>start programming course
>forced to use windows and visual studio
Why is this allowed?
>>59362854
cause otherwise the instructor would have to deal with infinite cases of millennial special snowflake syndrome
>>59362854
because it's a really good IDE if you install vsvim
>>59362867
>>59362874
kys fucking proprietary botnet enablers
What is the best word processing software?
>>59362799
Notepad.exe
>>59362799
notepad++ and gedit
>>59362805
I need a spell checker and formating for writing.
What's the /shitposting laptop of the year 2017/ ?
I nominate the thinkpad x270, the Dell XPS13 and Panasonic LetsNote SZ
Eliminated from the first round are Chomebooks, Macbooks and asus shit.
Newest Thinkpad X1 Carbon
>>59363801
Does it charges through USB C?
This is god tier comfiness.
>>59363838
Seems like it
What video editing software does /g/ use? I'm going to start taking some video editing courses next semester and I want to start learning how to edit videos in advance so I'll be able to hold my own in class and turn in actually high quality assignments. I've been thinking of getting either premire or vegas, what do you guys think?
>>59362597
>what video editing software does /g/ use?
vapoursynth + ffmpeg + vim
>>59362597
I've tried a few FOSS ones, and Blender felt the most polished. I'm no expert though.
You have 26 seconds to explain why you don't have an emoji on your SSID.
>>59363579
because you can make wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cuter kahway faces using ascii borg edition
(。‿。)
>>59363579
I don't live in a mental hospital.
because old router
https://null-byte.wonderhowto.com/forum/hacking-for-newbies-0148982/
>>59362422
Nothing will turn you into an elite hacker. You are lost forever
>>59362422
If you're looking for "how to be a hacker" tutorials, you won't be a good hacker.
>>59362465
explain why
>60% of time spent reading documentations
>30% spent in team meetings
>10% actual coding
I fell for the surgeon meme
>60% of time spent reading documentations
>30% spent in team meetings
>10% actual surgery
if you really arent able to do ground breaking stuff then you will be replaced my an indian
you are welcome
sorry nobody told you earlier
you can always kill yourself
>>59362348
I too fell for the programmer meme.
>learn fizzbuzz + other memes to hold my own in an interview
>can't get an interview
These are the ugliest things I've ever fucking discovered. This is the last time I buy a Steve Jobs meme tech product.
I agree.
>>59362770
Emojis are trash.
>>59362783
/thread
>use Libre Calc
>can't add properly
jesus christ, how is this possible in 2017?
Fake and gay.
>I will contribute to your open source project.
>t. Pajeet
>>59362328
Eh, no problems here.
How does it make you feel? How does it make you feel that your shitty startup will never catch on?
>>59362233
Your shitty planet is getting invaded by the Pororoccians real soon anyway.
>>59362233
i wouldn't care if bill wasn't a part of the illuminati
thats really nice and all but i just like my mac for facebook
t. what a girl would say if they talked to me
Guys, should I just go for the 1080 TI Founders Edition or wait for custom coolers? I'm worried that the price is gonna end up going up cause of the weak ass Canadian peso
>>59362131
Personally I never buy founders editions, but do as you please.
buy 2 (two) now
get $500 watercooling setup for them later
>>59362131
If you're gonna watercool it go ahead. If not wait for the custom coolers.
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
https://youtu.be/oMNFoNtKCR8
Shit. I have to return my ryzen. I bought this cpu for quake 2.
Not even a Ryzen fanboy but the "tech press" really needs to be called out on this bullshit.
They assume this shit is an accurate measure of future performance when it fucking isn't. It has nothing to do with it and everyone just blindly believes it does.
AdoredTV already debunked this bullshit but for some reason idiots still keep parroting it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylvdSnEbL50&feature=youtu.be&t=315
heh
http://www.grumpynerd.com/?p=132
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
>>59362000
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>59362000
i wish that were a real photo, nailed the soft and powerful presence of a true alpha male.
>british spoof photo
fucking hate europe its all trash dont you fucks have other shit to worry about
we left you for a reason
if (big == true) {
print("Big if true")
}
else {
print("Small if false")
}
>>59361977
if(op){
System.out.println("OP is a faggot.");
}
>>59361977
gimme more of your stupid peeps
>>59362008
>System.out.println
Why aren't you using the superior Macbook?
Are you that poor?
good a thread to ask this as any, my parents are buying me a mac up to worth 2300. (they are literal millionaires while i am a broke university student, they are buying me a mac because they saw my thinkpad and reeled in disgust) keeping in mind i already own a good-enough desktop pc and a thinkpad x201, what kind of macbook would be better? the new one (space grey w/ touch bar) or the older retina one? they're both the same price pretty much but i don't know shit about macs and research has just got people saying "buy the newest one because more money = better"
>>59361974
>>59361974
You can test them out at apple, right? Just do that. Its all preference
and no... this is not a good thread