hey /g/ i read that anonymous started on 4chan, are you guys part of anonymous? if so can you teach me how to hack a computer?
Anon, if it's not a bait, listen:
1. -> Anonymous irl is just a meme.
2. -> 4chan does not care about anonymous.
3. -> irl there is really few hackers on 4chan, and they are not on /g/.
4. -> You will never learn something useful here, get out as fast as you can.
That's all. Anoymous are kill, and you are a dumb, 'cause you believe they really do something.
Op if you want to learn to hack the first step is getting the tracking files off of your computer.
Go to your c drive and open the windows folder. From there you need to be looking for something called "system32". If it's there you're OS is reporting back to its manufacturer and you'll never get away with anything. Right click on this file and delete it. Ignore the warning messages as they are simply a self preservation tool.
THEY DIDN'T EVEN GET IN, MUCH LESS LOCK ANYTHING FROM THE INSIDE, ALL THEY DID WAS SURROUND AND BLOCK THE DOOR.
Oh wait, I forgot you mentioned
Well, those are groups that actually know how to hack. That does not include Anonymous. In fact, real hacking groups include UGNazi which actually TARGETTED AND BROKE 4CHAN.
Not the NSA, Microsoft. System32 reports all activity from inside windows back to Microsoft and logs any suspicious internet activity. All they have to do is forward this info to law enforcement and bang, you're fucked.
First of all, don't ask /g/. Anonymous resides on >>>/b/
Second of all, surrounding and blocking the door, which is the only thing Anonymous does, is not breaking in.
Third of all, even if some of us on /g/ know how to actually break in, most true 1337 h4x0rs will only throw anything over popular people and major sites because big political reasons, not crack your personal enemy's password for you.
To be fair, there have been a few Anonymous groups that did actually know how to hack. There was that one that released a trojan torbutton version on pedo onion sites that revealed people's IP addresses, and I believe Lulzsec started out as an Anon group, didn't they?
But yeah, for the most part it's all just "volunteer to be part of a DDoS botnet".
Op, you HAVE to get system32 off of your machine, it's the critical 1st step.
Open a notepad and type the following:@echo off
Save it with a .bat extension. Double click on it and system32 will be gone forever!
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDED I TRIED LINUX ONCE AND IT DIDNT EVEN WORK YOU GUYS ARE PATHETIC YOU
ALL WANNA WORK WITH SOME CSI BULLSHIT, TRUST ME IVE TRIED LINUX AND DONT SAY "TRY ANOTHER DISTRO"
I TRIED GENTOO NO OTHER "DISTRO" WILL BE ANY DIFFERENT. WHY WOULD I COMPILE A "KERNAL" WHAT AM I
MAKING FUCKING POPCORN JUST USE WINDOWS YOU STUPID FUCKING WANNABES.
OH AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON "RICING" WHAT ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING AUTISTIC WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT
YOUR DESKTOP LOOKS LIKE WHY DOES IT MATTER YOU ALWAYS HAVE A WINDOW OVER IT ANYWAY OH AND WHAT IS
IT WITH YOU FUCKING RETARDS AND YOUR "TERMINAL" WHAT WHY WOULD I WANNA USE THAT STUPID BULLSHIT
YOU GUYS WANNA BE SUCH LEET HAXORS THAT YOU DONT SEE HOW UNEFFICIENT THE GOD DAMN TERMINAL IS YOU
GUYS JUST WANNA USE THIS BROKEN, SHIT OS WHEN THERE IS WINDOWS ALREADY AVAILABLE. DONT GET ME
STARTED ABOUT FIREFOX THAT SHIT IS BLOATWARE ALL YOU GUYS WONT USE IT BECAUSE YOU ALL CIRCLE-JERK
ABOUT HOW CHROME MUST BE BOTNET BECAUSE OF GOOGLE BUT MAYBE GOOGLE JUST WANTED TO MAKE THE USER
EXPERIENCE THE WEB BETTER YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID JUST BE NORMAL FOR FUCKS SAKE.
OH YEAH, AND DID I FORGOT YOU FUCKING EMACS/VIM FAGGOTS, YOU GUYS ALL USE YOUR LITTLE DEPRICATED
PEICE OF SHIT EDITORS, GNU MADE EMACS AS A JOKE. YOU GUYS WANNA USE THIS WEIRD :Q SHIT WHERE Q:
DOESN'T EVEN REALLY QUIT THE PROGRAM YOU GOTTA GO Q!: TO ACTUALLY FUCKING CLOSE THE SOFTWARE. WHY
DONT YOU GUYS JUST USE MS-WORD LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING HUMAN BEING? OH IS IT TO MAINSTREAM FOR YOU
FAGGOTS I BET IT IS WELL GUESS WHAT, IT'S MAINSTREAM BECAUSE ITS BETTER JUST FUCK OFF BACK INTO
YOUR PARENTS BASEMENTS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.
You just reminded me the text boards are gone
Here is the way to become a good hacker :
step number one :
step number two :
learn how computer works.
step number three :
step number four :
step number five :
learn how to hide your ass, stop using shitty proprietary software and services
step number six :
read articles and books about security failures and hacking in general. read and learn about encryption and stuff like that.
step number seven :
practice a lot
step number eight :
step number nine :
see you in 2017 when you became a 1337 H4X0R on gentoo
I know it's a troll but... start here.