How does it feel looking at a real programmer?
http://michd.me/resume/
>implying being exceptional at HTML is easy
It's so cancer to even spend 10 minutes on that shitfest that is webdevelopent that I admire whoever does it well.
>>59122045
>posting your own resume on a Icelandic challenge pissing help site
>>59122045
>click the nav links
>page refreshes each time
>mfw
Was wondering on a legit way to access someone's FB account and mobile phone so I can monitor what they are doing and any messages that are being sent and received by them.
Any Ideas?
>>59118604
take them hostage and hold them ransom for fb passwd
>>59118604
>legit way to track someones FB
>legit
>name fagging
this website is for adults only Dave ... go back to bed
Look I need to find out if my wife is cheating on me, that's all.
Please, I would be grateful
/sqt/ stupid questions thread
would someone please link me to the funny video which i think was called the adventures of richard stallman and was a sort of music video in which a certain mr. stallman went through all sorts of backgrounds while sleeping in a wheelchair
>>59118475
>video of our lord and savior
how bourgeois
all you need is https://rms.sexy/
>>59118475
>didnt set topic
shit thread
>>59118599
it's my first time 4channing and youre not making it easy for me
Hey /g/ this is a question i've never been able to get a straight answer about.
We all know that programs are compiled down to machine code and the kernel communicates with our hardware to make our processes run. And that machine code is essentially zeros and ones that correspond to low and high powers in transistors, which is how memory is stored (correct me if im wrong).
My question is how is the gap between software and hardware actually breached? how do these virtual zeros and ones get converted to physical power levels? How does the lowest level piece of software interact with the hardware?
>>59121977
To build a computer first comes the RAM. The CPU comes second and its job is to manipulate the RAM. Software is what memory you feed the CPU to manipulate said RAM.
>>59121977
It's too hard to give a simple answer to this kind of thing
I've been looking for it for a while now
Also why is it Firefox?
>>59121945
I use Firefox nightly. Pretty comfy and its god tier.
>>59122022
>"pretty comfy and its god tier"
go to bed kid, you have a lot to learn still
I would say chrome is more for normies since you dont have to tweak it to get good performance.
With the right tweaks in about:config firefox works just as well for me and respects my privacy, something normies wouldnt care about.
Hey guys, I've got a nas running ubuntu server and I'm trying to decide which share protocol to use. Here's my situation: my desktop runs mint, I have a mac laptop and my roommates all have windows machines. I currently have a samba share setup, given that windows and mac os can connect to it without many issues. Is this the correct approach? Any suggestions?
>>59118285
Yes!
Dildo!
>>59118285
That's a crow, not a raven.
why is this uni/colleage/whatever it is getting so memed around american tech/cs circles?
I dont know how it is but it seems like this place is considered a "one of the best schools in the country for tech studies" around normies/the finance bosses at tech corporations.
But /g/ents and knowledgeable people say its garbage and outdated education.
Am i right?
cause they have the spiciest memelord there.
>>59121159
You can barely form a coherent sentence so your opinions about MIT are probably garbage.
>>59121186
im not even american so why would my opinions on MIT matter?
Hi /g/,
Quick question, I'm purchasing a brand new gaming laptop soon, but I'm not sure if it has bluetooth so that I can use my bluetooth keyboard. I think even shitty laptops with Windows 10 now have bluetooth, so surely my $750 gaming laptop will, right ?
Note: it doesn't specify on Amazon if it's bluetooth compatible or not.
>>59117674
>I'm purchasing a brand new gaming laptop
underage b&
>>59117856
you are quite stupid, friendo
>>59117674
kys
Will you fucking speak of anything else you fucking memesters? It's supposed to be a technology board. You are a fucking broken record. Literally 90% of the content or more is title related.
stupid fucking toadposter fuck off
>>59121065
should i get an xbox one s or a play station four?
>>59121733
This board should be closed
Courage.
You'd have to be extremely courageous to be on a plane with iPhone and iPad users in the first place. What with them trying to buttfuck you and all.
>>59121004
the cowardly dog
>>59121056
show
What is your Desktop Background?
not technology, reported
Aqua Blue
also reported :o)
Intel must be stopped. The international jewry cannot be allowed to dominate the tech industry any longer. Choose AMD.
>>59117461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF_GO5Pnpk0
>>59117461
Most people will just get the Intel discount. AMD is finished
>>59117461
AMD shill detected
Can someone give me a rundown of what puts the GNU in GNU/Linux?
I hear people talking about the GCC being a big constituent part of the OS, but MacOS and Microshit Windows don't even ship with compilers.
Can someone give me that much needed quick rundown and clear this all up?
>>59120747
something something GIMP
>>59120819
That's a pretty quick rundown, but I'm still confused. Can someone give me a quick rundown with some more information?
>>59120747
>I hear people talking about the GCC being a big constituent part of the OS, but MacOS and Microshit Windows don't even ship with compilers.
They actually do though. The C sharp compiler comes standard with the .NET framework which is preinstalled on modern versions of Windows. This just isn't common knowledge because the compiler directory isn't in the Windows PATH, so it's awkward to use without installing an IDE. And I'm not familiar with MacOS, however isn't LLVM Clang available as a standard official package? And don't a lot of Linux distros not come with GCC pre-installed these days? (It is of course trivial to install it using the package manager of course).
GNU does however provide the Bash shell and many of the utilities it depends on, GNU + Linux provides the absolute minimum usable operating system. Most systems of course use a DE which isn't part of the GNU project, but it is possible to use a computer with just a kernel and a shell. But with just the kernel, and no shell, there really isn't much a user can do with it.
Why autistic people like Linux so much?
Because it's shit made for retards.
>>59120532
Because it's not what caused their autism, Windows.
>>59120532
Are those your parents in the background? Do you work for a call center or telemarketing?
I always though desktop is pronounced desk+top, but I recently noticed a lot of tech reviews and tech people pronouncing it tex-top/teks-top or tech-stop.
Is that some new meme or have I been in the dark my whole life? Is that always been like that and I just noticed? I'm real confused here.
>>59120354
>Mandela effect!
A lot of people here pronounce it dex-top it's very annoying
Stop watching youtube fucktards.