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How do you stop assholes in your dorm from stealing your computer?

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How do you stop assholes in your dorm from stealing your computer?
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Step 1: get a good roomate
Step 2: don't bring anything expensive to a dorm

You're done
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A lock, maybe?
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buy a gun
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>buy a safe
>they steal the safe

Niggers gonna nig.
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>>43063947
Laptop - take it with you
Desktop - Lock it up and booby-trap it. Playing with mains voltage is always a fun way to get a point across.
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>>43064048
If you bring a safe to a dorm then people are going to know to steal from you first, you don't see that shit often
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>yfw your stolen computer was sold for $50
>yfw they just want some quick drug money
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>>43063947
step 1: buy a laptop
step 2: keep laptop on persons at all times.
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connect a car battery to the door knob while your out, use gloves to open door.
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>>43063947
build a sleeper PC.
Get a really old white/beige case and put all your parts in it.
I don't know what I would do with multiple 1440p monitors though.
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>>43064048
Red herring safe. Laptop in pillow case.

Niggers gonna nig.
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>>43064091
reduce it to one
scratch up the bezel
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>tfw bringing a tower to college
How do I lock a Define R4
Will the minimalist look attract more niggers or will they rather steal ricer cases or Mac Pros or something
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>>43064097
>roommate decides to bring his gf
>they make out on your bed
>grab pillow, throw it on the floor
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>>43064110
Why, just bring a laptop
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>>43063947
>2 beds
>1 desk

what kind of shitty 3rd-tier college are you going to?
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A $20 kensington lock will solve this problem.
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>>43064091
This only works if you have a CRT display to complete the effect.
Don't assume that sleeper PCs are unheard of.
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>>43064048
>put fuck loads of lead in the safe
>can't steal safe without mechanical aid.
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>>43064115
I already built it and I dont want to leave it at home, though
I was thinking of just buying a Chromebook or used Thinkpad for my portable needs cuz my desktop could do the heavy lifting
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>>43064114
Why would they be fucking in your room which you have 24/7 access? Are they voyeurs who get off to having you walk in at any time?
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>>43064141
>Why would they be fucking in your room which you have 24/7 access?

I take it you've never been to college
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>>43063947
>How do you stop assholes in your dorm from stealing your computer?
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>>43063947
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>>43064151
I've never had roommates who bring in their girls to fuck into my room.
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>>43064151
/g/ is all highschool l33t hackers
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>>43063947
>buy pelican case with key
>no one has that shit
>pelican cases are fucking sturdy as fuck
>can't open without going to either a locksmith or getting your key
>get cool briefcase with it
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>tfw had enthusiast tier setup all four years of college
i guess living alone with no one to peek into your room to know whats even in there had its benefits... ;_;
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>>43064166
How would you know if they fucked or not while you were in class or away for the weekend
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>>43064157
You really need to get your liver checked. So much dehydrated piss.
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>>43064129
>implying they won't chain it up from the window to a pickup truck downstairs and drive off with it.


>>43064166
That's because they were making out when you weren't around.
Your behavior is fairly predictable.
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>>43064140
Well are you living in a dorm or off campus and is your set up single room or double?

If you're living in a single then it's fine but if you're worried about your stuff and you don't know your roomate then I wouldn't risk it. I remember I was debating bringing a bunch of expensive stuff to my dorm so I tested my roomate by leaving a few dollars next to my bed and they were magically gone the next day so I didn't risk it.
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>roommate brings over sketchy friend
>leave to go to class
>xbox360 is gone when i come back
>roommate to high to notice
> the controller is still there
>make a plan
>when night falls, i go door to door trying to connect my xbox controller to my xbox
>finally connects
>get the RAs to open the door
>roommate's sketchy friend's room is filled with reported missing items
>tfw when you help bring down a kleptomaniac
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>>43064157
>How do I keep my daughter from getting raped
>Abuse her til she's too ugly to rape
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>>43064187

See >>43064199
>That's because they were making out when you weren't around.
>Your behavior is fairly predictable.
This is the correct answer. I was never around if they ever did it in my room.
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I studied a year in Michigan. In our dorm, people were scared of me after an incident so I guess nobody dared. Punish one, teach a hundred. topkek, Im from the North Caucasus, you don't steel from me.
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>>43064228
That's the point I'm getting at, people fuck all the time when roomates leave. That's why you learn their schedule early so you can do that stuff or beat off when they leave.
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>>43064240
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>>43064218
My uni is pretty far from where I live, though, and it feels like a waste to not bring it after spending $700 on it
I just hope locking it or chaining it to the floor or something will be good enough
>I tested my roomate by leaving a few dollars next to my bed
That sounds like a genius idea though
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>>43064289
>implying a fedora-wearing neckbeard would be alpha enough to make his roommates fear him
also, does anyone notice how being alpha=being an asshole in most situations?
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>>43064249
If they've ever done it when I'm not around, they've always managed to return every bit of my stuff properly. I make my beds and I keep my stuff clean. My roommate was respectful and not a retard so if it ever happened, I've never caught them.
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>>43064319
James Bond is an example of a fictional alpha who is not an asshole.
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>>43064305
get an old white case and put everything in it
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>>43064319
>alpha=being an asshole
It only appears that way to thin-skinned beta faggots like you.
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>>43064122
Those things can be open with tissue paper.

Source: Every defcon event ever that has lockpicking booths.
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>>43064407
Does this count
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>>43064429
Yeah, except the overwhelming majority of dorm thefts are crimes of opportunity. If someone is walking around looking for open rooms to steal from, they aren't going to specifically go after the locked laptops, because it takes more work and dramatically increases risk of being caught.

If they're that determined to steal your stuff, there's not much you're going to do about it.
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>>43064443
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>>43064337

Read the books, he's a dick.
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>>43064457
You know, unless you have those sleepers hooked up to a CRT and running windows in classic mode, you're not fooling anyone.

>linking to an image
>on a fucking imageboard
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>>43063947
>MacBook Air
>Carry it everywhere.
Wow was that so hard?
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>>43064481
my phone isn't saving images.
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>>43064481
to be fair, theres some cool old tech you could have with a sleeper
>f90w or whatever that crt is
>t221
>model m or a hhkb
>microsoft intellimouse
>old ass recievers
etc
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>>43064219
Fun story :3
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>>43064481
Who has the time to download and reupload the image when it's much easier to post the link?
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>>43064481
>Implying making a setup look SO mundane it sticks out like fuck because its like a computer from two decades ago

>>43064457
this too
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>>43064219
You're not fooling anyone, but nice try.

That was was a news article some years back.
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The best way to have sleeper cases is get an old dell case from like 2002 or so, no one wants those shits and they don't stick out and you could still look normal using LCDs
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>>43064556
What news article?
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>>43064319
has nothing to do with being a bully. Im actually a nice guy that treats everyone the way I would want to be treated, but I come from a different place and if someone doesnt treat me the way I want to be treated I react fiercely. The US was a weird expierence for me, for example people insult each other without fearing consequences. I mean wtf, you can't for example just let someone call you an asshole in front of 10 other people, what will they think? So you gotta teach them not to do it. but anyway, I think it's really fucked up to steal from students. I mean if they steal shit from some wealthy kids, alright.. they can just buy another one but stealing from a struggling student is just fucking ridiculous. only niggers do that kind of stuff. I feel sorry for these victims.
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>>43064582
http://www.dailytech.com/Student+Finds+Stolen+Xbox+360+with+His+Wireless+Controller/article13678.htm
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>>43064588
>Im actually a nice guy
If you have to go around telling people you're a "nice guy", you probably aren't one.
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>>43064588
Hey fucktard, you don't beat people up for calling you names.

Are you fucking 12 years old?
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>>43064091
>not hiding all your parts within the desk drawers.
>not putting a really spiffy case full of bricks and a gps where a computer case would be.
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Call the police and/or campus staff, completely fuck them over, then either request a transfer or move out for the rest of the semester. Never put up with that shit.
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>>43064635
why not? you don't insult people, are you 12 years old?
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>>43064616
So it's impossible to tell people you're a nice guy and be a nice guy? How does that work?
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>>43063947
install gentoo and leave it open to a fullscreen terminal
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>>43064651
Why not? Prison is why not you fucking neanderthal.
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>>43064670
10/10, even though unity does the trick too.
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>>43064662
If you're genuinely a nice person why would you ever have to tell people that you're a nice person? Wouldn't they know that just by interacting with you?
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>>43064662
It comes from the stigma of beta "nice guys" always complaining about assholes taking their potential girlfriends.

Girls don't really care for "nice" because it really means "arrogant and boring".
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>>43064676
if you don't beat someone up just because you fear prison you're a piece of shit and you didnt answer my fucking question. why do people insult other people in the first place? in my book, actions have consequences
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>>43064727
Words aren't actions that actually cause harm, you've just been conditioned to believe so thanks to your backwards culture.

Now fuck off.
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>>43064556
>>43064607
How do you know that isnt him in the article
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>>43064743
>Words aren't actions that actually cause harm
>the pen is actually weaker than the sword
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>>43064743
they don't do harm? First of all, they do psychological harm why do you think homicidal maniacs exist? And second of all, if other people witness you being insulted, they don't treat you with respect anymore and this is how you people become betafags.
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>>43064763
>the pen is actually weaker than the sword
It actually is.
Fuck anyone who has ever parroted that idiotic phrase, it doesn't mean anything.
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>>43064727
So you like getting anally raped by guys 400 pounds heavier than you named Trixie? You must if you don't care about going to prison for petty shit like somebody calling you a name and you physically assaulting them. Which by the way doesn't prove you're strong or anything. It just means you're unstable and probably belong in prison anyways. Also people probably insult you cause you're a ape brained retard that punches things out of frustration instead of using your intelligence to rationalize things.
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>>43063947
Rape the biggest guy on your floor.
Worked perfectly for me.
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>>43064766
>psychological harm
Caused by your terrible upbringing.
why do you think homicidal maniacs exist?
See above.

>And second of all, if other people witness you being insulted, they don't treat you with respect anymore and this is how you people become betafags.
No, I'm pretty sure they were already betafags if some guy insulting them destroyed their ego that much.
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>there are people that have such small minds that they resort to physical violence whenever they feel "offended"
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>>43064776
True, This!
Beneath the rule of men entirely great
The pen is mightier than the sword. Behold
The arch-enchanters wand! itself is nothing!
But taking sorcery from the master-hand
To paralyse the C├Žsars, and to strike
The loud earth breathless! Take away the sword
States can be saved without it!
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>>43064766
Words don't drive you to murdering somebody. Mental instability does. Also punching shit doesn't get people to respect you. Being a honest sincere person with reasoning skills and not a fucking psychopath gets people to respect you and not treat you like a "betafag".
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>>43064835
>Also punching shit doesn't get people to respect you.
You should read history.
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Why do people that regularly tell others to "literally" kill themselves or eat shit and die feel so offended and shocked at a person willing to get physical?

The callous disregard for the treatment other people is already there. So why do you care?
This doesnt really make any sense.
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>>43064853
Eat shit and kill yourself.
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> being so much of a faggot that anyone in a COLLEGE dorm would even consider stealing from you
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>>43064846
Cause every important figure in history is remembered for punching shit? Mahatma Gandhi: Great puncher of shit.
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>>43064863
So why do you care?
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>>43064853

It's to be expected on 4chan
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>>43064863
See there you go!
Now no one cares about a line like that.

But maybe another anon posts a webm of himself giving someone a swirly and oh quelle horreur!
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>>43063947
For one, the dorms at my Uni, everyone has a separate room and a lock to it.

And two, my laptop has a kensington lock so I could just lock it down to whatever...
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>>43064788
>So you like getting anally raped by guys 400 pounds heavier than you named Trixie?
You didn't get my point. I said you're a piece of shit because you don't assault someone that insults you, only because you fear prison, not because it's wrong. I don't feel hurt if someone calls me an asshole but it's a different thing if someone calls you an asshole in front of 10 people.

>>43064835
>Words don't drive you to murdering somebody.
Yes, they do. Bullies laughing at fat kids etc etc.. It does psychological harm.

>Also punching shit doesn't get people to respect you.
Yes it does.

>Being a honest sincere person with reasoning skills
not in this world, esp not in the US
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>>43064872
>Cause every important figure in history is remembered for punching shit?
No they're remembered for murdering people and Gandhi was a racist and retarded, he thought his nonviolence shit would stop the nazis if they invaded.
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>>43064872
Mahatma Gandhi was in the right place at the right time. At any other time in history, he would have been killed and unnotable.
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This thread took a turn.
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When I moved into campus I was placed on the ground floor on the nig side of town facing burnt down old apartment buildings with shadow people still living in the remains.

Within a week everyone had their games consoles + laptops stolen from niggers jumping in the windows. I pretty much kept my windows locked and closed even in the winter and locked my door at all times. Hid my stuff too. I was the only one who left without being nigged.

The only reason you all get robbed is that you didn't give a shit in the first place because mummy and daddy replaces whatever disappears.
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>>43064872
Know what else is heresy, imouto-san?
INCEST
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>>43064788
Where are these 550 pound guys named trixie you speak of
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>>43064893
I just called you an ape brained retard in front of hundreds of people.

>Yes, they do. Bullies laughing at fat kids etc etc.. It does psychological harm.

Prove it.

>>43064903
Had a large part in breaking up the largest empire humanity has ever known. And he did it without punching anything. More than you've ever accomplished. Also
Jesus: Murderer

>>43064904
That could be said of every single person every remembered by history though.
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>>43064962
Looking for a date? I can hook you up if so.
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>>43063947
i live in my apartment that i rent with my job money.
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>>43064982
I dont think I want help dating by the guy who keeps in touch with so many gay rapists
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>>43065001
Suit yourself.
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>>43064964
>Had a large part in breaking up the largest empire humanity has ever known. And he did it without punching anything. More than you've ever accomplished.
I love how retards always fall back on stupid shit like this when someone points out how stupid they are.
>W-WELL WHAT H-HAVE YOU DONE
>Y-YOU DO IT BETTER THEN!
More people and attention is given to people who murder and have started wars in history than anything else.
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>>43064964
>I just called you an ape brained retard in front of hundreds of people.
I don't care it's an anonymous board.
>Prove it
http://www.psychologicalscience.org/index.php/news/releases/far-from-being-harmless-the-effects-of-bullying-last-long-into-adulthood.html
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>>43064964
>That could be said of every single person every remembered by history though.
My point is that Gandhi's activism worked because the situation was right, not because his activism was inherently effective. Non-violent activism was a strange phenomenon that would amount to death for anybody who lived in the age BEFORE the end of British colonialism. Gandhi pulled his stunt at the end of colonialism when the empire was changing its imperialistic policies and great social changes were happening.
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>Aruging with an attention whore tripfaggot who will ignore all logic
Stop.
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>>43065010
>entirely ignored the first 2 sentences
are you sure youre not the retard?
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>>43065041
>Says the dumbass who ignored everything the other person said
>>43065024
True enough.
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>>43065067
But i didnt ignore everything
I read your post and pointed out that you were the retard, not them
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I live in a 5 person suite. Someone is pretty much always around (usually me) so even if I didn't trust my roommates, they or anyone else coming into the room would have a hell of a hard time sneaking by anyone. If I'm going away on a break I lock my shit up but otherwise I pretty much always leave my shit running and never really log out or otherwise lock my account on my desktop. Only time that's been an issue is when one roommate went on #RizonIRPG channel I've been idling and sent a bunch of messages from my computer getting me a bunch of penalties.
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>>43065010
Actually more attention is paid to the great rulers of history than the tyrants. I bet you can name more Egyptian pharaohs than Han dynasty warlords.
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This may sound racist, but not be racist... I really hope I don't have black roommates
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>>43065024
>>43065024
>>43065024

>>43065024
>>43065024
Seriously people won't you ever learn.
If they were capable of thought, they wouldn't be tripping pointlessly.
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>>43065093
Why? They're usually pretty cool assuming you're a real nigga and don't cry.
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>>43065110
My filter was lost.
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>>43065023
And how many Martin Luther King Jr's were there before MLK? How many Hitlers were there before Adolf Hitler? It's not like he invented the idea of hating jews or conquering the world. Everybody that's remembered by history is remembered because they were in the right place at the right time. Not just Gandhi. If Einstein was born in the 1600s when the prevailing theories of the universe were that the Earth was the center of it do you think he would have gotten much attention for coming up with an idea of special relativity?
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>living in a dorm
>not buying your own condominium/house right by the university

Are you poor?
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>>43065024
For me to ignore your logic first you have to present some.
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>>43063947
Don't bunk with minorities
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>>43064197
thats not his actual picture and it turns yellow and white ish if you leave it out for a long time even if its mostly clear when it comes out. That just means its been sitting there a long time.
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>>43065110
Its not pointless if you have an attention complex :D
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>>43065141
My point isn't about the celebrity of people, my point is about the effectiveness of non-violence to garner respect. In the past before Gandhi's time, non-violence would simply mean death because "I am stronger than you and you are disobeying my commands".
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ive been to prison.
i got in 7 fights in 2 years on street. last year no fights.
i break my hands on peoples skulls. and keep going
btw there isnt much raping going on anymore in prison. being gay in prison really isnt cool
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>>43065251
Is it true that you need to beat someone up your first day or else you become someone else's bitch?
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>>43065226
I just gave you two solid examples of how non-violence has been used to utterly change the course of history. How can you say it's not effective?
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>>43065280
not at all. im small. God is very much alive in prison too.
the most common reason to get fucked with in prison is if youre there for sex crimes
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>>43063947
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>>43063947
Chained it to the wall.
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>>43065310
what about prison politics and race wars
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>>43065310
>sex crimes
Do they care about the specifics, or is every sex offender labeled a pedo?
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>>43065353
>Age of consent is 18
>Actually convicting an 18 year old having sex with a 17 year old
God damn, what the fuck with burgerland?
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>>43065353
That pic made me rage a little.
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>>43064662
Same way it's pretty hard to tell people you're pretty ebin & the greatest human ever.
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>>43065304
MLK jr's time was around the same era as Gandhi's - it was a time of social change from "the age of strength and might" where the men ruled and niggers would keep in their place. Before this age of great social change in the world, the world was ruled by leaders who commanded the people and the only effective form of resistance was by matching strength. We still see this mentality in Africa where the leaders are not respecters of people like the west are. If Gandhi tried civil disobediance in the context of today's warring Africa, he would simply die without having any effect.
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>>43065353
Fucking hell man, fuck pedos but this dude didn't do shit.
Here I was feeling cool about U.S. for dunking ass in watching Ninja Warrior (I don't know why I'm watching but it's cool), but this is fucking bullshit.
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>>43065409
http://reason.com/blog/2014/07/17/i-witnessed-a-man-get-arrested-for-a-sex
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>>43063947
dont live in a dorm
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>>43065453
Stop feeding him
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>>43065477
better yet, don't go to college at all
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>>43065469
Fucking texas. I touched multiple girls and guys when I was 10 or so, some a bit younger than me too. I thought it was normal for kids to mess around and be curious.
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>>43065671
underrated post
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>>43065406
I think most states have laws that are meant to prevent that kind of shit, where it's fine to be 18 and fuck a minor so long as you're only so many months apart in age
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>>43064752
He doesn't, but neither do we. Needs proof.
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>>43065716
it is. it's also normal to think, but that's going to be illegal soon, too.
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>>43065722
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent#.22Age.22
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>>43063947
That room looks like a white collar prison
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My Computer is in a old case from 1995 and i've installed the most basic stuff on there and lock it up so.. my roomate thinks its a piece of shit.
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>paying for the educational jew
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The basic principles:
1. Conceal how valuable your stuff is to avoid becoming a target.
2. Make your stuff difficult or inconvenient to steal, either by locking it up or by hiding it.
3. Conceal the fact that you've done 2, otherwise you have failed 1. Locked-up and hidden stuff is desirable.

Most laptops, desktop chassis and monitors have a Kensington lock slot, use it. Get high-quality thick ones or don't even bother. Insulated black cables are easy to hide because they look like electrical wires, they should be unnoticeable when well-managed.

If you don't have an OEM/sleeper case on hand, buy a boring, quiet case like a Corsair 330R. Stack books on it. Desktops rarely get stolen, but it doesn't hurt to take precautions. Use plain-looking peripherals, Model M / Intellimouse / cheap desk mic are ideal. If you have expensive headphones, carry them with you.

Avoid using more than one monitor, and keep it at 24" or below. Use DVI and a VESA-mount arm, the type that bolts to the desk.

Don't buy a $1000 ultrabook, buy an old ThinkPad instead. Nuff said.

Safes aren't useful unless they're either too heavy for a couple of strong men to carry, or they're bolted to the ground. Neither are practical in a dorm setting. Small safes are not worth the money, and besides, it is so uncool to be that guy who is paranoid enough to own a safe, jesus christ. You're honestly just better off keeping your valuables out of sight and not flaunting them in public. Small valuables can be hidden in a hollowed-out textbook, this is only modest protection against theft though.

Lock your doors and shit.

Keep an external HDD as backup, and keep it hidden. Alternatively, keep an encrypted archive of your stuff in cloud storage.
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>>43063947
I lived in a dorm for a year a while ago and I had a decent desktop, four monitors and a laptop. At least at my school, if you did basic security shit like locking your door whenever you were out and closing and locking your windows you were fine. I was also lucky to have a trustworthy roommate who also payed attention to basic security stuff.
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>living in a dorm

3rd world general?
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>>43066167

Great post, except for one thing:

>DVI

Wut? Does DVI have some magical anti-theft properties I'm unaware of?
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>>43066233
>dubs
>in a dubs thread
nice!
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Do American universities really work that way? Even in halls we had our own rooms.
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>>43066242

I'm pretty sure he's referring to DVI's thumbscrews. If you screw them in tightly enough, the cable is impossible to remove without pliers or a flathead screwdriver. It's deterrence through inconvenience.

Any other cable can simply be yanked out in one second (except VGA, but VGA is shit for other reasons).
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>>43066268
It varies a lot. Just at my uni there are single rooms with their own bathrooms through quad rooms with one bathroom per floor. It usually depends a lot on cost and the age of the dorm in question.
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>>43066290
To me that sounds like a living hell. Being forced to be around other people for extended periods of time.
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>>43066268
Typical in American universities is two people to a room, but I feel like your roommate would be the least likely person in the hall to steal something like a computer since it would require them to be really good at lying and manage to hide something from a person who lives in the same room
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>>43066307
ikr
humans, being around others? total redic concept
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Well it depends.

If you have a roommate and they're a decent person, just establish ground rules on personal property and keeping the room locked or some shit.

If you have a roommate and they're a dickhead, get a cheap-ass used Thinkpad or a Intel-based Chromebook for $200 or less. The less nice and expensive your shit looks, the less likely they are to steal it. Even if they do, shit's so cheap that you can just buy another one. Shit, Thinkpads are so cheap that you could get one with an i5 for every day of the week and spend around the same you would on a brand new Macbook.

>>43066268
The university I'm transferring to this Fall has double and single rooms depending on which building you get put in, which is primarily determined by which year you are. Generally Freshmen get double rooms, Sophomores can get double or single, Juniors get single rooms, and Seniors are told to fuck off and pay for an apartment.
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>>43066307
we don't have "flats" in America
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>>43066167

There's a lot of stuff in your post I never would have thought of doing, thanks.
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>>43066307
I lived in a suite setup, where two rooms with two people each share a central bathroom. I was lucky because my roommate was both a nice guy and a socialite, so he was out of the room pretty much all day except for sleeping and occasionally using the kitchen stuff. I have some friends who had awful experiences, like gigantic stoner roommates who would blaze it and then play shitty music on shitty speakers way too loud all day while being obnoxious.
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>>43066346
orly
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>>43063947
install a hidden camera
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>>43066350
Fine, check these instead
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>>43066327
Being around humans is fine, I'm no misanthropist, but without a place of my own to retreat to, I'd go insane within a week.

>>43066331
What. Why not?

>>43066340
That sounds fucking awful. I've been very fortunate with my flatmates and I've got along with every one of them.
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>>43066359
I don't see shit man
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>>43066319
>about to leave for class
>roommate gets back from class while you're gone
>takes and sells your laptop
>get back
>laptop is gone
>ask roommate if he's seen your computer
>"Huh? I thought you had it. It wasn't here when I got back. There's good news though. My parents just sent me some cash!"

Wow, so hard to lie and cover.
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>>43066373
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>>43066382
Bro, how about you check these ^ though
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>>43066377
>being able to sell a laptop that quickly
What kind of college do you go to?
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>>43064788
i actually filmed a 300 pound tranny named trixie, for a documentary, no shit
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>>43066394
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>>43066429
Who said they do it quickly?

Your college schedule is generally consistent. If he consistently shows up back in the dorm room while you're gone, it's entirely plausible for him to plan the sale without your knowledge ages in advance.

I mean how are you going to find out, short of going through his phone/Facebook/whatever service message?

Look, I'm not saying it's definitely going to happen. I'm just saying that out of anybody, your roommate would likely have the easiest time of stealing and selling your shit. They live with you for long enough to figure out how to pull that shit with minimal effort if they're so inclined.
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>>43066377
>believable
Maybe if you're 4.
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>>43066377
>sell roommates laptop
>"Where the fuck is my laptop?"
>"You have a laptop?"
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>>43066464
Fuck yes I love that series. Especially the watch-alongs.
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>>43066569
what series
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yo man i just lock my door.
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>>43066584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pupTowgpVVo
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>>43063947
I got good roommates.
We lock the door.
I have a lock for my cabinet.
You can take your computer with you if it's a notebook.
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Buy a thinkpad
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>>43064073
Obviously you're not a golfer.
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the neighbors have visitors i guess and they alwasy slow down and peep thru my windows at me. i go outside and they drive off.
tonight just now i went out with my maglite and screwdrive and walked over to the neighbros house down the road and started shining my lite in their windows and all over their house. some dyke came out and i yelled at her. she gave me bullshit excuse but i have warned her. i have a plan of wat to do next. im a savage.k may God giv me strength and may my enemies fail
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>>43065722
It's actually a year or two in many states.
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>>43066760
not in california. under is 18 illegal period.
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>>43064110

I'm pretty sure ricer cases and gay apple products would attract more nigs because nigs are attracted to flashy things.
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>>43066181
>autism
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>>43064199
>implying niggers drive trucks
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>>43066885
they can't swim either.
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>>43064164
You can't bring guns into a dorm.
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>>43066948
why would u ask permision to tak a gun and shoot someone.
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>>43063947
install gentoo
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How about you don't go to a uni full of niggers?
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>>43066476
basically this, tbh your roommate should be as concerned about your stuff disappearing as you are (and you should be concerned about your roommates stuff going missing too). You / your roommate will be the prime suspect if you don't trust each other
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>>43066997
iif someone stole my shit l;ike that and i knew for sur eit was them i would just ambush them and break a ton of bones until they actually put cash or my item in my hand. consequences be damned.
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>tfw my own dorm room with lock
>tfw awesome dorm room
>>43064072
this
>>43066948
just whack them with a maglight.
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>>43064964
>Jesus: Murderer

It's not murder if you kill a bad guy.
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>>43064128
my pc is a sleeper pc because I've been reusing the same case for 10+ years
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>>43065078
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>>43065078
Derailed like a motherfucker.
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what if you used the watercooling holes on the back of most cases (pic related) put a cable through it (pic also related) and hooped that through some whole you can drill on your desk (pic related)? (a mounting beam would work just fine aswell)
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How about you fucking close the door when you aren't there?
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>>43063947
>going to uni
>not renting own apartment
this is pleb tier shit
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>>43067415
not op, but a lot of colleges (at least in the states) require freshmen to live on-campus
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>>43067037
>>43064072

Are you implying that regular dorm rooms dont fucking have locks?

What the fuck is this shit? I guess it would have made sense 80 years ago before the Negroid encroachment, affirmative action, and Negroid only scholarships, but now its just insanity.
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>>43068392
>>>43067037 (You)
here, I have my own room that I don't have to share.
Such is life in Yurop.
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>>43063947
>Window instead of more efficient central AC
Enjoy wasting power
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>>43064071
>go on Craigslist
>look for computers for sale in your area
>"shitty laptop covered with stickers, running Android with cartoon girl wallpaper"
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>>43063947
kingston lock

most laptops have a slot for it

don't use a combination one, they're usually easy to get through, get one with a key
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>>43068741
>pick up
>rip it right off
Try again
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>>43068776
well the best way is to have the laptop on you at all times

what would you suggest?
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>>43068625
>caring about wasting power
>in a fucking dormitory
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is there a simple way to make your computer self destruct when someone picks it up, ruining all of the components on the inside but nothing big enough to cause damage to people.
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>>43068884
Why the fuck would you want to do that? It would be better to damage the people without harming the components.
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>>43068776
Ripping through solid metal is quite impressive.
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>>43063947
>tfw murican dorms have air conditioning
But seriously 2 beds in one room and one shitty desk what the fuck is this shit
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>>43068925

He's talking about the piece of plastic that the lock connects to on the laptop.

Unless you're implying that laptop is solid metal(which in that case its just shitty aluminium that can easily bend/break)
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>>43068925
>macbooks are aluminum
>steal some gallium
>put a drop of it next to the lock hole
>scratch through the aluminum oxide
>rip the metal like wet tissue paper
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>>43068955

>this

That shit would turn that aluminium into brittle crackers in a matter of seconds.
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>>43068829
Yes, you are right, we should not care about the environment. It's not as if we need it to sustain life in the future.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkwoRivP17A
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>>43068741
That shit could be cut in a second with a cheap set of pliers. The only thing that's good for is making you look like a fag.
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I'm always laughing at these threads since here in Europe we can just leave our computers, phones, calculators and everything to classroom/lab/auditorium while having a lunch or cigarette and nothing is stolen.
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>>43068955
What's the point of stealing it if it's going to be ruined?
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>>43069042
But don't you have gypsies?
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>>43064141
Mine did. It was really awkward when I just wanted to sleep and he was like "My gf's sleeping over." Just hearing muffled sex and secretly wanking to it.

Anyways, a simple laptop lock is all you really need. I'm not sure why this thread is so long.
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>>43069042

maybe 50 years ago, but Europe is a shitskin continent now and anything you leave will be snatched by jamal

The 3rd world west asian countries are the surprisingly good for not stealing in my experience, in Cambodia I accidentally left my wallet on a table in a public place with people walking by, came back 4 hours later and it was still there untouched
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>>43069042

Do you live in a white area or something? I can't imagine this happening where I live, everything worth anything will disappear the moment it goes unattended.

They literally cannot go without nigging.
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>>43064197

>never seen that image before

Its been posted pretty much every single day for the past few years.

Anyway I'm sure the fact that all he drinks are fucking red bulls and beer might be a contributing factor to the colour of the piss.
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>tfw black from the ghetto
>smartest around end up going to college
>show up with some homies on first day
everyone was shiting their pants
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>>43064407

This one time we upgraded my old desktop but kept the grey case.... So my mom goes ahead and deliberately throws it out on garbage day while I'm at school because its "too old".
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>>43068776
>>43068955

Have fun trying to offload a laptop with a ruined Kensington slot, you'd have to disassemble and sell the parts off. Anyone with half a lick of sense will report you to the police for selling obviously stolen goods.
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>>43064676

>tripfag

Go back to reddit and tumblr you cancerous pleb.
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>>43069176
>bring portable angle grinder
>cut through lock in about 3 seconds
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>>43064872
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QfvLcozLwtE
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>>43069206

You think nobody is going to raise an eyebrow at someone using power tools in one of the dorms?

Just bring bolt cutters. Jesus christ.
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>>43069227
If you look like a shady fucker while doing it, of course they will.
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>>43069080
>But don't you have gypsies?
Yes we do. But those are not alloved to enter the school perimeter.

>maybe 50 years ago, but Europe is a shitskin continent now and anything you leave will be snatched by jamal
>Do you live in a white area or something?
We have our share of blackies, but there is only a few african exchange students in engineering and they all seem to be pretty decent people. Somalians on the streets are a completely different matter.

This is an actual pic from our polytechnics floor. Always wondered what exchange students from Israel think of it.
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>>43069343
>Yes we do. But those are not alloved to enter the school perimeter.
Romanians, kindly fuck off, the entire EU hates you for causing the gypsy problem with your discriminatory policies.
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>>43069371
Don't talk out your ass
You don't know gypsies
If you knew them you'd know the only solution is concentration camps
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>>43069443
Only if you want everything in the concentration camp stolen.
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>>43069042
Yeah. I lived in a dorm for 4 years and I don't remember anyone ever having something stolen from another student.
The only time something was stolen was when some non-student "niggers" broke in.

But I also think that buying a $1000+ laptop for college is stupid, when a $500 refurbished Thinkpad (that's including an SSD) does all you need.
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>>43069443
If Romania wasn't such a horrible place the rest of us wouldn't have to deal with them on our streets. Romania should never have been allowed to join the union. Gypsies are your responsibility, not ours.
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>people go to college
>when everything is available on the internet for free
They really have you goyim by the balls, huh?
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>>43068776
>>rip it right off

Good luck trying to sell a laptop with an entire corner of the case missing.

Most laptops have Kensington lock slots, they're built into the central frame which is usually made of solid aluminium, steel or magnesium. They're very tough to break without doing massive damage to the laptop, making it worthless.
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Like using it?

C-M-F1
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>>43069515
>people want to be gainfully employed in jobs at reputable companies, universities and research organizations that require you to have verification that you have the knowledge you say you have.
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>>43069523
>being that guy who locks down his laptop to his desk
This is just as bad as having a safe.
It makes your stuff look more alluring to potential thieves.
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>>43069523
Just use metal drill in the keyhole, it will open up.
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>kensigton locks
http://youtu.be/t6wRhrWl_2M
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>>43069553
>paying for a worthless piece of paper
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>>43069554

This is a thread complaining that people steal laptops from dorms.

How is having something locked up more "alluring" to a thief?
Petty thievery is an opportunistic crime, they're there to bust into your dorm and take anything that can grab within 20 seconds.
Put a lock on your laptop, and they can't grab it without large and suspicious tools, and certainly not in under 20 seconds.
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>>43069563
Shit, there's a ton of laptops on ebay with an entire corner missing, now I know why.
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>>43069565
>muh literalism

Money is just paper anon. So are checks. Credit cards are just plastic with invisible information representing the lively-hoods of billions of people.

We as a society have agreed that these things have value, it doesn't matter if you think they do or not, they do.
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>>43069555
>Cart drill into dorm
>Spend several minutes using loud power tool

Even nignogs aren't that stupid.
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>>43069600
You rip it off the wall in 2 seconds, bring home.. use power tools to get the lock out.

Not that hard of the concept.
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>>43069563
Even better, you can unlock them without hurting their resale value.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-zBeotJR4g
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>>43064635
Well i somewhat agree with him...
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>>43069600
>drills
>loud
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>>43069563
>Shitty plastic laptop that now has a massive hole in the corner

Literally nobody would buy that computer if they saw that.
You can't hock it to a pawn shop, and anyone even a little legit wouldn't touch it.

Yet another reason to buy a superior Unibody Aluminium Macbook Pro
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>>43069512
Of course they're gonna emigrate to rich countries to steal as much as they can, and live off of welfare
Deporting does nothing to them, they'll simply be back
The only solution would be if they were not allowed to leave the country at all, for any reason
which isn't possible because >muh human rights
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>>43069612
lol
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>>43069640
>Buy Aluminium Macbook Pro
>So people can steal it
>And sell in any pawn
>Or on Ebay

You pretty much fucked up there with your own logic.
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>>43069640
>nigger selling it to his nigger buddy for $50
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>>43069640
>Literally nobody would buy that computer if they saw that.
I think you're underestimating how little a shit people would give if it still functioned.
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>>43069607
>You rip it off the wall in 2 seconds

I doubt the university would allow you to drill a bracket into the dorm wall to fit a Kensington lock.
I would wrap it around part of the desk, you'd have to break the desk or take it with you.
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>>43069343

That's not even a swastika.
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>>43069640
>what is a bolt cutter
It doesn't even need to be one of those gigantic ones, the cables on kensington locks are that so fucking thin, you could cut them with a pair of scissors
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>>43069679
use an AXE for fuck sakes, you are there to steal a laptop not to whine how wire is wrapped around table and it makes you feel raped.
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>>43067374
And how exactly would that prevent someone from taking off the side panel and just unmounting the hardware? You could then just get a cheap case, put the hardware in, and sell the PC for some nice cash (assuming the original PC was good to begin with).
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>>43069515

You're paying for the degree and for them to grade you to ensure employers that you actually know what the fuck you're doing and you won't fuck everything up.
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>>43069640
I'm kind of jumping into the conversation here, but I don't really see how a Kensington lock would be very useful if you're not in the room. Bolt cutters are less than fifteen dollars, and the guy at the dollar store will remove the remaining lock if I told him I just forgot the combination. All told, I'm only like thirty dollars away from stealing it, aluminum body or not.
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>>43069684

What the fuck Kensington locks have you been using?
Any cable worth it's salt is made from braided stainless steel.
I would love to see you try cut through one of those cables with scissors, or even those tiny wire cutters in your pic. It's simply not fucking possible.
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One time I was using a dremel to cut my bike lock in public
the cops walked by but they ignored me
nobody cares about theft unless the owner is right there freaking out
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>>43069739
Kay then, let me just pull out my bigger bolt cutters.
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>>43069739
Kensington locks are weak as fuck m8.

Hardly a deterrent to a determined thief.
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>>43069739
>wire cutters
>not recognizing bolt cutters

Those things are made for the sole purpose of shearing through steel. I wouldn't underestimate them. Also, >>43069759, you can just grab bigger ones if you're ever in doubt.
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>>43069643
>The only solution would be if they were not allowed to leave the country at all
They wouldn't have to if living in Romania was remotely tolerable. Just look at the intro to Borat, this is what modern-day Romania looks like.
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>>43069698
>walking around the dorm with a fucking AXE wiggling doorknobs until you get an unlocked one
lol
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>>43069523
Just use some boltcutters. The laptop still turns on and works with the lock in there right?
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Leave the nice computer at home. Get a used server.

>poweredge 2600
>weighs about 100 pounds
>case is scratched to hell
>chain it to the wall or floor
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>>43069781
>not carrying a portable AXE as part of your EDC
>not keeping it your backpack until duty calls
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>>43069759
Just use mini bolt cutters, they can cut through solid steel, no wire can with hold them.
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>>43069717
>Bolt cutters are less than fifteen dollars, and the guy at the dollar store will remove the remaining lock if I told him I just forgot the combination.

Why the fuck are the idiots here assuming bringing bolt cutters and power tools into a school dorm in the middle of the night wouldn't look even a tiny bit suspicious?
These places DO have even basic security for fucks sake.
Bolt cutters big enough to cut one of those cables quickly would be extremely noticeable, and you'd have to know what you're up against beforehand, it's not a smash and grab kind of crime, taking tools like that into a dorm would qualify as a heist for fucks sake.

Don't listen to these idiots OP, something as simple as a Kensington lock would reduce the chances of someone stealing your laptop by a huge amount.
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>>43069787
>I will keep the lock in
>I will not take it off in home environment with my power tools
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>>43069790
>loud and hot as fuck
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>>43069800
Bolt cutters like in >>43069795 are literally pocket sized, and would easily fit in a backpack, along with your freshly stolen laptop.
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let's be real here
there are enough unsecured laptops that bringing along any tools would be a waste of time on the part of the thief
OP, anything will do, even if shit isn't actually secured, as long as it looks like it is, you're going to be okay
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>>43069777
Kek no it's not
That kind of lifestyle probably still exists, in some remote villages in the mountains, which nobody visits and few people know about
But even in Borat it's exaggerated
The big cities are overall pretty great, problem is most of them have shitty sides as well, which are like gypsy hubs
nice trips btw
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>>43069800
Power tools are stupid. 24" bolt cutters fit easily into a backpack, something most students at a university have. Kensington locking your equipment to a table isn't going to go unnoticed, and word might spread. I'm paranoid so I would take that into account.
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>>43069819
Who cares, you're not paying the power bill

>>43069816
Just stop time and cut it off, Homura
>>
piss on your laptop
???
PROFIT!!!
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>>43069841
>problem is most of them have shitty sides as well
Then why don't you fucking do something about it?

It's not our responsibility to house all those gypsies.
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>>43069834
>hay i hear anon locks his laptop to his desk
>lolwut, maybe his laptop is super expensive!
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>>43063947
Step one: Dont live in a third world country where you actually have to share a room with your roommate.
Step two: Place PC in your own room
Step three: lock the door.
Step four: maturbate.
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>>43069852
>Who cares, you're not paying the power bill
They monitor power usage, you know.
When they notice that their power usage went up 10-fold since you moved in, they'll assume you're mining bitcoins or something and have you expelled.
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>>43064817
Then I slap your stupid basement dweller face and you have no arguments, faggot.
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>>43069861
said no one ever
who the fuck talks about how things are secured?
they talk about calc homework being long or who fucked who last friday
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>>43069871
>Have you expelled

Good to know that I don't live in 3rd world country and that would be illegal.
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>>43069871
>they'll assume you're mining bitcoins or something and have you expelled.
lol, what the fuck kind of school expels students for using too much power?
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>>43069871
It doesn't use 10x the power of a desktop PC. That would take a lot bigger of a server.
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>>43069911
Have you ever seen a server?
Those things slurp power.
I was saying that your server would eat up more than the entire throughput voltage of that building, times x10.
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>>43069860
Do what?
What exactly is in my power, as a citizen, to do to those gypsies?
Go out on a killing spree, then get put in prison with their brothers and cousins?
They can't be educated anon
They just can't
Most of them refuse to go to school or to learn any trades
And they multiply like rats in order to collect state allowance
I have to go now, nice talking to you anon
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>>43069950
>more than the entire throughput voltage of that building, times x10
I seriously hope this is a joke
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>>43069950
Don't make me get out the kill-a-watt. I don't remember exactly but my poweredge 2600 uses about 180W.

Even my HP DL580 only uses 500W idle and 700W at load. Just because the power supplies are capable of drawing 4.8kW doesn't mean it will.

For comparison my somewhat efficient desktop with an i7 920, a GTX 750, and an 80+ platinum PSU uses 70W idle and 130W at load.
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>>43069042

My friend left his laptop in the library on a 5min cig break and it was stolen while other people sat right next to it. The thief went to sit down at is spot, browsed through his books and then stood up and took the laptop. This on a relatively small campus in Belgium.

I never had anything stolen on my campus though.
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>>43070115

Was it a "diversity"?
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>>43069950
>entire throughput voltage
Do you know what the fuck volt is a unit of?
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>>43069952
>Do what?
>What exactly is in my power, as a citizen, to do to those gypsies?
You're the ones keeping your corrupt politicians in power by voting for them.

>Go out on a killing spree, then get put in prison with their brothers and cousins?
>They can't be educated anon
>They just can't
>Most of them refuse to go to school or to learn any trades
>And they multiply like rats in order to collect state allowance
>I have to go now, nice talking to you anon
Fuck off to >>>/pol/ you racist fuck.
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>>43064810
>No, I'm pretty sure they were already betafags if some guy insulting them destroyed their ego that much.

>KNIGHTS OF THE TOLD REPUBLIC
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>>43069699
>implying niggers know what the fuck they're doing
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>>43063947
/G/renades.
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>>43070206

Facts are racist.
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>>43066167
>Don't buy a $1000 ultrabook, buy an old ThinkPad instead. Nuff said.

Thats your answer for everything.
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