Post the most fucked up battlestations you've ever seen.... I'll

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numero dos

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numéro trois

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???

inb4 porch swing stuffed animal dungeon

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fünfte

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alt?nc?

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settimo

>>40182174
This is the most fuck up so far here.

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oitavo

come on post you fa/g/gots, i'm the only one posting jack shit.

Can we make this a poverty station thread instead

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9th
'Murican obesity station

>>40182049
thats amazing not fucked

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>>40182259
ok

>>40182049
I would gladly work in that space.

>>40182049
That's not fucked up...

>>40182250
>guns and dildos

Do you know where you are kid?
this shit is normal

>>40182174
that doll is fucking cute

>>40182049
Mere words cannot express my want.

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Step aside.

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a classic

/r/ing the threadcap of the guy who eats straight butter, and his battlestation

>>40182342
did you know it's illegal to have stored bottles of piss?

you can turn it into something, or extract something from it. forgot what it was though

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I'm the OP. This is now an amazing build thread

>>40182386
thats shit
fuck off

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Hopefully I'll have at least some that haven't been posted 1000x already.

>>40182373
All I can think of is ammonia or saltpeter.
You can straight buy ammonia damn near anywhere and I couldn't imagine saltpeter being illegal in 'Murica.

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>>40182373
>>40182446
I think it is (or can become) a component of gunpowder.

inb4 someone posts the family with the furry mannequin family members sitting on a bench with them at the compter

>>40182446
You can buy it at any gardening store

>>40182373
You can make potassium nitrate from urine, which is a component of gunpowder and other explosives.

>>40182506
I remember a band posting this.

>>40182373
phosphorus

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Should I stop now or keep going..?

>>40182575
>that shit bucket
I thought it was a Mac Pro for a second.

>>40182575
keep going, this reminds me of my childhood

>>40182033
I don't see the problem here.

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Not exactly a battlestation, but the despair is similar.

>>40182589
kek'd very hard.

>>40182033
I have that same mousepad.

>>40182049

This is truly what all /g/entlemen aspire to.

>>40182445
>tfw i like isolation enough to find that interesting
maybe i should listen to my family and get out more...

>>40182615
More like...
BOTTLESTATION
LOLOLOLHUEHUEROFLMAO

>>40182373

Urea Nitrate: listed in army field manuals instructing stranded soldiers to store their own piss for the volatile crystals that form from it to make IED's. I'm not even making this up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SpTofaUY0I

>>40182049
My two favorite boards in one epic battlestation. Now just needs Weebshit and you would have the trifecta.

>>40182250
>mfw I want a dragon dildo, but they're too expensive
such is college life

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>>40182757
And to think all this time Bear Grylls has been drinking his.

>>40182767
>epic
Please fuck off.

>>40182807
>Saying "Please" and then insulting somebody
Please fuck off.

>Piss bottles.
Seriously, how does this even happen? Even at the hight of my NEET, Shut-in, Weeaboo, MMO-playing lifestyle I've still been able to drag myself to the fucking toilet.

Now piles of empty takeaway boxes and cola bottles? Yeah, I've been there. Depression and acute social anxiety can quickly lead to a hell of a mess, when you have no reason or motivation to make an effort.

>>40182643
ok

>>40182780
out of morbid curiosity, do you want it as a funny desk item to photograph and stuff or the, er, original purpose?

Where's that one guys room who has a shitton of Apple products?

>>40182033
>>40182049
>>40182073
What's wrong with these ones?

>>40182681
Fucking gross.the walls must be stained yellow from all the smoke

>>40182882
n- nice

>>40182882
Yep. That's definitely the small penis of a hairy man.

>>40182882
Thanks now I'm fired

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>>40182575
>motherboard mounted upside down

>>40182915
>Not looking at penises at work with your gay boss.

>>40182468
panic attack/10

>>40182922
>implying it isn't superior
>upside down graphics cards

>>40182945
I use to have an old tiny PC case that mounted that way round. Loved it, dispite only fitting mATX motherboards.

Modded the hell out of it, window, water cooling, resprayed black.

Was badass.

>>40182959
You know of any full towers that let you mount upside down?

>>40182319
Its really only the doll that makes the whole thing turn from cute interest to creepy obsession

>>40182966
Sorry man, 'fraid I don't.

>>40182877
I want to shove it up my unforgiving asshole.

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>>40182853
>implying fuck off is an insult
Please fuck off

>>40182519
>thou instead of thy
Throw thine self into a lake for thy grammar marketh ye as one of beastly ancestry.

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>>40183244
>Did you learn that at bird school, which is for birds?

>>40182658
lol enjoy your death when the water heater explodes in your face haha

>have ocb
>see this thread
Do you guys have any idea how much stress I have right now? Also, piss bottles, yeah sure, what about the smell?

>>40182049
That is an actual battlestation.

>>40182745
you're in the wrong thread bud..

>>40182767
stupid faggot has a coc/k/ that is so small that he feels the need to compensate by buying firearms.

>>40182049
How legal is the stuff that's there?
He has a FUCKING GRENADE LAUNCHER.

>>40183370
Grenade launcher? Pfft. He has a lightsaber.

>>40183346
Look closer there isa pissjar

>>40183342
I would enjoy doing something like that.

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>>40182250

I wish I had that many

>>40182073

same fucking chair

>>40182877
Both of course

>>40183753
how many hands do you have

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>>40182033
I'm glad you approve of my battlestation, OP.
This pic is a little more up to date.

>>40182115
wasn't this the guy who broke into some family's basement and was living there?

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You gotta have your own supplies in case you need to survive, you know?
-Bear grylls

>>40184152
Oh lawdy, I like how you can see the warm piss has cooled down and made the bottles contract.

>>40184086
Do you even use those?

>>40184194
Yep, sure do.

>>40184086
I love the fun colors. I want to collect them for decoration.

>>40184194
How exactly do you use them? As your internet browser or just your regular email client?

>>40183244
>50 likes
What the fuck is wrong with people?

>>40184325
People blindly thumbs up, +1, whatever things that they agree with and the opposite to things they don't like.

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>>40182033

>>40182575
>Star Trek Expanded universe novels

>>40184293
I use them to poke my prostate from inside.

>>40184450
I'd use one but... why'd you shell out $900+ for latex animal cocks?

>>40184470
Silicone animal cocks, to be precise. I like the variety, each one feels great in a different way, or presents a unique challenge.

Also, one doesn't just buy an XL cockatrice for their first dildo and expect to use it. I've gone through so many as I've worked myself up to larger and larger dildos.

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>>40184518
How does it feel? The only things I've stuck in my ass were hard plastic

>>40182949
>two oscilliscopes
>signal generator
>constant current power supplies
>multiple soldering irons
>a variac
>car battery
>countless computer components
>countless other electronic stuffs

damn, if this guy cleaned his crap up, he would have a pretty good electronics workbench!

>>40182250
>>40182033
So, not sure if I want to know but, what's with the surgical tubing wrapped around some of the dildos?

>>40184536

Look up Aneros. It should be a pleasant experience.

>>40184553
its so you can "inject" cum-like lube.
Rather useful people tell me

>>40184553
some of the dildo's squirt, the tubing is to hold fake semen (or i hope they use fake semen)

>>40184536
Fucking amazing. Best orgasms I've ever had.

It's hard to describe, like you've got this overwhelming explosion of pleasure and horny feels that just seems to come from nowhere. I guess it must be similar to what women feel when they orgasm.

>>40184558
I have an Aneros too, but I find it kinda boring when compared to the big dildos.

>>40184573
They'll squirt anything you load them up with. You could squirt a shot of vodka up your ass if you really wanted to. Fake semen is a lot easier to obtain than the real stuff though.

>>40183342
seriously though. If you cleaned up a bus really nicely, it would make for a super nice minimalist living quarter.

The only hard part would be finding a place that would let you stay the night.

You could seriously just get a small gym membership for showers and stuff, use a twin bed for maximum space, can put solar panels on top for power, just use gayman laptop for your battlestation, to save space, camping stovetop for cooking, etc etc.

>>40184086
this is what a windows vista user's battlestation looks like. it explains the like for getting anally probed.

Ooooo, invite me to your battlestation, OP. <3

>>40184611

Real people need a mailing address for stuff.

>>40184152
>hp aio
>ie
>opera
>/r9k/

why am i not surprised he has stored piss at his battlestatio?

>>40184605
>Dildos come equipped with the power to impregagnate any man made fox-dragon otherkin

Well, G, now that's some breakthrough technology I had not forseen.

>>40184655
You can just rent out a P.O box at the post office.

>>40184611
It might work in the South, but without any insulation in those things I don't see it working in any kind of cold climate.

>>40184659
>breakthrough technology.
my fucking sides.

>>40184655
Why? Its not like youre getting billed for anything

>>40184688
Could do it in So Cal, where cost of rent is super expensive, and nice weather.

As long as it's not super snowy weather, you could just stock up in thick blankets/clothing.

>>40184611
>can put solar panels on top for power
busses have HUGE space on top. I'm estimating about 2kw from direct sun in the summer. (with current solar panels). Thats enough to run pretty much any gaymen machine and have lots to spare. OFC you will need a pretty beefy battery bank, but you should be able to run crysis 3 at full settings @60fps with a monitor the entire day.
If they ever make hybrid busses (which they fucking should), then they should absolutely cover the top with solar panels.

>>40184753
yup, there was a tripfag (and i mean it in the nicest way possible, this guy was a bro), vandweller, that did something pretty similar in just a Van, and his living quarters in his van was pretty fucking nice.

>>40182033
No one has ever visited your room have they

>>40182049
>chiclet style KB
>standing that close to those TV's

Nah

>>40182250
You got issues

>>40183753
>Desert Eagle
>Most worthless sidearm ever

>>40184916
>ever using tvs as monitors
my friend has a medium priced panasonic tv as his third computer monitor. He only uses it to watch movies and stuff, as it is on an adjustable wall mount.
When i was hanging out, i tried moving a window halfway on that monitor, and halfway on the real pc monitor. If you moved the window verticall, up and down, about 5 or so times a second (easy to do on a trackpad), the tv latency would be so far behind that the window would be at its highest point on the tv when it was at its lowest point on the monitor.

>>40182100
that looks comfortable, save for the massive fucking penis that would be above your head.

>>40185005
you would get all wrinkly VERY fast.

>>40182386
Looks pretty cool, but not cool admitting you dropped $20,000 on making something look "cool".

>>40184961
>implying
mine is modified to be as accurate as 9mm and i carry it condition fabric every day

>>40182386
>no emf protection.
>no sound encapsulation
>takes up a fuckton of space
nice airflow, though

>>40184086
what's with those tubes?

>>40185074
read
>>40184573
>>40184566

>>40184611
if you lived in a really rainy area you could put a water tank in somewhere, plenty of space. run it through the radiator for hot water

>>40182615
>>40182575
How can people live like this, Im a clean freak and this thread makes me sad

>>40184804
what does your chair look like?

>>40183370
Perfectly legal as long as you have the paperwork for it. The ammo however is a different story.

>>40185180
thats a stand up desk.

>fucked up

OP is clearly new, that's a god tier battle station

>>40185203
I have to ask. Why?

>>40182250
fagggggggg

I want a dragon dildo

But shit they're so expensive

>>40185229
supposively its good for you.
My dad uses one, and he was only able to stand at it for short periods of time.
When i visit, i see him standing at it for hours on end.

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>>40185230
They are definitely worth the money. Custom-order silicone dildos are not cheap.

fucking cunts need to stop posting the outdated version of my battleststion god damnit

>>40185270
Why do you buy this? Do you really insert it into your anus?

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>>40182575

>>40184528
The most offensive thing here is that someone bought Glasslands.

Really? Wow. I don't think I could ever stand for that long. I suppose it would keep me from staying on the internet for too long though.

>>40185350
>/tv/

I'm not even surprised.

I'm more surprised that someone actually took that picture. I would have thought they'd be out sneaking into Elementary schools and licking the piss off the toilet seats in the girls bathrooms.

Even /r9k/ is more alpha than them, and that's saying something

>>40182445
doubles as a suicide booth if you have a ceramic carcoil bbq things.

>>40185330
Please scroll up and read the rest of the thread. Thank you and have a nice fuck off.

>>40182468
i like how you can kind of tell he was nicely stacking them up against the wall and eventually just said fuck it.

oh and the garbage bag full of cans sitting next to his chair like he got busy cleaning up some clans and then eventually just said fuck it.

>>40182445
This would be great for gaymen, or a flight sim.

>>40182033
>>40182250
What's the point of the rubber tube, you realize these are not real cocks right?

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>>40185541
I'm a big fan of despair.

>>40183331
piss bottles don't really smell, considering the piss is sealed in a bottle and all.

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>>40182033
What do I win?

>>40182347
yet so fucking creepy

>>40182683
lol man, that was my exact thought as well. And yeah we should.

>>40190238
it's at least top5

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>>40190238

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My keyboard is covered because my fingers get greasy from hamburger helpers.

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>>40190328

>>40182445
all of my want

>>40190390

LONELY MAN KILLED IN METHANGE GAS EXPLOSION

>>40183342
damn that looks cozy

>>40182868
I find it sort of erotic. I'd like to fill a bathtub with stale NEET piss and bathe in it.

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my friends

he insisted on getting a console because a computer would take up too much room for cables

kek

>>40190623

that kinect placement

what

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>>40183737

>>40185286
horror movie/10

>>40185385
person who lives there is a grill btw

>>40189567
Shit like this really disgusts me, and this is one of the tamer ones in this thread, but it happens to be the one I came across when I had this thought.

If I had the money to spend like that I'd use to to finish school and be a productive normal member of society like I am struggling to do now and raise my kids in a decent home and not some palace of deviancy. People like you and so many others ITT should be euthanized and their money distributed to normal people who need it.

>>40191219
2/10

>>40190636
Well if the xbox has to have the kinect plugged in, might as well leave it not facing you.

>>40191251
Holy shit, this >>40190259 is you

I expected a teenager

I hate you nigga

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>>40191219
>>40191435

>>40191510
haha jokes on you.. jelly lights should always be green.

>>40184804

Oh my god, I have a friend who did this except his is stacked on random objects taped together. God, I hope I can find the picture. One of his monitors was balancing on a broom.

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>>40183370
probably some eastern european country where nobody gives a fuck about what you own.
Or /k/ finally got around to establishing Zanzibar Land.
>>40182342
I had the exact same Compaq at some point.

>>40182445
i do like the privacy, and no annoying sun in the monitor all day long

>>40184631
get off g

>>40183370
If in the us, everything except recent production full-auto weapons are legal.
For class 3 weapons (pre 1986 full auto, grenade launchers, destructive devices, suppressors, AOW, etc.) you just need to get a background check and a tax stamp from the ATF.
You also have to tell them when you take class 3's across state lines or move into a new house.

>>40182049
livin the dream. im mirin hard

>>40182033
>most fucked up battlestations you've ever seen
you must be new here if you don't aprove of dragon dildos

>>40182506
Why would you leave the piss bottles uncapped?

>>40183370

Either that or it's South Africa which has basically no arms restrictions, you can buy a working tank if you want.

>>40183370
Given that he's using XP and is on Yahoo Japan, I'm willing to bet they're all airsoft.

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>>40182100

Danger zone

>>40182780

I do too. But living with parents, so would bring great dishonour

>>40192517
The pic is old as hell, XP was still in use in America at the time.
>Yahoo japan
>Implying it's not a weeb's desk.

>>40182373
Niggawatt?

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>>40192232

>>40184325
>>40184420
they are thumbing up because it was a joke and people liked the joke you autists