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>>55214935
I have a better case for you

>>55214998
why's this the funniest board.

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>>55214935
muh nigga. I recommend these cases to all my customers because it makes my life so much easier.

>>55214922
I honestly thought you could download a driver for any GPU that was compatible with Ubuntu.
Does it seriously have architectural incompatibilities?

>>55215088
sometimes the compatible drivers have issues.

Wait untill the 480 comes out, you will find a lot of Nvidia GPUs on trash cans, or people trading them for a beer.

>>55214908
Go away Eduardo

>>55214908
Translate it.

>>55215095
It's a .bat file. Running it shows the .Trashes file where it hides my stuff, then it disappears again.

Here's the file itself:

cd .Trashes
start wscript "857\prbgubvb.js"
exit

did what?

what are you even screenshotting?

why do autistic people think that we share their experiences? what is going on in your brain, OP?

>>55214495
>Witch
I cackled.

>>55214527
It's a Microsoft forum reply

>>55214605
Damn spell checker

>>55214317
>trisquel is not included in this list

Have a bump. What the heck.

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>>55214365

>>55214127
>2011+7-2
>not

I seriously hope you people don't do this.

>>55214127
is cse acceptable?

You can't stop me.

>>55214118
First for D

How can i write a program to prove the earth is flat? and we're in a simulation?

>>55214185
>Write a program to prove the Earth is flat
Go outside, look off into the horizon and tell me, do you see Tokyo? What's that? You don't see Tokyo? But you can see the sun which is reportedly millions of miles away. There you go, the Earth is flat. Now write a real program.

PL/SQL to TSQL

Arrays do not exist, use @Temporary tables

No error handling in functions

remember to code OUTPUT on procedure arguments in the procedure definition AND the execute statement

triggers; :old and :new replaced with inserted and deleted tables

triggers; cannot do for each row, cannot do column

create or replace object does not exist; recommend if object_id(object,type) is null exec 'create object as ...' then alter object. - major pain - my biggest gripe

no packages

arguments for objects must specify size i.e. function crap(invar varchar2) is now function crap(invar varchar(254))

variable assignment goes from var := value to either SET @var = value or SELECT @var = value

that's all i can remember

just remembered

select column
into var
from whatever

is now
select @var = value
from whatever

if more than one row oracle will throw too many rows error. sql simply returns the last row

usually that sucks but you can use it like oracle LISTAGG

select @var = isnull(@var+','+column,column)
from whatever

also nvl is isnull

>>55214116
>>55214179
I will thank you for OP. Clearly he is a giant asshat

>but I decided that I want more power.

why? what's your setup and future setup. If you're not running 4k then this card is overkill.

>>55213734
I'm on the fence too, but probably gonna wait for more reviews of both to see if the 1070 is worth the extra price jump.

>>55213734
Just fucking do it already

>>55213671
>IntelliSense
That's Microsoftian for "code completion"

>>55213678
Which should make it obvious that I am used to Visual Studio. Because of my uni (and me switching to Linux) I was forced to switch to MonoDevelop/Eclipse/NetBeans. All of them have "code completion" specifically Eclipse and NetBeans literally writes 20% of the code itself. Who the fuck wants to write manually everything about loops switchs and what the fuck not.

So do you know any IDE or did you just post for the sake of posting?

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As the only IDE that appearently is a bit advanced (in contrast to all the other shitty ones) is not compiling (probably because it has not been updated since a year), I will go back to C# with MonoDevelop and Gtk#. I can't stand this shit I'd love to use Vala to write C# code and have it compiled into native C but I won't fuck my brain just because I want native code.

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> Shell pasta:

The based GNU Bourne Again SHell:
https://www.gnu.org/software/bash/

The community driven BASH wiki:
http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/

The Grymoire - home for UNIX wizards:
http://www.grymoire.com/Unix/index.html

Greg's (also known as GreyCat's) wiki:
http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ
http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide
http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashPitfalls

SED and AWK; your new best friends:
http://www.pement.org/sed/sed1line.txt
http://www.pement.org/awk/awk1line.txt

Google's Shell Style Guide:
https://google.github.io/styleguide/shell.xml

The Linux Command Line - A Book By William Shotts:
http://linuxcommand.org/tlcl.php

Interesting, useful and dangerous one-liners:
http://www.commandlinefu.com/

Great online (and offline) linting tool:
http://www.shellcheck.net/

Know what you are doing:
http://explainshell.com/

> Tiling pasta:

/*
Tiling Window Managers:
*/

General informations:
https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/Window_manager

Awesome:
https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/Awesome

Awesome + Gaps:
https://github.com/copycat-killer/lain

i3:
https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/I3

i3 + Gaps:
https://github.com/Airblader/i3

bspwm:
https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/Bspwm

spectrwm:
https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/Spectrwm

dwm:
https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/Dwm

/*
Tiling scripts (these work DE/WM independent):
*/

Pytyle:
http://sourceforge.net/projects/pytyle/

Pytyle2:
https://code.google.com/p/pytyle/

Pytyle3:
https://github.com/BurntSushi/pytyle3/

Pytyle differences:
https://bbs.archlinux.org/viewtopic.php?pid=1058199#p1058199

Horsefuckers tiling BASH scripts:
http://twily.info/scripts/tiling/

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Reminder we have two threads on /t/

One about ported videogames
>>>/t/707928
>>>/t/707928

And one on tutorial videos for system administration and IT
>>>/t/713097
>>>/t/713097

Also check the list of open source games
https://ghostbin.com/paste/z74bj/raw

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IT'S TIME TO POO ON NVIDIA'S LOO AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM, BUT I'M ALL OUTTA GUM!

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Zen's gonna be bretty gud too

Another one of AMD bullshit cards no one really cares about. Nvidia is for us who want to do some serious work

Ah, the daily shitpost.
Here's your (You)'s like you wanted.

>>55212829 (You)
>he fell for the college meme
>>55212829 (You)
>he fell for the CS meme
>>55212829 (You)
>he fell for the programming meme
>>55212829 (You)
>he fell for the /r9k/ meme

Git gud fag, IDEs are for pussies

>not using vim or emacs as an IDE

It never ceases to amaze me how fanboys of these editors apparently don't know anything about them, such as what plugins and configurations to use to get simple stuff such as code navigation (jump to declaration, show use), code completion, linting etc...

How can you call yourself a vim/emacs user if you've never used configured ctags + cscope and use gcc as a indexer + linter?

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>using an idiot

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>>55212572

>>55212508
Install windows 10 to fix it

>hey guys look I'm good with computers XD!!
Ok.

>>55212508
... like flies to the slaughter