Why do people TALK AT THEIR PHONES?
Why is talking on speaker phone become the norm for ignorant people?
Did I miss something?
You'll get wifi cancer if you hold it up to your head
>>56973407
Fuck off m8, I can't hear shit with all you faggots making all that noise in starbucks/chipotle. Turning on my speakerphone and putting it against my ear is the only way I can at least hear whatever my stupid sisters or mom want to bitch at me about.
>>56973444
HOW ABOUT HAVE A FUCKING CONVO IN PRIVATE
>unless this is satire, then carry on
Can anybody help me identify this camera? It's old as shit, found it in my grandpa's stuff. The handle says "VAG".
>>56973389
That's not a camera, that's a vagina
That's an old VAG portable pussy magnet, you stick your dick in one end and turn it on, every female in a 200 foot radius will be attracted to your cock.
They were banned in the 80's because people kept using them too close to schools. Nice find anon, your grandpa would want you to live out his legacy as the king of pussy
Jokes aside, these are Voightlander cameras from the 30's
They go for a couple hundred dollars nowadays in good condition, have you flipped it open yet?
>Apple iPhone is actually one of the worst phones on Earth
What did they mean by this?
>>56973314
I think they meant that the Apple iPhone is actually one of the worst phones on Earth, if I had to guess.
It is not a very good telephone.
I'm traveling to Uzbekistan to teach them the word of great elder Stallman.
>>56973295
When you chase a dream, especially one with plastic chests, you sometimes do not see what is right in front of you.
>>56973386
What do you mean? Are you saying I should spread his gospel here in America?
Feel free to ask me anything btw.
What is it with the CyanogenMod ROM for this phone? It works like shit. I try it like every month to see if that pajeet has fixed anything, but no.
Do I need to fix shit myself now? I didn't want my phone to be my "mobile linux".
Just tried the newest build and it's even worse. It doesn't detect wifi and it doesn't detect any of my sim cards. I can't even go beyond the initialization steps. Nice
Reminder that whether you want good first party or third party support, you buy a Nexus. Or a "Pixel", I suppose.
I was contemplating using that for my work phone. People on /g/ were saying it was fine. Should I never listen to /g/ and stick with my MIUI botnet?
Should have just gotten an iPhone if you have too much of a life to get your tech working like its supposed to
>Download Windblows
>Install
>Its all in fucken german
>Cant change cause not Ultimate
I'm not re-downloading this shit so I decided I'm going to learn the language. Whats the best way to accomplish this?
>>56973191
Bruh did it not ask you for languages? German is an angry yet passionate language. Passionate for the extermination of jews.
>>56973230
It said English in every option but it still installed it with German.
>>56973191
The sink or swim method actually works pretty well. Just look up words until you don't need to any more.
Which one do i use nigga?
I use diceware :^)
>>56973121
all you had to do was follow the goddamn train
Sup /g/
I'm gonna be brief. I'm tired of this pc (pic related). It's 10 yo and it doesn't want to work anymore. Hell, even opening the folders to load this pic took me ages.
Thing is, my folks won't let me replace it because it still "works". So I need something to make it stop working, for good.
I don't want a "delete sys32" or "cut a wire" advice because it will become obvious it was me. I want some good advice or help.
put logoff.exe in the startup, open some windows dlls in notepad and type penis all over them, grab a balloon and rub it on your hair then touch the motherboard.
Or try putting an ssd in it so it won't be infuriatingly slow
Upload a bad bios image, or just take out the cmos battery and see if they notice.
>>56972942
Stop trying to scam your computers you fat cunt, they work hard for there money. Go get a job and buy your own computer if you want one
My CPU is hitting 98C processing a video am i gonna die
>>56972902
hopefully
cum on cat
>>56972902
Bring some bacon.
What do you use to find sites?
NICE TRY NSA
Fuck off NSA
>>56972846
> le mariana webz X--D
jesus fuck.
I downloaded tinder on my iphone and deleted it, now i go to download it again and theres a fucking cloud. how do i delete it permanently?
Fuck off
hey! you cant do that here
iCleaner
>variables
>"immutable"
>>56972807
>array index starts at 1
>mutables
>invarianle
>an "array" of variables
>they're all the same type
how do I connect linux (maybe centos) running chrome to active directory on w2k8 server so linux/browser picks up AD login user credentials is it even possible?
>>56972728
Nvm I googled what I just wrote and found a plethora of step by step tutorials, even on the official centos manual page.
It sounds like you dont even know what you want to do
>>56972757
links please
Should I make my 2D games using SDL or Directx?
>inb4 muh irrelevant portability
freetards pls fuck off.
I only care about windows and don't give a fuck about your hobby OS.
>>56972682
>I only care about windows
Then why are you asking this question
>>56972682
Too bad then.
>>56972697
I want a comparison.
I just bought a new laptop, 1500 bucks but it has windows 10. Would it be crazy or stupid to install my 64 bit windows 7 disc on it? I like windows 7 and dont feel like getting spied on when I torrent and watch porn.
>>56972656
Join the Linux master race. If you feel windows looks comfy, just use a VM and disconnect it from the internet
>>56972656
Chances are it wont work because theres no drivers for win 7.
>>56972656
>new laptop
>1500 bucks
>has an optical-rom drive