>He has to defrag his operating system
>He has to make a meme about wintards and their shitty os
>>58446121
>>58446121
you know I ain't worried beeyotch!
I've recently discovered what a USB killer was it's basically a device that short circuits the motherboard and kills the computer (hense the obvious name) and I've been wondering how I could make one I've searched on YouTube but all of their tutorials don't show me shit. What would I need to make one?
>>58445831
Shouldn't it be called KillerUSB or MoBoKiller?
>>58445862
Well if the board is made correctly it usually only breaks the usb port.
Upload the neuroport to the mainframe and overload the circuits
When I move my mouse it jumps back to 0% usage.
Thinking about disabling all services one by one to find why is it so. My SSD (OS DRIVE) doesn't show any usage when idle. LIKE WTF. The less I help microshaft's cucknet the better.
>>58445828
you have a virus maybe?
>>58445828
Wow thats nice, how you do it?
>>58445828
Disable superfetch
And I mean really proficient, proficient enough to get hired as an employee at Google's Brain.
Neural nets, deep learning, natural language processing... redpill me /g/.
It involves a lot of statistics, and for that reason it's one of the most boring fields of computer science.
>>58445832
Statistics and probability, calculus, linear algebra is what I got so far.
> simple matrix multiplications, cross-products, dot-products, L-U factorization, (non)linear optimization, calculating computation complexity, numerical methods, root finding, game theory, partial pivoting, Householder reflections, Givens rotations, and of course, the Power Method, SVD, Eigen decomposition.
What else do i need to learn to become a part of the AI revolution?
>>58445931
Well start learning. I'm pretty sure there's several online courses on it.
history class
professor has been talking about how his Stacy daughter saves 2 years to buy a macbook (facebook machine).
>he has a macbook himself
macbooks suck i say
what do you suggest anon
>thinkpad
he scoffs
>goes to use craptop, powerpoint crashes blackscreens
you have a macbook no wonder its crashing
>whole class laughs at him
feelsgoodman
>anon is so triggered by apple he creates little stories in his head in a desperate attempt to feel superior to apple users
Jesus fuck man, its just a brand, stop being so obsessed.
>>58445750
look man i don't even like apple myself but this is pathetic
get a hold of yourself, work out, get laid
its just a computer bro
>>58445797
Faggot apple shills are killing pc you degenerate
Have a job interview at 10:30 for this student job tomorrow, what do?
>Rate: $10.100-$15.00/hr
>>58445732
not OP, but yeah. It's a student job, so you're really there to earn the work experience which is its own payment.
>>58445695
Not post about it on 4chan.
For anyone who is running windows 10 or was considering upgrading but is turned off by the bloat and bullshit, look into windows 10 LTSB (long term service branch).
No cortana, no windows store, no apps XD, and it's equivalent to windows 10 enterprise in terms of feature set, so you can have the group policy editor.
The only updates it gets are security patches, so you don't have bullshit downloading from windows update all the time fucking up your PC or forcing constant restarts.
LTSB doesn't have the cool WSL stuff, nor can you play games you purchased through the Windows Store. Had to downgrade to Pro after I bought a video game called Forza Horizon 3
>>58445597
but muh gaymen
>>58445597
The whole point is to get rid of the windows store. If you're playing triple A titles from the fucking windows store, I don't think you're the target audience for this.
Going to start going to college online for a computer science degree. Any of you guys do something like that?
Bumpity
Dear God, bump!
>>58445547
stop talking start doing faggot
square monitor thread
lmao all you rectangle monitor mother fuckers wish you had sexy square monitors like this, you jelly anon ?
I'm using a CRT monitor, you faggot.
>>58445537
Who 4:3 (or as I like to call them, 12:9) master race here? They're still the best!
>>58445521
>Using a 5:4 monitor image on a square monitor thread
If the universe was a computer simulation, what are some bug fixes/changes you would make if you were the programmer?
>>58445344
Fixing black holes
no gf
>>58445344
deleting it entirely
how do I into emulation?
obviously I'm not looking to make some cutting edge software this is definitely a learning exercise
I am pretty familiar with C/C++/Python and am starting to learn a little more about assembly and different architectures
my end goal is binary exploitation but I figure that programming even a basic emulator will give me some good insight into those sorts of things
I figure the gameboy is a good place to start and the manual is available online but I'm wondering if there are any books or other good resources around
>>58445308
windows inside JVM wtf
The classic doc about the DMG is called pandocs (look for gbspec.txt) and contains most that you will know about the hardware.
The things that it doesn't cover is sound and instruction timings.
The Gameboy Programming Manual contains info about the instruction timings but it does have errors on some instructin timings and also it does not cover some instruction (EI and DI for example), so I suggest you use the Zilog 80 doc for that.
The best resource for the sound (also sometime called PAPU; pseudo APU) is
http://www.devrs.com/gb/files/hosted/GBSOUND.txt
You should definitely go with C or C++ rather than Python, you will do lots of bit pushing.
Write a java class, one post at a time?
Ill start:public class 4chanClass
{
private boolean faggotry = True;
public int postsUntilClassIsFinished = 20;
public decreasePostsRequired(boolean APostHasOccurred)
{
if (APostHasOccurred)
PostsUntilClassIsFinished --;
}
}
>>58445292
you just completed the class, asshole
fuck, i feel trolled
>>58445266abstract class Anon {
static final boolean IS_FAGGOT = true;
private boolean isFaggot;
void setFaggot(boolean fag) {
isFaggot = fag;
}
boolean isFaggot() {
return isFaggot;
}
// TODO: You implement this.
absract void killYourself();
}
Anon op = new Anon();
op.setFaggot(Anon.IS_FAGGOT);
while (op.isFaggot()) {
op.killYourself();
}
is a Samsung chromebook 3 , 11 inch a good platform to learn to code/hack on? i just got a new one for the low and like how small and portable it is.
>>58445225
If you install full Linux on it, its alright, albeit underpowered. With ChromeOS it is useless, except for quick ssh sessions.
>>58445243
if i removed ChromeOS would that help?
>>58445411
Definitely. You can probably get a used ThinkPad for a similar price and end up with a more powerful machine, though.
when you realize you might have autism
hm
who /ocd/ here?
Bruh
http://www.msn.com/en-ph/news/technology/apple-iphone-8-launching-with-iphone-4-like-design/ar-BBy7vn0
>iphone 8 is going to be a redesign of the iphone 4
>>58445092
>redesign
No it isn't. And people loved that design, a modern interpretation is a wonderful idea. Stop being a fucking faggot.
Will this put an end to the camera bump meme?
>>58445092
They are treading water under cook
dude is pure shit