
not gonna lie, kinda jelly right now...

>>45138146
Boku no yuri

>>45138141
>caring about performance on a laptop
>>>/v/

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wut

>>45138173
Where does the ride end?

>>45138146
>he hasn't watched it
kill yourself

>>45138173
>MDX
You deserve this, faggot.

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>>45138173

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>>45138173

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>>45138173
why

>>45138179
>>45138187
>>45138193
>>45138206
Samefag

>>45138219
indeeedo, just needed to bump the thread a lil bit.

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Why is OS X so fucking gorgeous?

>>45138219
ok kid

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>>45138231
what is going on

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This wallpaper the previous owner set is ugly as sin though, lets find something more /g/ appropriate.

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I hate these annoying things. Why can't it just let me download the image?

>>45138013
What model is that? Y10p or something like that?

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Oh shit, help /g/ I think my mac is infected!

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>>45138300
>>45138282
>>45138260

>>45138300
clean it quick!

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pls halp /g/, they want money to unlock the full version

>>45138231
yuyushiki is fucking garbage

>>45138346
fite me irl

>>45138336
i would just ask for a refund from the person you bought it from, selling infected hardware is pretty dodgey

>inb4 the phone has iOS

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shit shit shit

please help /g/ i don't no what to do there's nothing in finder

all i can see is a bunch of files called .DS_Store and .localized

>>45138367
click all my files

>>45138367
Did you check the baterie?
Did you remove the batery before turning it on.
Sometimes it might be the batterie that has shorted out.

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>>45138367
>.DS_Store

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Well that was fun trying to channel my inner mac user.

>>45138013
>gateway
FUCKING
DROPPED

>>45137978
I prefer glossy panels. Almost every matte display I've ever used looks washed out as fuck compared to a comparable glossy, and the glare thing is usually easy to manage by positioning your lights in a non-moronic fashion.

Not defending the macshit, but my main monitor is a 27" glossy IPS and I've been pretty happy with it.

>>45138424
ayy it was a transformation pack

>>45138442
>transformation pack
u wot m8

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>>45138346
>not liking Boku no qt grls Installing Gentoo the anime

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>>45138424

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>>45138346

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>>45138466
You're at a LAN and this grill slaps your LCD's digitizer, what do you do?

>>45138466
>liking manchild garbage
>Not Motoko

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>>45138484
>>45138490

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I wonder what I should test first on this.

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I'll give Company of Heroes a test run at maximum settings.

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>>45138525

>>45138525
If you want to test it, run Lenovo's UEFI Diagnostics tool. It's crazy fucking good.

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I ran these benches for you since I know you love gaymen so much /g/.

>>45138525
>>45138552
>>45138584
>gaming laptop
top lel

>>45138552
You forgot to max brightness

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>>45138651
It's not so bad considering I paid regular laptop price for it.

It was the last one in the store though. And all the ones on eBay at that price have broken ports, cracked screens, or some crap like that.

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>>45137888
>>45137918
>>45137950
>>45137963
>>45137987
>>45138013
>>45138048
>>45138099
>>45138115
>>45138141
>>45138173
>>45138231
>>45138260
>>45138282
>>45138367
>>45138424
>>45138525
>>45138724
I don't know how to feel about these pics. Fuck you although I did like the oneplus one part.

>>45138173
Can you post a pic of that extra large mousepad? Where did you buy it from?

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>>45138871
>implying i didn't custom print it from artsbovine

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>>45138871

>>45138115
what anime is that?

>>45139150
boku no yuru

>>45139150
Blue submarine No. 6

>>45139163
>>45139175
Sure is /a/ in here, faggots.

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>>45139163
>>45139175
>le ebin trolling maymay

>>45139150
It's Dragon Ball Y

>>45139200
get out akazi

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>>45139222
pls no bully

>>45139255
>not using png for the transparent slut

>>45138584
>33 fps average
>9 fps minimum
>good

I don't like black people.

>>45138584
nice thread op, enjoying the ride

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>>45139295

fuck you OP

>>45139200
Faggot.

>>45139341
>implying CoH is well optimized
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsdyjLsD-dc

gj OP

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>>45139504
You seem upset onii-chan.

>>45138525
>micoshaft wangblows 8.1

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>>45140633
>not using Microshaft Winblows 98

9/10 I giggled OP

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>not buying SP3 to replace both laptop and tablet

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>>45141550
>Outta Control Panel

>>45141550
>>45141656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_SZRhWr1s